Toilet Snorkel

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Weird
http://totallyabsurd.com/toiletsnorkel.htm

It"s actually a pretty good invention.
There are 42 comments:
Female 25
lmao
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Male 415
yea...................sure
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Female 230
thats just lovely.
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Female 1,468
I`d rather pass out from smoke inhallation.
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Male 211
So, you have the choice between horrible death by being grilled alive or slow death breathing through sewage pipes... tough choice. What if someone`s on the can? What if the sewage pipes breaks because of heat... you breath plain deadly gaz! And when firefighter find you half dead, they think you had one of those hangover (you probably puked all your guts by the time they are there breathing through pipes) and charge you as the pyromaniac who set fire to the building. Bad invention I say!
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Female 333
i think it could be a good idea. For instance if theres a fire in my house at night and im in my room and the fires in the landing the only rooms i could run is back into my room and ito the bathroom and if i run into the bathroom ands theres hevy smoke flooding in under the door i would use it. Yh its gross but if it saves my life id use. oh and before some one says well why do smash the window its very high up and theres nothing to stand on. wow i didnt mean the post to be so long.
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Female 207
thats stupid....
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Female 141
wow...how interesting=/
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Female 458
I would rather die from smoke inhalation than die sniffing someones turd

lmao i thought that comment was hilarious
and also y would someone just sit there in there bathroom? i dont think that thing is gunna keep u from burning to death

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Female 26
ide rather die from inhaling smoke than choking on a turd from that contraption and imagine the shame when they found your body keeld over still cluching the tube to your mouth with the other end in tha toilet!
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Female 501
i can see the goodness out of this invention. so many people die of smoke inhalation from fires every year. even if you do drink a little toilet water... you`ll live.. just dont tell anyone bout it..
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Male 35
Why didn`t he just make it for the sink instead...? That sick freak.
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Female 216
Hahahaaha. What if you accidentally scraped some of the sludge on the side of the pipe and ended up inhaling some of the . . . you know, feces.

Eeeew.

Hahahaha.

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Male 1,521
Stupid and disgusting! The one person that design that S h i t should be put to death for stupidity!
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Male 731
You just know some fool screwed it up and got some of that toilet water in his lungs.
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Male 730
screw this site, and its faulty posting system.
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Male 730
methane is odorless. the gasses mixed in, not so much. also, maybe you are in your windowless bathroom that is not one wall away from the outdoors, with a fire on the other side of the door. if a fire is burning at a certain heat, adding the oxygen in your bathroom by opening the door will cause it to violently combust (explode). its not entirely stupid. i have no idea how dangerous breathing toilet air is, and neither do you most likely. soooo...shut up? if i got one of these for valentines day, i would know i had found my soul mate. toilet snorkle=love.
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Male 730
methane is odorless. the gasses mixed in, not so much. also, maybe you are in your windowless bathroom that is not one wall away from the outdoors, with a fire on the other side of the door. if a fire is burning at a certain heat, adding the oxygen in your bathroom by opening the door will cause it to violently combust (explode). its not entirely stupid. i have no idea how dangerous breathing toilet air is, and neither do you most likely. soooo...shut up? if i got one of these for valentines day, i would know i had found my soul mate. toilet snorkle= love.
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Male 2,720
i wish i could buy one of these somewhere. what a perfect valentine`s day gift.
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Female 139
oh my god that is so F U C K I N G gross...wtf! what kind of jackass would make this crap? How bout you just try to get out of the fire. breathing toilet bowl air...smh
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Female 123
mmmmmmm smoke or methane.
choices, choices.
*gag*
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Female 349
I have a book of inventions like this. Some of them are MUCH weirder.
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Female 533
whatever happened to fire escapes?
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Male 730
that is the singular best invention ever. an amazing was to accidentally inhale the water in your toilet because you havent put it in all the way.
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Female 572
eeew can you imagine if you didn`t push it far back enough and it was still in the water.....
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Female 335
Interesting, Either this guy was really dumb.... or was trying to make a fool out of someone.

You decide!

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Male 135
that is just completely stupid. and disgusting if you think about it....
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Female 42
maby its a punishment for letting the fire start anyway.
just buy a couple of smoke detectors and you wont have to suck on toilet air.
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Female 1,062
Ah yes, fresh toilety air. Or you could just open a window.
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Male 77
umm sewer air has dangerous gas...why do you think the pipes are shaped the way they are? to keep the dang sewer air out!
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Male 168
I can`t even imagine what the fireman`s reaction would be to finding someone like that. Any volunteers to give him the kiss of life??
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Female 145
How hygenic.
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Female 154
^here here.. the thought of it makes me sick.
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Male 221
I would rather die from smoke inhalation than die sniffing someones turd.
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Male 24
Yea I think if a person was to make an effort to obtain a breathing apparatus it would be portable oxygen.
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Female 533
Oh yeah!!!! sewer air is MUCH better for you! You would be much better off buying an emergency canister of oxygen with conserving nasal cannula and leaving it near the bed.
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Female 2,144
Yeah Who Is Going To Do That While Burning To Death?
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Male 194
"Toilet Snorkel, formulated to provide a fresh air source..." S U R E

How about getting the hell out of there instead of breathing that foul stench? Hmmm

If it came down to dying or breathing toilet air-

I`d rather die.

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Female 2,244
I wouldn`t even think of using that in case of a fire.
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Female 1,972
What kind of fresh air is he expecting to find breathing toilet air?
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Female 50
Uh....huh. Sure. Why not
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Male 10,115
Link: Toilet Snorkel [Rate Link] - It`s actually a pretty good invention.
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