Life as a guy

Submitted by: look215 11 years ago in Entertainment
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Guys have it pretty bad sometimes.
There are 151 comments:
Male 907
I didn`t notice at first but the end says "AND SPECIAL THANKS TO MY GOOD FRIEND CAFFINE" with the smiling dude :-D
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Female 318
Thats sad.. Gee guys im sorry.
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Male 2,620
Wow, that was incredibly funny. I like how he walked up to that fat girl, stopped, thought about it, then moved on.
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Male 77
The video was so true
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Female 335
righttt.. thats just stupid
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Male 587
lol that must have took a while to do.
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Male 201
very true
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Female 92
girls who try to say we have it harder than guys need to open their effing eyes.

its hard for both sexes so the best (and i thought it would be the most obvious) we can do is support each other. instead of having these battles of the sexes.

True: some guys are sick, sad, manipulative perverts, - but not ALL of them

True: some girls are bitches who make a big deal out of nothing all the time - but not ALL of us

and if anything id have to take the guy`s side on this one, did you notice how (at least in britain) we have car insurance for chicks and its fine and not sexist at all (sarcasm) yet if a dude opened an insurance company for men we would see an army of crazy chicks standing outside the main office protesting because the "bastard is being sexist" .... just something for everyone to think about...

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Female 11
<3 He`s my hero! o_O
Someone should post "Rejected" on here.
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Male 144
KMeTG...
I`m the last you who should be giveing love life advice.....
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Male 1,265
beernotbombs, sorry pal I took it the wrong way. We do arrange things, but it`s difficult because of our jobs to have the opportunity to do them. Thanks for the advice. She`s my girlfriend because when we started going out, after a while we were in love and our feelings haven`t changed. Thanks for spelling my username properly as well.
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Female 1,784
Im so not like that. I cant take a guys money. I feel to bad. I usaly end up going dutch at resterants or paying for him. I dont want him to take me as one off thosse typcial money grabbers. I dont need his money to make me happy.
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Male 615
the part with the big girl made me laugh
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Male 1,866
you better believe thats how us guys have it.
plus the name wanda makes me blow milk out of my nose everytime i say it. its such a funny name!
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Female 159
i like it when he walks right past the fat girl
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Male 71
like, seriously
exact words
until i got money...
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Male 71
story of my lifeX-(
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Male 610
why must it be so accurate >.<
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Male 144
KMeTG, All I`m saying is that you two should try to arrange something at least. How is she your girlfriend if you never see her? I mean I have some old "grilfriends" in texas and utah I can hook up with if I`m in the area....but that doesint merit "girlfriend" if your seperated by geography or something else it reverts to Friends.With.Benifits
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Female 182
hahahha, pretty funny.
the ending was the funny part.
whoever did this, is pretty tiiiight.
i love the blood&gore.
mm, and the "i have money" part is funny.

hardcore.

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Female 328
Aw, girlie troubles. Boohoo *cough, cough*
lol
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Female 408
ahahaha. Ahaha. That makes me feel mean but also gives me that warm inner glow when I hurt someone.
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Male 49
This sorta thing should be taught in schools.
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Female 115
Haha, i read it all, i think everyone has a point, some better than others, but still, keep happy people :-D
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Male 1,265
P.S. W-R-I-T-E.
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Male 1,265
Is that why people respond to it? And if you`re gonna tell me to chill, tell everyone else who`s had a go at me to chill as well.
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Male 1,526
haha,why tf do you wrigt so much all the time. chill.
noone even bothers to read all of it.
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Male 1,265
Beernotbombs, what the drat am I supposed to do if she`s working on a Saturday 9-5 and I work the same day 5pm-2am? Creep to her room in the wee small hours for a quick shag before I go home? Or how about weekdays, when she`s in college 10-4 and I`m at work 6-midnight. If there was a way we would have found it by now. We`ve been together 18 months, sleeping together nearly a year. If all she wants is a drat, we would have split up ages ago.

And what position are you in to tell me how to run my relationship anyway? Just read your details on myspace.com. You sound like a loser. Come back when you`ve got a girlfriend. Don`t worry, even with quadruple stacked odds you might manage it if you try!

