Engrish Menus

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago Funny
http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order.php

Mistakes on menus in Asian restaurants.
There are 59 comments:
Male 991
Papsi! XDD I almost died.
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Male 146
replace "drat" with a word that rhymes with "duck" and starts with an "f"...
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Male 146
lol "drat the salt(beutiful pole) duck chin" hahahaha wtf! that too funny dam engrish
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Male 3,631
I wonder what their Fortune-Cookies look like...
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Male 3,631
I think I`m going to join J&J in that bowl of theirs... then we can munch on some cowboy-leg and carbon burns the mussel on fried lake.
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Female 230
"sweet and sour bone in fragrant spinach" heh i wonder what that tastes like=)
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Male 72
the chinese are just trying to please the english speaking population of their city. not that funny after 5th one.
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Male 1,725
lol f-u-c-k the salt (beautiful pole) duck chin

lol thats awesome

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Male 158
lol ill have a cowboy leg with some retchup and sprit. XD
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Male 429
that must be the funniest thing i`ve seen in a looooooong time...
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Female 2,244
What`s with the cowboy legs.
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Female 97
Coca Coca... heh.
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Male 15
*laughing* Try the second link and read the comments for explanations ...
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Female 200
[quote]On 3/10/2006 3:55:55 PM violingirl77 wrote: ill have: Sydney and white tree fungus braise pig heart Gold silver lotus root silk fries shrimp fcuks Fcuk the salt( beautiful pole) duck chin Carbon burns black bowel lol[/quote]
Hahaha! Grarl sauce seems nice too.. so does bcabe muscle.
And red date silk tube-shaped container steams frog!
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Male 114
With the "Kung Fu" ones, I can just see Bo-bo-bo yelling those out for attack moves.
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Female 289
Very amusing! Hehehe! Cashew Not anyone?
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Female 882
i cant think what fcuk could be translated from.
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Female 141
lmao..."rape in every form"
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Female 879
um, I didnt think that would be funny, and it TOTALLY was
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Male 299
I`d prefer a Dr. Papper
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Female 585
Sorry I can`t stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 243
*munches on Cowboy Leg*
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Male 279
reminds me of english talk... in england of course, they say weird stuff like toad in the hole and stuff like that like wtf! just say what youre going to say! grass flies slippery around the grasshopper who is taking a shower with his uncle... mmmkkay
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Male 602
that looks very photoshopped a guy would tell the waiter somethig was wrong
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Male 528
Ill take some living pig intestines, and a cowboy leg for the youngin.
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Female 7
Yes, I`d like the... "Fragrant spring onion sauce explodescow son."
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Female 328
Engrish mistakes are funny but they get old pretty quickly...engrish.com is FULL of this stuff, all real. These are great for a chuckle though.
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Female 275
And gcxj220, I can`t tell if you`re kidding about the duck thing.
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Female 275
It`s funny, but every picture looks photoshopped.
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Male 994
They traded Sprit for Spirits? But I don`t want any alchohol!
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Female 1,944
omg im reading all of these comments and i cant belive it!! this was so dum!
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Male 25
omg thats so damn funny. every form rape. lol. omg, lol
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Female 1,784
little to long to read but funny
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Male 616
"Rape every form". There actually is a vegetable called rape used commonly in Asia. Looks like spinach.

"Big bowl gold mushroom Cowboy meat" is probably lamb or cow meat with mushrooms.

"fu.ck the salt duck chin" means just that. A duck comes to your table and performs oral on you.

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Female 572
we went to a cantonese restaurant once and ordered fried apple for dessert but got pineapple :) it was nice anyway.
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Female 1,426
ill have:
Sydney and white tree fungus braise pig heart
Gold silver lotus root silk fries shrimp fcuks
Fcuk the salt( beautiful pole) duck chin
Carbon burns black bowel

lol

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Female 395
Hummm after reading those menus , not very hungry :/ yukkkkkkkkeeeeee !!!
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Male 1,225
Let`s hope the stars of BBM don`t go there... "I`ll hold him down and you can cut off his leg"
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Male 98
"Good to eat Mountain"
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Male 1,586
I always like to order Dog Drop Soup and Twice Conviced Pork.
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Male 2,720
Love that stuff. It`s funny because it`s true!
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Female 289
Yeah, it wasn`t as amazing as others "www.engrish.com", but I don`t think I would order "every form rape", it just doesn`t seem safe.
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Male 951
yeah, not that funny. seen plenty of engrish (& commentary) that`s way funnier.
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Male 943
not that funny
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Male 1,011
at least they tried hard...lol should never discourage someone though!

even though I personally think spoken engrish is quite cute!

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Female 47
haha too funny... reminds me when i was in corfu and this greek guy kept shouting `please buy sexy dohnuts` no one bought them though.
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Female 412
ahaha i`m reading the chinese as well and I kinda understand why they translated it like that.
They probably used a dictionary and just did it word for word ^^;
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Male 207
Friday, March 10, 2006 6:50:00 AM
^^^^Idiot^^^ Looks like they`re too cheap to hire a good translator. I`d be embarrassed to own a restaurant like that... "Slippery meat in kings vegetable pillar...Fragrent bone of garlic in strange flavor...or how about some; Fragrent flies around the cocouat wood? Who would ever want to order that? Yuck...

you calling me an idot?

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Female 153
I seriously could not stop laughing. I wouldnt eat there, I would take my friends and just have them sit down, order a coca coca and read the menus. Then get some food that makes sense!
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Male 608
^^^^Idiot^^^ Looks like they`re too cheap to hire a good translator. I`d be embarrassed to own a restaurant like that... "Slippery meat in kings vegetable pillar...Fragrent bone of garlic in strange flavor...or how about some; Fragrent flies around the cocouat wood? Who would ever want to order that? Yuck... :-P
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Male 2,567
LOL they translate it too literally =.=
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Male 150
Excuse me waiter, do you happen to have `cowgirl leg` as well?
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Male 641
I`m thinking that I want to sample the "Rape Every Form".
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Male 207
LOL

2nd picture really means Roast Chicken just, burn is the same word:D

COWBOY LEG! Hilarious, that`s the literal translation, it means the meat of a Young Calf, Prime Beef?

Ok there`s too much to translate lol

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Female 134
When I was in Bali, mushrooms were `mashrooms` and a cordon bleu (sp?) was a `gordon blue`...I thought that was pretty funny.
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Male 59
LMAO!! Funniest thing ive seen in a loooong time!!
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Male 2,519
Oh dear. This is actually quite common. They just translate it directly word by word.
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Male 161
awesome, I want Cowboy leg
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Male 10,115
Link: Engrish Menus [Rate Link] - Mistakes on menus in Asian restaurants.
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