The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 89    Average: 3/5]
35 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 19367
Rating: 3
Category: Funny
Date: 03/07/06 02:07 AM

35 Responses to Lunchables: Friend or Foe?

  1. Profile photo of industriousc
    industriousc Male 18-29
    3 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 10:17 pm
    Link: Lunchables: Friend or Foe? - The shocking truth about Lunchables.
  2. Profile photo of Schlinger
    Schlinger Male 18-29
    161 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 2:11 am
    i still luv em
  3. Profile photo of Titter
    Titter Female 13-17
    333 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 2:15 am
    i still hate them - yuckness
  4. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 2:54 am
    gross, and odd site
  5. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 5:39 am
    Lunchables don`t look like good food anyway.
  6. Profile photo of Emzy_RFC
    Emzy_RFC Female 18-29
    77 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 7:42 am
    Lunchables will more than likely kill you even if you are not ina car with their high salt levels. They look horrible anyway
  7. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 8:49 am
  8. Profile photo of King_Topple
    King_Topple Male 13-17
    76 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 9:34 am
    It`s a conspiracy damn it! :-O funny enough
  9. Profile photo of afromaggi
    afromaggi Female 18-29
    30 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 10:04 am
    god they things look horrible!
    The site was trying too hard to be funny, totally missed the mark.
  10. Profile photo of Aadam
    Aadam Male 18-29
    186 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 10:18 am
  11. Profile photo of Niki-chan
    Niki-chan Female 18-29
    306 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 11:03 am
    now i want lunchables
    god damn you!
  12. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 11:59 am
  13. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 12:59 pm
    I never liked those.
  14. Profile photo of GoogleIsGod
    GoogleIsGod Female 13-17
    46 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 1:34 pm
    No, seriously. Lunchables are awful. Just not for those specific reasons. They`re ridiculously overpriced for the amount of food you get, and also, for every oz of food you eat, twice that amount of garbage is produced from the packagaing. Boycott lunchables. Rah!
  15. Profile photo of SweetSixteen
    SweetSixteen Female 18-29
    33 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 4:12 pm
    Wow, that was not funny at all. Nice try.
  16. Profile photo of Juicy_Juice
    Juicy_Juice Female 13-17
    328 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 5:16 pm
    Um I thought it was funny...I guess I`m a peon. Hmph.

    And yeah, you`re pretty much right, GoogleIsGod. Way overpriced and I don`t like cold ham and cheese anyway. Except for every now and then...oooh I want one. Darn you!

  17. Profile photo of joolia
    joolia Female 13-17
    272 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 5:36 pm
    That wasn`t funny. the author was trying WAY too hard.
  18. Profile photo of theshark350
    theshark350 Male 18-29
    429 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 5:46 pm
    only funny part:
    non-sexual jerked meats

    what do you expect I`m 16- I eat lunchables and laugh at things like that.

  19. Profile photo of Erica29
    Erica29 Female 13-17
    61 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 6:42 pm
    The U.S. Department of Transportation refers to them internally as “Multi-Layered Deathdiscs.”

    Ok then...

  20. Profile photo of gnome_person
    gnome_person Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 7, 2006 at 6:53 pm
    Erica29, I`m not sure what`s so hard to understand about that. He talks about them causing 98% of all automotive fatalities, then refers to the Department of Transportation referring to them as Multi-Layered Deathdiscs.

    Frankly, if you can`t realize how those are related then the entire article will go over your head. It`s almost a satirical news report on Lunchables using made up facts. The FDR part was great, but you needed to know he had Polio.

    Funny stuff, if you aren`t retarded.

  21. Profile photo of emoperson247
    emoperson247 Female 13-17
    147 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 7:16 pm
    wait wat?
  22. Profile photo of Jake-BackMT
    Jake-BackMT Male 18-29
    297 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 7:39 pm
    great, now i`m having a craving.
  23. Profile photo of mcrlover89
    mcrlover89 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 7:51 pm
    O my goodness, I think its weird that there is absolutely nothing to talk about in the comedic world except lunchables and poorly drawn animation... May the Lord be with us!
  24. Profile photo of p-ball4life
    p-ball4life Male 18-29
    645 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 8:30 pm
    mmmm... rubber meat :-?
  25. Profile photo of IceErines
    IceErines Female 18-29
    120 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 9:07 pm
    Wow- it wasn`t funny but it became unbearable at the end- let`s bash the gays again (Homosexuals using lunchables to kill heterosexuals)...LMAO.
  26. Profile photo of zep fan
    zep fan Female 18-29
    492 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 10:33 pm
    I have a ham and cheese Lunchable in my fridge as we speak! :-O
  27. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 2:39 pm
    However, there are conspiracy theorists that believe that Lunchables have a homo-agenda, and are focused on eliminating all heterosexuals.

    I LMAO when I read that! lo.l I never noticeds the shape!

  28. Profile photo of Taurus01979
    Taurus01979 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 9:14 pm
    Can pass on all the rest, but have to have the pizza ones.
  29. Profile photo of xxtwist3dxx
    xxtwist3dxx Female 13-17
    138 posts
    March 9, 2006 at 4:30 pm
    I got salmonella from lunchables. They were afraid we would sue so they sent us 1500 dollars in the mail.
    Worth it. xD
    I thought this article might have some truth to it. It would have been better that way.
  30. Profile photo of qtran77
    qtran77 Female 13-17
    211 posts
    March 10, 2006 at 3:43 pm
    I liked the nacho lunchables, but that is just weird
  31. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    March 11, 2006 at 1:53 pm
    the pizza ones are awesome but the rest are poo
  32. Profile photo of tomboygirl12
    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    March 12, 2006 at 9:56 pm
    xxtwist, did you mention what kind they were..

    well now that i think about it, all of the lunchables, except the pizza ones are indeed, crap. So.... it doesn`t matter

    referre to 17945 and you`ll see why i concluded to the crap part.

  33. Profile photo of bubbles2005
    bubbles2005 Female 13-17
    57 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 5:52 am
    What are lunchables? Are they...smex-filled crunches of delight? Or are they just sucky pieces of American salt molded to the shape of a cracker, cheese, ham and cookie?
  34. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    May 10, 2006 at 7:06 pm
    I never really trusted those things in the first place...
  35. Profile photo of kb_cake
    kb_cake Female 30-39
    50 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 11:07 pm
    That was so stupid. A waste of typing. I`m wasting time just talking about that poo. but i have to warn everyone how dumb that was.

Leave a Reply