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Date: 03/06/06 02:49 AM

87 Responses to Natalie Portman Hardcore Gangsta Rap

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 10:09 pm
    Link: Natalie Portman Hardcore Gangsta Rap - Funniest thing on SNL since the Chronic of Narnia.
  2. Profile photo of DaWeirdo
    DaWeirdo Male 13-17
    637 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 10:42 pm
    I was just going to post this.

    I thought it was hilarious.

    (And for the record, Chronic of Narnia was called "Lazy Sunday", Bud. :-P)

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    excelman Male 30-39
    418 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 2:53 am
    It was cool when they first did on SNL but now it`s getting old. Every white guest is gonna do a rap just to look hip???
  4. Profile photo of Aphecks
    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 2:57 am
    Ahh hilarious. Natalie Portman is the newest member of NWA.
  5. Profile photo of JoseyPoo
    JoseyPoo Female 18-29
    68 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 3:15 am
    hahaha i thought this was hilarious
  6. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 3:23 am
    I Didn`t Think It Was Funny...=(
  7. Profile photo of Mastermind13
    Mastermind13 Male 13-17
    34 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 3:24 am
    Great! but why should i suck her blankety-blank-blank? In fact, why does she have a bleepety-bleep-bleep? Who cares, i`d hit that beepety-beep-beep any time.
  8. Profile photo of k8vz
    k8vz Female 18-29
    122 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 3:58 am
    mildly amusing.
  9. Profile photo of 2tallyownd
    2tallyownd Female 13-17
    25 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 4:04 am
    Oh My God. That scared me.
  10. Profile photo of metallicblue
    metallicblue Female 18-29
    228 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 4:09 am
    its not that funny, but still good.
  11. Profile photo of AndyJP
    AndyJP Male 18-29
    38 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 4:29 am
    I thought she was a boy wearing makeup when I turned it on. Some girls just can`t pull off the short hair look!
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    notapervert Male 13-17
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    March 6, 2006 at 5:15 am
    lol
  13. Profile photo of cryotwin
    cryotwin Male 18-29
    44 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 5:58 am
    excelman you think that this is going to get whitey to start rapping? if emenem or what ever his name didnt get that already going, this wont.

    tiz good, i still like lazy sunday and the two guys just having a good time one from lonely island.

  14. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 6:56 am
    i didnt find it tht funny
  15. Profile photo of damurfdog
    damurfdog Female 13-17
    264 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 7:23 am
    cruxshadows is right, it failed to amuse me
  16. Profile photo of damurfdog
    damurfdog Female 13-17
    264 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 7:24 am
    hey, cryotwin, don`t me hating on Eminem, he isn`t as bad as these jokers
  17. Profile photo of damurfdog
    damurfdog Female 13-17
    264 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 7:25 am
    ^be
  18. Profile photo of 0verclock3d
    0verclock3d Male 13-17
    230 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 7:45 am
    lazy sunday
    wake up in the late afternoon
    call parnell just to see how hes doin
  19. Profile photo of fk
    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 8:15 am
    Hmm...she looks great with short hair. In the black-and-white segments anyway.
  20. Profile photo of nikkers080
    nikkers080 Female 18-29
    1 post
    March 6, 2006 at 8:31 am
    i`m not a fan of her short hair either, but she shaved her head for a movie, so it`s not so bad.
  21. Profile photo of nambratha
    nambratha Female 18-29
    101 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 8:56 am
    it was okay. funny just because it was her doing it.
  22. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 9:03 am
    Narnia Rap was better.
  23. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 9:32 am
    She`s hot.
  24. Profile photo of silvernano
    silvernano Male 18-29
    179 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 10:08 am
    ^^She`s not.
  25. Profile photo of mrbaliw
    mrbaliw Male 18-29
    223 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 10:11 am
    "WHAT??!!" lol... pretty hardcore for a harvard graduate
  26. Profile photo of Hyozanryu
    Hyozanryu Male 13-17
    3 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 10:20 am
    ;-()
  27. Profile photo of Thnikkagirl
    Thnikkagirl Female 13-17
    52 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 10:58 am
    hahaha...reminds me a little of the Wayne Brady sketch (from chapelle`s show). Funny cause it`s unexpected.
  28. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 11:08 am
    ^^lol I agree I think thats what makes it funny. It was unexpected from Natile Portman shes so small and innocent at times.
  29. Profile photo of DaWeirdo
    DaWeirdo Male 13-17
    637 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 11:33 am
    On 3/6/2006 4:29:17 AM AndyJP wrote: I thought she was a boy wearing makeup when I turned it on. Some girls just can`t pull off the short hair look!

