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Date: 03/05/06 02:24 AM

151 Responses to Life as a guy

  1. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    March 4, 2006 at 11:34 pm
    Link: Life as a guy - Guys have it pretty bad sometimes.
  2. Profile photo of Potato_man
    Potato_man Male 13-17
    278 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:29 am
    wow. all done on paper and it 1995
  3. Profile photo of Potato_man
    Potato_man Male 13-17
    278 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:29 am
    *in
  4. Profile photo of geckosrock
    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:31 am
    don hertzfeldt is a genious, have we ever had the rejected cartoon on here?
  5. Profile photo of geckosrock
    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:32 am
    ps whats with all the australian potatos around here?
  6. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:32 am
    Wow, this guy has some issues to work through! :-) I guess a lot of drawing and crumpling of paper may help, but it doesn`t seem to have yet!
  7. Profile photo of josieflo
    josieflo Female 18-29
    145 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:38 am
    im not impressed if all they got is money
  8. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:41 am
    Ha ha. "What time is it?" BLAM!

    Although it`s JUST A JOKE, people, sometimes it feels like that.

    "Hi. What`s your name?"
    "Pfft. Trying to get in my pants, huh looser? In your dreams."

  9. Profile photo of x_kristyn_x
    x_kristyn_x Female 18-29
    3 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:42 am
    dude`s got some crazy ex-girlfriends
  10. Profile photo of ibigfire
    ibigfire Male 18-29
    292 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 3:02 am
    Ha! Hilarious! And true to life... except overdone, of course, but therein lies the humour.
  11. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 3:13 am
    I`m about at his point of bitterness myself- poor guy
  12. Profile photo of FRANCESUX
    FRANCESUX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 3:27 am
    i think if a girl stabs u in the eyes it means she`s playing hard to get <3
  13. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 3:29 am
    if i had a nickle for everytime that happened...
  14. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 3:52 am
    Dont be so racist geckosrock eh
  15. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 4:05 am
    On 3/5/2006 3:52:00 AM aj101 wrote: Dont be so racist geckosrock eh
    Since when is Australia a `race`?
  16. Profile photo of mashimaro_1
    mashimaro_1 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 4:07 am
    ^^
    Since Federation in 1901.
  17. Profile photo of madbadblonde
    madbadblonde Female 13-17
    254 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 4:36 am
    we still get it worse than guyz. ;-)
  18. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 4:47 am
    :-P
  19. Profile photo of fk
    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 7:22 am
    One of the better true-life documentaries I`ve seen.
  20. Profile photo of net_surfer
    net_surfer Female 18-29
    75 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 7:42 am
    funny, and I hate to admit it but, true!
  21. Profile photo of shipyard
    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 7:59 am
    Award-winning.
  22. Profile photo of Cht0lzr0n
    Cht0lzr0n Male 18-29
    3 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 8:08 am
    Ah, L`Amour...one of the coolest movies out there. Rejected (by the same guy) is worth watching as well.
  23. Profile photo of Lynn_19
    Lynn_19 Female 18-29
    200 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 8:16 am
    Fun stereotypes.
    but it goes both ways as well.
  24. Profile photo of jojofabba
    jojofabba Male 13-17
    48 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 9:12 am
    Sunday, March 05, 2006 3:52:00 AM
    `Dont be so racist geckosrock eh`

    wtf, he only said that because the first two posts were from two australian`s who had names that linked to a potato. how is that racist?

  25. Profile photo of EOTMbassist
    EOTMbassist Male 13-17
    49 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 9:16 am
    the ending roxx0rs my soxx0rs
  26. Profile photo of iwillpokeu
    iwillpokeu Female 13-17
    272 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 9:39 am
    lol...thats true...im that type..
    can i borrow a pancil?
    `stabs with the pencil` GO AWAY!
  27. Profile photo of Evil_Smurf
    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 10:27 am
    That looks like the film I made in 9th grade...

    Very nicely done!
    I loved it, it indeed feels like that sometimes.

