Caller Pranks QVC

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny
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So Randy, what do you use your Dell for? NSFW.
There are 78 comments:
Female 5,222
HAHAHAHA no way.. is that real??
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Male 919
LOL Randy made my day!
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Female 663
That was pretty funny. That 2am should have been a tip off. LOL
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Male 587
LMAO!
i think he was serious
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Female 228
that was very uncalled for.. pretty funny though.
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Male 122
What else was he supposed to say? I mean, what else are PC`s good for besides porn?
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Male 144
that is probably the single greatest thing ever on QVC and it wasnt even a product, it was some moron calling them
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Male 102
NO ONE HAS SAID IT YET SO I AM GOING TO I AM PRETTY SURE THAT THAT WAS EDITED!!!!
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Female 494
No, aidious. Some of us just have something called "morals".
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Male 1,521
hahahahahahahaha! Porno! Crazy ass!
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Male 81
funny
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Male 160
I thought it was pretty funny. I knew as soon as the guy asked what he used his Dell for that he was going to say something dirty.
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Male 2,216
Similar to RedDakota, Im in a relationship and get laid as much as I want, doesnt mean I dont like porn, sometimes someone might not want a full sex session ya know? and might just fancy a five knuckle shuffle ;)
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Male 52
"Thursday, March 16, 2006 6:22:18 PM
uhh all you people who think porn is cool.... u probably think its cool just cuz u probably dont get the real thing and have to get horny off of watching other people" Listen here buddy, i get laid everyday. I have an addiction to porno like you wouldn`t believe. I am suprised my girlfriend is still with me. Most of the time she has to beg me to sleep with her and not my magazines... Anyway I loved the clip, by the way, I use my work computer, ibm pos to look at porn
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Male 2,605
diseage, no, it`s Kimmel. You know, the one who tries too hard and invariably fails.
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Female 240
MikePiano is funny! I`m surprised that they didn`t mute his call much sooner.
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Male 5
Did anyone actually see this live? I mean, it could be possible it was a real call and all this was just layed on top of it.
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Male 28
haha

QVC people- "Buh-bye"
Caller- "Alright...porno"

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Male 3
HEY! I USE MY DELL FOR PORNO TOO! :-P
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Male 62
Sert, thanks for the advice but I`ve been using this moniker in place of my actual name on the internet for 4 years now. I`ll keep it in mind though. Kylethehappy though, you sir, are a hypocrite. A very stupid one at that.
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Female 314
I loved how he ended it with porno.
"Alright, thank you for calling."
"Alright.
-two seconds later-
Porno." -hangs up-

Priceless. =3

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Male 1,420
"Yeah, don`t try to fix the idiots. It`s futile."
yes, and sexc_bitch is a great example.
ggrraant, you shuld change your s/n. it looks like "grreat" and you definatly dont want to be confused with that moron.
"uhh all you people who think porn is cool.... u probably think its cool just cuz u probably dont get the real thing and have to get horny off of watching other people" wow, and you do? doubt it. i bet you look at more porn in a day than i do in a lifetime. well... close.
and being the nerd i am, i looked at his profile.:
Favorite Book: sports illistrated bathingsuit edition
yea, your side of the argument isnt looking to good.
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Male 2,605
Lame. Wasn`t this from Jimmy Kimmel`s show? Figures.
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Female 1
its funny reading some of your peoples comments. hilarious how, some of you dont know what the hell porno is. its so funny. i thought the thing was great.
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Male 74
God, all this arguing going on is stupid! Ya know what I`m gonna do? I`m gonna go watch some porn and ya know what else? I`m gonna wack off to it too! That`s right I`m gonna go masturbate to some porn! It`ll be fun too!
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Male 76
[email protected]#[email protected]#[email protected]!#@!#@!#@!4323ijiodshfrtihn3io427012
HACKS!
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Male 601
[quote]On 3/16/2006 11:09:12 AM sexc_bitch wrote: i dont c y it took sum1 dis long to prank QVC .......... it sud of been dun ages ago !! [/quote]

y cant u spel ................

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Male 180
but it was f***ing funny lmao
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Male 180
uhh all you people who think porn is cool.... u probably think its cool just cuz u probably dont get the real thing and have to get horny off of watching other people
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Male 201
nice
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Female 1,652
lol...i wanna do something like that!!!
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Male 1,425
oh yea where the fcuk is LordJohnathan?
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Male 1,425
i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to porno :-D
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Male 7
ABC: perhaps it was re-aired on a late night comedy Show (IE Jimmy Kimmel or Letterman).
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Male 210
I hate shopping channels, nice one!
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Male 233
lol sprink but yeh that was helluva funny
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Male 53
Why the hell would anyone use a Dell for porn? That`s what HP`s are for. Funny prank but not real.
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Male 62
I agree with Rammstein221. It shouldn`t take me 2 minutes to read something that should only take half a second. Oh, and Rammstein221, you forgot to say that she talks like a retarded 9 year old on crack.
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Male 2,307
Photoshop!
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Male 407
"i dont c y it took sum1 dis long to prank QVC .......... it sud of been dun ages ago !! "

I Don`t see why you can`t learn the english lanuage. i should be capitalized, c is spelled see, y is spelled why,sum1 is spelled someone, dis is spelled this, sud is spelled should, dun is spelled done, 3 periods at the most, and should of been done would be said more properly as should have been done.