    She had to shave her head for V is for Vendetta. It wasn`t her choice.

  30. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 11:37 am
    goddamn, she is hot.
  31. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 11:49 am
    "Funniest thing on SNL since the Chronic of Narnia."

    In other words...the funniest thing on SNL in three weeks...

  32. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
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    March 6, 2006 at 12:03 pm
    by the way, for all of those who questioned the line from the "men`s rules" that said that women become less attractive with shorter hair....here`s proof.
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
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    March 6, 2006 at 12:12 pm
    The viking dude ruined it for me. Go back to Norway. Stupid viking.
  34. Profile photo of Alpha_Omega
    Alpha_Omega Male 13-17
    578 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 12:27 pm
    I still think she`s hot with the short hair.
  35. Profile photo of cottcandy222
    cottcandy222 Female 18-29
    195 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 12:42 pm
    That was like the last thing you would expect from Natalie Portman, she`s all small and sweet-looking. I thought it was hilarious.
  36. Profile photo of kennapea
    kennapea Female 18-29
    123 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 12:51 pm
    *drool*
  37. Profile photo of tonesontail
    tonesontail Female 13-17
    55 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 1:10 pm
    That was too good.
  38. Profile photo of bellarina
    bellarina Female 18-29
    72 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 1:28 pm
    it was ok...meh
  39. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 2:03 pm
    we are not amused
  40. Profile photo of stoneyjoe
    stoneyjoe Male 18-29
    346 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 2:28 pm
    i liked the kids suck my beep or sumfin lol twas gd
  41. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 2:43 pm
    No, no Silvernano, you screwed it all up.

    It`s your MOM who`s NOT hot, not Natalie Portman.

  42. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 2:58 pm
    Oh, bigoldjeffry - cut silvernano some slack. He doesn`t think ANYone with a vagina is hot...
  43. Profile photo of Lilynia
    Lilynia Female 13-17
    61 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 3:06 pm
    Didn`t much like the video, but even so, Natalie Portman is too pretty for her own good. It`s not fair - she should share out her looks with the rest of us!
  44. Profile photo of Osprey39
    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 3:34 pm
    That was pretty funny. Can`t wait for her hair to grow out again though.
  45. Profile photo of Irishchibi1
    Irishchibi1 Female 13-17
    145 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 3:46 pm
    that was awesome, she is my role model.
  46. Profile photo of Bigmouse
    Bigmouse Female 18-29
    164 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 4:28 pm
    that was entertaining. I like SNL but i dont get to see it here in the UK.
  47. Profile photo of ilerveu2
    ilerveu2 Female 18-29
    12 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 4:28 pm
    I like it...
  48. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 5:01 pm
    she looks great with short hair! like sinead o`connor.. but way better. well i think so anyways.
  49. Profile photo of sk8infreek
    sk8infreek Male 13-17
    239 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 5:02 pm
    I was actualy scared of her. I had to fase forward through it.
  50. Profile photo of sk8infreek
    sk8infreek Male 13-17
    239 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 5:03 pm
    *fast*^
  51. Profile photo of Juicy_Juice
    Juicy_Juice Female 13-17
    328 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 5:25 pm
    she is so cute and little
    that was funny :) although i`ve seen this about 15 times already

    "we love you natalie"
    "i wanna f--- you too!"

