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Date: 03/02/06 02:20 AM

86 Responses to Christina Aguilera`s Dress

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 1:44 am
    Link: Christina Aguilera`s Dress - She must use tape or something is my guess.
  2. Profile photo of Surrysounds
    Surrysounds Male 18-29
    118 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 2:32 am
    Must use magnets. No idea what she`s saying, but she`s still looking good.
  3. Profile photo of dragon91
    dragon91 Male 18-29
    295 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 2:42 am
    O dang i was hoping for a wardrobe malfunctions.:(

    Anyways as forhow that stays in place I belive they use hairspray or something like it. It basicly makes the skin sticky/tacky enoughto hold things inplace. Any type of tape would probably show up to easy.

    ~dragon~

  4. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 2:46 am
    She`s so frikkin hot! Very easy on the eyes.
  5. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 2:52 am
    Argh I Hate This Ho. She Probably Would Use That Special Tape Specially Made For These Kind Of Dresses. I Wouldn`t Rely Just On Hairspray! I`d be Too Scared.
  6. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 4:28 am
    It`s double sided tape- kinda like clear first aid tape...although some designers use crazy glue...like on Cher`s Oscar get-up about 20 yrs ago
  7. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 4:59 am
    ehhh
  8. Profile photo of k8vz
    k8vz Female 18-29
    122 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 6:50 am
    Why bother wearing anything at all. Looks like she just draped her bedsheet around her neck.
  9. Profile photo of sweetpeachy1
    sweetpeachy1 Female 30-39
    552 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 7:44 am
    ^sure does i got one of those dresses on my bed and it doesnt cost a dime i bet she paid big money for it too
  10. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 8:55 am
    Oh, Christina. You magnificent skank.
  11. Profile photo of bucketofGold
    bucketofGold Female 18-29
    35 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 9:21 am
    I hate her. I had no idea she was smart enough to speak French. And they probably used tape. They have tape that they make especially for dresses like these.
  12. Profile photo of obe
    obe Female 18-29
    99 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 9:30 am
    "I had no idea she was smart enough to speak French."

    Naw, she was prolly choached the few words that she actually did speak and had no idea what they meant. she was laughing at everything the other guy said. she was nervous and had no idea what was going on. XD

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    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 9:34 am
    still very sexy
  14. Profile photo of gowidaflo
    gowidaflo Female 18-29
    154 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 9:38 am
    right.
  15. Profile photo of NiGHTS13
    NiGHTS13 Female 13-17
    205 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 9:47 am
    Uhhhhh...no
  16. Profile photo of Pestilence17
    Pestilence17 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 10:15 am
    Uhhhhh... yea
  17. Profile photo of NiGHTS13
    NiGHTS13 Female 13-17
    205 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 10:20 am
    Uhhhhh...no
  18. Profile photo of fazza
    fazza Male 13-17
    19 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 10:23 am
    no offence to the canadians but i don`t like the french language
  19. Profile photo of skinneechik
    skinneechik Female 30-39
    82 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 10:27 am
    She looks good but she needs to let up on the spray on tan! She looks like a very overdone baked potato.
  20. Profile photo of erss68
    erss68 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 10:45 am
    This is an old clip, she is not so tan now and is in the glamorous mode now. She looked like a huge skank, but is very beautiful now.
  21. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 10:52 am
    What a skank.

    Don`t stand upwind from this witch. You`ll catch the clap.

