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Date: 03/22/06 02:50 AM

44 Responses to Isaac Hayes Gets a New Job

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    buddy Male 30-39
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    March 22, 2006 at 1:06 am
    Link: Isaac Hayes Gets a New Job - He quit South Park, and now he`s the voice-over man for Tom Cruise.
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    madden05 Female 13-17
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    March 22, 2006 at 3:11 am
    lol, thats pretty funni.
    first post
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    DaddyIssues Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 3:28 am
    hahaha funny stuff. too bad he quit though, south park will never be the same :(
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    juliana86 Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 5:12 am
    Nice work!
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    sannydance Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 6:17 am
    genius!! LOL
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    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 7:47 am
    Chef wasn`t getting much use... at least the next new episode will have him... hopefully some sort of feature on the charictor(I`m too tired to spell properly)...
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
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    March 22, 2006 at 8:36 am
    ^ Maybe he won`t speak at all...

    Screw him though. They make fun of everything under the sun, and Isaac Hayes cashed his pay check fully aware of all that. And only when they hit on Scientology (which is a funny "religion" to begin with) he whines & walks away.
    They frigging brought his career back from the dead. Ungrateful arse. Go make man-babies with little Tommy Cruise.

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    0verclock3d Male 13-17
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    March 22, 2006 at 8:37 am
    I never really liked Chef. He wasn`t very funny at all IMO.
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    Stimpy1993 Male 13-17
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    March 22, 2006 at 8:41 am
    I thought that it would be funnier.
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    spindlewv Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 9:23 am
    I agree with Overclock3d, Chef`s role as a character was to be a "sage" character that the kids were supposed to talk to and get advice, which would usually be vague enough to have them make the wrong assumptions and go in the wrong direction. Some of his songs were funny though, although they would only play about 30 seconds of them, so it was easy enough to be humorous.
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    damurfdog Female 13-17
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    March 22, 2006 at 10:11 am
    lol, you know that was edited
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    drzm Male 13-17
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    March 22, 2006 at 10:40 am
    dont watch south park so i couldnt give a rats ass
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    00_heaven Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 12:19 pm
    ^^ Your a bit of a prat then really when the post topic clearly says South Park in the title yet you still post. if your going to post something at least make it worth while to read. its just taking up space.
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    realblender Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 12:34 pm
    so is this, HAHAHAHA

    sorry

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    Juicy__Lucy Female 13-17
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    March 22, 2006 at 12:35 pm
    awww, I think that Issac Hayes made a big mistake leaving South Park. He was fine making fun of Christianity and Jews so all of a sudden it makes fun of him and he goes OTT and quits.
    What a stupid and spiteful thing to do.
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    Strongbadia7 Female 13-17
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    March 22, 2006 at 12:39 pm
    I`m going to miss chef, but IMHO I think that he is whiny and deserves any ripping he gets from South Park. Also, Scientology is MADE to make fun of! A whole bunch of mega-stars following a `religion` made up by a mediocre Science Fiction writer? Come on!

    Also, could Tom Cruise BE a bigger idiot? I hate him so much!

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    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
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    March 22, 2006 at 1:11 pm
    All Hail the Church of the Doughnut!
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    kmdavis85 Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 1:14 pm
    I`m sure the South Park guys have -plenty- of previously recorded tape of Isaac Hayes that they can use for future episodes. Just splice it together.
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    rederon Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 1:15 pm
    Issac Hayes didn`t really quit because of Scientology. He had a stroke.

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,1884...

