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Date: 03/25/06 02:06 AM

42 Responses to Dick Cheney`s Demands

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 25, 2006 at 12:06 am
    Link: Dick Cheney`s Demands - When traveling, these are all the things he requires in his room.
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    iAMzach Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2006 at 2:32 am
    thats not too bad...at least he dosnt ask for like "only the yellow m&m`s" or somthing extreme like that...
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    Overmann Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2006 at 2:53 am
    "All Televisions tuned to Fox News"? Holy crap! No wonder he`s so delusional.
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    mjsmoose Male 18-29
    96 posts
    March 25, 2006 at 3:11 am
    On 3/25/2006 3:06:36 AM chestertheje wrote: um...Wow...Man...Canada is way better than the states. Someone in Canada would never make up some list like this!
    Don`t be so naive, I`m sure most high level politicians and celebrities have lists like this, no matter if its in the US or Canada.

    And this is a fairly reasonable list.

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    capcad Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2006 at 3:32 am
    A few years ago, I read about a celeb who only wanted clear ice cubes. He didn`t want any of the ice cubes to have a "cloudy" tint to them. Whatever, give me a bed and remote please.
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    Zody Female 18-29
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    March 25, 2006 at 3:48 am
    The list really wasn`t that demanding.

    I suppose the "all lights turned on" thing is for security. Other than that the only really odd thing is the tv stations being turned to FOX news.

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    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2006 at 4:15 am
    That didnt seem too unreasonable at all. Its not him demanding these, his people probably ask him "is there anything you`d like upon arrival?"
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
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    March 25, 2006 at 5:06 am
    That really wasn`t too strange at all. Most of this stuff is already in the room- like the bed, carafe and the temp is usually at 68-70. I wouldn`t expect the VP to be hiking over to the ice machine in his skivvies, like most VIP customers at 4-5 star hotels, this would be done prior to arrival.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    March 25, 2006 at 8:18 am
    Yeah, I hate to say anything positive about the man at all, but this really is a reasonable list. And, as lolakitty72 said, it`s not like most of this stuff isn`t in there already.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    March 25, 2006 at 8:20 am
    ...woops, forgot to mention that, as far as having the TV on FoxNEWS, I`m guessing that if I had a TV channel that catered to my every whim, I`d want to tune it in 24/7, as well. ;-)
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    bram Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2006 at 9:09 am
    Yeah, this list is very reasonable. Most of the celebrity ones I read are at least a couple pages long and have really strange demands in them.
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    SammyFrank Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2006 at 9:12 am
    a) proves fox news is slanted toward bush (murdock is an a$$), b) no caffeine for his weak ticker, and c) sparkling water - wtf? Me on the other hand, my list would kick ass..
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    browndog1981 Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2006 at 9:46 am
    Who cares what the fat kid wants
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2006 at 10:42 am
    Yeah...the list is a lot funnier with Steven Colbert making jokes while reading it.
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    TheHeathen Female 30-39
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    March 25, 2006 at 11:02 am
    On 3/25/2006 9:46:32 AM browndog1981 wrote: Who cares what the fat kid wants

    My sentiments exactly.

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    Anchorless Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2006 at 11:16 am
    It is forged. It isn`t even on the correct letterhead. The best part is the moron canadian above making delusional statements.
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    Heruur Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2006 at 11:18 am
    ARGH! that pi*ses me off!
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    snottydyck Male 40-49
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    March 25, 2006 at 12:28 pm
    quite modest and resonable
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    buddy Male 30-39
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    March 25, 2006 at 1:06 pm
    Private bath!? He can use the communial bath like the rest of the hotel guests. What a primadonna.
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    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    March 25, 2006 at 1:16 pm
    CHENEY IS FAT AND HE SUCKS
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    emoperson247 Female 13-17
    147 posts
    March 25, 2006 at 2:13 pm
    cheney got shot....rofl.....wait was it cheney....i 4got.....o well..... y do americans hate canadians so much? i hate canadians but i hate evry1....so yeah.... CANADIANS SUCK LEAVES!!! no offence. i hate everyone....rofl
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    ChickenMan Male 13-17
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    March 25, 2006 at 2:46 pm
    On 3/25/2006 2:53:36 AM Overmann wrote: "All Televisions tuned to Fox News"? Holy crap! No wonder he`s so delusional.

    So why is Fox News so bad? Its the only freaking news channel that presents both sides of the issue.

