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Date: 02/23/06 02:20 AM

43 Responses to White House Had Prior Knowledge Of Cheney Threat

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 11:40 pm
    Link: White House Had Prior Knowledge Of Cheney Threat - Once again, they failed to connect the dots.
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    DaSniper44 Male 18-29
    44 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 2:25 am
    Ok before anything starts, THIS IS NOT, I REPEAT NOT REAL! Good link, they got alot of articles, some are funny.
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    BladeofKeyZ Male 13-17
    204 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 2:27 am
    Amazingly funny.
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
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    February 23, 2006 at 2:56 am
    I prefer The Onion to CNN for my daily fix of current events. It`s like herion for the current events jonesing mind
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    FRANCESUX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 3:09 am
    wait is this real?? i think it like totally is! i mean u cant photoshop the news so it must be real
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    natkaz_99 Male 18-29
    101 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 3:53 am
    "hurtling a photocopier". who is this guy, the hulk?
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    browndog1981 Male 18-29
    105 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 7:04 am
    Fake story doesn`t change the fact that the fat old man is a tool
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    notapervert Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 7:49 am
    o.o
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    IckBee Female 18-29
    116 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 8:59 am
    Hahaha... that was pretty funny.
    I`m not suprised certain people would think it`s real, though.
    It`s just like a parody of how the government had prior knowledge to 9/11
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    MrEman Male 18-29
    329 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 9:04 am
    thanks for the info sniper and ickbee. being american and actually bein kinda funny i give this a 3 for effort.
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    guapodude Male 13-17
    329 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 9:54 am
    Thanks again, Onion!
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    jtc970 Male 13-17
    337 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 10:30 am

    For those of you who grow tired of the anti-bush, anti-american and anti-christian posts on I-am-bored, check out http://www.fazed.net/ they are a more mature group of people with quality entertaining links not corrupted by political agenda. (Buddy likes to ALOT of his links from there anyway)
    For those who beleive the Onion has validity, disregard and move on.

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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 10:36 am
    FRANCESUX, I think it is real. I asked my friend, and they said that it`s real, too. Also, it`s about the white house and it`s real.
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    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 11:08 am
    Uhhh....fazed.net, populated by a "more mature group of people"?!?! LOL!!!! And jtc970, actually talking about *others* having a political agenda?! :-D

    Oh my...needed to wipe a tear there. :-) But I digress. jtc970, let me be the first to take the pleasure of welcoming you out the door, if you feel buddy/IAB doesn`t do it for you. Please, feel free to find your place, and make your seemingly neverending, inane diatribes, elsewhere.
    And that aside from how crass and brainless it is coming on to sites and actually recommending others *instead*. I mean no one is necessarily happy with every link here (I personally find the Family Guy clips have long worn out their welcome), but damn.

    Anyway, don`t mean to interrupt. As you were...out the door and on to your bigger and better things (hopefully including a sense of humor, frankly). Please. :-)

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    jtc970 Male 13-17
    337 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 11:54 am
    http://www.i-am-bored.com/i_am_bored_out...

    let me ask you, when is enough enough?

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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 12:18 pm
    Well, you`ve got to admit - he has a point. ^
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    Doppel Male 18-29
    75 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 1:20 pm
    Thank you, jtc970. I`m glad to see that there are some vigilant people here.

    fk, there is a big difference between not having a sense of humor and being able to identify the obnoxious. IAB has anti-Republican posts daily and you know it. The only reason you don`t agree with jtc`s comments is that you agree with and laugh at every "Bush is dumb" link on this site. Grow up.

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    FRANCESUX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 2:24 pm
    ^^it`s more anti-bush than it is anti-republican, and half of it is pretty funny, unless youre a diehard conservative like jtc or doppel with a giant stick up ur ass.

