Natalie Portman Hardcore Gangsta Rap

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago Funny
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Funniest thing on SNL since the Chronic of Narnia.
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Male 1,461
Awesome!
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Male 3
dude she is actually really really hot. and i like crazy bitches hahaha.
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Female 799
lol
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Female 52
Awesome!!! My friends are all into Natalie Portman because she`s in Star Wars and all (with Hayden Christiansen who they think is so hot.) so this was really funny.
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Male 277
that wasn`t funny...


25th post!!!

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Male 919
Lol gangsta rap...funny...
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Female 24
I loved it!! And the sad part is, I memorized the whole thing...
"While you laugh and cry, While I laugh you die!"
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Male 2,620
OMFG that`s amazing!
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Male 1,385
we love you natalie
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Male 170
we wouldn`t care honeybubble
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Female 69
I`m sooo much prettier than her...seriously I`m gorgeous!
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Female 406
she has a great sense of humor to do something like that- definitely one of my role models
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Female 8
hahaha, she should really put out an album, my gf and I were laughing hysterically when we saw this on SNL a few weeks ago!
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Male 77
She went to harvard? lol
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Female 663
I didn`t think it was funny either. Wayne Brady and Dave Chapelle, that was funny. This wasn`t.
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Male 301
Wow, now I`m afraid of Sinead O`Conner...I mean Natalie Portman!
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Male 26
Honeybubble: it was for Saturday Night Live, description even says so... SNL sux anyway
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Female 69
Is that really her??? Was it 4 a show or summin?
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Female 243
Wow. Lol
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Male 1,521
I don`t think that was funny, somehow was kind of cool music though! I think... Well...
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Female 328
Did NO ONE pick up on the Eazy-E references?!!!!!
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Female 260
hahah
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Female 52
that`s hilaious :-D
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Male 601
ya iluvrevenge me cant spel wel eether
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Female 57
Natalie Portman, I think she pulls it off well.
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Female 369
People , its a parody dont be like "o shes just trying to be hardcore how stoopid" dude oki its an effin joke! shes not trying to be hard core and no white people dont go rap on snl to be kool , they do it beause its funny and they make a living trying to make people laph GOD
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Male 2,510
lmao!
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Female 159
hahaha!! i thought that was good!!!funny!!
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Female 509
i liked it funny as hell man!
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Male 168
did not think that was funny
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Female 84
Not that funny. It is funny to think that that`s the same sweet innocent girl from Garden State.
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Male 1,425
not a total laugh....i chuckled, because she seems retarded. sorry thats what i think.
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Female 1,426
lmao
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Female 1,697
I liked it, wasn`t funny, but definetly cool, and she looks so good!, and andy looks good too.
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Male 1,586
Yeah, AmberZombie. Because it wasn`t a parody or anything - she was sincerely ready to start up that hardcore rap career. B-|
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Female 20
I didnt think it was that funny. The random viking dude was funny but when it comes to rap she shouldnt quit her day job. Someone that small and cute shouldn`t try to act all hardcore. Especially if your small, cute and went to Harvard.
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Female 328
she is so cute and little
that was funny :) although i`ve seen this about 15 times already

"we love you natalie"
"i wanna f--- you too!"

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Male 239
*fast*^
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Male 239
I was actualy scared of her. I had to fase forward through it.
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Female 882
she looks great with short hair! like sinead o`connor.. but way better. well i think so anyways.
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Female 12
I like it...
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Female 164
that was entertaining. I like SNL but i dont get to see it here in the UK.
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Female 145
that was awesome, she is my role model.
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Male 1,407
That was pretty funny. Can`t wait for her hair to grow out again though.
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Female 61
Didn`t much like the video, but even so, Natalie Portman is too pretty for her own good. It`s not fair - she should share out her looks with the rest of us!
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Male 1,586
Oh, bigoldjeffry - cut silvernano some slack. He doesn`t think ANYone with a vagina is hot...
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Male 594
No, no Silvernano, you screwed it all up.

It`s your MOM who`s NOT hot, not Natalie Portman.

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Male 346
i liked the kids suck my beep or sumfin lol twas gd
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Female 1,071
we are not amused
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Female 72
it was ok...meh
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Female 55
That was too good.
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Female 123
*drool*
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Female 195
That was like the last thing you would expect from Natalie Portman, she`s all small and sweet-looking. I thought it was hilarious.
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Male 578
I still think she`s hot with the short hair.
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Male 2,720
The viking dude ruined it for me. Go back to Norway. Stupid viking.
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Male 3,060
by the way, for all of those who questioned the line from the "men`s rules" that said that women become less attractive with shorter hair....here`s proof.
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Male 3,060
"Funniest thing on SNL since the Chronic of Narnia."

In other words...the funniest thing on SNL in three weeks...

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Male 1,586
goddamn, she is hot.
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Male 637
[quote]On 3/6/2006 4:29:17 AM AndyJP wrote: I thought she was a boy wearing makeup when I turned it on. Some girls just can`t pull off the short hair look![/quote]

She had to shave her head for V is for Vendetta. It wasn`t her choice.

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Female 713
^^lol I agree I think thats what makes it funny. It was unexpected from Natile Portman shes so small and innocent at times.
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Female 52
hahaha...reminds me a little of the Wayne Brady sketch (from chapelle`s show). Funny cause it`s unexpected.
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Male 3
;-()
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Male 223
"WHAT??!!" lol... pretty hardcore for a harvard graduate
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Male 179
^^She`s not.
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Male 594
She`s hot.
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Male 1,882
Narnia Rap was better.
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Female 101
it was okay. funny just because it was her doing it.
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Female 1
i`m not a fan of her short hair either, but she shaved her head for a movie, so it`s not so bad.
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Male 951
Hmm...she looks great with short hair. In the black-and-white segments anyway.
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Male 230
lazy sunday
wake up in the late afternoon
call parnell just to see how hes doin
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Female 264
^be
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Female 264
hey, cryotwin, don`t me hating on Eminem, he isn`t as bad as these jokers
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Female 264
cruxshadows is right, it failed to amuse me
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Female 1,463
i didnt find it tht funny
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Male 44
excelman you think that this is going to get whitey to start rapping? if emenem or what ever his name didnt get that already going, this wont.

tiz good, i still like lazy sunday and the two guys just having a good time one from lonely island.

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Male 2,567
lol
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Male 38
I thought she was a boy wearing makeup when I turned it on. Some girls just can`t pull off the short hair look!
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Female 228
its not that funny, but still good.
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Female 25
Oh My God. That scared me.
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Female 122
mildly amusing.
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Male 34
Great! but why should i suck her blankety-blank-blank? In fact, why does she have a bleepety-bleep-bleep? Who cares, i`d hit that beepety-beep-beep any time.
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Female 2,144
I Didn`t Think It Was Funny...=(
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Female 68
hahaha i thought this was hilarious
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Male 641
Ahh hilarious. Natalie Portman is the newest member of NWA.
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Male 418
It was cool when they first did on SNL but now it`s getting old. Every white guest is gonna do a rap just to look hip???
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Male 637
I was just going to post this.

I thought it was hilarious.

(And for the record, Chronic of Narnia was called "Lazy Sunday", Bud. :-P)

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Male 10,115
Link: Natalie Portman Hardcore Gangsta Rap [Rate Link] - Funniest thing on SNL since the Chronic of Narnia.
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