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Date: 03/16/06 02:45 AM

78 Responses to Caller Pranks QVC

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 1:07 am
    Link: Caller Pranks QVC - So Randy, what do you use your Dell for? NSFW.
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    aidious Male 18-29
    348 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 3:00 am
    Is Porno a swear word in America or something?
  3. Profile photo of Hannibal222
    Hannibal222 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 3:03 am
    No, porno is not a swear word, but just saying "PORN" in the workplace might get you or your business sued.
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    aidious Male 18-29
    348 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 3:14 am
    Why? LOL
  5. Profile photo of Hannibal222
    Hannibal222 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 3:29 am
    Sexual harassment.
  6. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 3:34 am
    lol was that actually a prank call or was he just bein serios
  7. Profile photo of TheShape
    TheShape Male 30-39
    568 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 4:33 am
    That was funny. The hosts of the show rolled with it pretty well too.
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    damurfdog Female 13-17
    264 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 7:16 am
    lol
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    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 7:32 am
    i havent watched it yet, but im wondering..what does NSFW stand for? non-smokers free whales?
  10. Profile photo of withnail101
    withnail101 Male 30-39
    221 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 8:11 am
    Nice one Randy. Ha ha.
  11. Profile photo of withnail101
    withnail101 Male 30-39
    221 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 8:17 am
    What the hell are you guys going on about? "Is porno a swear word?" and "you might get sued." The mind boggles. The word pornography is neither a swear word or a rude word, look it up in the dictionary for Gods sake. The reason QVC were embarrased is that they don`t want Dell being associated with blokes who say that all they do is sit at home and look at porn on their machines - not a good selling point is it?
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    Matti17 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 8:39 am
    NSFW means Not Safe For Work.
  13. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
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    March 16, 2006 at 8:40 am
    I love how he had to get one last "porno" in there right before he hung up.
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    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 8:50 am
    lol
  15. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
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    March 16, 2006 at 9:07 am
    On 3/16/2006 8:17:50 AM withnail101 wrote: The reason QVC were embarrased is that they don`t want Dell being associated with blokes who say that all they do is sit at home and look at porn on their machines - not a good selling point is it?
    Oh, is THAT what`s going on? Thanks for clearing that up for us.
  16. Profile photo of tambourine33
    tambourine33 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 9:30 am
    Come on sigalong!!!

    porno, porno, porno porno porno, porno....POOOORRRRNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!.......porno porno porno porno ponro porno we like porno I like prono, he likes porno, she likes porno everybody loves a bit of PORNO!

    Although my PC is not a DELLLLL!

    There. Thats my attempt at getting sued.

  17. Profile photo of withnail101
    withnail101 Male 30-39
    221 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 9:59 am
    Enohead - I may be stating the obvious but only for the benefit of some of your esteemed fellow posters who seem unable to grasp the concept.
  18. Profile photo of Mo0k
    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 10:08 am
    Let `em suffer, Withnail. It`s funnier.
  19. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 10:21 am
    Yeah, don`t try to fix the idiots. It`s futile.
  20. Profile photo of sexc_bitch
    sexc_bitch Female 13-17
    23 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 11:09 am
    i dont c y it took sum1 dis long to prank QVC .......... it sud of been dun ages ago !!
  21. Profile photo of alexguest
    alexguest Male 13-17
    108 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 11:37 am
    You should work on your punctuation. Never have I seen ten full stops. ................. Whoops, there I go again.
  22. Profile photo of bobbyo
    bobbyo Male 18-29
    318 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 11:49 am
    there`s porn on the internet?!?
  23. Profile photo of ggrraant
    ggrraant Male 13-17
    62 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 12:07 pm
    Bobbyo you have much to learn. Tambourine you spelled it wrong once and sexc_bitch, you have the mentality of a retarded 9 year old on crack. Learn to type.

    The prank was awesome though.

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    CornPooper Male 30-39
    46 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 12:49 pm
    Thursday, March 16, 2006 9:07:57 AM
    On 3/16/2006 8:17:50 AM withnail101 wrote: The reason QVC were embarrased is that they don`t want Dell being associated with blokes who say that all they do is sit at home and look at porn on their machines - not a good selling point is it?

    Blokes? Are you English as in UK? Well, here in the land of the free and the home of the brave, yeah, that will offend a lot of people.

  25. Profile photo of th25tina
    th25tina Female 40-49
    368 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 1:36 pm
    funny...I love when people do stuff like that...the perils of live TV!!!!
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    bucketofGold Female 18-29
    35 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 1:39 pm
    I don`t get it, it`s from QVC but it has the little ABC symbol at the bottom of the screen... was this on some ABC show?
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    March 16, 2006 at 1:44 pm
    Porno a swear word? Uhh...

    Porno =
    Pornography

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    grreat Male 13-17
    47 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 1:48 pm
    STUPID F.U..CKED UP AMERICANS!!!

    HOW CAN THEY BE SUCH IDIOTS!!!

