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  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 10:28 pm
    Link: Men`s Rules - Funny because it`s true.
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    cruxshadows Female 18-29
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    March 6, 2006 at 2:39 am
    Men Really Hate When Girls Cut Their Hair Shorter?
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
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    March 6, 2006 at 2:59 am
    ^^ yup. I like the "We`re not always thinking about you" rule.
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    Jazz5490 Female 13-17
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    March 6, 2006 at 3:17 am
    really short hairs a turn off? you learn something new everyday i spose!
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    Free_Bird Male 18-29
    61 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 3:19 am
    So true.
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    manorrd Male 30-39
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    March 6, 2006 at 4:03 am
    Not 100%, but a good foundation.

    So...where`s the "Women`s Rules?" (please note the `Victoria`s Secret/Soap Opera Star` rule before going any further.):-)

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    sevren Male 30-39
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    March 6, 2006 at 4:08 am
    what?
    women with short hair are totally sexy!
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    k8vz Female 18-29
    122 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 4:12 am
    heard these before. very funny tho
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    tambourine33 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 5:59 am
    Nice one, Buddy. Its funny cos it`s true.
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    Aadam Male 18-29
    186 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 6:11 am
    Sum guys dont like gals with short hair! jeez, its a joke dont take it so seriously! lmao! lol 16 colours one...what is mauve anyway? lol. anyway, its funny but i can tell gals r gonna complain, unless they have a sense of humour! lol.
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    Angels_cry_2 Female 13-17
    46 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 6:15 am
    haha that so rox! i love it. ive read the women one and that ones good too! I love the shoes one! Actually when i think about it, i do have a lot of shoes... I never thought about it before... LOL
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    Galenor Male 13-17
    63 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 6:35 am
    Its okay, kinda put girls into one big stereotype though which i dont like :-P Though, i must agee with "Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!"...most of my male friends mentality of presents is the cheapest thing possible, but still present-worthy :-P
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    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 7:41 am
    These are dumb.. and I`m a guy..
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    0verclock3d Male 13-17
    230 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 7:52 am
    Some of those are true. I whole heartedly agree with the toilet one. Since when did some women become gimps, unable to lift toilet seats?
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    clarkgray Male 13-17
    24 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 8:13 am
    this is great it totally combats all that bull-shirt that you get on peoples spaces and what not where they are just saying what woman want and not giving reasons THIS has reasons....and evidence :D
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    stevief Male 18-29
    3 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 9:07 am
    One of the truest set of rules I`ve ever seen published
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    silvernano Male 18-29
    179 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 10:24 am
    Ladies, study the rules intensively if you ever want to understand a real man.
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    mrbaliw Male 18-29
    223 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 10:26 am
    I`m gonna enlarge and print that list out, frame it... then hang it on my wall
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    happyhrdcr Female 18-29
    23 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 10:38 am
    Wow, I guess having all male friends pays off. I already knew most of those "rules" and keep them in mind when dealing w/ my boyfriend. He must know the female "rules" too, otherwise i suspect we would have gone down in flames a while ago. They are still funny to read though.
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    Hyozanryu Male 13-17
    3 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 10:56 am
    True all true lol
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    SKASKASKASKA Male 18-29
    213 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 11:01 am
    getting back on the first 3 posts...
    do you really think that a girl with short hair is NOT a turn off? it`s one of the biggest turn offs there is
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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 11:59 am
    if you are male and you type in internet types, using leetspeak or "lol" overabundantly, your genitals will fall off.
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    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 12:21 pm
    Of course short hair is a turn off, i thought women knew this. I personally like, If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
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    daveyllama Male 13-17
    66 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 12:29 pm
    i can`t say i agree with all of them but some of them are on the money (the shoes one)
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    contragirl Female 18-29
    90 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 1:49 pm
    HAHA! Nice, had me giggling. Sent it to my guy friends for them to read too, though I`m sure now I will be hearing stuff off the list for the next week.

