Butt-Face Towel

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago Funny
http://www.stupid.com/stat/BTFC.html

This way, you"ll know you aren"t drying your face with the same part of towel you dried your butt with yesterday.
There are 60 comments:
Male 58
the only thing i would use is
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics...
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Male 58
Pfft, The next thing they`ll be doing is BUTT, FACE SOAP, wait, they already did that...CRAP
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Female 1,944
thats so old its not even worth clicking on
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Female 1,652
i forgot to say something
[spoiler]you dummy[/spoiler]
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Female 29
I have this towel. My friend got it for me for x-mas last year. I usuallly use it as a floor mat in my bathroom. It usually gets a quick laugh the first time people see it.
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Female 1,025
AWEOMSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 54
Its funny that that towel is even a product. The only person that would buy that towel is Bill Gates.:-(
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Male 1,478
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Female 519
You people that take this sh*t seriously are mentally deficient.

It`s FOR FUN.

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Female 211
wow i would love to know how many of those they have actually sold and where those people live so i can go round to their house and call them a f*cking retard !
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Male 376
kind of cool but kinda old
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Male 251
ok this is for stupid people who like this. Either actually clean yourself in shower instead of playing with urself. Or just take a pen or something and put face and butt on ur towels it saves you like 50 bucks
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Female 519
I like stupid.com though I would never buy half the things they sell.
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Male 26
i have this towel
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Female 368
Awesome.
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Male 203
Heh! This was more like it: (And sort of like my avatar as well in a way, only different)
[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Female 1,652
just get a regular everyday towel that u have, get a permanent marker, draw a line down the middle, and label one part face and the other part ass. why would you spend money on something you can do yourself??
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Male 73
wow hav u ever heard of washing your towels?
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Male 115
monkeydrumme: wow..just seeing the words "dry" and "butt" together makes me sick.

Just add "sekks" into that and you have sodomization.

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Female 264
wow..just seeing the words "dry" and "butt" together makes me sick.
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Female 57
[spoiler]I have OCD so [/spoiler]I always obsess about that. I hate using towels someone else has and I hate using the bit that has touched waist down. I don`t care if you have been in the shower so you should be clean, all those germs are nasty. I would rather wander about butt naked waiting to be dry off than even touch someone elses towel. Eww. Imagine touching someone elses towel...:-/
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Male 1,149
Your cheeks will thank you -- all four of them!
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Female 50
What has the world come to
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Male 2,781
SWEET! I`M GETTING ONE OF THOSE!!!
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Male 1,808
Great a towel that has butt on it![sarcasam]
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Female 879
^^ Me too, is a butt face towel really that serious of an issue? I mean anything with the words "butt" and "Face" is meant to be funny, or I am wrong? Did I fail to see some hidden meaning to all this? he he, I love when you guys make me laugh...not in a mean way, in a bemused way
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Female 78
I thought it was a joke...
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Male 115
hamster-gal... Take a drating chill pill. The people aren`t "thick". No one on here is saying anything, just some people prefer to not get arse on their faces, reguardless of if it is clean arse or not clean arse.
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Female 156
Um. can we say anal retentive? First off, if you just showered you should be clean. Emphasis on `should`. Secondly, shouldnt you just wash the towel after you`ve used it? Seriously. I fail to see the point.
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Female 429
i use three towels. is that normal? one for my hips down, one for my torso, and one for my hair.
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Male 1,425
stupidest towel ever....
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Female 216
its just a pathetic towel. you have just been in the shower. you should be CLEAN so that means that it DOESN`T MATTER whick side of the dam towel you use. are most of you too thick to understand that. of course. if you had a bath it would be completely different. because then you would have been sitting in your own filth before you got out of the water. this would be the reasonable excuse to use the towel. however. if you wash yourself and then dunk your head under then the towel is completely useless. because you would be sitting in your own filth and then you would put wour face in it anyway. it wouldnt make a difference and the towel would be useless in this case so HA !!
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Female 78
If you cleaned your butt thoroughly, why would it matter which end you used to dry it?
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Male 1,478
I always just dry my face and head first.
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Female 1,784
this is wrong, and these convosations are even worse lol
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Male 203
You retards thinking this was a grand idea or you that have other means of drying your dirty bits with separate towels or whatnot:

Which part of WASH do you fail to understand?

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Female 285
I`d buy it if it actually had a butt and face drawn on it, instead of just wrting butt and face... and not because I am paranoid about wiping my butt on my face, but coz its silly and funny.
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Male 211
Saw it a long time ago.
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Female 252
I think this butt-face towel is cheating. A normal towel is a puzzle and every morning...I`m up for the challenge.
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Male 601
OMG I love this site! I`ve ordered a Mr Mouthy Mouth, Potato Gun, and Earwax Candy from this site. It rocks.
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Female 630
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Male 8
It looks like something my room mate would get.

So of course id use it and clean my butt with the face side.

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Male 2,600
I simply use two towels: one body towel, the other a hair and face towel.
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Female 1,468
How many effing times do we need to see this?
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Female 316
so simple, yet so genius!
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Female 57
i dont care...it`s my butt..i just showered, it`s gonna be clean. and if its not, well apparently i need to learn how to shower properly.
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Female 107
Saw these a while ago. Kinda cute but kinda stupid.
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Male 567
nice idea, [spoiler]not so nice cost[/spoiler]
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Male 1,265
Hmph. Well I like the smell of butt in the morning.
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Male 2,216
Yeah this is actually copied from the original British design which was usually sold at novelty shops about 10 years ago, same design etc except "Butt" was "Arse".
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Male 70
Wyrenth, if you`ve just taken a shower, your ass should presumably be clean. Therefore, using a cloth towel shouldn`t be a problem at all. Unless you fail at showering.
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Male 251
And the reason you`re not using toilet paper to dry your ass is...?
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Male 923
I am one of those people who hates wiping their face with the same thing that wipes my ass, and also the kind of person who uses a towel two or three times before I wash it. So I have gotten into the habbit of using the towel on the inside (with the edge folded in and the tag on that side) on my waste down and the outside of the towel for the waste up. Sure it seems stupid but at least I solved my issue without haveing to by a special towel ^_^
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Male 957
These towels should be standard stuff across the world. I want to buy 100 Face-Butt towels! w00t!

[spoiler]wipe my rear, baby! if you`re a girl, that is.[/spoiler]

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Male 1,866
good god! finally! yesterday i wiped my face only to find that the part of the towl i used had brown ALL OVER IT.
ok maybe not, i just use a towel for my hips down, i use a seperate towl.
but if you take a shower i`d assume you`re clean so why does it matter?
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Male 348
Just wash your towels after you use them...dirty gets.
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Male 70
Heh, if you`re worried about wiping your head with the same part you wiped your butt with, then perhaps you should work on your showering habits.

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Female 2,144
Lol Cool.
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Male 951
For too many people here, I doubt even this towel would help, considering where their heads habitually are.

[spoiler]First post, damn you. :-X [/spoiler]

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Male 10,115
Link: Butt-Face Towel [Rate Link] - This way, you`ll know you aren`t drying your face with the same part of towel you dried your butt with yesterday.
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