  28. Profile photo of King_Topple
    King_Topple Male 13-17
    76 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 10:34 am
    I think we all go through this- This guy is smart
  29. Profile photo of x_omni_x
    x_omni_x Female 13-17
    241 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 10:35 am
    The sad thing is I know many girls like that. Toned down versions of course, but still like that.
  30. Profile photo of baboonette
    baboonette Female 13-17
    47 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 11:02 am
    Yeah I know of some too.

    But it`s still hilarious, especially the ending.

  31. Profile photo of Frazikin
    Frazikin Female 13-17
    115 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 11:07 am
    He got the girl in the end though!! Boys, let that be a lesson to you..... no im jokin. Not all of us are like that, in fact, alot of guys are like that! I know this so dont argue!! :P
  32. Profile photo of english_col
    english_col Male 18-29
    7 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 11:11 am
    lol that`s so true to life although a little overdone, obviously.

    Madbadblonde said: "we still get it worse than guyz."

    Sorry but I never heard such doo-dah in all my life. Women don`t have a monopoly on suffering as this film clearly highlights. There`s a war against men.

  33. Profile photo of Frazikin
    Frazikin Female 13-17
    115 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 11:22 am
    Ahem, that is not true!!! More than once ive been messed around and im only 14, it works both ways people!!!!!
  34. Profile photo of sk8infreek
    sk8infreek Male 13-17
    239 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 11:23 am
    Suprisingly, that really is my life.
  35. Profile photo of sk8infreek
    sk8infreek Male 13-17
    239 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 11:24 am
    It`s bullpoo
  36. Profile photo of IckBee
    IckBee Female 18-29
    116 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 11:34 am
    Guys, you have to understand that when most dudes approach us, they DO just want to get in our pants. I have never had a good relationship with anyone who just approached me. Now I get to know everyone through introduction or having to work with them (like school, my job, etc.). And believe me... it`s not as rough as having blood pour from your private area on a monthly bases.
  37. Profile photo of DudeGuy
    DudeGuy Male 13-17
    211 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 11:46 am
    lol, nuff said!
  38. Profile photo of mooseyfate
    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 11:47 am
    people, people!
    you`re all forgetting transvestites!
    they`re lives are the hardest of all, and now no one even bothers to mention them?
    `tis a sad day when this happens...
  39. Profile photo of joolia
    joolia Female 13-17
    272 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 11:50 am
    Thank you, ickBee.
    Also, sure, alot of guys might actually be like that, but then there`s a bunch of guys who really couldnt give a crap what the girl`s like anyway, they just want sex.
    i know that sounds so paranoid, but hey it`s true. i know alot of guys like that.
  40. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 11:50 am
    The only funny part was when he walked up to the fat girl and then walked away.
  41. Profile photo of Athorn
    Athorn Female 18-29
    263 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 11:55 am
    periods suck ass.

    and so does childbirth.

    and so do shallow guys who only want skinny girls.

    the end.

  42. Profile photo of KeBob
    KeBob Male 13-17
    637 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 12:00 pm
    that`s really the way it is,not that gory of course but it has the general idea.
  43. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    822 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 12:07 pm
    Yeah, right, he goes past the big girl and is upset because someone likes him for the size of his wallet. Me thinks the big point about being superficial runs both ways.

    Oh, and by the way, bitter is not attractive. I can see why he has problems with the ladies.

  44. Profile photo of 0verclock3d
    0verclock3d Male 13-17
    230 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 12:08 pm
    That was very funny.

  45. Profile photo of tambourine33
    tambourine33 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 12:09 pm
    When women vent feelings it is ok. Why is it when us guys do it, women end up turning around and saying "well, guys treat us even worse, they only want us for sex". You always manage to turn it around. Its only taken you around 20 posts and you`ve done it already.

    If a man wants sex he is too demanding, if a man does not want sex he is a loser. If he has no money, he is a loser either way, if he has money, all he wants is a plaything. We have to constantly put up with how "men cannot know what pain is because they don`t go through childbirth". Women have a never-ending obsession with chocolate. If it is better than sex then go and buy shares in `Cadbury`. We don`t care how other people decorate their houses and we do not want to hear about it until we capitulate and do ours the same way. Your bum does not look big in that we love you as you are and we mean it when we say it isn`t and we would tell you if it did.