    Long hair, knew that one. When ever I mention cutting my hair around guys they always freak out.

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    Pandasims Female 18-29
    504 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 2:33 pm
    hehe the hair one is true my bf panicked when i had it trimmed
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    nerb Female 18-29
    296 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 2:47 pm
    That was great, but I`m now wondering if I really shouldn`t have been born a guy... I do most of that!! Well, except the ogling. And scratching.
    Spot on for blokes though!
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    King_Topple Male 13-17
    76 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 2:56 pm
    All cept for short hair one
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    liam2015 Male 13-17
    25 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 3:16 pm
    it so true. i am going to print this out and give it 2 my ex
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    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 3:26 pm
    What about shoulder length hair? My long hair was getting hippie-ish so I chopped it off for some poor kid with cancer.
    "Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it’s genetic."
    OK, and seriously, girls are lying if they say they never look at another guy when they`re dating somebody! Some girls act like when they`re taken all the other guys turn into yoda or some sh*t.
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    KnightmareOH Male 18-29
    285 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 3:48 pm
    Tell you the truth I think this guy is in love with exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!
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    shishkabob Male 13-17
    180 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 3:50 pm
    even tho this is a joke.... i should give it to my gf..... i have no say anything its pathetic :(
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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 5:02 pm
    something tells me this isnt a joke. and it probly shouldnt be... most of this stuff is true, but it goes a little overboard sometimes.
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    Purple Star Female 13-17
    74 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 5:03 pm
    hehe, I`ve seen this before but it still makes me laugh.
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 5:04 pm
    Short hair = Major turn on for me.

    This is all stupid crap, I can tell the difference between plum and lavender. It just goes to show you, MOST men are f*cking retarded.

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    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 5:06 pm
    lol
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    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 5:07 pm
    I guess I must be retarded. Honestly to me colors shouldn`t be so aptly named at most a two word name like Blue-Green or Reddish- Orange. Nothing like Sunset on the Balkan Sea at Midnight, it`s just too much.
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    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 5:17 pm
    LOL 90% of these is spot on, My girlfriend is always asking "What are you thinking? She asked me that downtown the other day. I said "at this exact moment?" she said "yes" so I said "I`m wondering if Arena Football will ever return to the stadium here??" LOL She just looked at me, guess she was looking for something deep LOL...but that was EXACTLY what I was thinking at the moment (we had just passed the local Arena) haha
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    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 5:22 pm
    i think he actually understands more about women than he`ll care to admit.

    but that thing about asking if a women`s okay and they say "nothing" and the man ignores it; that doesn`t just to men.. i ignore people if they say nothing.. i couldn`t give a poo.

    aside from this- my hand are really veiny today.. it makes them look old.

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    Irishchibi1 Female 13-17
    145 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 6:01 pm
    lol i like the last coment
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    theshark350 Male 18-29
    429 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 6:47 pm
    now we need some `women`s rules` so we can understand them...
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    XENOLITH Male 13-17
    80 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 7:03 pm
    OMFG THSI MADE MY DAY!
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    beanboy Male 13-17
    321 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 7:24 pm
    Bwahhahahahaha.
    well if it`s emo-guy short hair or little-boy short hair, then yes it`s a turn off. Hair is good shoulder length and down.
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    Sleepy_Cat Female 13-17
    279 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 7:27 pm
    Judging by the reactions, I suppose this is slightly true for the men. But overall it wasn`t funny to me. I don`t know what mauve is and I couldn`t give a shat about handbags.
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    dreamschemer Female 13-17
    178 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 7:39 pm
    wait wait wait

    I`m a girl, but I understand both sexes so well I could be both. (meant to be a joke)

    First of all--the hair length is a personal preference, stop freaking out girls!! teehee

    And unless you are sitting in a torn up La-Z-Boy with a beer in one hand and a shotgun in the other, all of these rules do not apply to you, I don`t care what you say.

    ha beat it.

