Lunchables: Friend or Foe?

Submitted by: industriousc 10 years ago Funny
http://www.thepeon.com/article.php?a=lunchablesfriendorfoe

The shocking truth about Lunchables.
There are 35 comments:
Female 50
That was so stupid. A waste of typing. I`m wasting time just talking about that poo. but i have to warn everyone how dumb that was.
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Male 2,620
I never really trusted those things in the first place...
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Female 57
What are lunchables? Are they...smex-filled crunches of delight? Or are they just sucky pieces of American salt molded to the shape of a cracker, cheese, ham and cookie?
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Female 321
xxtwist, did you mention what kind they were..

well now that i think about it, all of the lunchables, except the pizza ones are indeed, crap. So.... it doesn`t matter


referre to 17945 and you`ll see why i concluded to the crap part.

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Male 725
the pizza ones are awesome but the rest are poo
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Female 211
I liked the nacho lunchables, but that is just weird
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Female 138
I got salmonella from lunchables. They were afraid we would sue so they sent us 1500 dollars in the mail.
Worth it. xD
I thought this article might have some truth to it. It would have been better that way.
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Female 52
Can pass on all the rest, but have to have the pizza ones.
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Female 713
However, there are conspiracy theorists that believe that Lunchables have a homo-agenda, and are focused on eliminating all heterosexuals.

I LMAO when I read that! lo.l I never noticeds the shape!

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Female 492
I have a ham and cheese Lunchable in my fridge as we speak! :-O
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Female 120
Wow- it wasn`t funny but it became unbearable at the end- let`s bash the gays again (Homosexuals using lunchables to kill heterosexuals)...LMAO.
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Male 645
mmmm... rubber meat :-?
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Female 7
O my goodness, I think its weird that there is absolutely nothing to talk about in the comedic world except lunchables and poorly drawn animation... May the Lord be with us!
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Male 297
great, now i`m having a craving.
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Female 147
wait wat?
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Male 1
Erica29, I`m not sure what`s so hard to understand about that. He talks about them causing 98% of all automotive fatalities, then refers to the Department of Transportation referring to them as Multi-Layered Deathdiscs.

Frankly, if you can`t realize how those are related then the entire article will go over your head. It`s almost a satirical news report on Lunchables using made up facts. The FDR part was great, but you needed to know he had Polio.

Funny stuff, if you aren`t retarded.

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Female 61
[i]The U.S. Department of Transportation refers to them internally as “Multi-Layered Deathdiscs.”[/i]

Ok then...

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Male 429
only funny part:
non-sexual jerked meats

what do you expect I`m 16- I eat lunchables and laugh at things like that.

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Female 272
That wasn`t funny. the author was trying WAY too hard.
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Female 328
Um I thought it was funny...I guess I`m a peon. Hmph.

And yeah, you`re pretty much right, GoogleIsGod. Way overpriced and I don`t like cold ham and cheese anyway. Except for every now and then...oooh I want one. Darn you thepeon.com!

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Female 33
Wow, that was not funny at all. Nice try.
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Female 46
No, seriously. Lunchables are awful. Just not for those specific reasons. They`re ridiculously overpriced for the amount of food you get, and also, for every oz of food you eat, twice that amount of garbage is produced from the packagaing. Boycott lunchables. Rah!
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Female 1,062
I never liked those.
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Male 713
o.o
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Female 304
now i want lunchables
god damn you!
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Male 186
WTF...
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Female 30
god they things look horrible!
The site was trying too hard to be funny, totally missed the mark.
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Male 76
It`s a conspiracy damn it! :-O funny enough
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Male 2,567
lol
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Female 77
Lunchables will more than likely kill you even if you are not ina car with their high salt levels. They look horrible anyway
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Male 916
Lunchables don`t look like good food anyway.
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Female 1,071
gross, and odd site
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Female 333
i still hate them - yuckness
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Male 161
i still luv em
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Male 3
Link: Lunchables: Friend or Foe? [Rate Link] - The shocking truth about Lunchables.
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