    I think im at the same stage as the cart

  46. Profile photo of ethan3786
    ethan3786 Male 13-17
    75 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 12:11 pm
    funny when he walks past the fat chick
  47. Profile photo of tambourine33
    tambourine33 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 12:12 pm
    I think I need a lie down now. :-/
  48. Profile photo of jake1248
    jake1248 Male 13-17
    100 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 12:23 pm
    I Laughed my ass off!
  49. Profile photo of xXBOREDxX
    xXBOREDxX Female 13-17
    44 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 12:25 pm
    lol i almost feel sorry for that lad errr NOT! lol i fort tht was funny but i bit over dramatic but tht was why it was funny lol
  50. Profile photo of HideInTheSky
    HideInTheSky Male 13-17
    76 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 12:34 pm
    wow tamborine, i couldnt agree with you any more...

    women who think men are all about sex are really sexists themselves and should be shot.

  51. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 12:55 pm
    its funny because its true.
  52. Profile photo of Cute_puppy
    Cute_puppy Female 18-29
    124 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 12:59 pm
    Lol, I loved it when he just looked up at the fat woman with a huge smile on his face, Then walked on.
  53. Profile photo of j4mes
    j4mes Male 13-17
    15 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 1:07 pm
    yea thats what its like isnt it? lol :S
  54. Profile photo of masterdavid
    masterdavid Male 13-17
    53 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 1:13 pm
    Guys have to try a lot harder to get a girl then a girl has to try to get a man...
  55. Profile photo of charlie026
    charlie026 Female 18-29
    501 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 1:15 pm
    that was very funny. i have a couple of guy-friends who go through those situations. poor lads. great film!
  56. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 1:23 pm
    money...love men with money.
  57. Profile photo of Fartacus
    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 1:24 pm
    Gee that`s been floating around the net for years and years and it only just made it here?
  58. Profile photo of pumpie2
    pumpie2 Female 13-17
    294 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 1:28 pm
    lol that was funneh.bit over the top but funneh.i never treat a lad like that..... o:-)
  59. Profile photo of Liesantje
    Liesantje Female 13-17
    109 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 1:45 pm
    try just one month to be a woman..

  60. Profile photo of jabsi
    jabsi Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 5, 2006 at 1:46 pm
    that smile when he walks past the fat chick is great! -guilty-
  61. Profile photo of Mat
    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 1:52 pm
    Very well done.
  62. Profile photo of sij
    sij Male 18-29
    10 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 1:56 pm
    Brilliant, one of funniest thing i`ve seen in ages and also the most truthful. Not just the girls` reactions but also when the guy walks past the big girl.
  63. Profile photo of contragirl
    contragirl Female 18-29
    90 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:00 pm
    Loved it.
  64. Profile photo of stoneyjoe
    stoneyjoe Male 18-29
    346 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:03 pm
    lol love it i think i mighta seen it b4
  65. Profile photo of Kainonis
    Kainonis Male 18-29
    243 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:08 pm
    See, this is why I`m gay (joke, joke, I`m bisexual, I still like tits). x_x Though to be honest, it can work both ways. In my experience, though, guys tend not to use the cliche excuses that women do. It hurts more when you`re rejected by a girl because they word it like "Let`s just be friends" or "I need space", indeed. Men actually give you valid reasons or flat out tell you what they don`t like. Makes it easier to overcome since it`s less ambiguous.

    Not being sexist, it`s just my experience.