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Male 1,265
Hatemelater, no I`ll hate you now. Why should people be married before they can have sex? I`m not going to tell you not to shove that religious poo down my throat, because I`ve been pretty forceful with my postings as well and it would make me a hypocrite. So all I`ll say is, I disagree with you very strongly, and so would a lot of other people who live together, have kids, and screw all night, who aren`t married.
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Female 17
He FINALLY figured it out.
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Female 25
Excellent!!!I relly liked the peeling skin off and adding salt one!! and when he walks past your one HA HA HA HA HA!!!!mean but funny espically with his happy little grin and bouncy stride!!
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Male 168
Any of you girls want to go out tonight? ;-)
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Female 50
ladies we should be proud of the fact that we have the ability to create life, it is not a curse. quit pointing the finger and just get on with it. life`s too short.

BTW- funny animation! but it`s so funny because it`s completely overblown and impossible. guys if this has happened to you, i`m sorry- you`ve obviously met some real b**ches in your time.

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Male 1,526
KMeTG......ok, so if you could bend your spine, you would lick your balls...thats nice, now i know.
and i know not to listen to guys who lick balls, have a nice day
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Female 254
WE HAVE IT HARDER! Seriously!:-D
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Male 106
lol, heyy its by the guy who made rejected and billy`s balloon XD
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Female 429
it was ok.. but im not impressed with money and whoever his been trying to ask out well isay meh find some NICE girls who will actually tell you the time! i didnt think it was funny though but the animation itself was good
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Male 616
lol, so true! All women think about is money.
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Female 963
Haha, that was great.
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Male 279
hilarious repost
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Male 239
THAT`S SO TRUE
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Male 49
the women should stop bitchin its just a mutherfuggin joke
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Female 68
Money isn`t every thing for everyone. Though it is funny.
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Male 63
Ajikan, sex isn`t overrated. If anything, it`s underrated. Society has changed it from something beautiful to be shared with TWO MARRIED PEOPLE into something that is vile and disgusting.

Sex outside of marriage is overrated. Sex after marraige is hallowed and one of the most amazing experiences.

Call me old fashioned, but I still believe in abstinence.

KMeTG - Shove it.

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Male 26


X____________signed by: Dataslayer_________________

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Male 26
*comedian
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Male 26
omg!what cpmedian wrote this!it is funny because it`s true.LOL but i agree with MikePiano.Life can be a b-i-t-c-h some times.lol
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Male 1,425
wow...some people are smart here huh? yea, true, but not with all girls..mine loves me for who i am..im glad for that.
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Female 368
*sigh* That`s so depressing yet sadly true.
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Male 144
Dont get me wrong...I love sex, I`m just to damn socialy awkward. all the butterfly`s and anxity about impressing somebody is just a bit to much stress.....I have enough on my plate as it is...besides I`m poor,shy, no brad pitt, and just wierd in general....quadruple stacked odds . so why waste my time?

KMeTG- this girls putting you on.....if she wants to drat you, she`ll find a way, if you want to drat her you`ll find away.....remember those 15 minute quickies in the janators closet at highschool, cause her parents wouldent let her date...and kept a close eye? something like that...and you do still see each other, 10 minutes together is plenty oppurtunity right there

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Male 376
the money part is true
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Female 165
Wow, seriously, this guy has some issues to work through. Topped off with a thick layer of bitterness. I *love* it!
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Female 120
And sex wasn`t `invented`....It obviously has always been because without it procreation would be rather hard,eh?
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Female 120
Whoa- thanks for all the generalizations and cliche`s concerning both male and female. I`m pretty sure all men are not shallow and all girls are not banshees, to give an all-encomposing generalization to a whole sex is demeaning and egotistical (doesn`t matter if you are a dude or a chick). This movie was great- so is the Rejection movie.
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Male 1,265
And another thing - I know I`m post whoring now - but do you know that humans share about 98% of their DNA with chimps? Putting it simply, every living thing is descended from a single bacterial cell that, billions of years ago, divided and made a copy of itself. You want a comparison between humans and animals? A pig`s liver can be donated to a human when there is nothing else available. Not good enough? How about microscopic organisms? Bacteria can be implanted with the human gene for insulin production, and, hey presto, they make insulin. Animals may be filthy, smelly beasts, but we really aren`t that different when it comes to genetics. The greatest quote ever about life is this: All life is one.
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Male 1,265
poo ran out of room. I was going to say f*ck tard.
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Male 1,265
We don`t lick our balls because our spines won`t let us reach.
We live in houses, not trees, because thousands of years ago advancements with clay led to more comfortable mud huts, then houses.
We don`t pick fleas from each other`s hair because we wash daily and usually keep away from animals, which are also washed, so the fleas don`t get chance to live on us.

But we do have sex because of the burning need to reproduce and pass on our genes. From a biological point of view, everything needs to procreate, or else it dies and there are no more to take it`s place.

