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Category: Weird
Date: 03/01/06 02:05 AM

39 Responses to Alien Cow Abductions

  1. Profile photo of kylethehappy
    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 12:02 am
    Link: Alien Cow Abductions - A website devoted to cow abductions. Watch the video!
  2. Profile photo of FRANCESUX
    FRANCESUX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 2:26 am
    LMMFAOBBQ LLOOOOOOLLLLLOLOLLOOOOAHHAAHAHHAHA
    AAHHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHA


    NOT FUNNY

  3. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 2:27 am
    What The Hell...
  4. Profile photo of kate192
    kate192 Female 18-29
    166 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 2:29 am
    What the crap those people seem so serious...
  5. Profile photo of Surrysounds
    Surrysounds Male 18-29
    118 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 3:07 am
    I had no idea.
  6. Profile photo of metallicblue
    metallicblue Female 18-29
    228 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 3:16 am
    huh?
  7. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 3:30 am
    Ugh, this just brings back memories of a story including very graphic photos of parts of a cow`s head being neatly.. well, missing. Geh..
  8. Profile photo of Whatevermore
    Whatevermore Male 18-29
    19 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 5:14 am
    Hilarious. :)
  9. Profile photo of browndog1981
    browndog1981 Male 18-29
    105 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 6:44 am
    Are those people for real?! Horns and grass outfits to stop Alien `cow theives` and `cow terrorism`!! Does this happen elsewhere or is it only in America?
  10. Profile photo of psycopyro
    psycopyro Male 13-17
    396 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 7:18 am
    I just liked the cow flying in the sky part. also i think the number went up when i was looking at the site
  11. Profile photo of SKASKASKASKA
    SKASKASKASKA Male 18-29
    213 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 8:32 am
    "you can`t steal what you can`t see, so i created these grassy outfits on"

    WHAT THE HELL, even IF there would be aliens abducting your cows, i think that they will have the ability to cruise to another solar system (because they aren`t in ours), and would NOT SEE A COW UNDER A GREEN COAT?

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    fishyboy Male 30-39
    183 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 8:52 am
    `Countless bovines have disapeared from dairy farms everywhere`
    `Cow abductions to date: 2011` - which is it people?
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    ScubaGuy Male 30-39
    54 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 8:52 am
    Cattle Terrorism????? WAHAHAHAHAH!

    LMFAO

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    fishyboy Male 30-39
    183 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 8:53 am
    Hmm, now it`s `2013` abductions!
  15. Profile photo of davidson
    davidson Male 18-29
    111 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 10:14 am
    poor antler guy everyone thinks he`s a lunatic, what he really needs is tin foil hats
  16. Profile photo of Airykah
    Airykah Female 18-29
    62 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 10:32 am
    it makes me laugh when i read posts that sound serious... 1 word for you guys: GULLIBLE!!
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    Juicy_Juice Female 13-17
    328 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 11:41 am
    wtf now it says 1903...lol that was weird

    besides, cos big green cow outfits look so much more ridiculous than antlers...lol but that was funny-ish

  18. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 11:44 am
    "Gullible" isn`t even a word. Jeez. Look it up.
  19. Profile photo of mcfly_lover
    mcfly_lover Female 13-17
    321 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 11:49 am
    ^^^ t`is a word. and btw now its 2,100! Lmao , have you watched the video , itz hilarious!!!
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    pumpie2 Female 13-17
    294 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 12:13 pm
    lol they are using green coats and they say the antler guys cows look stupid!!!!!!
  21. Profile photo of stoneyjoe
    stoneyjoe Male 18-29
    346 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 12:52 pm
    lol are they serious!!?!?! its so funny!!
  22. Profile photo of DestyNova
    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 1:05 pm
    I make fun of the Antler guy. My neighbors make fun of the Antler guy.

    He`s a real easy guy to make fun off.

    Priceless.

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    Schlinger Male 18-29
    161 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 2:17 pm
    Stupid Joke website...kinda funny, but HARDLY convincing as reality
  24. Profile photo of Schlinger
    Schlinger Male 18-29
    161 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 2:19 pm
    ROFL at the MOOOOONITOR
  25. Profile photo of Schlinger
    Schlinger Male 18-29
    161 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 2:22 pm
    Also funny to know that this site was created by the California Milk Processor Board
  26. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 3:26 pm
    HA HA HA COW TERRORISM "It`s a new term now", HE HE HE SNORT HE HE
  27. Profile photo of stikfas
    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 4:28 pm
    crazy framers.
  28. Profile photo of stikfas
    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 4:28 pm
    *Farmers*
  29. Profile photo of PrKitty
    PrKitty Female 18-29
    370 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 4:43 pm
    That is like weird...
  30. Profile photo of theCroc
    theCroc Male 18-29
    8 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 7:55 pm
    LOL!! Helsinki, Sweden <==== Proof of fakeness. There is no place called Helsinki in sweden, though it happens to be the capital of finland, wich several hundred years ago was a part of sweden. I guess this just means the concerned farmers are extremely behind on world events :P
  31. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 8:26 pm
    Wow one of the guys in the video talks like stan lee. Anyway I think they`re all nuts :-P
  32. Profile photo of britanadian
    britanadian Male 13-17
    70 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 9:32 pm
    wow. are these guys actually serious? dressing up their cows with antlers and grass. i mean just wow.
  33. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 9:33 pm
    i like the grass camo outfits
  34. Profile photo of Rock_On37
    Rock_On37 Female 13-17
    263 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 9:58 pm
    2,225 Cow abduction up to date...interesting


    I only stuck around so long to fling the cow into space


    wewt!

  35. Profile photo of mizdup
    mizdup Female 18-29
    187 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 4:39 pm
    did u look at the pics? wow so someone took a photo of some tin foil flying thru the air...amazing! even more amazing was the overexposure in parts of the photographs so it looked like big white floating clouds...stylish
  36. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    March 4, 2006 at 9:36 pm
    lol
    cow terrorism
    lol
  37. Profile photo of nosociallife
    nosociallife Female 13-17
    17 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 1:19 pm
    Uh-oh... looks like that they`re missing their cows already... better return them. }-)
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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    June 28, 2007 at 2:31 pm
    all the pics are either bad shops,good skethes of bad shops, or bad sketches of bad shops!
  39. Profile photo of kmkinluv
    kmkinluv Female 13-17
    23 posts
    August 24, 2007 at 12:50 am
    PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH!!! LMAO!!! hahhaahahahaahha OMG!! WTF??? Dude....hahahaha
    Reminds me of south park!!! The first episode!! Lol!!!

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