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    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 7:43 pm
    So true... for Neanderthal men.
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    mikeeegeee Male 18-29
    317 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 7:46 pm
    hair shoulder length and down as was said. It`s just so HOT that way. and leave it down instead of up in a pony tail or something. Down looks amazing.
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    JetsRetarded Female 18-29
    22 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 7:53 pm
    I think those rules apply to rednecks. Or non-nice individuals.
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    JetsRetarded Female 18-29
    22 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 7:57 pm
    heh, I put @$$ h0lez.... And it replaced it with "Non-nice Individuals"
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    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 8:58 pm
    "If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that."

    Sooooo true. I`ve never seen a girl itch before in my school..

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    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 9:09 pm
    i hate when chicks get hair cuts.

    this is so friggen true, all of these apply to me. almost.

    haha its kinda steriotyping but eff it, its true!

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    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 9:11 pm
    now if we can find somthing that`ll help guys understand girls... and by the way what colour is mauve?
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 9:19 pm
    Monday, March 06, 2006 9:07:42 AM
    One of the truest set of rules I`ve ever seen published

    ^^^
    and he felt so compelled to join because of these rules! and hes right!

  54. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 9:19 pm
    what is mauve?
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 9:36 pm
    -ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.-

    lmfao
    I find this one pretty damn funny because I truly don`t know what `muave` is

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    perfectly_me Female 13-17
    314 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 9:39 pm
    Mauve is a purple-ish kind of colour.

    These rules are so lame. >.>

    And ya know what? Sleeping on the couch is too good for the guys.
    The deserve the cardboard box in the dumpster i threw out a week ago.

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    Sleepy_Cat Female 13-17
    279 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 9:55 pm
    Mauve:

    http://www.kiwiscraps.com/Shop%20files/ALBUMS/utucanbind/Mauve.jpg

    Thank god for Google Image Search.

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    lazydragon Male 18-29
    72 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 9:57 pm
    Perfectly_me

    These rules are so lame. >.>

    And ya know what? Sleeping on the couch is too good for the guys.
    The deserve the cardboard box in the dumpster i threw out a week ago.

    Guessing she has never had a boyfriend that lasted long :)

  59. Profile photo of phco3
    phco3 Female 18-29
    220 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 10:08 pm
    rude and just short of offensive. And some men wonder why women won`t go out with them...
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    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 10:09 pm
    OMG!! FINALLY!!! YES!! bout freakin time someone listed this. to the women...READ IT, KNOW IT, LOVE IT... and all will be harmonious with the relationship.
  61. Profile photo of kylethehappy
    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 10:13 pm
    Nope. Kylethehappy likes the looooong hair *winks*
  62. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 10:29 pm
    phco3
    rude and just short of offensive. And some men wonder why women won`t go out with them...

    maybe its time u looked deep inside of urself and said "hey, maybe im just an uptight bytch that needs to let her hair down and get rid of the `i`m a princess` mentality that`s kept me single for so long" just a thought :\

  63. Profile photo of Stimpy1993
    Stimpy1993 Male 13-17
    283 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 11:04 pm
    2 years ago, i had a girlfriend and she cut her hair and me, being such an non-nice individual, dumped her.
  64. Profile photo of Sleepy_Cat
    Sleepy_Cat Female 13-17
    279 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 11:46 pm
    "maybe its time u looked deep inside of urself and said "hey, maybe im just an uptight bytch that needs to let her hair down and get rid of the `i`m a princess` mentality that`s kept me single for so long" just a thought :\"


    I think what she found offensive was the very fact that that article (and you) assume that she and all women have this `i`m a princess` mentality. B-|
    That is sooo 14th century.

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    Ophelia* Female 18-29
    36 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 11:48 pm
    On 3/6/2006 4:08:47 AM sevren wrote: what? women with short hair are totally sexy!
    Thank you.