  22. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 10:56 am
    Thank God for double sided tape. That could have been disastrous.
  23. Profile photo of fk
    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 11:04 am
    Definitely skank. It`s wafting all the way here over the internet.
  24. Profile photo of gcxj220
    gcxj220 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 11:31 am
    I`d still hit it. Mmm...skank...
  25. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 11:57 am
    GET OFF METACAFE!
  26. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 12:20 pm
    You can now find that dress on ebay. Complete with skank-juice stains.
  27. Profile photo of VB05
    VB05 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 12:25 pm
    French is an annoying language.
  28. Profile photo of pumpie2
    pumpie2 Female 13-17
    294 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 12:32 pm
    wow that guy had crazy hair lol.she prob used tape . i can smell the skank fro here .....ergh....
  29. Profile photo of krazykyle
    krazykyle Male 13-17
    451 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    are you girls jealous... you are all knocking her... shes still very attractive
  30. Profile photo of tambourine33
    tambourine33 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 12:42 pm
    Ooh. Christina Aguilera semi naked and talking French......Bougala!
  31. Profile photo of xXkimXx
    xXkimXx Female 18-29
    415 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 1:05 pm
    Yup it`s called "Tit Tape" (and that is it`s proper name) tape made to hold your dress up! Or hold you in ... And besides - WHY DO I WANT TO SEE CHRISTINA AGUILERA`S DRESS???? She`s a dick.
  32. Profile photo of drzm
    drzm Male 13-17
    233 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 1:15 pm
    damn sexay
  33. Profile photo of drgnfire
    drgnfire Male 18-29
    531 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 1:17 pm
    shes hot but did any1 see the 500 pound suplex clip afer that? the WWE ring imploded from the impact of the big show hitting the mat!! omfg that was awsome!!!
  34. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 1:34 pm
    The tape they use for those kind of dresses is actually toupee tape. It`s a SUPER strong double sided tape that will only come off with a special kind of adhesive remover. Remember a couple of years ago when Jennifer Lopez wore that green dress that looked like it was about ready to come off? Everyone was wondering how she kept it up. She used that toupee glue. One of our friends is a beautician and she specializes in toupees. She told us that.
  35. Profile photo of mcfly_lover
    mcfly_lover Female 13-17
    321 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 1:51 pm
    God , I hate it when people think dresses like these are `cool` , I mean , she looks like shes just got a sheet and draped it round her neck , its so wierd , I wonder what she was thinking when she agreed to wear that dress!
  36. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 2:45 pm
    The smaller a dress is, the cooler it is. I really don`t care about the fashion aspect.
  37. Profile photo of b3nzyme
    b3nzyme Male 18-29
    279 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 2:48 pm
    u know what ive noticed something. every time we post a famous female here on i-am-bored.com (actually anywhere) 90% of the females comment on how they hate her (whoever it may be) and they think shes a ho and all that. but that`s everywhere. you don`t see guys typing about how much they hate famous men celebrities.

    i think it all boils down to one thing... females are jealous of hotter females. the end

  38. Profile photo of Killbot2000
    Killbot2000 Male 18-29
    124 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 3:00 pm
    "It`s like I`m wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all..."
  39. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 3:42 pm
    Hell yeah, there`s nothing in nature to compare to woman vs. woman.

    Scary poo when the claws come out.

  40. Profile photo of mizdup
    mizdup Female 18-29
    187 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 4:04 pm
    Amen b3nzyme... i think i may b the first to say that christina is hoooottttt!!!!one second til i pick my jaw up off the ground
  41. Profile photo of k8vz
    k8vz Female 18-29
    122 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 4:08 pm
    Show me a gorgeous woman and I`ll check her out like everyone else, but Christina.......pure skank.
  42. Profile photo of FRANCESUX
    FRANCESUX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 4:24 pm
    my old college roommates went to highschool with her; they said she hit on everyone and smelled like hotdogs.
  43. Profile photo of korvus
    korvus Male 18-29
    133 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 4:32 pm
    I bet that she uses magnets and not tape, think about it, That way she would give some use to her n1pple piercings :-D
  44. Profile photo of KCN0113
    KCN0113 Male 18-29
    182 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 4:37 pm
    that dirty skank, how disgusting - that`s not attractive in the least bit. and francesux, that`s pretty cool, now you have PROOF that she`s a dirty skank!!
  45. Profile photo of beernotbombs
    beernotbombs Male 18-29
    144 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 5:46 pm
    she cant sing she cant act and cant thing...her only redeeming feature is the fact that she`s a complete slut....I like sluts....it means I have a 1 in 1,000,000 instead of a 1,000,000,000....drating good girls I hate you. -sluts rule
  46. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 6:07 pm
    you must be some pathetic unnatractive slob for your odds to be that poor...
  47. Profile photo of IceErines
    IceErines Female 18-29
    120 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 6:17 pm
    ^^lol. Hey- I am a chick and I didn`t call her a skank. In fact, there are alot of so called `good` girls who are much skankier then she is. She never lied about being a virgin...*wink wink* and she never said she was a-sexual either. Why is a woman a skank if she dresses to show her beauty? Why are we so judegemental towards our own sex? ARG.
    *and this concludes our episode of Oprah*
  48. Profile photo of SirWheaton
    SirWheaton Male 13-17
    201 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 6:21 pm
    hot!
  49. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 6:26 pm
    I`ll bet she smells like bologna, tuna, and baby powder, the disgusting skank.

