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Date: 03/30/06 02:26 AM

60 Responses to Butt-Face Towel

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 2:06 am
    Link: Butt-Face Towel - This way, you`ll know you aren`t drying your face with the same part of towel you dried your butt with yesterday.
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    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 2:46 am
    For too many people here, I doubt even this towel would help, considering where their heads habitually are.

    First post, damn you. :-X

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    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 2:49 am
    Lol Cool.
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    Deman Male 18-29
    70 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 3:02 am
    Heh, if you`re worried about wiping your head with the same part you wiped your butt with, then perhaps you should work on your showering habits.

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    aidious Male 18-29
    348 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 3:10 am
    Just wash your towels after you use them...dirty gets.
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    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 3:24 am
    good god! finally! yesterday i wiped my face only to find that the part of the towl i used had brown ALL OVER IT.
    ok maybe not, i just use a towel for my hips down, i use a seperate towl.
    but if you take a shower i`d assume you`re clean so why does it matter?
  7. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 4:57 am
    These towels should be standard stuff across the world. I want to buy 100 Face-Butt towels! w00t!

    wipe my rear, baby! if you`re a girl, that is.

  8. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 5:10 am
    I am one of those people who hates wiping their face with the same thing that wipes my ass, and also the kind of person who uses a towel two or three times before I wash it. So I have gotten into the habbit of using the towel on the inside (with the edge folded in and the tag on that side) on my waste down and the outside of the towel for the waste up. Sure it seems stupid but at least I solved my issue without haveing to by a special towel ^_^
  9. Profile photo of Wyrenth
    Wyrenth Male 18-29
    251 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 5:33 am
    And the reason you`re not using toilet paper to dry your ass is...?
  10. Profile photo of Deman
    Deman Male 18-29
    70 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 5:44 am
    Wyrenth, if you`ve just taken a shower, your ass should presumably be clean. Therefore, using a cloth towel shouldn`t be a problem at all. Unless you fail at showering.
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    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 5:46 am
    Yeah this is actually copied from the original British design which was usually sold at novelty shops about 10 years ago, same design etc except "Butt" was "Arse".
  12. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 7:43 am
    Hmph. Well I like the smell of butt in the morning.
  13. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 8:10 am
    nice idea, not so nice cost
  14. Profile photo of MissLove
    MissLove Female 18-29
    107 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 8:36 am
    Saw these a while ago. Kinda cute but kinda stupid.
  15. Profile photo of haf2001
    haf2001 Female 18-29
    57 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 9:23 am
    i dont care...it`s my butt..i just showered, it`s gonna be clean. and if its not, well apparently i need to learn how to shower properly.
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    Xxayna Female 30-39
    316 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 9:35 am
    so simple, yet so genius!
  17. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 9:46 am
    How many effing times do we need to see this?
  18. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 9:49 am
    I simply use two towels: one body towel, the other a hair and face towel.
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    tdfrazier Male 18-29
    8 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 10:24 am
    It looks like something my room mate would get.

    So of course id use it and clean my butt with the face side.

  20. Profile photo of yakkitori
    yakkitori Female 13-17
    630 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 10:40 am
    http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics...

    hehe i like that

  21. Profile photo of kylethehappy
    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 10:47 am
    OMG I love this site! I`ve ordered a Mr Mouthy Mouth, Potato Gun, and Earwax Candy from this site. It rocks.
  22. Profile photo of TexGal24
    TexGal24 Female 18-29
    252 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 10:48 am
    I think this butt-face towel is cheating. A normal towel is a puzzle and every morning...I`m up for the challenge.
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    3clawedsloth Male 13-17
    211 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 11:49 am
    Saw it a long time ago.
  24. Profile photo of caffeinehigh
    caffeinehigh Female 18-29
    285 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 12:06 pm
    I`d buy it if it actually had a butt and face drawn on it, instead of just wrting butt and face... and not because I am paranoid about wiping my butt on my face, but coz its silly and funny.
  25. Profile photo of gnazzah
    gnazzah Male 30-39
    203 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 12:23 pm
    You retards thinking this was a grand idea or you that have other means of drying your dirty bits with separate towels or whatnot:

    Which part of WASH do you fail to understand?