    It should depend on the girl, you horribly shallow people.

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    b3nzyme Male 18-29
    279 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 11:49 pm
    hobyandy said : "if you are male and you type in internet types, using leetspeak or "lol" overabundantly, your genitals will fall off"

    off topic but agreed,

    and yes short hair is a turn off it pises me off. and women will be thinking "how come we never knew about this before?" well that`s because you women thought yall were so hot and in style when you cut your hair that we dared not say anything because we don`t want to hear the complaining, fussing, moaning, and whining. i can write a book on turn-offs.

    and if you say short hair is sexy then you are gay. If you suck up to women you are gay. if you defend them and post stuff like " this is absurd these rules are stupid, and i`m a guy" then you are not really a guy, but a fag instead.

    the end.

  67. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 12:46 am
    OfflineSleepy_Cat:
    I think what she found offensive was the very fact that that article (and you) assume that she and all women have this `i`m a princess` mentality. B-|
    That is sooo 14th century.


    uh if u hadnt bothered reading the posts u will see that an overwhelming majority of the guys that have posted agree on these. besides i didnt mention the princess mentality till after she posted, how could she be offended? i could get into an argurment with you about how lucky u are that ure not in the mideast, where instead of it being a sugggestion its the absolute rule..but i wont, mainly because U are a 13-17 year old FEMALE trying to tell ME, a 20something year old MALE what I think about women O.o if u were a male it`d be different..but ure not..so it isnt. fin.

  68. Profile photo of DarkFaerie13
    DarkFaerie13 Female 18-29
    10 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 12:48 am
    On 3/6/2006 2:39:21 AM cruxshadows wrote: Men Really Hate When Girls Cut Their Hair Shorter?
    Yeah, that`s so not true. I recently got my hair cut short and more guys compliment it than girls. That all just depends on the girl.
  69. Profile photo of Sleepy_Cat
    Sleepy_Cat Female 13-17
    279 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 12:54 am
    "uh if u hadnt bothered reading the posts u will see that an overwhelming majority of the guys that have posted agree on these. besides i didnt mention the princess mentality till after she posted, how could she be offended? i could get into an argurment with you about how lucky u are that ure not in the mideast, where instead of it being a sugggestion its the absolute rule..but i wont, mainly because U are a 13-17 year old FEMALE trying to tell ME, a 20something year old MALE what I think about women O.o if u were a male it`d be different..but ure not..so it isnt. fin."

    Well there is obviously an immense difference between what you think women are and what they really are. I understand that the majority men do agree to this article, but all that I wanted to point out was that you were too quick to call her a bitch and assume she had the `princess` mentality after she had only stated that she was offended.

  70. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 4:50 am
    has nothing to do with what i think women are. has to do with preference and public opinion. as for calling her a bitch...i did no such thing. my response was based on her attack towards men. when you spell it out, this is what she says.... "the men that agree with this list cant get dates because of their preferences" i personally think she lacks alot of the qualities that are listed and feels bitter...just a guess :\
  71. Profile photo of Corfi
    Corfi Female 18-29
    53 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 7:40 am
    Haha, the long hair "rule" is the stupidest thing. :P If my boyfriend could have found a way to wash, condition, de-frizz, dry, and style my hair while I`m still asleep, then hell yeah I would have left it long. However, he couldn`t, so I cut 8 inches off a few weeks ago. Mmm.

    (Yes, I know it`s a joke, but it`s a stupid one.)

  72. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 11:39 am
    Women with shorter hair look older.

    Go anywhere, take a look around. As a woman`s age increases, her hair length decreases.

    Long hair is definitely a PITA to take care of, but it looks so much better!

  73. Profile photo of silver_morn
    silver_morn Female 13-17
    33 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 3:30 pm
    "Don’t cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you’re stuck with her."