  66. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:08 pm
    that was weird but may of been true in very small ways.
    all those girls were obviously going through their periods...lol
  67. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:10 pm
    I loved it, mostly true
  68. Profile photo of leliorising
    leliorising Female 18-29
    47 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:15 pm
    aw this is awesome cept i think men are the heartbreakers.... plus they are wayy more complicated then women lol. :D tis true *nods*
  69. Profile photo of leliorising
    leliorising Female 18-29
    47 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:19 pm
    i cant complain though i have one of the good ones...... (i hope) :D
  70. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:31 pm
    Reminds me of my experiences. Before my girlfriend - who I`ve been with for 18 months - I asked out 4 girls. The first had a boyfriend, but she didn`t realise I fancied her and she took me to meet him. The second was too busy with college and - and I`m grateful for this - let me down gently. The third wasn`t sure whether or not she was interested, and ultimately declined when I offered to take her to a rock gig. Number 4 strung me along, the bitch. She came into my workplace the other day as well. She looked like a slut. It was kind of a "Look at what you could`ve won. Aren`t you glad you`re with someone else?" situation for me. But I know my girl isn`t after my money because when I started dating her, I didn`t have any!
  71. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:36 pm
    Seriously now, from an evolutionary standpoint males - male anything - are designed to sow their seed as much as possible with as many females as possible. That`s why guys are pretty much constantly horny and what to screw anything with a nice arse and big boobs. But females - female anything - are designed to give birth to and then rear the young. It`s living in a monogamous society that makes it look bad when a guy plays around. It`s hugely damaging for the woman he`s with, and it`s generally not a nice thing to do, but he`s doing it because he`s naturally supposed to. I think people would be a lot happier if we somehow managed to incorporate this into society.
  72. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:44 pm
    He said he liked Jill`s shoes, but she didn`t wear any. No wonder she got mad and bit his head off.
  73. Profile photo of georgiascool
    georgiascool Female 13-17
    982 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:45 pm
    "he`s doing it because he`s naturally supposed to"
    Heh, that made me laugh.
  74. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:49 pm
    (oh, why do do all of you talk about a "big girl" while it clearly is an irregular teeth girl?)
  75. Profile photo of Frazikin
    Frazikin Female 13-17
    115 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 3:00 pm
    Haha, wow, u people have alot of good things to say, woh, now all i can see is black and white stripes across my keyboard!! Neways, it works both ways!!!!!
  76. Profile photo of tambourine33
    tambourine33 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 3:01 pm
    Kmetg. What are you on about? Society would be happier if we took into account men`s biological need to sleep around????

    What fundementalist bullpoo are you reading??