Thank you for feeding the grammar nazi.

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Male 83
"7451" " The internet is just a cheap way for a bunch of wankers to get their precious porn."

Literally hehehe

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Female 145
that was GREAT!
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Female 648
i`ma get back to my porno!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH


RIP LordJohnathan

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Male 1,478
I disagree with corn pooper. The internet is just a cheap way for a bunch of wankers to get their precious porn.
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Female 289
HAHA. Its about time someone did/said something to cover all the teleshopping CHEESE.
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Female 191
QVC person - And what do you use your Dell for?
Caller - porno.

How fabulous. Did you see how quick the woman was to end the call and how the man just laughed.
That laugh meant "Yeah, that`s all I use my computer for too."

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Female 1,062
"STUPID F.U..CKED UP AMERICANS!!!

HOW CAN THEY BE SUCH IDIOTS!!!

RETARTED FAT SONS OF B.I,TCH.ES"

Calm down and go watch some porno.

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Male 528
Randy-Dells are great for porno!
QVC Guy-Well, we dont gaurentee that.
Randy-Oh, i gaurentee it, and i got the porno to prove it!
GO RANDY!
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Male 100
HAHA! Right before he hung up he said porno again.
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Female 289
I am the producer for a local live auction here in my hometown, much like QVC. We dont let people call in for that reason. I would actually think it was hilarious but the bosses wouldnt. Really, if someone called my show and did that i would think it was great!
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Male 47
STUPID F.U..CKED UP AMERICANS!!!

HOW CAN THEY BE SUCH IDIOTS!!!

RETARTED FAT SONS OF B.I,TCH.ES

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Male 1,882
Porno a swear word? Uhh...

Porno =
Pornography

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Female 35
I don`t get it, it`s from QVC but it has the little ABC symbol at the bottom of the screen... was this on some ABC show?
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Female 368
funny...I love when people do stuff like that...the perils of live TV!!!!
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Male 46
Thursday, March 16, 2006 9:07:57 AM
On 3/16/2006 8:17:50 AM withnail101 wrote: The reason QVC were embarrased is that they don`t want Dell being associated with blokes who say that all they do is sit at home and look at porn on their machines - not a good selling point is it?

Blokes? Are you English as in UK? Well, here in the land of the free and the home of the brave, yeah, that will offend a lot of people.

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Male 62
Bobbyo you have much to learn. Tambourine you spelled it wrong once and sexc_bitch, you have the mentality of a retarded 9 year old on crack. Learn to type.

The prank was awesome though.

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Male 318
there`s porn on the internet?!?
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Male 108
You should work on your punctuation. Never have I seen ten full stops. ................. Whoops, there I go again.
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Female 23
i dont c y it took sum1 dis long to prank QVC .......... it sud of been dun ages ago !!
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Male 1,586
Yeah, don`t try to fix the idiots. It`s futile.
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Male 664
Let `em suffer, Withnail. It`s funnier.
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Male 221
Enohead - I may be stating the obvious but only for the benefit of some of your esteemed fellow posters who seem unable to grasp the concept.
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Male 168
Come on sigalong!!!

porno, porno, porno porno porno, porno....POOOORRRRNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!.......porno porno porno porno ponro porno we like porno I like prono, he likes porno, she likes porno everybody loves a bit of PORNO!

Although my PC is not a DELLLLL!

There. Thats my attempt at getting sued.

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Male 1,586
[quote]On 3/16/2006 8:17:50 AM withnail101 wrote: The reason QVC were embarrased is that they don`t want Dell being associated with blokes who say that all they do is sit at home and look at porn on their machines - not a good selling point is it?[/quote]
Oh, is THAT what`s going on? Thanks for clearing that up for us.
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Male 2,567
lol
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Male 1,586
I love how he had to get one last "porno" in there right before he hung up.
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Male 11
NSFW means Not Safe For Work.
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Male 221
What the hell are you guys going on about? "Is porno a swear word?" and "you might get sued." The mind boggles. The word pornography is neither a swear word or a rude word, look it up in the dictionary for Gods sake. The reason QVC were embarrased is that they don`t want Dell being associated with blokes who say that all they do is sit at home and look at porn on their machines - not a good selling point is it?
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Male 221
Nice one Randy. Ha ha.
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Female 1,025
i havent watched it yet, but im wondering..what does NSFW stand for? non-smokers free whales?
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Female 264
lol
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Male 569
That was funny. The hosts of the show rolled with it pretty well too.
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Female 1,463
lol was that actually a prank call or was he just bein serios
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Male 78
Sexual harassment.
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Male 348
Why? LOL
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Male 78
No, porno is not a swear word, but just saying "PORN" in the workplace might get you or your business sued.
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Male 348
Is Porno a swear word in America or something?
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Male 10,115
Link: Caller Pranks QVC [Rate Link] - So Randy, what do you use your Dell for? NSFW.
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