Christina Aguilera`s Dress

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago Entertainment
http://www.metacafe.com/play/73090/aguilera.asx?emailClientType=2048&timeStamp=2006-03-02%2006:03:02
She must use tape or something is my guess.
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Female 1,199
Video doesnt work.
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Male 962
what a ugly skank
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Female 582
doesn`t she know that if shes keeps dressing like that, her boobs r gonna sag? XD Hahaha, i`m priceless
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Female 23
It`t called tit-tape.
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Male 370
skankalicious
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Female 2,244
I thought the guy was going to make the dress drop in the end. But yeah, she should have just gone naked.
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Female 412
u can just imagine it on the run-way

"now here is Ms. Aguilera with a wonderful piece of art by Martha Stewart!wut a wonderful bedsheet!" *laf*

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Female 90
what site did it come from?
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Female 90
Ok, I think I dont have right software, But It wont play for me
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Female 663
Click on one of the videos to go to the website, then enter the keyword "Christina."

Is it me or did she look like Ms. Swan with her boobs hanging out?

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Male 2,519
[quote]On 3/3/2006 3:49:50 PM Athorn wrote: am i the only one that can`t view it because it`s just three videos showing up?[/quote]

Yeah. Me too.

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Male 951
LMAO at bigoldjeffry`s #2. :-D
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Male 1,586
What the hell do you mean "how is she skanky?"
Watch the "Dirty" or "Drrty" or "Durrtie" - however the hell it`s misspelled - video.
You`ll come away with the crabs. At the very least.
Ick.
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Male 594
1) She is most definitely NOT "gorgeous." She looks like a shaved, wet poodle.

2) She smells like Hormel potted meat and tuna.

3) She dresses like a GD streetwalkerr.

She`s a skank. Deal.

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Female 195
I can`t watch it either.
I like Christina, I don`t see how she`s such a big "skank." She`s gorgeous, she has an amazing voice, and she ended up marrying someone she was with for a couple years. (And he`s not a big skeezebag!) HOW IS SHE SKANKY??!?
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Male 737
[quote]On 3/3/2006 3:49:50 PM Athorn wrote: am i the only one that can`t view it because it`s just three videos showing up?[/quote]
Same here.
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Female 263
am i the only one that can`t view it because it`s just three videos showing up?
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Male 571
Feminism is gay, GO MESOGENISM!!!
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Male 207
KMeTG
Male, 18-29, Europe
222 Posts Thursday, March 02, 2006 9:32:44 PM
Oh Jesus, someone pass me the tissues quick!

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KMeTG
Male, 18-29, Europe
222 Posts Thursday, March 02, 2006 9:33:12 PM
...Too late.


LMAO!

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Female 272
Let`s burn her.
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Male 214
skank, whore, slut, id hit it, jkjkjk
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Female 712
Wtf? How did it stay up??
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Male 361
"shes hot but did any1 see the 500 pound suplex clip afer that? the WWE ring imploded from the impact of the big show hitting the mat!! omfg that was awsome!!!"

Mark.

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Male 594
Ahem. I`m a GUY. This witch is a skank.

This WITCH is a skank. When will you idiots get it through your heads??

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Male 89
i guess shes OK but i would like a woman who doesn`t have to make sure shes the prettiest person out there. COMON its not like us guys try to look hot every chance we got like jeez we`re hot or not so comon get with the pogram

and also saying french is annoying your disrespecting Canadians AND French people

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Male 1,265
...Too late.
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Male 1,265
Oh Jesus, someone pass me the tissues quick!
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Female 15,763
"u know what ive noticed something. every time we post a famous female here on i-am-bored.com (actually anywhere) 90% of the females comment on how they hate her (whoever it may be) and they think shes a ho and all that. but that`s everywhere. you don`t see guys typing about how much they hate famous men celebrities.
i think it all boils down to one thing... females are jealous of hotter females. the end
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B3nzyme, guys treat us girls like we`re nothing but our bodies, and that with the whole media telling every woman to look a certain way because they can, makes us all feel horrible if we`re not the "hottest of the hot".

