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Date: 02/19/06 02:20 AM

107 Responses to Things My Boyfriend Says

  1. Profile photo of disastrid
    disastrid Female 18-29
    1 post
    February 18, 2006 at 8:28 pm
    Link: Things My Boyfriend Says - Funny things some chick`s boyfriend says. Hilarious.
  2. Profile photo of chestertheje
    chestertheje Male 13-17
    605 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 2:25 am
    pretty witty stuff there, I like it

    me: What do you think famous dogs eat?
    e: Smaller dogs.

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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 2:50 am
    E: "A small part of you is made of RETARD."
    E on America`s Next Top Model: "High drama at the Whore Factory"
    I wish my b/f ws this funny
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    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 3:04 am
    lol
  5. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 3:54 am
    Cute.
  6. Profile photo of miss-spawn
    miss-spawn Female 18-29
    249 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 4:28 am
    Haha... That is too funny.
  7. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 4:46 am
    a million to one that she gets tired of the constant cracks
  8. Profile photo of yakkitori
    yakkitori Female 13-17
    630 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 4:52 am
    pretty funny
  9. Profile photo of Figgy
    Figgy Male 18-29
    314 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 5:08 am
    Classic :D
  10. Profile photo of Lynn_19
    Lynn_19 Female 18-29
    200 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 5:09 am
    *yawn*
  11. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 5:25 am
    Meh.

    The background makes my eyes hurt.

  12. Profile photo of blue18
    blue18 Female 18-29
    147 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 6:57 am
    it was ok -
    though the vegan one was cute
  13. Profile photo of Evil_Smurf
    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 7:09 am
    I`d never break up with him if I was a chick. :-P
    Damn, that`s hilarious!
  14. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 7:10 am
    haha

    While E was playing Civilization 4 I decided to go to the store. He asked if I would bring him back something, I said no, and he said:

    "And I was just going to name this city I conquered after you. I guess I`ll have to call it Bitchburg."

  15. Profile photo of tomad
    tomad Male 13-17
    12 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 7:48 am
    its funny cus its true
  16. Profile photo of oldie
    oldie Male 13-17
    241 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 7:53 am
    Crap. Does she absolutly idolise him?
  17. Profile photo of gowidaflo
    gowidaflo Female 18-29
    154 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 8:04 am
    yea, i wish my bf was this funny too.
  18. Profile photo of xyra1
    xyra1 Female 18-29
    190 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 8:19 am
    Sounds like a very interesting relationship. I`d love to find a guy with that type of personality. Never a dull moment, lol.
  19. Profile photo of Manicstoive
    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 8:20 am
    Make a wish
    I wish for a can of coke

    Why are you callind me Mustard?
    Because you said I could
    No I didn`t
    Yes you did. Think back, Mustard

    Then you`ll buy me a pony?
    I don`t think ther`ll be any money left after the gold rocket horse

    haha I liked it. very funny.

  20. Profile photo of PlatinumKate
    PlatinumKate Female 18-29
    301 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 9:17 am
    If for any reason you think that something on your body smells like dinosaurs, you should wash it.
  21. Profile photo of phco3
    phco3 Female 18-29
    220 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 9:20 am
    pretty funny. I laughed out loud at the "punch mother nature in the face" one.
  22. Profile photo of sbsp_fan_1
    sbsp_fan_1 Female 13-17
    529 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 10:37 am
    me: Your fly is open.
    e: I`M ADVERTISING.

    Brill guy, wish I knew him!

  23. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 10:38 am
    A little jealous over here! That was pretty funny.
  24. Profile photo of MrBrightside
    MrBrightside Male 18-29
    49 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 10:40 am
    "About that money I owe you. Do you take sex?"
  25. Profile photo of ShaylaCherry
    ShaylaCherry Female 13-17
    37 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 11:15 am
    Those are great!
  26. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 12:05 pm
    Haha, great stuff.
  27. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 12:20 pm
    Good God, people are shallow.
  28. Profile photo of Mecha_Metter
    Mecha_Metter Male 13-17
    45 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 12:27 pm
    heehee

    >:(

  29. Profile photo of Mecha_Metter
    Mecha_Metter Male 13-17
    45 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 12:27 pm
    i mean >-(
  30. Profile photo of Mecha_Metter
    Mecha_Metter Male 13-17
    45 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 12:27 pm
    heehee

    >:(

  31. Profile photo of DeeBack008
    DeeBack008 Male 13-17
    214 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 12:34 pm
    me: Your fly is open.
    e: I`M ADVERTISING.


    this guy is great

  32. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 12:35 pm
    lol haha!
  33. Profile photo of flippant
    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 12:36 pm
    Note to Author:

    If you`re going to have a site called "Things My Boyfriend Says", you might want to insure readership by having an interesting, witty, or funny boyfriend!

  34. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 12:48 pm
    Another site made by people who think being able to make a few slightly witty comments makes them special. What a waste of Internet.
  35. Profile photo of lexmex
    lexmex Female 18-29
    458 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 12:57 pm
    lmao those were great
    Make a wish
    I wish for a can of coke
    i think that was my favorite i wish he was my boyfriend im jealous
    and then wen they showed a picture of him and it was a smily face on paper i cracked up-hes pretty witty
  36. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 1:04 pm
    wow, that guy says a lot of stuff, but anyway, I wish I could have a boyfriend as funny as he is.