    RETARTED FAT SONS OF B.I,TCH.ES

  29. Profile photo of SubElixer
    SubElixer Female 18-29
    289 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 1:48 pm
    I am the producer for a local live auction here in my hometown, much like QVC. We dont let people call in for that reason. I would actually think it was hilarious but the bosses wouldnt. Really, if someone called my show and did that i would think it was great!
  30. Profile photo of MetalGrand
    MetalGrand Male 13-17
    100 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 1:49 pm
    HAHA! Right before he hung up he said porno again.
  31. Profile photo of Papapimpin
    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 1:58 pm
    Randy-Dells are great for porno!
    QVC Guy-Well, we dont gaurentee that.
    Randy-Oh, i gaurentee it, and i got the porno to prove it!
    GO RANDY!
  32. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 1:59 pm
    "STUPID F.U..CKED UP AMERICANS!!!

    HOW CAN THEY BE SUCH IDIOTS!!!

    RETARTED FAT SONS OF B.I,TCH.ES"

    Calm down and go watch some porno.

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    Juicy__Lucy Female 13-17
    191 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 2:25 pm
    QVC person - And what do you use your Dell for?
    Caller - porno.

    How fabulous. Did you see how quick the woman was to end the call and how the man just laughed.
    That laugh meant "Yeah, that`s all I use my computer for too."

  34. Profile photo of shardonnay
    shardonnay Female 18-29
    289 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 2:52 pm
    HAHA. Its about time someone did/said something to cover all the teleshopping CHEESE.
  35. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 3:06 pm
    I disagree with corn pooper. The internet is just a cheap way for a bunch of wankers to get their precious porn.
  36. Profile photo of diemorondie
    diemorondie Female 18-29
    648 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 3:07 pm
    i`ma get back to my porno!!!!!!!!!!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH


    RIP LordJohnathan

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    Irishchibi1 Female 13-17
    145 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 3:43 pm
    that was GREAT!
  38. Profile photo of ukscc
    ukscc Male 18-29
    83 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 3:45 pm
    "7451" " The internet is just a cheap way for a bunch of wankers to get their precious porn."

    Literally hehehe

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    Rammstein221 Male 13-17
    407 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 3:54 pm
    "i dont c y it took sum1 dis long to prank QVC .......... it sud of been dun ages ago !! "

    I Don`t see why you can`t learn the english lanuage. i should be capitalized, c is spelled see, y is spelled why,sum1 is spelled someone, dis is spelled this, sud is spelled should, dun is spelled done, 3 periods at the most, and should of been done would be said more properly as should have been done.

    Thank you for feeding the grammar nazi.

  40. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2280 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 4:20 pm
    Photoshop!
  41. Profile photo of ggrraant
    ggrraant Male 13-17
    62 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 4:21 pm
    I agree with Rammstein221. It shouldn`t take me 2 minutes to read something that should only take half a second. Oh, and Rammstein221, you forgot to say that she talks like a retarded 9 year old on crack.
  42. Profile photo of KapnKaos
    KapnKaos Male 30-39
    53 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 4:55 pm
    Why the hell would anyone use a Dell for porn? That`s what HP`s are for. Funny prank but not real.
  43. Profile photo of drzm
    drzm Male 13-17
    233 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 4:59 pm
    lol sprink but yeh that was helluva funny
  44. Profile photo of DudeGuy
    DudeGuy Male 13-17
    211 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 5:02 pm
    I hate shopping channels, nice one!
  45. Profile photo of Tollas
    Tollas Male 18-29
    7 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 5:12 pm
    ABC: perhaps it was re-aired on a late night comedy Show (IE Jimmy Kimmel or Letterman).
  46. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 5:28 pm
    i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to porno :-D
  47. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 5:30 pm
    oh yea where the fcuk is LordJohnathan?
  48. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 5:50 pm
    lol...i wanna do something like that!!!
  49. Profile photo of SirWheaton
    SirWheaton Male 13-17
    201 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 6:09 pm
    nice
  50. Profile photo of shishkabob
    shishkabob Male 13-17
    180 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 6:22 pm
    uhh all you people who think porn is cool.... u probably think its cool just cuz u probably dont get the real thing and have to get horny off of watching other people
  51. Profile photo of shishkabob
    shishkabob Male 13-17
    180 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 6:23 pm
    but it was f***ing funny lmao
  52. Profile photo of kylethehappy
    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 7:18 pm
    On 3/16/2006 11:09:12 AM sexc_bitch wrote: i dont c y it took sum1 dis long to prank QVC .......... it sud of been dun ages ago !!

    y cant u spel ................