    And I`m not a woman. She`s a skank, period.

  50. Profile photo of beernotbombs
    beernotbombs Male 18-29
    144 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 6:30 pm
    you must be some pathetic unnatractive slob for your odds to be that poor..."
    Oh YEah....and iceErines is right , the differance between "goodgirls" and "sluts" s sluts are honest and not nearly as neurotic, look , I;m retarded if a girl says No given all the hype I assume she means "no" not "make every part of my body wet and tingley"if she wants that she doesint have to say anything, a slut will go along,a good girl will say "no" to save face...hopeing you ignore her......You know what just completly disregaurd that....i have no idea what I`m talking about, I just perfer people who are forthright and honest

  51. Profile photo of IHeartJesus
    IHeartJesus Female 18-29
    215 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 6:31 pm
    I love Christina, she has an amazing voice and I wish I could look like her. That dress could definitely only be worn by someone like her.
  52. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 6:53 pm
    Anyone who is calling her a skank...just wow. Because she wears revealing clothing she`s easy, well look who got pregnant first, Britney. With a total douche bag no less. :P
  53. Profile photo of fk
    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 7:51 pm
    If your female standards revolve around EITHER Spears OR Aguilera, you have lots more serious problems than you think.
  54. Profile photo of thebeanbag
    thebeanbag Male 13-17
    74 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 8:00 pm
    That is an extremely horrid dress.
  55. Profile photo of jjcruiser13
    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 8:21 pm
    Yeah, like we haven`t seen more skin from Paris the Slut or Britney the Whore. Why is it so new that pop princess pricks show off a lot of skin?
  56. Profile photo of EOTMbassist
    EOTMbassist Male 13-17
    49 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 8:31 pm
    who cares how she did that, SHE HOT
  57. Profile photo of mcrlover89
    mcrlover89 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 8:32 pm
    Whoa, she has no idea what that guy is saying, or what she is saying herself. Hilarious, needs to cut back to at least two spray tans a day though...
  58. Profile photo of contragirl
    contragirl Female 18-29
    90 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 8:37 pm
    hmm... it was an interesting dress. I would never wear it, ever. But she is a pop star and as we all know they do/wear whatever they want. It would seem the are more prone to wearing horrid outfits though.

    On keeping the top on, they do make a glue that you spray on your skin. For my senior prom one of my friends kept her strapless dress up that way.

  59. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 9:11 pm
    "u know what ive noticed something. every time we post a famous female here on i-am-bored.com (actually anywhere) 90% of the females comment on how they hate her (whoever it may be) and they think shes a ho and all that. but that`s everywhere. you don`t see guys typing about how much they hate famous men celebrities.
    i think it all boils down to one thing... females are jealous of hotter females. the end
    "

    B3nzyme, guys treat us girls like we`re nothing but our bodies, and that with the whole media telling every woman to look a certain way because they can, makes us all feel horrible if we`re not the "hottest of the hot".

    Personally, I think she has one amazing voice, maybe the best I`ve herad, and she does have an amazing body, to today`s standards. Who knows, maybe tomorrow, fat will be the new skinny. Then christina will be ugly. It all depends on what the media tells us is cool.

  60. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 9:32 pm
    Oh Jesus, someone pass me the tissues quick!
  61. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 9:33 pm
    ...Too late.
  62. Profile photo of meter1060
    meter1060 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 9:51 pm
    i guess shes OK but i would like a woman who doesn`t have to make sure shes the prettiest person out there. COMON its not like us guys try to look hot every chance we got like jeez we`re hot or not so comon get with the pogram

    and also saying french is annoying your disrespecting Canadians AND French people

  63. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 10:06 pm
    Ahem. I`m a GUY. This witch is a skank.

    This WITCH is a skank. When will you idiots get it through your heads??