    IF U DONT LIKE BUSH JOKES DONT CLICK THE LINK!!
    VERY SIMPLE

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    jtc970 Male 13-17
    337 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 2:43 pm
    I`m not a conservative, I have some very liberal views.
    I just dont like to see my president elected by the people twice constantly bashed EVERYWHERE I look.
    I started coming to I-am-bored because well, I was bored and thought thats what it was for.
    You just admitted that half the link about Bush arent even funny, and you know most arent even entertaining. so why even add them to a site that is meant to entertain? Which is why I point out Fazed.com. They know how to entertain without injecting political crap links every single day.
    And FRANCESUX, please, stop trying to insult people that dont agree with you, we get enough of that from the democratic party and Buddy.
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    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 4:14 pm
    If you don`t like I-am-bored because it has too much politics, then don`t bother coming. There is no reason that we should have to put up with you complaining about it being left-wing or conservative, or racist. If you are complaining because it isn`t funny, I would understand, but you`re just being annoying.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 4:40 pm
    This article is a load bull poo. They said "possessed the capabilities and intentions to spray a senior citizen with projectiles fired from a shotgun or other weapon." WTF? That is freakin retarded. Cheney never meant to shoot his BEST FRIEND. Come on people, do you honestly think that the vice president would WANT to shoot his best friend? And he owned up to it. He didn`t shift the blame or anything. I think this article was made up, even though it is on an actual news site. And an even bigger load of crap is this - "The president routinely deals with any number of reports concerning the vice president`s assaults on our nation`s elderly, such as ear-biting, clubbing, or in one case, the hurtling of a photocopier". You can`t honestly tell me that our vice president hurled a photocopier. Anybody who believes this is a complete moron. I know that democrats love to bash Bush, true - he may not be a great speaker, but that doesn`t mean that he`s a terrorist. Come on, re
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 4:40 pm
    They replaced sh*t w/ poo. That`s retarded.
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    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 5:03 pm
    Um, I think anything making fun of our president is funny, you know why? because he is ridiculous, and ridiculous people are funny, no matter what position they hold in our country. Besides, I didn`t vote for him, so I dont feel embaressed about him being in power, though those who voted for him should...
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    beernotbombs Male 18-29
    144 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 5:58 pm
    Cheny with a gun *shudders*
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    "For those of you who grow tired of the anti-bush, anti-american and anti-christian posts on I-am-bored, check out http://www.fazed.net/ they are a more mature group of people with quality entertaining links not corrupted by political agenda. (Buddy likes to ALOT of his links from there anyway)
    For those who beleive the Onion has validity, disregard and move on."

    ha ha ha ha ah ah ha ha ha....ooo hugh hugh *chuckle* chuckle* chuckle* he he ha he ha he ha *snort* WO HA NA CA HE HE>>>>Sorry *snort* he lol lamo, o.k *chucle* *snort* ok -baaa haa baaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......O.k seriooooo...sss...ly now *breath in* *breath out* breath in* breath out...*snicker*

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    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 6:03 pm
    There`s a lot of anti-Bush links because he`s the most powerful man in the world. Powerful people get made fun of a lot in free societies. Deal with it.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 6:06 pm
    The sad thing is, this story could easily have been true. With the current administration, it wouldn`t surprise me at all.
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    davidson Male 18-29
    111 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 6:17 pm
    "just dont like to see my president elected by the people twice"

    elected after winning second place in the election...twice...and its 64 percent of the general population dont care much for bush... so wat if its not something you agree with, surfers discretion is advised, if you dont want to see it dont look at it, oh and by the way the onion is one of the various sites on the interweb that does not really have credibility. if your granny panties are being knotted up from it just get over it, your b**ching and moaning isnt gonna change peoples views, its just a satirical look at the government

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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 6:21 pm
    it could in a way be true, but the way they said things was just weird.
    oh and gypsycassie, are you saying that if i make jokes about you, theyre gunna be funny? ha.
    and yes while i understand that Bush is pretty much the most powerful man in the world, and that its alot of the time funny. but it is just ridiculous that so much of the submitted content is in some way making fun of Bush, or Chritians/Christianity, or Conservetives in general. if there were less biased links, or submitted links that showed veiws from both sides and not just one, it would be a little more entertaining. of course, politics isnt a reason to just quit a site, so stay here but dont click any political links. there still may be a few left right?
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    MrEman Male 18-29
    329 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 6:55 pm
    `I just dont like to see my president elected by the people TWICE constantly bashed EVERYWHERE I look` - jtc