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    desert_rose Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 1:16 pm
    Indeed, what he said ^^
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    timguy1980 Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 2:14 pm
    Sorry to say this Rederon but nowhere in that Article did it say he quite the show because he had a stroke, So as of right now until Mr. Hayes Speaks up for himself in a statement, in no way can you believe any other story other than what his PR reps have already stated.
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    timguy1980 Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 2:27 pm
    Oh and Also you have to look at the Author of this article, He is just one voice who is speking for a bunch of people he will not mention (My Source, a Friend of Mr. Hayes.. Blah Blah Blah). The article only states he had a stroke, and still does not give an answer for his reason for quiting. You may want to read the article again and use a little more of the comprehensive reading skills we all were taught in the third grade rederon. before you post a link to a bogus article.
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    PrKitty Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 2:56 pm
    deaf_woman, you got it. I agree so much. This is sad and funny.
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 3:09 pm
    man that made me laugh. this whole thing is funny.
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    DeeBack008 Male 13-17
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    March 22, 2006 at 3:14 pm
    he probabaly quit for a while because it was a STROKE, cmon ppl, wouldnt u quit if u suffered a stroke
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    MikePiano Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 3:32 pm
    i dont know what the big deal is...if the guy quit the guy quit WHATEVER!
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    heartagram86 Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 4:10 pm
    MikePiano... Its the fact that he quit, supposidly, because they insulted his way of life yet it was cool all the years before that when he made fun of Jews, Christians and everything else. He is a hypocrit if that is, indeed the reason he quit and that is why its a "big deal".
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    desert_rose Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 4:18 pm
    of course you quit if youve had a stroke, it can completly destroy the way you talk.

    Strokes can do all sorts of damage.

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    LaChica Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 5:24 pm
    wait im confused on the comericals for new south park they said CHEF IS BACK

    funny clip though

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    kennapea Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 5:49 pm
    funny how no one said anything about him having a stroke until after people called him hypocritical.
    if he did have a stroke and it is the reason he quit, that`s unfortunate.
    but if he quit because the show made fun of his religion, well...scientology is unfortunate, as well.
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    Micro_opolis Male 13-17
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    March 22, 2006 at 5:55 pm
    haha pretty great
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    theshark350 Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 6:01 pm
    whatever
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    mt1045 Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 6:14 pm
    lol
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    master-gamer Male 13-17
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    March 22, 2006 at 6:48 pm
    i think that is a better job for him
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    kungfu_sage Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 7:06 pm
    it`s just one of those hollywood things, remember when kabala was the big thing, like a week ago. scientology is a little more entertaining though, I must admit.
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    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
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    March 22, 2006 at 7:34 pm
    Crazy cult! I just made a search over this Scientology Crapy Cult, because of the Isaak Hayes thing and the stoping of the retransmition of the South Park chapter that makes fun of it; It is actually truth that this cult believe in aliens an a lot of Crazy Sh it talking about an over lord called "Xenu". And they believe that the human bodies are full with alien spirits and a lot of carzy poo like that! How pathetic tom Cruise or any other actor or people have to be to fall for that crazy Shi t!!!!??? STUPID!
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    canadagirl78 Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 8:41 pm
    I guess his `stroke` is what caused him to say, and I quote:

    "I cannot continue to portray such intolerance and bigotry."

    Isaac sucks

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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 9:37 pm
    -Crazy cult! I just made a search over this Scientology Crapy Cult, because of the Isaak Hayes thing and the stoping of the retransmition of the South Park chapter that makes fun of it; It is actually truth that this cult believe in aliens an a lot of Crazy Sh it talking about an over lord called "Xenu". And they believe that the human bodies are full with alien spirits and a lot of carzy poo like that! How pathetic tom Cruise or any other actor or people have to be to fall for that crazy Shi t!!!!??? STUPID!-

    Yeah...all true. But it`s the only cul-- religion that you get brownie points in for spending loads of cash instead of being a morally acceptable person . If I was rich I`d say I believed in it, too.

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    calliope1779 Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2006 at 10:37 pm
    I just saw the episode that aired tonight and if you watch it carefully it pretty much clears everything up. Not exactly a nice resolution, but at least we know where everybody stands.
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    theshark350 Male 18-29
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    March 23, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    ^yep

    "we shouldn`t hate chef, we should hate the fruity little club that scrambled his brains"(something like that)

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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
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    March 23, 2006 at 5:33 pm
    Pretty funny how they did a take on the scientology episode too ralmfao...God that was hilarious.
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    rap2dat2001 Male 13-17
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    March 23, 2006 at 7:11 pm
    Wow what a demotion.
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    1234567gh Male 13-17
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    April 26, 2006 at 6:52 pm
    that was good but pretty boring
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    gmedra03 Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2006 at 1:33 am
    South Park makes fun of every single race and religion but they went WAY too far for Issac Hayes when they start talking about scientology? C`mon

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