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Date: 03/20/06 02:30 AM

82 Responses to Matrix For Real

  1. Profile photo of DragonCake
    DragonCake Female 13-17
    403 posts
    March 19, 2006 at 10:23 pm
    Link: Matrix For Real - Insane martial artist
  2. Profile photo of i_rule_you
    i_rule_you Female 13-17
    358 posts
    March 19, 2006 at 11:29 pm
    woah, that was cool.
  3. Profile photo of Moha
    Moha Male 18-29
    46 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 2:48 am
    woah, thats old.
    Besides. I`ve seen better *Cool*
  4. Profile photo of Heruur
    Heruur Male 18-29
    76 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 2:55 am
    AZAING! i would loooooove to be able to do that!
  5. Profile photo of CheeseCar
    CheeseCar Male 13-17
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    March 20, 2006 at 3:03 am
    may I note that he was canadian :-P
  6. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 3:04 am
    holy eff...hardcore.
  7. Profile photo of MELio74
    MELio74 Female 18-29
    428 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 3:21 am
    Wow..... My jaw was FLOORED!
  8. Profile photo of mastercif
    mastercif Male 13-17
    458 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 3:27 am
    wooow.....but there have been so many videos like this that i have seen, but this one in particular was good
  9. Profile photo of Chibee
    Chibee Female 13-17
    130 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 4:26 am
    ^ eh why do people always say that or "i can do better" jeezz... the guy was cool btw
  10. Profile photo of Osprey39
    Osprey39 Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2006 at 4:45 am
    Why do they always insist on playing bad techno in these videos?
  11. Profile photo of MrAwesome
    MrAwesome Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2006 at 4:46 am
    That`s Emerson Wong I think, he`s really amazing. You`re sorta over-billing it calling it "the real matrix"
  12. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2006 at 4:53 am
    Wow, I would love to be able to do that sort of thing. Oddly, I have the time and and possibly dedication to go through years of practice, just don`t want to join a beginner class when I am already seventeen. ~Looks at parents who shunned martial arts when I was little~
  13. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
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    March 20, 2006 at 5:42 am
    wasn`t it possible to make a more entertaining video clip out of it?
  14. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2006 at 7:26 am
    Somehow I was expecting something more, given the misleading title. Still impressive, though.

    I would love to learn Chinese martial arts, or gongfu. I already bought the uniform and I feel like whooping some ass every time I wear it.

  15. Profile photo of eggamagga
    eggamagga Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2006 at 7:30 am
    Although I agree that it was really cool, it seemed more like gymnastics then martial arts. (Plus, it`s a repost.) But I`ve been doing martial arts for years, and I can`t even come close to doing that! I want the training school he was in! That looked cool!
  16. Profile photo of Mooninite
    Mooninite Male 13-17
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    March 20, 2006 at 7:45 am
    If I could back flip like that, I would backflip everywhere I went. I really love the phone numbers at the end too.
  17. Profile photo of Homer Jay
    Homer Jay Male 18-29
    1135 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 7:59 am
    I`m getting tired of all these retards bouncing around all over the place. anyone with enough practice can do that, it`s not that special. I hope he falls and breaks his neck and is paralized from the eyes down.
  18. Profile photo of warby
    warby Male 18-29
    7 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 8:11 am
    homer jay seems a little jelous?
  19. Profile photo of sweetpeachy1
    sweetpeachy1 Female 30-39
    552 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 8:53 am
    dang i was waiting for the slow motion back bend thing lol
  20. Profile photo of VB05
    VB05 Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2006 at 9:40 am
    More break dancing and gymnastics than martial arts...and a bunch of these kind of videos are out, nothing new. But still cool none the less.
  21. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 10:09 am
    crazy chinese bastard lol
  22. Profile photo of Vidd
    Vidd Male 13-17
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    March 20, 2006 at 10:57 am
    That was really impressive and all, but throwing in a crazy kick here during your gymnastics doesn`t make it a viable martial art.
  23. Profile photo of -Jaz-
    -Jaz- Male 18-29
    88 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 11:10 am
    I could batter him.

    While he`s doing all that girly gynastics, Id just tell him his lace was untied then headbutt him.