  77. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 3:04 pm
    hey were not like that. well at least im not. i hope not.
  78. Profile photo of Nick443
    Nick443 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 3:27 pm
    so true
  79. Profile photo of tjp1633
    tjp1633 Male 18-29
    92 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 3:29 pm
    i happy thats not me i have some one
    so i don`t gotta deal with that any more
  80. Profile photo of Frazikin
    Frazikin Female 13-17
    115 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 3:42 pm
    I think everyone can relate to this...
  81. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 3:44 pm
    Well think about it. I don`t think people should sleep around, because I think it amounts to whoring themselves out, whether they are guys or girls. All I`m saying is, that`s what people are designed for. Look at the animal kingdom: there is a species of ape called the bonobo or pygmy chimp. They are pretty much the closest relatives to humans, and they screw like nobody`s business. Yes, I do think it`s wrong to sleep around, as obviously do you, but that`s because our society encourages monogamy. I know I would never cheat on my girlfriend, but as important as love is, it`s only a byproduct of the human psyche. The point of sex is to pass on genes. Pretty much every male creature on the planet copulates with a lot of females to ensure that genes are passed on. The urge to procreate is one of the strongest impulses, and procreation is more likely with many sexual partners. That`s all I`m saying.
  82. Profile photo of Rickyningoo
    Rickyningoo Male 13-17
    60 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 3:52 pm
    Fell asleep half way through thta last post...:-P
    Anyway good video and so true.
  83. Profile photo of beernotbombs
    beernotbombs Male 18-29
    144 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 4:00 pm
    I go sick and tired of being urned, stabbed , skined and salted. So I did the most logical thing....I stopped talking to girls. who needs sex when I have lovely palma
  84. Profile photo of Purple Star
    Purple Star Female 13-17
    74 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 4:02 pm
    hehe. That was funny. I liked the one part where he`s walking up to the big girl with a big smile on his face...then keeps walking lmao. I was like AWWWW lol
  85. Profile photo of metallicblue
    metallicblue Female 18-29
    228 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 4:08 pm
    haha. it happens most of the time.
  86. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 4:32 pm
    ....thank god for monkey spanking.
    im never after sex.
    id rather sleep with someone...and when i say sleep=close eyes and wake up the next day.
    sex is overated
  87. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 5:04 pm
    ^^^No it`s not! Sex is pretty much the greatest thing ever invented, ever. Masturbation is good, but sex beats it, if you`ll pardon the pun.
  88. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 5:08 pm
    P.S. I`m a 19yo guy who hasn`t had sex for a week. Doesn`t sound like a long time, but since I took this new job working unsocialable hours, the time I spend with my girlfriend has fallen like a stone. We don`t live together, and she goes to college, so when I take her out there`s not much chance to go back to hers or mine to get up to stuff. But I don`t want our relationship to be purely sexual either. I went to hers today. I`ve managed to get something on my lip - maybe chapped - so I can`t even kiss her. Drives me crazy.
  89. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 5:08 pm
    Unsocialable? I mean unsociable. Sorry. Not well.
  90. Profile photo of Cobrabite
    Cobrabite Male 18-29
    21 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 5:27 pm
    sadly true. and it does work both ways but i`ve seen chicks do that more then guys. oh well we all get shafted in some way at some time anyways. life sucks then you die! hahaha.....hmmm maybe i`m a bit bitter too....oooh well
  91. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 5:31 pm
    "Sex is pretty much the greatest thing ever invented"
    hmmm.. orly.
    well, no mather, still think its highly overated.
    and for guys to go out for a "sex hunt" is just strange and ...yea, strange.
    oh and someone posted earlyer that men are geneticaly made to want to screw around.
    well, i have this little thing to say about that.
    NO you f*ck tard.
    i havent really had the experiance of anyone stabbing of biting my head of. but sure, some girls are just plain rude.
    but then again, so are guys, but not that often.

    ahh, and the guy who posted something about animals before...well, yes they are animals, congratts. and there are animals that has one mate for the rest of theyr lives.
    but honestly, comparing humans to animals. thats just stupid.
    thats like saying we are made to lick our balls and swing in threes. and sittaround looking for flees to eat from our buddys hair.

  92. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 6:03 pm
    its so true...
  93. Profile photo of MorbidNun
    MorbidNun Female 13-17
    54 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 6:09 pm
    that`s why i always carry a big thing of salt.

    i mean, who needs mace now a days?

  94. Profile photo of Da_bond_007
    Da_bond_007 Male 13-17
    81 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 6:12 pm
    OK??
  95. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 6:21 pm
    We don`t lick our balls because our spines won`t let us reach.
    We live in houses, not trees, because thousands of years ago advancements with clay led to more comfortable mud huts, then houses.
    We don`t pick fleas from each other`s hair because we wash daily and usually keep away from animals, which are also washed, so the fleas don`t get chance to live on us.

    But we do have sex because of the burning need to reproduce and pass on our genes. From a biological point of view, everything needs to procreate, or else it dies and there are no more to take it`s place.

    Pygmy chimps form complex social relationships because of sex. It`s a way of identifying friends as much as humans shaking hands or dogs sniffing each others` arseholes. There is no denying that reproduction is the single most important thing, because without it, life would not exist. This is why sex is the greatest thing ever invented.