    How stereotypical of men. So shallow. -___- If you fear marrying someone because of the length of their hair, not the depth (or lack, thereof), of their personality, you have a serious problem.

    "Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question."

    Example:
    Woman: "So, honey, when is the doctor`s appointment?"

    Man: "No."

    Woman: "What are you talking about?"

    Man: "Yes."

    Woman: "Please tell me what`s going on."

    Man: "Maybe."

  74. Profile photo of silver_morn
    silver_morn Female 13-17
    33 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 3:32 pm
    "do you really think that a girl with short hair is NOT a turn off? it`s one of the biggest turn offs there is"

    Stop making double standards. Why don`t men keep their hair long, clean, and shiny? Don`t expect us to if you don`t!

  75. Profile photo of silver_morn
    silver_morn Female 13-17
    33 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 3:36 pm
    "If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. We’ve been tricked before!!"

    Some girls need reassurance. I don`t see anything wrong with that.

    "If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one."

    A solid relationship should not and cannot be built on a foundation of lies. =)

    "Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it’s genetic."

    So is having the urge to have sex with any relatively attractive woman. Know what that`s called? Rape. And in some states, they`ll literally cut off your genitals for rape. I don`t care if it`s genetic; learn to control yourselves. Men already have a bad reputation of being over-sexed (and for good reason). Not learning to control yourself will only reinforce that stereotype.


  76. Profile photo of silver_morn
    silver_morn Female 13-17
    33 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 3:43 pm
    "You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself."

    We can and we will. If it`s my partner`s responsibility to wash the dishes, and he`s not doing it properly (thus leaving disgustingly large pieces of food on the plates), I have every right to tell him how to do it properly AND expect him to do it.

    "Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials."

    Men should learn that the TV and sports are not more important than what your partner has to say. Don`t treat us like we`re not your top priority.

    "Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we."

    Bullpoo. =) Have some common sense: asking for directions when you have no idea is a smart thing, not a way of revealing weaknesses. And Christopher Columbus ended up in the wrong country anyway. O_o

    (cont. in next post)

  77. Profile photo of silver_morn
    silver_morn Female 13-17
    33 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 3:48 pm
    "The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends."

    If my partner is not respecting me like he did two months ago, I have every right to expect him to be more respectful.

    "ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is."

    Stop stereotyping women. I happen to have no idea what "mauve" is either. x__x

    "Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks."

    Now you`re being stereotypical towards your own gender. Way to go. My boyfriend happens to think about a lot more than "navel lint".

    "BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you."

    And again, this is simply another male stereotype. My boyfriend has

  78. Profile photo of silver_morn
    silver_morn Female 13-17
    33 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 3:52 pm
    (cont. from previous post)

    never had beer in his life.

    "Sunday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be."

    Both my boyfriend and I have very little respect for many sports, including football. It`s just like a bunch of sweaty men jumping on top of each other. It`s highly dangerous and pointless, as well. But I suppose that men just cannot live without proving their "masculinity" through losing irreplaceable brain cells.

    "Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for."

    Every man should learn how be sympathetic in addition to being good problem solvers. If you`re 100% logical and 0% emotional, I can replace you with a computer. It would probably be more useful anyway. x)

  79. Profile photo of silver_morn
    silver_morn Female 13-17
    33 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 3:56 pm
    "Ladies, study the rules intensively if you ever want to understand a real man."

    So you`re implying that a "real" man is a drunk, oversexed, apathetic moron? :( I feel sorry for you.

  80. Profile photo of silver_morn
    silver_morn Female 13-17
    33 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 4:07 pm
    "uh if u hadnt bothered reading the posts u will see that an overwhelming majority of the guys that have posted agree on these. besides i didnt mention the princess mentality till after she posted, how could she be offended? i could get into an argurment with you about how lucky u are that ure not in the mideast, where instead of it being a sugggestion its the absolute rule..but i wont, mainly because U are a 13-17 year old FEMALE trying to tell ME, a 20something year old MALE what I think about women O.o if u were a male it`d be different..but ure not..so it isnt. fin."