Pygmy chimps form complex social relationships because of sex. It`s a way of identifying friends as much as humans shaking hands or dogs sniffing each others` arseholes. There is no denying that reproduction is the single most important thing, because without it, life would not exist. This is why sex is the greatest thing ever invented.

And the parasitic "flee" is actually spelt "flea". F*ck

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Male 81
OK??
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Female 54
that`s why i always carry a big thing of salt.

i mean, who needs mace now a days?

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Male 1,550
its so true...
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Male 1,526
"Sex is pretty much the greatest thing ever invented"
hmmm.. orly.
well, no mather, still think its highly overated.
and for guys to go out for a "sex hunt" is just strange and ...yea, strange.
oh and someone posted earlyer that men are geneticaly made to want to screw around.
well, i have this little thing to say about that.
NO you f*ck tard.
i havent really had the experiance of anyone stabbing of biting my head of. but sure, some girls are just plain rude.
but then again, so are guys, but not that often.

ahh, and the guy who posted something about animals before...well, yes they are animals, congratts. and there are animals that has one mate for the rest of theyr lives.
but honestly, comparing humans to animals. thats just stupid.
thats like saying we are made to lick our balls and swing in threes. and sittaround looking for flees to eat from our buddys hair.

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Male 21
sadly true. and it does work both ways but i`ve seen chicks do that more then guys. oh well we all get shafted in some way at some time anyways. life sucks then you die! hahaha.....hmmm maybe i`m a bit bitter too....oooh well
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Male 1,265
Unsocialable? I mean unsociable. Sorry. Not well.
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Male 1,265
P.S. I`m a 19yo guy who hasn`t had sex for a week. Doesn`t sound like a long time, but since I took this new job working unsocialable hours, the time I spend with my girlfriend has fallen like a stone. We don`t live together, and she goes to college, so when I take her out there`s not much chance to go back to hers or mine to get up to stuff. But I don`t want our relationship to be purely sexual either. I went to hers today. I`ve managed to get something on my lip - maybe chapped - so I can`t even kiss her. Drives me crazy.
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Male 1,265
^^^No it`s not! Sex is pretty much the greatest thing ever invented, ever. Masturbation is good, but sex beats it, if you`ll pardon the pun.
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Male 1,526
....thank god for monkey spanking.
im never after sex.
id rather sleep with someone...and when i say sleep=close eyes and wake up the next day.
sex is overated
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Female 228
haha. it happens most of the time.
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Female 74
hehe. That was funny. I liked the one part where he`s walking up to the big girl with a big smile on his face...then keeps walking lmao. I was like AWWWW lol
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Male 144
I go sick and tired of being urned, stabbed , skined and salted. So I did the most logical thing....I stopped talking to girls. who needs sex when I have lovely palma
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Male 60
Fell asleep half way through thta last post...:-P
Anyway good video and so true.
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Male 1,265
Well think about it. I don`t think people should sleep around, because I think it amounts to whoring themselves out, whether they are guys or girls. All I`m saying is, that`s what people are designed for. Look at the animal kingdom: there is a species of ape called the bonobo or pygmy chimp. They are pretty much the closest relatives to humans, and they screw like nobody`s business. Yes, I do think it`s wrong to sleep around, as obviously do you, but that`s because our society encourages monogamy. I know I would never cheat on my girlfriend, but as important as love is, it`s only a byproduct of the human psyche. The point of sex is to pass on genes. Pretty much every male creature on the planet copulates with a lot of females to ensure that genes are passed on. The urge to procreate is one of the strongest impulses, and procreation is more likely with many sexual partners. That`s all I`m saying.
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Female 115
I think everyone can relate to this...
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Male 92
i happy thats not me i have some one
so i don`t gotta deal with that any more
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Male 3
so true
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Female 1,426
hey were not like that. well at least im not. i hope not.
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Male 168
Kmetg. What are you on about? Society would be happier if we took into account men`s biological need to sleep around????

What fundementalist bullpoo are you reading??