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    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 12:29 pm
    this is wrong, and these convosations are even worse lol
  27. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 1:01 pm
    I always just dry my face and head first.
  28. Profile photo of MandyBee
    MandyBee Female 18-29
    78 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 1:16 pm
    If you cleaned your butt thoroughly, why would it matter which end you used to dry it?
  29. Profile photo of hamster-gal
    hamster-gal Female 13-17
    216 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 1:45 pm
    its just a pathetic towel. you have just been in the shower. you should be CLEAN so that means that it DOESN`T MATTER whick side of the dam towel you use. are most of you too thick to understand that. of course. if you had a bath it would be completely different. because then you would have been sitting in your own filth before you got out of the water. this would be the reasonable excuse to use the towel. however. if you wash yourself and then dunk your head under then the towel is completely useless. because you would be sitting in your own filth and then you would put wour face in it anyway. it wouldnt make a difference and the towel would be useless in this case so HA !!
  30. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 2:36 pm
    stupidest towel ever....
  31. Profile photo of sheeeeps
    sheeeeps Female 13-17
    429 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 2:51 pm
    i use three towels. is that normal? one for my hips down, one for my torso, and one for my hair.
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    silverfyre Female 18-29
    156 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 3:12 pm
    Um. can we say anal retentive? First off, if you just showered you should be clean. Emphasis on `should`. Secondly, shouldnt you just wash the towel after you`ve used it? Seriously. I fail to see the point.
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    heartagram86 Male 18-29
    115 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 3:17 pm
    hamster-gal... Take a drating chill pill. The people aren`t "thick". No one on here is saying anything, just some people prefer to not get arse on their faces, reguardless of if it is clean arse or not clean arse.
  34. Profile photo of MandyBee
    MandyBee Female 18-29
    78 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 3:24 pm
    I thought it was a joke...
  35. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 3:33 pm
    ^^ Me too, is a butt face towel really that serious of an issue? I mean anything with the words "butt" and "Face" is meant to be funny, or I am wrong? Did I fail to see some hidden meaning to all this? he he, I love when you guys make me laugh...not in a mean way, in a bemused way
  36. Profile photo of stikfas
    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 3:54 pm
    Great a towel that has butt on it!
  37. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 4:45 pm
    SWEET! I`M GETTING ONE OF THOSE!!!
  38. Profile photo of blonde_8080
    blonde_8080 Female 13-17
    50 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 5:41 pm
    What has the world come to
  39. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 6:10 pm
    Your cheeks will thank you -- all four of them!
  40. Profile photo of bubbles2005
    bubbles2005 Female 13-17
    57 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 6:11 pm
    I have OCD so I always obsess about that. I hate using towels someone else has and I hate using the bit that has touched waist down. I don`t care if you have been in the shower so you should be clean, all those germs are nasty. I would rather wander about butt naked waiting to be dry off than even touch someone elses towel. Eww. Imagine touching someone elses towel...:-/
  41. Profile photo of monkeydrumme
    monkeydrumme Female 13-17
    264 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 6:12 pm
    wow..just seeing the words "dry" and "butt" together makes me sick.
  42. Profile photo of heartagram86
    heartagram86 Male 18-29
    115 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 6:20 pm
    monkeydrumme: wow..just seeing the words "dry" and "butt" together makes me sick.

    Just add "sekks" into that and you have sodomization.

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    sean9812 Male 13-17
    73 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 6:31 pm
    wow hav u ever heard of washing your towels?
  44. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 7:33 pm
    just get a regular everyday towel that u have, get a permanent marker, draw a line down the middle, and label one part face and the other part ass. why would you spend money on something you can do yourself??
  45. Profile photo of gnazzah
    gnazzah Male 30-39
    203 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 7:54 pm
    Heh! This was more like it: (And sort of like my avatar as well in a way, only different)
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    kitten_soup Female 18-29
    368 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 8:25 pm
    Awesome.
  47. Profile photo of chiliman1290
    chiliman1290 Male 13-17
    26 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 9:12 pm
    i have this towel
  48. Profile photo of niccole
    niccole Female 18-29
    519 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 9:42 pm
    I like stupid.com though I would never buy half the things they sell.
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    chopper13 Male 13-17
    251 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 10:19 pm
    ok this is for stupid people who like this. Either actually clean yourself in shower instead of playing with urself. Or just take a pen or something and put face and butt on ur towels it saves you like 50 bucks
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    JMF145 Male 18-29
    376 posts
    March 30, 2006 at 10:32 pm
    kind of cool but kinda old
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    x-walshie-x Female 13-17
    211 posts
    March 31, 2006 at 9:37 am
    wow i would love to know how many of those they have actually sold and where those people live so i can go round to their house and call them a f*cking retard !
  52. Profile photo of niccole
    niccole Female 18-29
    519 posts
    March 31, 2006 at 10:00 am
    You people that take this sh*t seriously are mentally deficient.

    It`s FOR FUN.

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    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    March 31, 2006 at 12:04 pm
    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    GodsWraith Male 13-17
    54 posts
    March 31, 2006 at 4:00 pm
    Its funny that that towel is even a product. The only person that would buy that towel is Bill Gates.:-(
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    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    March 31, 2006 at 4:28 pm
    AWEOMSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  56. Profile photo of pepper54
    pepper54 Female 18-29
    29 posts
    March 31, 2006 at 7:57 pm
    I have this towel. My friend got it for me for x-mas last year. I usuallly use it as a floor mat in my bathroom. It usually gets a quick laugh the first time people see it.
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    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    March 31, 2006 at 7:57 pm
    i forgot to say something
    you dummy
  58. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    March 31, 2006 at 10:13 pm
    thats so old its not even worth clicking on
  59. Profile photo of Crazy-X-
    Crazy-X- Male 18-29
    58 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 12:43 pm
    Pfft, The next thing they`ll be doing is BUTT, FACE SOAP, wait, they already did that...CRAP
  60. Profile photo of Crazy-X-
    Crazy-X- Male 18-29
    58 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 12:49 pm
    the only thing i would use is
    http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics...

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