    And the parasitic "flee" is actually spelt "flea". F*ck

  96. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 6:22 pm
    poo ran out of room. I was going to say f*ck tard.
  97. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 6:28 pm
    And another thing - I know I`m post whoring now - but do you know that humans share about 98% of their DNA with chimps? Putting it simply, every living thing is descended from a single bacterial cell that, billions of years ago, divided and made a copy of itself. You want a comparison between humans and animals? A pig`s liver can be donated to a human when there is nothing else available. Not good enough? How about microscopic organisms? Bacteria can be implanted with the human gene for insulin production, and, hey presto, they make insulin. Animals may be filthy, smelly beasts, but we really aren`t that different when it comes to genetics. The greatest quote ever about life is this: All life is one.
  98. Profile photo of IceErines
    IceErines Female 18-29
    120 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 6:40 pm
    Whoa- thanks for all the generalizations and cliche`s concerning both male and female. I`m pretty sure all men are not shallow and all girls are not banshees, to give an all-encomposing generalization to a whole sex is demeaning and egotistical (doesn`t matter if you are a dude or a chick). This movie was great- so is the Rejection movie.
  99. Profile photo of IceErines
    IceErines Female 18-29
    120 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 6:42 pm
    And sex wasn`t `invented`....It obviously has always been because without it procreation would be rather hard,eh?
  100. Profile photo of jennwisner
    jennwisner Female 18-29
    165 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 6:52 pm
    Wow, seriously, this guy has some issues to work through. Topped off with a thick layer of bitterness. I *love* it!
  101. Profile photo of JMF145
    JMF145 Male 18-29
    376 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 6:57 pm
    the money part is true
  102. Profile photo of beernotbombs
    beernotbombs Male 18-29
    144 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 7:03 pm
    Dont get me wrong...I love sex, I`m just to damn socialy awkward. all the butterfly`s and anxity about impressing somebody is just a bit to much stress.....I have enough on my plate as it is...besides I`m poor,shy, no brad pitt, and just wierd in general....quadruple stacked odds . so why waste my time?

    KMeTG- this girls putting you on.....if she wants to drat you, she`ll find a way, if you want to drat her you`ll find away.....remember those 15 minute quickies in the janators closet at highschool, cause her parents wouldent let her date...and kept a close eye? something like that...and you do still see each other, 10 minutes together is plenty oppurtunity right there

  103. Profile photo of Galadriel
    Galadriel Female 13-17
    368 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 8:01 pm
    *sigh* That`s so depressing yet sadly true.
  104. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 8:30 pm
    wow...some people are smart here huh? yea, true, but not with all girls..mine loves me for who i am..im glad for that.
  105. Profile photo of dataslayer
    dataslayer Male 18-29
    26 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 8:38 pm
    omg!what cpmedian wrote this!it is funny because it`s true.LOL but i agree with MikePiano.Life can be a b-i-t-c-h some times.lol
  106. Profile photo of dataslayer
    dataslayer Male 18-29
    26 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 8:38 pm
    *comedian
  107. Profile photo of dataslayer
    dataslayer Male 18-29
    26 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 8:39 pm


    X____________signed by: Dataslayer_________________

  108. Profile photo of hatemelater
    hatemelater Male 13-17
    63 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 8:41 pm
    Ajikan, sex isn`t overrated. If anything, it`s underrated. Society has changed it from something beautiful to be shared with TWO MARRIED PEOPLE into something that is vile and disgusting.

    Sex outside of marriage is overrated. Sex after marraige is hallowed and one of the most amazing experiences.

    Call me old fashioned, but I still believe in abstinence.

    KMeTG - Shove it.