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Female 115
Haha, wow, u people have alot of good things to say, woh, now all i can see is black and white stripes across my keyboard!! Neways, it works both ways!!!!!
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Male 916
(oh, why do do all of you talk about a "big girl" while it clearly is an irregular teeth girl?)
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Female 982
"he`s doing it because he`s naturally supposed to"
Heh, that made me laugh.
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Male 916
He said he liked Jill`s shoes, but she didn`t wear any. No wonder she got mad and bit his head off.
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Male 1,265
Seriously now, from an evolutionary standpoint males - male anything - are designed to sow their seed as much as possible with as many females as possible. That`s why guys are pretty much constantly horny and what to screw anything with a nice arse and big boobs. But females - female anything - are designed to give birth to and then rear the young. It`s living in a monogamous society that makes it look bad when a guy plays around. It`s hugely damaging for the woman he`s with, and it`s generally not a nice thing to do, but he`s doing it because he`s naturally supposed to. I think people would be a lot happier if we somehow managed to incorporate this into society.
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Male 1,265
Reminds me of my experiences. Before my girlfriend - who I`ve been with for 18 months - I asked out 4 girls. The first had a boyfriend, but she didn`t realise I fancied her and she took me to meet him. The second was too busy with college and - and I`m grateful for this - let me down gently. The third wasn`t sure whether or not she was interested, and ultimately declined when I offered to take her to a rock gig. Number 4 strung me along, the bitch. She came into my workplace the other day as well. She looked like a slut. It was kind of a "Look at what you could`ve won. Aren`t you glad you`re with someone else?" situation for me. But I know my girl isn`t after my money because when I started dating her, I didn`t have any!
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Female 47
i cant complain though i have one of the good ones...... (i hope) :D
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Female 47
aw this is awesome cept i think men are the heartbreakers.... plus they are wayy more complicated then women lol. :D tis true *nods*
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Female 879
I loved it, mostly true
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Male 733
that was weird but may of been true in very small ways.
all those girls were obviously going through their periods...lol
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Male 243
See, this is why I`m gay (joke, joke, I`m bisexual, I still like tits). x_x Though to be honest, it can work both ways. In my experience, though, guys tend not to use the cliche excuses that women do. It hurts more when you`re rejected by a girl because they word it like "Let`s just be friends" or "I need space", indeed. Men actually give you valid reasons or flat out tell you what they don`t like. Makes it easier to overcome since it`s less ambiguous.

Not being sexist, it`s just my experience.

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Male 346
lol love it i think i mighta seen it b4
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Female 90
Loved it.
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Male 10
Brilliant, one of funniest thing i`ve seen in ages and also the most truthful. Not just the girls` reactions but also when the guy walks past the big girl.
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Male 1,523
Very well done.
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Male 1
that smile when he walks past the fat chick is great! -guilty-
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Female 109
try just one month to be a woman..

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Female 294
lol that was funneh.bit over the top but funneh.i never treat a lad like that..... o:-)
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Female 529
Gee that`s been floating around the net for years and years and it only just made it here?
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Female 1,071
money...love men with money.
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Female 501
that was very funny. i have a couple of guy-friends who go through those situations. poor lads. great film!
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Male 53
Guys have to try a lot harder to get a girl then a girl has to try to get a man...
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Male 15
yea thats what its like isnt it? lol :S
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Female 124
Lol, I loved it when he just looked up at the fat woman with a huge smile on his face, Then walked on.
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Male 2,510
its funny because its true.
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Male 76
wow tamborine, i couldnt agree with you any more...

women who think men are all about sex are really sexists themselves and should be shot.

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Female 44
lol i almost feel sorry for that lad errr NOT! lol i fort tht was funny but i bit over dramatic but tht was why it was funny lol
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Male 100
I Laughed my ass off!
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Male 168
I think I need a lie down now. :-/
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Male 74
funny when he walks past the fat chick
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Male 168
When women vent feelings it is ok. Why is it when us guys do it, women end up turning around and saying "well, guys treat us even worse, they only want us for sex". You always manage to turn it around. Its only taken you around 20 posts and you`ve done it already.

If a man wants sex he is too demanding, if a man does not want sex he is a loser. If he has no money, he is a loser either way, if he has money, all he wants is a plaything. We have to constantly put up with how "men cannot know what pain is because they don`t go through childbirth". Women have a never-ending obsession with chocolate. If it is better than sex then go and buy shares in `Cadbury`. We don`t care how other people decorate their houses and we do not want to hear about it until we capitulate and do ours the same way. Your bum does not look big in that we love you as you are and we mean it when we say it isn`t and we would tell you if it did.

I think im at the same stage as the cart

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Male 230
That was very funny.

[IN NO WAY DO I ENDORSE SEXISM, UNFAIR RIGHTS, OR ANYTHING OF THAT NATURE. THIS IS REQUIRED FOR WHENEVER A VIDEO LIKES THIS COMES OUT FOR DUDES, JUST NOT FOR GIRLS. DON`T ASK WHY.]