  52. Profile photo of AmberZombie
    AmberZombie Female 18-29
    20 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 5:30 pm
    I didnt think it was that funny. The random viking dude was funny but when it comes to rap she shouldnt quit her day job. Someone that small and cute shouldn`t try to act all hardcore. Especially if your small, cute and went to Harvard.
  53. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 5:49 pm
    Yeah, AmberZombie. Because it wasn`t a parody or anything - she was sincerely ready to start up that hardcore rap career. B-|
  54. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 5:55 pm
    I liked it, wasn`t funny, but definetly cool, and she looks so good!, and andy looks good too.
  55. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 5:58 pm
    lmao
  56. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 6:17 pm
    not a total laugh....i chuckled, because she seems retarded. sorry thats what i think.
  57. Profile photo of laurin
    laurin Female 13-17
    84 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 6:18 pm
    Not that funny. It is funny to think that that`s the same sweet innocent girl from Garden State.
  58. Profile photo of axis736
    axis736 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 6:51 pm
    did not think that was funny
  59. Profile photo of procker14
    procker14 Female 18-29
    509 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 7:34 pm
    i liked it funny as hell man!
  60. Profile photo of cotylena
    cotylena Female 13-17
    159 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 8:47 pm
    hahaha!! i thought that was good!!!funny!!
  61. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 8:54 pm
    lmao!
  62. Profile photo of iluvrevenge
    iluvrevenge Female 13-17
    370 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 9:19 pm
    People , its a parody dont be like "o shes just trying to be hardcore how stoopid" dude oki its an effin joke! shes not trying to be hard core and no white people dont go rap on snl to be kool , they do it beause its funny and they make a living trying to make people laph GOD
  63. Profile photo of kittiechick
    kittiechick Female 18-29
    57 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 10:18 pm
    Natalie Portman, I think she pulls it off well.
  64. Profile photo of kylethehappy
    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 10:30 pm
    ya iluvrevenge me cant spel wel eether
  65. Profile photo of lakawaka
    lakawaka Female 13-17
    52 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 10:45 pm
    that`s hilaious :-D
  66. Profile photo of uoysevolndys
    uoysevolndys Female 18-29
    260 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 11:41 pm
    hahah
  67. Profile photo of Juicy_Juice
    Juicy_Juice Female 13-17
    328 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 5:05 pm
    Did NO ONE pick up on the Eazy-E references?!!!!!
  68. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 10:39 pm
    I don`t think that was funny, somehow was kind of cool music though! I think... Well...
  69. Profile photo of Pepsic91
    Pepsic91 Female 13-17
    243 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 10:59 am
    Wow. Lol
  70. Profile photo of honeybubble
    honeybubble Female 13-17
    69 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 1:10 pm
    Is that really her??? Was it 4 a show or summin?
  71. Profile photo of OziX
    OziX Male 70 & Over
    26 posts
    March 9, 2006 at 10:09 pm
    Honeybubble: it was for Saturday Night Live, description even says so... SNL sux anyway
  72. Profile photo of lordtyusa
    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    March 10, 2006 at 12:48 pm
    Wow, now I`m afraid of Sinead O`Conner...I mean Natalie Portman!
  73. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    March 10, 2006 at 7:15 pm
    I didn`t think it was funny either. Wayne Brady and Dave Chapelle, that was funny. This wasn`t.
  74. Profile photo of Password
    Password Male 30-39
    77 posts
    March 12, 2006 at 4:30 pm
    She went to harvard? lol
  75. Profile photo of SomebodySave
    SomebodySave Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2006 at 11:20 am
    hahaha, she should really put out an album, my gf and I were laughing hysterically when we saw this on SNL a few weeks ago!
  76. Profile photo of flovebunny
    flovebunny Female 18-29
    406 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 1:36 pm
    she has a great sense of humor to do something like that- definitely one of my role models
  77. Profile photo of honeybubble
    honeybubble Female 13-17
    69 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 1:50 pm
    I`m sooo much prettier than her...seriously I`m gorgeous!
  78. Profile photo of jako9b14270
    jako9b14270 Male 13-17
    170 posts
    April 23, 2006 at 3:43 am
    we wouldn`t care honeybubble
  79. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
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    April 29, 2006 at 1:05 am
    we love you natalie
  80. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2006 at 5:02 pm
    OMFG that`s amazing!
  81. Profile photo of InkBlossoms
    InkBlossoms Female 13-17
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    May 18, 2006 at 7:48 pm
    I loved it!! And the sad part is, I memorized the whole thing...
    "While you laugh and cry, While I laugh you die!"
  82. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    July 4, 2006 at 1:43 am
    Lol gangsta rap...funny...
  83. Profile photo of Raisin_Hell
    Raisin_Hell Male 18-29
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    September 25, 2006 at 10:29 pm
    that wasn`t funny...


    25th post!!!

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    gumgoespop Female 13-17
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    September 29, 2006 at 4:43 pm
    Awesome!!! My friends are all into Natalie Portman because she`s in Star Wars and all (with Hayden Christiansen who they think is so hot.) so this was really funny.
  85. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
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    September 29, 2006 at 7:41 pm
    lol
  86. Profile photo of YaButWhy
    YaButWhy Male 13-17
    3 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    dude she is actually really really hot. and i like crazy bitches hahaha.
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    VictoryRider Male 40-49
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    May 3, 2011 at 7:36 pm
    Awesome!

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