Personally, I think she has one amazing voice, maybe the best I`ve herad, and she does have an amazing body, to today`s standards. Who knows, maybe tomorrow, fat will be the new skinny. Then christina will be ugly. It all depends on what the media tells us is cool.

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Female 90
hmm... it was an interesting dress. I would never wear it, ever. But she is a pop star and as we all know they do/wear whatever they want. It would seem the are more prone to wearing horrid outfits though.

On keeping the top on, they do make a glue that you spray on your skin. For my senior prom one of my friends kept her strapless dress up that way.

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Female 7
Whoa, she has no idea what that guy is saying, or what she is saying herself. Hilarious, needs to cut back to at least two spray tans a day though...
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Male 49
who cares how she did that, SHE HOT
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Female 706
Yeah, like we haven`t seen more skin from Paris the Slut or Britney the Whore. Why is it so new that pop princess pricks show off a lot of skin?
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Male 73
That is an extremely horrid dress.
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Male 951
If your female standards revolve around EITHER Spears OR Aguilera, you have lots more serious problems than you think.
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Male 2,290
Anyone who is calling her a skank...just wow. Because she wears revealing clothing she`s easy, well look who got pregnant first, Britney. With a total douche bag no less. :P
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Female 215
I love Christina, she has an amazing voice and I wish I could look like her. That dress could definitely only be worn by someone like her.
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Male 144
you must be some pathetic unnatractive slob for your odds to be that poor..."
Oh YEah....and iceErines is right , the differance between "goodgirls" and "sluts" s sluts are honest and not nearly as neurotic, look , I;m retarded if a girl says No given all the hype I assume she means "no" not "make every part of my body wet and tingley"if she wants that she doesint have to say anything, a slut will go along,a good girl will say "no" to save face...hopeing you ignore her......You know what just completly disregaurd that....i have no idea what I`m talking about, I just perfer people who are forthright and honest

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Male 594
I`ll bet she smells like bologna, tuna, and baby powder, the disgusting skank.

And I`m not a woman. She`s a skank, period.

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Male 201
hot!
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Female 120
^^lol. Hey- I am a chick and I didn`t call her a skank. In fact, there are alot of so called `good` girls who are much skankier then she is. She never lied about being a virgin...*wink wink* and she never said she was a-sexual either. Why is a woman a skank if she dresses to show her beauty? Why are we so judegemental towards our own sex? ARG.
*and this concludes our episode of Oprah*
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Male 10,440
you must be some pathetic unnatractive slob for your odds to be that poor...
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Male 144
she cant sing she cant act and cant thing...her only redeeming feature is the fact that she`s a complete slut....I like sluts....it means I have a 1 in 1,000,000 instead of a 1,000,000,000....drating good girls I hate you. -sluts rule
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Male 182
that dirty skank, how disgusting - that`s not attractive in the least bit. and francesux, that`s pretty cool, now you have PROOF that she`s a dirty skank!!
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Male 133
I bet that she uses magnets and not tape, think about it, That way she would give some use to her n1pple piercings :-D
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Male 396
my old college roommates went to highschool with her; they said she hit on everyone and smelled like hotdogs.
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Female 122
Show me a gorgeous woman and I`ll check her out like everyone else, but Christina.......pure skank.
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Female 187
Amen b3nzyme... i think i may b the first to say that christina is hoooottttt!!!!one second til i pick my jaw up off the ground
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Male 1,399
Hell yeah, there`s nothing in nature to compare to woman vs. woman.

Scary poo when the claws come out.