  24. Profile photo of stoneyjoe
    stoneyjoe Male 18-29
    346 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 11:18 am
    funky... more gymnastics i thought but twas gd anyhoo :-D
  25. Profile photo of WonderBumps
    WonderBumps Female 18-29
    27 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 11:29 am
    Thats was ace!
    I agree its not really martial arts, but still ace
  26. Profile photo of damurfdog
    damurfdog Female 13-17
    264 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 11:34 am
  27. Profile photo of squee13
    squee13 Female 18-29
    406 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 11:37 am
    thats...INSANE! i love the matrix
  28. Profile photo of ScrtNinja
    ScrtNinja Male 18-29
    119 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 12:12 pm
    That dud should deff. try out for the Olympics next time around.
  29. Profile photo of doc_2007
    doc_2007 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 12:24 pm
  30. Profile photo of Palfas
    Palfas Male 30-39
    411 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 12:51 pm
    old, but still friken sweet
  31. Profile photo of neant
    neant Female 18-29
    103 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 1:03 pm
    i`d hit it
    if i could catch the guy!
  32. Profile photo of Burnface
    Burnface Male 18-29
    32 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 1:10 pm
    that was pretty damn impressive. like everyone else is saying though, more gymnastics than martial arts. generally, any kick above the waist is a bad idea, because it takes a long time to "load" the kick and it`s easy to dodge. It also dedicates a lot of your energy above your center of gravity, which makes it easy to be uprooted if it misses. A high kick would be good to use against someone who doesn`t know how to fight, but an experience martial artist is familiar with that strategy and would probably be able to counter it.
    Bleah, but I go on.
  33. Profile photo of sir-cheese
    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 1:13 pm
    i have seen better
  34. Profile photo of gcxj220
    gcxj220 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 1:40 pm
    How many times am I goning to see this clip! I could`ve sworn this has been on IAB at least twice before.
  35. Profile photo of Papapimpin
    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 2:42 pm
    More gymnast than fighter, really.
  36. Profile photo of RinjiHalfElf
    RinjiHalfElf Female 18-29
    335 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 2:45 pm
    The stuff that looked like break dancing at the very end looked reminicent of capoeira. Maybe his break dancing isn`t break dancing after all :P
  37. Profile photo of tambourine33
    tambourine33 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 2:47 pm
    bloody impressive
  38. Profile photo of moojuiceman
    moojuiceman Male 18-29
    924 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 2:54 pm
    holy crap i wish i could do that
  39. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 3:10 pm
    ooh bouncy.

    i want him.

    as my frog in my garden.

    and of course, i`m sure he has a superb personality to match...

  40. Profile photo of ChaosElement
    ChaosElement Male 13-17
    63 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 3:32 pm
    Thats pretty old but still awsome. And -Jaz-, Id love to see you do that. I sure what most of that was was just part of martial arts. Did you happen to see the part where he actually did fight?
  41. Profile photo of sambofry
    sambofry Male 18-29
    48 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 3:39 pm
    i have three things to say:
    1) that was arwsome.
    2) he probably broke his legs a couple of times in training. not saying he is rubbish, but thats what allows him to back flip loads of times and still run about, makes legs stonger and stuff
    3) reminds me of jump london, paris, etc doesnt it??
  42. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    Makes me tired just watching him. Meh, I think I`ll stick to eating my nachos.

    Nacho, nacho man! I wanna be a nacho man!

  43. Profile photo of browndog1981
    browndog1981 Male 18-29
    105 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 4:07 pm
    Very cool, he must have trained so long and hard to do that. He should be a stunt man!
  44. Profile photo of kungfu_sage
    kungfu_sage Male 18-29
    102 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 4:42 pm
    it`s called wushu. more acrobatic than most martial arts, but still a martial art none the less, to all the people who say they don`t think it`s really a martail art, I do wushu and it is infact a martial art.
  45. Profile photo of kungfu_sage
    kungfu_sage Male 18-29
    102 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 4:46 pm
    burnface. Wushu was developed for military combat not just one on one fighting. the high flying kicks were designed for fighting against soldiers on horses. wushu has plenty of fast kicks and punches that are just fine for fighting any person one on one. it`s just that for a video that stuff isn`t as exciting to watch.
  46. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 4:57 pm
    even tho my friend can do all that stuff it was still AMAZING!! especially when he kicked the soccer ball!! woot
  47. Profile photo of DaWeirdo
    DaWeirdo Male 13-17
    637 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 5:00 pm
    pretty interesting
  48. Profile photo of scalawag
    scalawag Male 18-29
    160 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 5:31 pm
    Hmm, I wonder if he`d accept my invitation to play hacky sack.
  49. Profile photo of celticzaida
    celticzaida Female 13-17
    205 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 5:43 pm
    Matrix? I think not. I saw no flying.

    I joke, it was pretty cool.