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Female 836
Yeah, right, he goes past the big girl and is upset because someone likes him for the size of his wallet. Me thinks the big point about being superficial runs both ways.

Oh, and by the way, bitter is not attractive. I can see why he has problems with the ladies.

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Male 637
that`s really the way it is,not that gory of course but it has the general idea.
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Female 263
periods suck ass.

and so does childbirth.

and so do shallow guys who only want skinny girls.

the end.

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Female 1,062
The only funny part was when he walked up to the fat girl and then walked away.
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Female 272
Thank you, ickBee.
Also, sure, alot of guys might actually be like that, but then there`s a bunch of guys who really couldnt give a crap what the girl`s like anyway, they just want sex.
i know that sounds so paranoid, but hey it`s true. i know alot of guys like that.
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Male 851
people, people!
you`re all forgetting transvestites!
they`re lives are the hardest of all, and now no one even bothers to mention them?
`tis a sad day when this happens...
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Male 210
lol, nuff said!
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Female 116
Guys, you have to understand that when most dudes approach us, they DO just want to get in our pants. I have never had a good relationship with anyone who just approached me. Now I get to know everyone through introduction or having to work with them (like school, my job, etc.). And believe me... it`s not as rough as having blood pour from your private area on a monthly bases.
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Male 239
It`s bullpoo
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Male 239
Suprisingly, that really is my life.
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Female 115
Ahem, that is not true!!! More than once ive been messed around and im only 14, it works both ways people!!!!!
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Male 7
lol that`s so true to life although a little overdone, obviously.

Madbadblonde said: "we still get it worse than guyz."

Sorry but I never heard such doo-dah in all my life. Women don`t have a monopoly on suffering as this film clearly highlights. There`s a war against men.

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Female 115
He got the girl in the end though!! Boys, let that be a lesson to you..... no im jokin. Not all of us are like that, in fact, alot of guys are like that! I know this so dont argue!! :P
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Female 47
Yeah I know of some too.

But it`s still hilarious, especially the ending.

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Female 241
The sad thing is I know many girls like that. Toned down versions of course, but still like that.
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Male 76
I think we all go through this- This guy is smart
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Male 716
That looks like the film I made in 9th grade...

Very nicely done!
I loved it, it indeed feels like that sometimes.

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Female 272
lol...thats true...im that type..
can i borrow a pancil?
`stabs with the pencil` GO AWAY!
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Male 49
the ending roxx0rs my soxx0rs
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Male 46
Sunday, March 05, 2006 3:52:00 AM
`Dont be so racist geckosrock eh`

wtf, he only said that because the first two posts were from two australian`s who had names that linked to a potato. how is that racist?

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Female 200
Fun stereotypes.
but it goes both ways as well.
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Male 3
Ah, L`Amour...one of the coolest movies out there. Rejected (by the same guy) is worth watching as well.
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Male 630
Award-winning.
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Female 75
funny, and I hate to admit it but, true!
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Male 951
One of the better true-life documentaries I`ve seen.
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Female 1,211
:-P
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Female 254
we still get it worse than guyz. ;-)
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Male 207
^^
Since Federation in 1901.
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Male 2,372
[quote]On 3/5/2006 3:52:00 AM aj101 wrote: Dont be so racist geckosrock eh[/quote]
Since when is Australia a `race`?
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Male 567
Dont be so racist geckosrock eh
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Male 3,060
if i had a nickle for everytime that happened...
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Male 396
i think if a girl stabs u in the eyes it means she`s playing hard to get <3
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Female 1,972
I`m about at his point of bitterness myself- poor guy
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Male 289
Ha! Hilarious! And true to life... except overdone, of course, but therein lies the humour.
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Female 3
dude`s got some crazy ex-girlfriends
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Male 2,372
Ha ha. "What time is it?" BLAM!

Although it`s JUST A JOKE, people, sometimes it feels like that.

"Hi. What`s your name?"
"Pfft. Trying to get in my pants, huh looser? In your dreams."

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Female 145
im not impressed if all they got is money
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Male 4,431
Wow, this guy has some issues to work through! :-) I guess a lot of drawing and crumpling of paper may help, but it doesn`t seem to have yet!
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Male 979
ps whats with all the australian potatos around here?
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Male 979
don hertzfeldt is a genious, have we ever had the rejected cartoon on here?
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Male 278
*in
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Male 278
wow. all done on paper and it 1995
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Male 1,083
Link: Life as a guy [Rate Link] - Guys have it pretty bad sometimes.
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