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Date: 03/10/06 02:25 AM

59 Responses to Engrish Menus

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    buddy Male 30-39
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    March 10, 2006 at 1:03 am
    Link: Engrish Menus - Mistakes on menus in Asian restaurants.
  2. Profile photo of Schlinger
    Schlinger Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2006 at 2:27 am
    awesome, I want Cowboy leg
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    YouG Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2006 at 2:34 am
    Oh dear. This is actually quite common. They just translate it directly word by word.
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    lordofthepie Male 13-17
    59 posts
    March 10, 2006 at 2:46 am
    LMAO!! Funniest thing ive seen in a loooong time!!
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    TeganRed Female 18-29
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    March 10, 2006 at 4:30 am
    When I was in Bali, mushrooms were `mashrooms` and a cordon bleu (sp?) was a `gordon blue`...I thought that was pretty funny.
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    mashimaro_1 Male 13-17
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    March 10, 2006 at 4:35 am
    LOL

    2nd picture really means Roast Chicken just, burn is the same word:D

    COWBOY LEG! Hilarious, that`s the literal translation, it means the meat of a Young Calf, Prime Beef?

    Ok there`s too much to translate lol

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    Aphecks Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2006 at 4:35 am
    I`m thinking that I want to sample the "Rape Every Form".
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    lan_laiho Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2006 at 5:41 am
    Excuse me waiter, do you happen to have `cowgirl leg` as well?
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    notapervert Male 13-17
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    March 10, 2006 at 5:52 am
    LOL they translate it too literally =.=
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    Mr.knowItAll Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2006 at 6:50 am
    ^^^^Idiot^^^ Looks like they`re too cheap to hire a good translator. I`d be embarrassed to own a restaurant like that... "Slippery meat in kings vegetable pillar...Fragrent bone of garlic in strange flavor...or how about some; Fragrent flies around the cocouat wood? Who would ever want to order that? Yuck... :-P
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    mylovedied Female 18-29
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    March 10, 2006 at 7:07 am
    I seriously could not stop laughing. I wouldnt eat there, I would take my friends and just have them sit down, order a coca coca and read the menus. Then get some food that makes sense!
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    mashimaro_1 Male 13-17
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    March 10, 2006 at 7:14 am
    Friday, March 10, 2006 6:50:00 AM
    ^^^^Idiot^^^ Looks like they`re too cheap to hire a good translator. I`d be embarrassed to own a restaurant like that... "Slippery meat in kings vegetable pillar...Fragrent bone of garlic in strange flavor...or how about some; Fragrent flies around the cocouat wood? Who would ever want to order that? Yuck...

    you calling me an idot?

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    Yushi Female 18-29
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    March 10, 2006 at 7:29 am
    ahaha i`m reading the chinese as well and I kinda understand why they translated it like that.
    They probably used a dictionary and just did it word for word ^^;
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    leliorising Female 18-29
    47 posts
    March 10, 2006 at 7:38 am
    haha too funny... reminds me when i was in corfu and this greek guy kept shouting `please buy sexy dohnuts` no one bought them though.
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    Norris Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2006 at 7:40 am
    at least they tried hard...lol should never discourage someone though!

    even though I personally think spoken engrish is quite cute!

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    ajr2006 Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2006 at 7:54 am
    not that funny
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    fk Male 70 & Over
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    March 10, 2006 at 8:25 am
    yeah, not that funny. seen plenty of engrish (& commentary) that`s way funnier.
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    dani_chick Female 18-29
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    March 10, 2006 at 9:47 am
    Yeah, it wasn`t as amazing as others "www.engrish.com", but I don`t think I would order "every form rape", it just doesn`t seem safe.
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
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    March 10, 2006 at 10:15 am
    Love that stuff. It`s funny because it`s true!
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    Enohead Male 40-49
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    March 10, 2006 at 12:03 pm
    I always like to order Dog Drop Soup and Twice Conviced Pork.
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    Cyper Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2006 at 1:13 pm
    "Good to eat Mountain"
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    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2006 at 2:58 pm
    Let`s hope the stars of BBM don`t go there... "I`ll hold him down and you can cut off his leg"
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    mysticrose Female 40-49
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    March 10, 2006 at 3:18 pm
    Hummm after reading those menus , not very hungry :/ yukkkkkkkkeeeeee !!!
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    violingirl77 Female 13-17
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    March 10, 2006 at 3:55 pm
    ill have:
    Sydney and white tree fungus braise pig heart
    Gold silver lotus root silk fries shrimp fcuks
    Fcuk the salt( beautiful pole) duck chin
    Carbon burns black bowel

    lol

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    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    March 10, 2006 at 4:23 pm
    we went to a cantonese restaurant once and ordered fried apple for dessert but got pineapple :) it was nice anyway.
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    gcxj220 Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2006 at 5:06 pm
    "Rape every form". There actually is a vegetable called rape used commonly in Asia. Looks like spinach.

    "Big bowl gold mushroom Cowboy meat" is probably lamb or cow meat with mushrooms.