  109. Profile photo of HyperMonkey
    HyperMonkey Female 18-29
    68 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 9:01 pm
    Money isn`t every thing for everyone. Though it is funny.
  110. Profile photo of EOTMbassist
    EOTMbassist Male 13-17
    49 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 9:23 pm
    the women should stop bitchin its just a mutherfuggin joke
  111. Profile photo of diegotx
    diegotx Male 18-29
    239 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 10:09 pm
    THAT`S SO TRUE
  112. Profile photo of b3nzyme
    b3nzyme Male 18-29
    279 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 10:15 pm
    hilarious repost
  113. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 11:19 pm
    Haha, that was great.
  114. Profile photo of gcxj220
    gcxj220 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 11:53 pm
    lol, so true! All women think about is money.
  115. Profile photo of Pretti-in-Pn
    Pretti-in-Pn Female 13-17
    429 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 1:44 am
    it was ok.. but im not impressed with money and whoever his been trying to ask out well isay meh find some NICE girls who will actually tell you the time! i didnt think it was funny though but the animation itself was good
  116. Profile photo of thebeefytaco
    thebeefytaco Male 13-17
    106 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 2:13 am
    lol, heyy its by the guy who made rejected and billy`s balloon XD
  117. Profile photo of madbadblonde
    madbadblonde Female 13-17
    254 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 2:16 am
    WE HAVE IT HARDER! Seriously!:-D
  118. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 3:56 am
    KMeTG......ok, so if you could bend your spine, you would lick your balls...thats nice, now i know.
    and i know not to listen to guys who lick balls, have a nice day
  119. Profile photo of nathorn
    nathorn Female 18-29
    50 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 6:08 am
    ladies we should be proud of the fact that we have the ability to create life, it is not a curse. quit pointing the finger and just get on with it. life`s too short.

    BTW- funny animation! but it`s so funny because it`s completely overblown and impossible. guys if this has happened to you, i`m sorry- you`ve obviously met some real b**ches in your time.

  120. Profile photo of tambourine33
    tambourine33 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 6:14 am
    Any of you girls want to go out tonight? ;-)
  121. Profile photo of adnerb666
    adnerb666 Female 18-29
    25 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 7:11 am
    Excellent!!!I relly liked the peeling skin off and adding salt one!! and when he walks past your one HA HA HA HA HA!!!!mean but funny espically with his happy little grin and bouncy stride!!
  122. Profile photo of scatterheart
    scatterheart Female 18-29
    17 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 7:56 am
    He FINALLY figured it out.
  123. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 8:02 am
    Hatemelater, no I`ll hate you now. Why should people be married before they can have sex? I`m not going to tell you not to shove that religious poo down my throat, because I`ve been pretty forceful with my postings as well and it would make me a hypocrite. So all I`ll say is, I disagree with you very strongly, and so would a lot of other people who live together, have kids, and screw all night, who aren`t married.
  124. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 8:12 am
    Beernotbombs, what the drat am I supposed to do if she`s working on a Saturday 9-5 and I work the same day 5pm-2am? Creep to her room in the wee small hours for a quick shag before I go home? Or how about weekdays, when she`s in college 10-4 and I`m at work 6-midnight. If there was a way we would have found it by now. We`ve been together 18 months, sleeping together nearly a year. If all she wants is a drat, we would have split up ages ago.

    And what position are you in to tell me how to run my relationship anyway? Just read your details on myspace.com. You sound like a loser. Come back when you`ve got a girlfriend. Don`t worry, even with quadruple stacked odds you might manage it if you try!

  125. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 9:03 am
    haha,why tf do you wrigt so much all the time. chill.
    noone even bothers to read all of it.
  126. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 10:38 am
    Is that why people respond to it? And if you`re gonna tell me to chill, tell everyone else who`s had a go at me to chill as well.
  127. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 10:38 am
    P.S. W-R-I-T-E.
  128. Profile photo of Frazikin
    Frazikin Female 13-17
    115 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 10:48 am
    Haha, i read it all, i think everyone has a point, some better than others, but still, keep happy people :-D
  129. Profile photo of MrBrightside
    MrBrightside Male 18-29
    49 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 12:03 pm
    This sorta thing should be taught in schools.
  130. Profile photo of Cynnick
    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 12:36 pm
    ahahaha. Ahaha. That makes me feel mean but also gives me that warm inner glow when I hurt someone.
  131. Profile photo of Juicy_Juice
    Juicy_Juice Female 13-17
    328 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 5:22 pm
    Aw, girlie troubles. Boohoo *cough, cough*
    lol
  132. Profile photo of xevilkinevil
    xevilkinevil Female 13-17
    182 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 6:11 pm
    hahahha, pretty funny.
    the ending was the funny part.
    whoever did this, is pretty tiiiight.
    i love the blood&gore.
    mm, and the "i have money" part is funny.

    hardcore.