  53. Profile photo of HideInTheSky
    HideInTheSky Male 13-17
    76 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 8:10 pm
    [email protected][email protected]#J@!#@!#@!#@!4323ijiodshfrtihn3io427012
    HACKS!
  54. Profile photo of silador2004
    silador2004 Male 13-17
    74 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 8:19 pm
    God, all this arguing going on is stupid! Ya know what I`m gonna do? I`m gonna go watch some porn and ya know what else? I`m gonna wack off to it too! That`s right I`m gonna go masturbate to some porn! It`ll be fun too!
  55. Profile photo of Screamcandy
    Screamcandy Female 13-17
    1 post
    March 16, 2006 at 9:31 pm
    its funny reading some of your peoples comments. hilarious how, some of you dont know what the hell porno is. its so funny. i thought the thing was great.
  56. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 9:44 pm
    Lame. Wasn`t this from Jimmy Kimmel`s show? Figures.
  57. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    March 16, 2006 at 9:50 pm
    "Yeah, don`t try to fix the idiots. It`s futile."
    yes, and sexc_bitch is a great example.
    ggrraant, you shuld change your s/n. it looks like "grreat" and you definatly dont want to be confused with that moron.
    "uhh all you people who think porn is cool.... u probably think its cool just cuz u probably dont get the real thing and have to get horny off of watching other people" wow, and you do? doubt it. i bet you look at more porn in a day than i do in a lifetime. well... close.
    and being the nerd i am, i looked at his profile.:
    Favorite Book: sports illistrated bathingsuit edition
    yea, your side of the argument isnt looking to good.
  58. Profile photo of perfectly_me
    perfectly_me Female 13-17
    314 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 10:07 pm
    I loved how he ended it with porno.
    "Alright, thank you for calling."
    "Alright.
    -two seconds later-
    Porno." -hangs up-

    Priceless. =3

  59. Profile photo of ggrraant
    ggrraant Male 13-17
    62 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 10:08 pm
    Sert, thanks for the advice but I`ve been using this moniker in place of my actual name on the internet for 4 years now. I`ll keep it in mind though. Kylethehappy though, you sir, are a hypocrite. A very stupid one at that.
  60. Profile photo of donkeyckong
    donkeyckong Male 13-17
    3 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 10:10 pm
    HEY! I USE MY DELL FOR PORNO TOO! :-P
  61. Profile photo of VB05
    VB05 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 10:39 pm
    haha

    QVC people- "Buh-bye"
    Caller- "Alright...porno"

  62. Profile photo of diseage
    diseage Male 18-29
    5 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 10:43 pm
    Did anyone actually see this live? I mean, it could be possible it was a real call and all this was just layed on top of it.
  63. Profile photo of Sparkly
    Sparkly Female 30-39
    240 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 10:54 pm
    MikePiano is funny! I`m surprised that they didn`t mute his call much sooner.
  64. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    March 16, 2006 at 11:44 pm
    diseage, no, it`s Kimmel. You know, the one who tries too hard and invariably fails.
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    RedDakotaRcr Male 18-29
    52 posts
    March 17, 2006 at 1:53 am
    "Thursday, March 16, 2006 6:22:18 PM
    uhh all you people who think porn is cool.... u probably think its cool just cuz u probably dont get the real thing and have to get horny off of watching other people" Listen here buddy, i get laid everyday. I have an addiction to porno like you wouldn`t believe. I am suprised my girlfriend is still with me. Most of the time she has to beg me to sleep with her and not my magazines... Anyway I loved the clip, by the way, I use my work computer, ibm pos to look at porn
  66. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    March 17, 2006 at 5:08 am
    Similar to RedDakota, Im in a relationship and get laid as much as I want, doesnt mean I dont like porn, sometimes someone might not want a full sex session ya know? and might just fancy a five knuckle shuffle ;)
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    backdraft123 Male 13-17
    160 posts
    March 17, 2006 at 11:17 am
    I thought it was pretty funny. I knew as soon as the guy asked what he used his Dell for that he was going to say something dirty.
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    Da_bond_007 Male 13-17
    81 posts
    March 17, 2006 at 11:53 am
    funny
  69. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    March 17, 2006 at 12:14 pm
    hahahahahahahaha! Porno! Crazy ass!
  70. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    March 17, 2006 at 1:46 pm
    No, aidious. Some of us just have something called "morals".
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    Jimbo1027 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    March 17, 2006 at 2:55 pm
    NO ONE HAS SAID IT YET SO I AM GOING TO I AM PRETTY SURE THAT THAT WAS EDITED!!!!
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    numbskull84 Male 13-17
    144 posts
    March 17, 2006 at 3:10 pm
    that is probably the single greatest thing ever on QVC and it wasnt even a product, it was some moron calling them
  73. Profile photo of kakophony
    kakophony Male 18-29
    122 posts
    March 17, 2006 at 10:56 pm
    What else was he supposed to say? I mean, what else are PC`s good for besides porn?
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    metallicblue Female 18-29
    228 posts
    March 18, 2006 at 1:00 am
    that was very uncalled for.. pretty funny though.
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    mt1045 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    March 21, 2006 at 6:03 pm
    LMAO!
    i think he was serious
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    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    March 23, 2006 at 2:59 pm
    That was pretty funny. That 2am should have been a tip off. LOL
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    GrereX1 Male 13-17
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    June 4, 2006 at 1:01 pm
    LOL Randy made my day!
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    HAHAHAHA no way.. is that real??

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