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Male 124
"It`s like I`m wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all..."
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Male 279
u know what ive noticed something. every time we post a famous female here on i-am-bored.com (actually anywhere) 90% of the females comment on how they hate her (whoever it may be) and they think shes a ho and all that. but that`s everywhere. you don`t see guys typing about how much they hate famous men celebrities.

i think it all boils down to one thing... females are jealous of hotter females. the end

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Male 1,399
The smaller a dress is, the cooler it is. I really don`t care about the fashion aspect.
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Female 321
God , I hate it when people think dresses like these are `cool` , I mean , she looks like shes just got a sheet and draped it round her neck , its so wierd , I wonder what she was thinking when she agreed to wear that dress!
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Female 550
The tape they use for those kind of dresses is actually toupee tape. It`s a SUPER strong double sided tape that will only come off with a special kind of adhesive remover. Remember a couple of years ago when Jennifer Lopez wore that green dress that looked like it was about ready to come off? Everyone was wondering how she kept it up. She used that toupee glue. One of our friends is a beautician and she specializes in toupees. She told us that.
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Male 531
shes hot but did any1 see the 500 pound suplex clip afer that? the WWE ring imploded from the impact of the big show hitting the mat!! omfg that was awsome!!!
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Male 233
damn sexay
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Female 413
Yup it`s called "Tit Tape" (and that is it`s proper name) tape made to hold your dress up! Or hold you in ... And besides - WHY DO I WANT TO SEE CHRISTINA AGUILERA`S DRESS???? She`s a dick.
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Male 168
Ooh. Christina Aguilera semi naked and talking French......Bougala!
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Male 451
are you girls jealous... you are all knocking her... shes still very attractive
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Female 294
wow that guy had crazy hair lol.she prob used tape . i can smell the skank fro here .....ergh....
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Male 28
French is an annoying language.
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Male 1,586
You can now find that dress on ebay. Complete with skank-juice stains.
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Male 2,510
GET OFF METACAFE!
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Male 616
I`d still hit it. Mmm...skank...
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Male 951
Definitely skank. It`s wafting all the way here over the internet.
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Female 1,062
Thank God for double sided tape. That could have been disastrous.
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Male 594
What a skank.

Don`t stand upwind from this witch. You`ll catch the clap.

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Female 74
This is an old clip, she is not so tan now and is in the glamorous mode now. She looked like a huge skank, but is very beautiful now.
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Female 82
She looks good but she needs to let up on the spray on tan! She looks like a very overdone baked potato.
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Male 19
no offence to the canadians but i don`t like the french language
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Female 205
Uhhhhh...no
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Male 11
Uhhhhh... yea
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Female 205
Uhhhhh...no
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Female 154
right.
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Female 1,071
still very sexy
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Female 99
"I had no idea she was smart enough to speak French."

Naw, she was prolly choached the few words that she actually did speak and had no idea what they meant. she was laughing at everything the other guy said. she was nervous and had no idea what was going on. XD

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Female 35
I hate her. I had no idea she was smart enough to speak French. And they probably used tape. They have tape that they make especially for dresses like these.
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Male 1,586
Oh, Christina. You magnificent skank.
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Female 552
^sure does i got one of those dresses on my bed and it doesnt cost a dime i bet she paid big money for it too
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Female 122
Why bother wearing anything at all. Looks like she just draped her bedsheet around her neck.
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Male 2,567
ehhh
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Female 1,972
It`s double sided tape- kinda like clear first aid tape...although some designers use crazy glue...like on Cher`s Oscar get-up about 20 yrs ago
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Female 2,144
Argh I Hate This Ho. She Probably Would Use That Special Tape Specially Made For These Kind Of Dresses. I Wouldn`t Rely Just On Hairspray! I`d be Too Scared.
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Male 2,372
She`s so frikkin hot! Very easy on the eyes.
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Male 502
O dang i was hoping for a wardrobe malfunctions.:(

Anyways as forhow that stays in place I belive they use hairspray or something like it. It basicly makes the skin sticky/tacky enoughto hold things inplace. Any type of tape would probably show up to easy.

~dragon~

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Male 118
Must use magnets. No idea what she`s saying, but she`s still looking good.
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Male 10,115
Link: Christina Aguilera`s Dress [Rate Link] - She must use tape or something is my guess.
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