    Well, maybe the overwhelming majority of men are simply bastards who like to make double standards and stereotype both genders.

    Furthermore, if you`re implying that older men are always smarter than younger women, you are sadly mistaken.

    Lastly, some proper punctuation really wouldn`t hurt. If you`re really "20-something", I`m surprised you passed grade school.

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    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 4:29 pm
    I knew the long hair one, I have hair down to my ass, and same as Contragirl, they always throw a fit when I get aggrevated and say Im gonna cut it. I liked the toilet seat one, I feel the same way, and Im a female...
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    gcxj220 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 5:38 pm
    SHORT HAIR IS OKAY AS LONG AS YOU DONT LOOK LIKE A LITTLE BOY. Capisci?
  83. Profile photo of Sleepy_Cat
    Sleepy_Cat Female 13-17
    279 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 6:47 pm
    "has nothing to do with what i think women are."

    Neither does my problem. If you think women are a certain way, I really don`t care.

    "as for calling her a bitch...i did no such thing."
    Now that was uncalled for. You certainly did, or atleast implied it:
    "maybe its time u looked deep inside of urself and said "hey, maybe im just an uptight bytch "
    By that it`s obvious you`re implying that you believe she is a bitch. Or bytch.

    " my response was based on her attack towards men. when you spell it out, this is what she says.... "the men that agree with this list cant get dates because of their preferences"
    I agree with you there. It wasn`t fair of her too assume that the men who agree with this article cannot get dates. But it was just as unfair of you to assume that she has the `i`m a princess` mentality.
    "she lacks alot of the qualities that are listed and feels bitter...just a guess :\"
    Even at a guess,

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    Sleepy_Cat Female 13-17
    279 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 6:47 pm
    Even at a guess, don`t attack her for attacking men. It`s complete hypocracy.
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    SnowWolf Female 13-17
    349 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 8:00 pm
    How short do guys mean by short hair?
  86. Profile photo of SKASKASKASKA
    SKASKASKASKA Male 18-29
    213 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 8:06 pm
    Silvermorn said: "BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you."
    And again, this is simply another male stereotype. My boyfriend has never had beer in his life."

    wait till he turns 21 (or do you live in a USA state where drinkin` is allowed earlier)

    and for the hair cutting, nothing is wrong with that, but SHORT hair (and i don`t mean shoulder length, that`s good, but under that) is too short. but too long is the other end, we don`t want hippies

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    IceErines Female 18-29
    120 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 9:39 pm
    I read this and the female one that just came out and I almost barfed from my jubilation. How great it is to stereo-type BOTH male and females! How nice it is to place a generalization on an entire sex. Grow up- we`re adults here or will be one day...Thinking like this is the reason sexism (towards male or female) still exist. And- I do not have an `I am a princess` mentality. I have an `I have a brain` mentality. I will cut my hair however short I want it. I will ask whatever stupid question I want to ask. I will basically be ME. I expect that from anyone I date as well. I don`t want them to censor themselves in fear of being labeled by their gender. It`s bullsh*t to think anything on those lists can be used as a over view of an entire sex. Other then that- it was slightly amusing but mostly p*ssed me off.
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    monkeydrumme Female 13-17
    264 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 10:43 pm
    not funny totally sexist men arent this stupid and shallow and if they are..well i geuss im glad im bisexual.
  89. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 12:06 am
    Even at a guess, don`t attack her for attacking men. It`s complete hypocracy.

    ok... school time... if i wouldve said "dont attack men" them proceeded to attack her...then u have hypocracy.... attacking her for being a prick... thats RETALIATION....learn the difference..well i guess u do have a few more years of school left so youll get it..keep trying though :)

    also, implication is not a statment of fact or opinion..its an implication O.o...know what ill let ur teachers explain the rest :)

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    Sleepy_Cat Female 13-17
    279 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 12:10 am
    Really, all I have to say to those posts at this moment is )-|

    It seems you can neither read nor write and you are telling me I need a few more years of schooling? I really don`t know where you get your opinions from.