  133. Profile photo of beernotbombs
    beernotbombs Male 18-29
    144 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 6:48 pm
    KMeTG, All I`m saying is that you two should try to arrange something at least. How is she your girlfriend if you never see her? I mean I have some old "grilfriends" in texas and utah I can hook up with if I`m in the area....but that doesint merit "girlfriend" if your seperated by geography or something else it reverts to Friends.With.Benifits
  134. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 6:52 pm
    why must it be so accurate >.<
  135. Profile photo of mychumps
    mychumps Male 18-29
    71 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 7:51 pm
    story of my lifeX-(
  136. Profile photo of mychumps
    mychumps Male 18-29
    71 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 7:52 pm
    like, seriously
    exact words
    until i got money...
  137. Profile photo of cotylena
    cotylena Female 13-17
    159 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 9:16 pm
    i like it when he walks right past the fat girl
  138. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 9:24 pm
    you better believe thats how us guys have it.
    plus the name wanda makes me blow milk out of my nose everytime i say it. its such a funny name!
  139. Profile photo of EisforPANTS
    EisforPANTS Male 13-17
    615 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 9:43 pm
    the part with the big girl made me laugh
  140. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 10:51 pm
    Im so not like that. I cant take a guys money. I feel to bad. I usaly end up going dutch at resterants or paying for him. I dont want him to take me as one off thosse typcial money grabbers. I dont need his money to make me happy.
  141. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 10:30 am
    beernotbombs, sorry pal I took it the wrong way. We do arrange things, but it`s difficult because of our jobs to have the opportunity to do them. Thanks for the advice. She`s my girlfriend because when we started going out, after a while we were in love and our feelings haven`t changed. Thanks for spelling my username properly as well.
  142. Profile photo of beernotbombs
    beernotbombs Male 18-29
    144 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 12:18 pm
    KMeTG...
    I`m the last you who should be giveing love life advice.....
  143. Profile photo of Poisoned_Ivy
    Poisoned_Ivy Female 70 & Over
    11 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 9:25 pm
    <3 He`s my hero! o_O
    Someone should post "Rejected" on here.
  144. Profile photo of Tanny
    Tanny Female 13-17
    93 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 5:54 pm
    girls who try to say we have it harder than guys need to open their effing eyes.

    its hard for both sexes so the best (and i thought it would be the most obvious) we can do is support each other. instead of having these battles of the sexes.

    True: some guys are sick, sad, manipulative perverts, - but not ALL of them

    True: some girls are bitches who make a big deal out of nothing all the time - but not ALL of us

    and if anything id have to take the guy`s side on this one, did you notice how (at least in britain) we have car insurance for chicks and its fine and not sexist at all (sarcasm) yet if a dude opened an insurance company for men we would see an army of crazy chicks standing outside the main office protesting because the "bastard is being sexist" .... just something for everyone to think about...

  145. Profile photo of SirWheaton
    SirWheaton Male 13-17
    201 posts
    March 9, 2006 at 8:07 pm
    very true
  146. Profile photo of mt1045
    mt1045 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    March 10, 2006 at 11:09 pm
    lol that must have took a while to do.
  147. Profile photo of Melxoxo
    Melxoxo Female 18-29
    335 posts
    March 11, 2006 at 9:49 pm
    righttt.. thats just stupid
  148. Profile photo of Password
    Password Male 30-39
    77 posts
    March 12, 2006 at 4:25 pm
    The video was so true
  149. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    May 13, 2006 at 4:42 pm
    Wow, that was incredibly funny. I like how he walked up to that fat girl, stopped, thought about it, then moved on.
  150. Profile photo of Kalishpa
    Kalishpa Female 18-29
    318 posts
    September 3, 2006 at 1:16 am
    Thats sad.. Gee guys im sorry.
  151. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 5:57 pm
    I didn`t notice at first but the end says "AND SPECIAL THANKS TO MY GOOD FRIEND CAFFINE" with the smiling dude :-D

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