  64. Profile photo of badguy458
    badguy458 Male 18-29
    361 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 10:10 pm
    "shes hot but did any1 see the 500 pound suplex clip afer that? the WWE ring imploded from the impact of the big show hitting the mat!! omfg that was awsome!!!"

    Mark.

  65. Profile photo of lovestricken
    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 10:18 pm
    Wtf? How did it stay up??
  66. Profile photo of DeeBack008
    DeeBack008 Male 13-17
    214 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 10:19 pm
    skank, whore, slut, id hit it, jkjkjk
  67. Profile photo of joolia
    joolia Female 13-17
    272 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 10:29 pm
    Let`s burn her.
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    mashimaro_1 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 1:18 am
    KMeTG
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    222 Posts Thursday, March 02, 2006 9:32:44 PM
    Oh Jesus, someone pass me the tissues quick!

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    KMeTG
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    222 Posts Thursday, March 02, 2006 9:33:12 PM
    ...Too late.


    LMAO!

  69. Profile photo of Naoscaire
    Naoscaire Male 18-29
    571 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 2:34 pm
    Feminism is gay, GO MESOGENISM!!!
  70. Profile photo of Athorn
    Athorn Female 18-29
    263 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 3:49 pm
    am i the only one that can`t view it because it`s just three videos showing up?
  71. Profile photo of Custom_hobo
    Custom_hobo Male 13-17
    737 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 3:56 pm
    On 3/3/2006 3:49:50 PM Athorn wrote: am i the only one that can`t view it because it`s just three videos showing up?
    Same here.
  72. Profile photo of cottcandy222
    cottcandy222 Female 18-29
    195 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 4:07 pm
    I can`t watch it either.
    I like Christina, I don`t see how she`s such a big "skank." She`s gorgeous, she has an amazing voice, and she ended up marrying someone she was with for a couple years. (And he`s not a big skeezebag!) HOW IS SHE SKANKY??!?
  73. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 4:39 pm
    1) She is most definitely NOT "gorgeous." She looks like a shaved, wet poodle.

    2) She smells like Hormel potted meat and tuna.

    3) She dresses like a GD streetwalkerr.

    She`s a skank. Deal.

  74. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 5:02 pm
    What the hell do you mean "how is she skanky?"
    Watch the "Dirty" or "Drrty" or "Durrtie" - however the hell it`s misspelled - video.
    You`ll come away with the crabs. At the very least.
    Ick.
  75. Profile photo of fk
    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 5:47 pm
    LMAO at bigoldjeffry`s #2. :-D
  76. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 9:12 pm
    On 3/3/2006 3:49:50 PM Athorn wrote: am i the only one that can`t view it because it`s just three videos showing up?

    Yeah. Me too.

  77. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    March 4, 2006 at 8:31 am
    Click on one of the videos to go to the website, then enter the keyword "Christina."

    Is it me or did she look like Ms. Swan with her boobs hanging out?

  78. Profile photo of Mudginator
    Mudginator Female 18-29
    90 posts
    March 4, 2006 at 8:24 pm
    Ok, I think I dont have right software, But It wont play for me
  79. Profile photo of Mudginator
    Mudginator Female 18-29
    90 posts
    March 4, 2006 at 8:29 pm
    what site did it come from?
  80. Profile photo of soad21
    soad21 Female 13-17
    412 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 10:57 pm
    u can just imagine it on the run-way

    "now here is Ms. Aguilera with a wonderful piece of art by Martha Stewart!wut a wonderful bedsheet!" *laf*

  81. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 2:05 am
    I thought the guy was going to make the dress drop in the end. But yeah, she should have just gone naked.
  82. Profile photo of headseed
    headseed Male 70 & Over
    370 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 9:49 pm
    skankalicious
  83. Profile photo of JustAGirl16
    JustAGirl16 Female 13-17
    23 posts
    March 9, 2006 at 12:55 pm
    It`t called tit-tape.
  84. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
    582 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 8:18 pm
    doesn`t she know that if shes keeps dressing like that, her boobs r gonna sag? XD Hahaha, i`m priceless
  85. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
    962 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 2:10 am
    what a ugly skank
  86. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    March 5, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    Video doesnt work.

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