  91. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 12:23 am
    funny when the younger breed learns about feminism through tv sitcoms :P

    you see women, when in a relationship, like to be considered the center of the mans universe. this is not true. never has been. quit trying to make urself seem more important than you are. it makes u seem like an ass. the problem is you want the best of both worlds. you wanna move in on male turf yet continue being treated like a woman. it doesnt work that way outside of the tv set. majority of career girls can say goodbye to a nuclear family and chivalry. u signed up for man land so suck it up :) sorry to burst your delicate little bubble :\

  92. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 12:28 am
    id appreciate an example before u decide that your as bright as you claim :) by the way quit making canada look bad hehe. listen you havent been around long enough to me diddly about squat especially about my own gender. ill explain to you how it work i tell you what i like , being a guy and all, you accept it as fact because i, being a male, said it. if some other guy tell u different then u take that as fact as well...because he is a guy..U R NOT..as far as i know:\

    experience trumps all

  93. Profile photo of Sleepy_Cat
    Sleepy_Cat Female 13-17
    279 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 12:31 am
    Wow. What makes you think I want to be the centre of a man`s universe? Where did you get that? I`m not even talking about that! I don`t even watch T.V. sitcoms!
    I mean, you patronize me for supposedly telling you what you think women are, and here YOU are telling me what I think women should be. I`m with IceErines on this one - it should be about equality.

    But that wasn`t even the point of my former arguments. I don`t whose posts you are reading, but they certainly aren`t mine.

  94. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 12:41 am
    Wow. What makes you think I want to be the centre of a man`s universe? Where did you get that? I`m not even talking about that! I don`t even watch T.V. sitcoms!
    I mean, you patronize me
    for supposedly telling you what you think women are, and here YOU are telling me what I think women should be. I`m with IceErines on this one - it should be about equality.

    But that wasn`t even the point of my former arguments. I don`t whose posts you are reading, but they certainly aren`t mine.

  95. Profile photo of Sleepy_Cat
    Sleepy_Cat Female 13-17
    279 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 12:47 am
    Well, if you aren`t speaking to me, but posting right under me, in the future please quote, otherwise one would think you were referencing me.
    As for silver morn, I disagree with her, or atleast most of what she says.

    And as for the whole natural law thing...yeah well, I don`t know what textbook they teach THAT in! Again, from WHERE do you get your opinions?

  96. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 12:59 am
    if my method of posting is not to ur liking..i suggest you find a way to work around it (theres that center of the universe complex kicking in lol)

    ok more condescension... biology 101/7th grade health... testosterone make big muscle, estrogen make (intended to seem as though someone who was mentally impared said it)

  97. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 1:05 am
    btw.... this whole attitude of urs(Sleepy_cat) is a predominately north american females point of view (women living near or in countries where the real sexism is know what i mean)... so if ur from across the pond im not referring to you.
  98. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 1:06 am
    omfg dont get me started on whats going on in iran as we speak......
  99. Profile photo of silver_morn
    silver_morn Female 13-17
    33 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 11:02 am
    "Even at a guess, don`t attack her for attacking men. It`s complete hypocracy."

    I only attack the ones who are jerks. =/

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    silver_morn Female 13-17
    33 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 11:04 am
    As for silver morn, I disagree with her, or atleast most of what she says.

    --
    -shrugs- Sorry if I hold radical beliefs. I guess years and years of being discriminated because of my being female takes its toll on me.