  50. Profile photo of HvyMtlFrk
    HvyMtlFrk Female 13-17
    11 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 5:43 pm
    that was awsome exept... he was from canaduuuhhh
  51. Profile photo of CuBaNb01
    CuBaNb01 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 5:48 pm
    OMG I WANNA DO THAT! *attempts to do and cracks neck*
  52. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 5:51 pm
    that was pretty cool but what was he drinking at the end??????????
  53. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2006 at 6:08 pm
    matrix huh?
    can he dodge a bullet, or even fight.
    i might be wrong, but in the matrix they fought not jumped around ALL the time
  54. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 6:29 pm
    Hehe. I like the soccer ball kicking.
  55. Profile photo of PeanutBetter
    PeanutBetter Male 13-17
    101 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 6:41 pm
    Emerson Wong? WTF, that`s joe eigo, dude. And yes this click is REALLY old. or
  56. Profile photo of DragonCake
    DragonCake Female 13-17
    403 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 7:30 pm
    i just called it what it was called on the site i found it on. ^_^`
  57. Profile photo of TruTexasGirl
    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
    415 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 7:46 pm
    That was really good. I wish I would have had him on my cheerleading squad. Best we got was a few no handed back flips....We would have gotten National Champions if we would have had him. I should have been a better Capt. and found that dude
  58. Profile photo of SirWheaton
    SirWheaton Male 13-17
    201 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 8:01 pm
    very talented
  59. Profile photo of boomerang05
    boomerang05 Female 18-29
    439 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 8:09 pm
    That was pretty cool, I`d like to be able to do that.
  60. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
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    March 20, 2006 at 8:42 pm
    So the guy can jump like a bloody monkey; so what? Send him to translate the star wars movie also!
  61. Profile photo of caffeinehigh
    caffeinehigh Female 18-29
    285 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 8:51 pm
    *googly eyes* I wish I could do that... or do him ;)
  62. Profile photo of Rock_On37
    Rock_On37 Female 13-17
    263 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 8:59 pm
    Yeah I`ve seen that and a little more of him other places, he`s pretty good I love watching all these things
  63. Profile photo of funkycrs
    funkycrs Male 18-29
    5 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 10:34 pm
    1)WAYYY old
    2)not much as for "martial arts" or "matrix"
    3)it`s cool, but there are TONS of other videos out there that are better.

    bunface, tell your little theory to Cro-Cop, see what he says. Just google video him if you don`t know. and KFSage... no. Just no.

  64. Profile photo of Mighty-
    Mighty- Male 18-29
    199 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 10:46 pm
    thats called gymnastics not martial arts...unless the martial arts studio is a gymnastics gym lol
  65. Profile photo of jayembee
    jayembee Female 18-29
    580 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 10:54 pm
    Boo yah! Go Toronto! I loved how all the people on the street and in the park were totally unphased by a guy doing crazy acrobatics
  66. Profile photo of lizzywizzy
    lizzywizzy Female 18-29
    587 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 11:08 pm
    That got very much boring towards the end
  67. Profile photo of luvhammyz
    luvhammyz Female 18-29
    35 posts
    March 21, 2006 at 2:20 am
    It was good but got bored watching him do the same stuff after about 30 seconds.
  68. Profile photo of riotgrrrly
    riotgrrrly Female 18-29
    12 posts
    March 21, 2006 at 4:33 am
    what was that song? anybody know?
  69. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2006 at 3:07 pm
  70. Profile photo of wuguwa
    wuguwa Male 18-29
    152 posts
    March 21, 2006 at 5:32 pm
    that was pretty cool but not really practical in a "real life" fight. i`m not saying that he couldn`t fight just that if he tried to do all the acrobatics in a fight he`d probably get himself hurt. i`m just a black-belt in taekwondo though. what would i know about fighting? (that was a rhetorical question btw) :->
  71. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    March 21, 2006 at 6:04 pm
    he`s chinese... which explains TWO things.
    1)his eery monkey kung fu abilities which are totally awesome
    2) the gay music.

    and might i add. go to the olympics monkey!

  72. Profile photo of clorox
    clorox Male 13-17
    415 posts
    March 21, 2006 at 7:49 pm
    unbeliveable.... didnt you like the cell number at the end.... im gonna call
  73. Profile photo of kungfu_sage
    kungfu_sage Male 18-29
    102 posts
    March 21, 2006 at 8:28 pm
    funkycrs. No what?
  74. Profile photo of The Hawk
    The Hawk Male 13-17
    131 posts
    March 21, 2006 at 10:58 pm
    Wish I could do that....
  75. Profile photo of noface2
    noface2 Male 18-29
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    March 23, 2006 at 12:14 pm
    Matrix schmatrix. That`s capoeira.
  76. Profile photo of aehottie501
    aehottie501 Female 13-17
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    March 23, 2006 at 8:07 pm
    not really matrix or anything more like cheerleading cuz it was mainly backhand springs and back tucks lol but the best
  77. Profile photo of cheeseboy
    cheeseboy Male 13-17
    452 posts
    March 25, 2006 at 2:29 am
    wow thats awesome.... lives up 2 the title name
  78. Profile photo of demone_paar
    demone_paar Male 13-17
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    April 2, 2006 at 5:56 pm
    according to MrAwsome that was Emerson Wong but if you goto the website it says at the end you`ll find out it was joe eigo...
  79. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2006 at 7:06 pm
    That looks so fun!
  80. Profile photo of kingpoopoo
    kingpoopoo Female 13-17
    231 posts
    June 8, 2006 at 1:23 pm
    kl... i agree with warby...
    some stuff wasnt reli amasing like wen he jumped onto the rope or jumped over the bin... blah
  81. Profile photo of serpent
    serpent Male 13-17
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    July 12, 2006 at 1:55 pm
    wow i really think u should be in a movie or something kick jet lee ass or jackie chan

    from: Jacob Tapia

  82. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    September 26, 2006 at 5:47 pm
    Martial arts isn`t JUST flips you know...

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