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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    March 25, 2006 at 3:55 pm
    Yes Chickenman, and pigs may fly out of my ass at any moment...wait, yep, there`s one now! :-)
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    theshark350 Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2006 at 4:05 pm
    big deal...
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    SnowWolf Female 13-17
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    March 25, 2006 at 4:15 pm
    I was expecting a list full of unreasonable demands that would be almost impossible to meet.
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    kmdavis85 Female 18-29
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    March 25, 2006 at 5:30 pm
    Wow, diet caffeine free sprite...what a wild man.
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    KnightmareOH Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2006 at 5:57 pm
    Yea certainly is a rugged outdoorsman winging it in the wild... or hes a sissy girl, cant decide.
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    dani_chick Female 18-29
    290 posts
    March 25, 2006 at 6:10 pm
    Owch, whats it with the Canadian hate? The list wasn`t that unreasonable. I would`ve asked for a lot more.
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    dani_chick Female 18-29
    290 posts
    March 25, 2006 at 6:10 pm
    whats is*
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    cutbullocks Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2006 at 8:29 pm
    those arent bad at all... wats wrong with fox btw? (i get all my news from the daily show tho so i wouldnt know)
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    celticzaida Female 13-17
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    March 25, 2006 at 8:33 pm
    So why is Fox News so bad? Its the only freaking news channel that presents both sides of the issue.

    Heh. Heh.

    Wait, are you being serious?

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    tricon Male 18-29
    147 posts
    March 26, 2006 at 12:02 am
    Theres only lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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    Anchorless Male 18-29
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    March 26, 2006 at 10:56 am
    I don`t think there is a single news channel that shows both sides to the story.
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    jimbodahobo Male 13-17
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    March 26, 2006 at 12:45 pm
    CNN-Liberal
    MSNBC-Liberal
    FOX-Conservative
    CSPAN-Liberal
    Daily show(making fun of the news but still news)-Liberal
    Face it there are no balanced news stations they all have an agenda and a slanted view anyone who says differently is from that party and shouldnt be listend to
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    ChickenMan Male 13-17
    250 posts
    March 26, 2006 at 2:33 pm
    Well then, why is FOX the ONLY newschannel that gets rammed for having a slanted news?

    Every other channel can get as liberal as they want, but noone complains about them.

    (I still believe that since every other channel is liberal, its so out of the norm to have a channel that shows a slight conservative POV, that people automatically label it as "Conservative")

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    ChickenMan Male 13-17
    250 posts
    March 26, 2006 at 2:33 pm
    On 3/25/2006 5:57:03 PM KnightmareOH wrote: Yea certainly is a rugged outdoorsman winging it in the wild... or hes a sissy girl, cant decide.

    He has a heart problem.

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    tinky10675 Male 30-39
    170 posts
    March 26, 2006 at 4:08 pm
    that was totaly lame and boring!
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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
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    March 26, 2006 at 5:33 pm
    I bet he shoots the guys if they dont meet up with the demands
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    Indigo_M Male 18-29
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    March 26, 2006 at 5:45 pm
    All televisions tuned to FoxNews.

    So? I`d request the same thing if I was VP. Apparently, Cheney prefers the news channel that doesn`t attack him every day.

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    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    March 26, 2006 at 8:33 pm
    FOX is a Bush-humping tv channel.
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    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    March 27, 2006 at 12:31 am
    To Chickenman: Firstly, I can only relate why I dislike Fox News, and that`s because they claim to be "fair and balanced" while blatantly (though probably not in your eyes) being otherwise.

    Secondly, people *do* complain about the prevailing liberal bias in the media, all the time. I for one have long since converted to C-Span because they have no agenda, liberal or otherwise.

    Thirdly, there`s nothing "slight" about Fox News` conservative bias. People fed Fox News since Day 1 may not realize it, but the bias is in plain slight.

    To jimbodahobo: Please oblige me and explain in what way(s) C-Span is liberal, in your eyes.

    To Indigo_M: So, being told exactly what one wants to hear is better than having an informed opinion about world events? Is being appeased by a prejudiced media outlet better than sacrificing personal happiness and focusing on the serious issues of the world? As a powerful person in government, Cheney can`t afford to be this negligent.

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    abcdman2 Male 13-17
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    March 27, 2006 at 2:32 pm
    cheney got shot....rofl.....wait was it cheney....i 4got.....o well..... y do americans hate canadians so much? i hate canadians but i hate evry1....so yeah....

    Dude, Cheney is the one that shot somebody, he didnt get shot.

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