  101. Profile photo of silver_morn
    silver_morn Female 13-17
    33 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 11:07 am
    women living near or in countries where the real sexism is know what i mean
    --
    If you men would stop being sexist jerks, I wouldn`t be this angry and I`d have no reason to retaliate. Everywhere I turn, there`s rape, sexual assault, unfair treatment of women at work, school, etc. There`s degradation of women in the media with those rapping non-nice individuals. And these rules and comments really don`t make me feel any better.
  102. Profile photo of silver_morn
    silver_morn Female 13-17
    33 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 11:12 am
    I think I`ll return to the corner of the Internet where most people are reasonable and not nearly as sexist. I`m f*cking sick of all this crap. It`s gotten to the point where I`m practically happy to hear about a man getting raped. I know it`s sick, but I can`t control what I feel.

    Needless to say, things would be different if men would stop being so sexist.

    I guess there`s always that theory that all human males will die out in about 125,000 years. I won`t be there to see it but...there probably wouldn`t be nearly as much rape, drugs, murder, or violence.

  103. Profile photo of silver_morn
    silver_morn Female 13-17
    33 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 11:20 am
    "you see women, when in a relationship, like to be considered the center of the mans universe. this is not true. never has been."

    If you truly love someone, they should be your top priority. Not beer. Not sports. Ok, last post. -runs-

  104. Profile photo of SKASKASKASKA
    SKASKASKASKA Male 18-29
    213 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 1:07 pm
    well, the way is see it, is the following AND I THINK WOMEN SHOULD TOO!

    in a relationship you love eachother, have sex, all the stuff, BUT your world won`t start to spin around the other. i live my life, and you can`t command me on how i should live, even if you`re my girlfriend. of course there`s advising and all, but not commanding (this also goes the other way)

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    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 6:05 pm
    When I cut my hair to shoulder length, (and my b/f did like it long) he got wildly aroused when he first saw me. I believe the term "fastest, hardest boner ever" was used. But maybe just because it was a new look for him to admire. I could understand if guys don`t like REALLY short hair, but is it that big of a deal if a girl takes a few inches off?
  106. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 10:05 pm
    shoulder length isnt bad at all... its when its short short... ellen short... if i saw angie jolie (who has lost way too much weight >.<) with an ellen hairstyle.... she instantly (at least for me) becomes less attractive.. dont know what it is..just something about long hair screams female.
  107. Profile photo of MaHaBone
    MaHaBone Male 30-39
    31 posts
    March 9, 2006 at 5:27 pm
    I think any woman`s hairsyle that exposes the neck wins. But when you get liberal use of the buzzers; too far! Natalie Portman`s boyish doo atm is a good example.

    And yes, most men are going to look when the girl in the baby tee and low riders walks by. Most of us are not going to hit on/stalk/rape that girl. We just want an eyefull. Most men with half a clue realize it takes more than a good chest to make a relationship, so its not threat to our current wives/girlfriends. But most of us still appreciatte a good chest!

  108. Profile photo of IceErines
    IceErines Female 18-29
    120 posts
    March 10, 2006 at 2:01 pm
    I think Skaskaskaska is right- there need to be more men and women who feel that way.

    That said, Silver morn is wayyyyy too young to hate men with such ferocity :-). I agree with some of it but I would not be happy if ANYONE was raped. That`s not cool. Anyone who HAS been raped will be offended by this statement. And one can not look at men and judge without judging women too. How about we leaving the judging to someon else...

    Also, Natalie Portman shaved her head for V for Vendetta- not fashion sense.

    And it is all well and good for men to look at girls when they go by- girls look at men too. It can be offensive though and inappropriate at times (i.e. your wedding)...LOL.

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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    March 12, 2006 at 4:58 pm
    "If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that."

    Truer words have never been spoken brother!!!

  110. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    May 13, 2006 at 4:55 pm
    "ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is."

    By far my favorite.

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    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    June 2, 2006 at 6:40 pm
    OK.. Well if guys dont like short hair how many chicks like long shaggy legs? i understand guys dont wana shave BUT TRIM!!!!

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