    "fu.ck the salt duck chin" means just that. A duck comes to your table and performs oral on you.

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    Lorah Female 18-29
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    March 10, 2006 at 5:52 pm
    little to long to read but funny
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    liam2015 Male 13-17
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    March 10, 2006 at 6:32 pm
    omg thats so damn funny. every form rape. lol. omg, lol
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    misscutieroo Female 18-29
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    March 10, 2006 at 6:59 pm
    omg im reading all of these comments and i cant belive it!! this was so dum!
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    sulu Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2006 at 8:15 pm
    They traded Sprit for Spirits? But I don`t want any alchohol!
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    bang_ Female 13-17
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    March 10, 2006 at 8:19 pm
    It`s funny, but every picture looks photoshopped.
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    bang_ Female 13-17
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    March 10, 2006 at 8:21 pm
    And gcxj220, I can`t tell if you`re kidding about the duck thing.
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    Juicy_Juice Female 13-17
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    March 10, 2006 at 8:54 pm
    Engrish mistakes are funny but they get old pretty quickly...engrish.com is FULL of this stuff, all real. These are great for a chuckle though.
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    candy101 Female 13-17
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    March 10, 2006 at 9:02 pm
    Yes, I`d like the... "Fragrant spring onion sauce explodescow son."
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    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    March 10, 2006 at 9:47 pm
    Ill take some living pig intestines, and a cowboy leg for the youngin.
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    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
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    March 10, 2006 at 10:41 pm
    that looks very photoshopped a guy would tell the waiter somethig was wrong
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    b3nzyme Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2006 at 10:55 pm
    reminds me of english talk... in england of course, they say weird stuff like toad in the hole and stuff like that like wtf! just say what youre going to say! grass flies slippery around the grasshopper who is taking a shower with his uncle... mmmkkay
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    Kainonis Male 18-29
    243 posts
    March 11, 2006 at 1:01 am
    *munches on Cowboy Leg*
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    JosephineHMS Female 13-17
    585 posts
    March 11, 2006 at 9:38 am
    Sorry I can`t stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    134 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    March 11, 2006 at 10:19 am
    I`d prefer a Dr. Papper
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    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    March 11, 2006 at 12:01 pm
    um, I didnt think that would be funny, and it TOTALLY was
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    babyy_yn Female 13-17
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    March 11, 2006 at 12:15 pm
    lmao..."rape in every form"
  43. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    March 11, 2006 at 3:33 pm
    i cant think what fcuk could be translated from.
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    shardonnay Female 18-29
    289 posts
    March 11, 2006 at 5:12 pm
    Very amusing! Hehehe! Cashew Not anyone?
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    Eva_unit01 Male 13-17
    114 posts
    March 11, 2006 at 11:49 pm
    With the "Kung Fu" ones, I can just see Bo-bo-bo yelling those out for attack moves.
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    Lynn_19 Female 18-29
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    March 12, 2006 at 12:18 am
    On 3/10/2006 3:55:55 PM violingirl77 wrote: ill have: Sydney and white tree fungus braise pig heart Gold silver lotus root silk fries shrimp fcuks Fcuk the salt( beautiful pole) duck chin Carbon burns black bowel lol
    Hahaha! Grarl sauce seems nice too.. so does bcabe muscle.
    And red date silk tube-shaped container steams frog!
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    dericon Male 40-49
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    March 12, 2006 at 12:45 am
    *laughing* Try the second link and read the comments for explanations ...
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    Aetrie Female 18-29
    97 posts
    March 12, 2006 at 1:20 pm
    Coca Coca... heh.
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2006 at 1:15 am
    What`s with the cowboy legs.
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    theshark350 Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2006 at 12:35 pm
    that must be the funniest thing i`ve seen in a looooooong time...
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    Izzy67 Male 13-17
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    March 13, 2006 at 9:26 pm
    lol ill have a cowboy leg with some retchup and sprit. XD
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    klkl Male 13-17
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    March 13, 2006 at 10:01 pm
    lol f-u-c-k the salt (beautiful pole) duck chin

    lol thats awesome

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    JunkMaster Male 13-17
    72 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 1:12 am
    the chinese are just trying to please the english speaking population of their city. not that funny after 5th one.
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    llamakilla0 Female 13-17
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    April 9, 2006 at 10:32 pm
    "sweet and sour bone in fragrant spinach" heh i wonder what that tastes like=)
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    Suicism Male 18-29
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    September 7, 2006 at 2:20 pm
    I think I`m going to join J&J in that bowl of theirs... then we can munch on some cowboy-leg and carbon burns the mussel on fried lake.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2006 at 11:01 pm
    I wonder what their Fortune-Cookies look like...
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    mushslipvayn Male 13-17
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    February 3, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    lol "drat the salt(beutiful pole) duck chin" hahahaha wtf! that too funny dam engrish
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    mushslipvayn Male 13-17
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    February 3, 2007 at 1:18 pm
    replace "drat" with a word that rhymes with "duck" and starts with an "f"...
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    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
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    December 30, 2007 at 3:31 am
    Papsi! XDD I almost died.

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