    lol

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    MrEman Male 18-29
    329 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 6:57 pm
    oh and lol to pooptart too, thats some funny ****
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    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 7:51 pm
    Wow I just read pooptart`s comment. Either he is extremely sarcastic or extremely stupid. I`m leaning towards the latter.
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    silverant Male 13-17
    215 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 8:19 pm
    Goddamit enought already with the Cheney thing. I mean, I hate Dick as much as the next guy, but come on. It`s not funny anymore
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    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 8:43 pm
    Dick cheney is a Dick!
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    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 8:45 pm
    Heh, im not a big fan of the bush bashing, but this is pretty funny.
    However, we`ve had enough political debates over here at I-am-bored, and thouse debates my friends, gets old real fast.
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    b3nzyme Male 18-29
    279 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 10:48 pm
    dick cheney fills out his name... lolz.

    back when colin powell was the sec. of state, we could say our nation was run by bush,dick, and colin.

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    beernotbombs Male 18-29
    144 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 11:41 pm
    THIS IS ABSURD
    YOUR FIGHTING OVER "THE ONION" FOR F*&KS SAKE
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 11:59 pm
    I`m not stupid, I just thought the photocopier thing was funny. I can just imagine Cheney turning green and becoming all buff. Then he says "Cheney Mad! Cheney destroy! Cheney hurl photocopier at your a$s!"
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    davidson Male 18-29
    111 posts
    February 24, 2006 at 12:40 am
    lol your funny poopy
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    Doppel Male 18-29
    75 posts
    February 24, 2006 at 1:50 pm
    davidson, Bush won both elections, despite widespread fraud perpetrated by Democrats and the media, so enough with that chestnut. Also, your 64 percent figure is only a job disapproval rating, which would be higher if the American public actually knew what the heck was going on. Still, if the Democrats really thought the majority of America hated Bush, don`t you think he would be gone by now?

    beernotbombs, we are not fighting about the article in the Onion. We are arguing about the obvious liberal bias on i-am-bored.com.

    Sure, presidential satire is to be expected, but this is ridiculous. Just Google Bush`s name and you`ll find millions of web pages ridiculing or lying about him. Don`t get me wrong here: I thought the Cheney incident was kind of funny until Whittington had a heart attack. I just think that nonstop coverage of a hunting accident is more than enough evidence to prove my (and jtc970`s) points.

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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    February 24, 2006 at 4:30 pm
    Well said Doppel, I agree. And to davidson, your cracked-out smurf is funny too. :-D
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    davidson Male 18-29
    111 posts
    February 25, 2006 at 9:15 am
    He lost the popular vote, and he got in through technicalities. The big media tycoons and donors are republicans a lot of the media is actually in bush’s favor. If the public knew what was going there’d be a rise in social upheaval, theres so much that’s the public doesn’t know because the administration does not want to tarnish their record, and if there is any news of wats going theres obviously a big media spin. So your right disapproval would be higher if they knew what was going on. The only reason there is the a big deal about about cheney is…the vice president shot a dude, and hell you know media they’ll create a storm about anything, as long as it attracts viewers, and right now it’s a very hot topic. Stupid media, but democrats will be democrats, republicans will be republicans, and presidents and other members of the administration as long as they are in the administration will always be put into a satirical perspective,
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    davidson Male 18-29
    111 posts
    February 25, 2006 at 9:20 am
    voltaire said "i dont agree with what your saying but i will defend to the death your right to say it" if a liberal wants to put a liberal link, let him do so, if a conservative wants to post something up him as well should do so. granted that it isnt untasteful humor. the next time (if ever) the democrats will be in power, i can almost garuntee there will be some links slandering them, its almost a sure thing it comes with the power. im not a liberal im not a conservative, i am however open to political humor without getting worked up on "how bias" these links are, if you find something funny about liberals and its tasteful post it. share the laugh with the community
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    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    February 25, 2006 at 12:42 pm
    Sertrbl-Probably, I am pretty ridiculous. Not in a "ridiculous enough to destory the world as we know it kind of way", but I am definitly goofy, so joke away, Ill laugh with ya.

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