    While watching America`s Next Top Model.

    "High drama at the whore factory!"
    my favourite!

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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 1:15 pm
    Haha. Cool guy. Wish I knew him.
  38. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 1:23 pm
    I think Im in love...
  39. Profile photo of Lynn_19
    Lynn_19 Female 18-29
    200 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 1:36 pm
    Well she thinks he`s so cool and worships whatever he says -
    when actually he`s just putting her down with semi-intelligent quips that hide insecurity.
    Methinks its damn childish.
  40. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2282 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 1:44 pm
    Errr, he does have some nice quips, but I`ve said funnier stuff than that. Girls get so easily impressed by anything, I swear.
  41. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2282 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 1:46 pm
    She probably felates him everyday for every quip he says and tosses his salad. I want a girl like that.
  42. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 2:13 pm
    "when actually he`s just putting her down"

    That`s the thing. There`s no woman that would put up with these mild put-downs without it leaving some effect over a period of time.

  43. Profile photo of Gobz
    Gobz Male 18-29
    65 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 2:30 pm
    Coors Light.

    "If you gave me a car made of diamonds and blowjobs all day I still wouldn`t drink that beer."

    Oh, so true.

  44. Profile photo of Ravenclawd69
    Ravenclawd69 Female 13-17
    106 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 3:22 pm
    e: Are there any cans of coke left?
    me: No, I drank the last one but maybe the store`s still open ... *looks at clock* No, BUT IT`S 11:11! MAKE A WISH!
    e: i wish for a can of coke.


    lol!!!!!!!!

  45. Profile photo of Yushi
    Yushi Female 18-29
    412 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 4:21 pm
    Once in a while is funny, but if he does that CONSTANTLY, then it`s time to make this `boyfriend` into `just a friend`.
  46. Profile photo of Dark_Dragon
    Dark_Dragon Female 13-17
    117 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 4:31 pm
    Meh.

    Ha. I think it`s kind of funny how most people who didn`t like it were male.

  47. Profile photo of holt811
    holt811 Female 18-29
    45 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 4:33 pm
    I agree yushi, he`s probably great fun as a friend but to live with that 24/7...def would get o-l-d.
  48. Profile photo of duffbeer4moe
    duffbeer4moe Female 13-17
    677 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 4:35 pm
    Thanks also to everyone who sent a couple of bucks (all four of you!). We`re saving them up until we have enough to buy something completely irresponsible, which might take till 2054 but we`ll get that gold rocket horse eventually.

    lol...

  49. Profile photo of blonde_8080
    blonde_8080 Female 13-17
    50 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 4:49 pm
    HA :-)
  50. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    i didn`t think any of them were funny.
    no i`m not a party pooper, and there`s actually
    a site where he picked up those jokes from.
    nothing new/original...
  51. Profile photo of ExcelZero
    ExcelZero Male 18-29
    58 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 5:11 pm
    Am I the only one who thinks this is self indulgent crap? I mean yes, the bunny one was pretty funny but any idiot can crack wise once in a while. To quote Will Ferrell from Zoolander "I feel like I`m taking crazy pills!" This guy made a couple of decent jokes, and maybe one really funny one, but damn I knw alot of people who can prattle on and make people laugh alot harder than this. Either way I have no idea why a website was made for it, and why it was worth posting here.
  52. Profile photo of JPCOO
    JPCOO Male 18-29
    163 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 5:34 pm
    TabooPoison
    "Another site made by people who think being able to make a few slightly witty comments makes them special. What a waste of Internet."


    You must have obviously just started going on the internet. If you think this is a waste of internet space then you havn`t seen nothing yet. I still have nightmares from some of the things I saw and read.....*shivers*

  53. Profile photo of JPCOO
    JPCOO Male 18-29
    163 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 5:34 pm
    ExcelZero
    "Am I the only one who thinks this is self indulgent crap? I mean yes, the bunny one was pretty funny but any idiot can crack wise once in a while. To quote Will Ferrell from Zoolander "I feel like I`m taking crazy pills!" This guy made a couple of decent jokes, and maybe one really funny one, but damn I knw alot of people who can prattle on and make people laugh alot harder than this. Either way I have no idea why a website was made for it, and why it was worth posting here."


    And this must obviously be your first time at i-am-bored. If you think this isn`t worth posting here then you havn`t seen nothing yet. I still have nightmares from some of the things I saw and read from here.....*shivers* :)

  54. Profile photo of Dolleyes
    Dolleyes Female 13-17
    19 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 5:36 pm
    ... And the green-eyed monsters rear their ugly heads. . .

    I actually thought he was kind of witty, they both seem like pretty fun people to be around.

  55. Profile photo of SillyRocker
    SillyRocker Female 13-17
    98 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 5:40 pm
    =D
  56. Profile photo of JPCOO
    JPCOO Male 18-29
    163 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 5:43 pm
    Sorry for the tripple post but the whole messege was too long.

    Anyway, why are some of you guys being so up tight? You guys are acting like you were expecting the funniest comments in the world or something. This is just a regular guy, you know. Why don`t you guys just chill, lay back, and relax for once. You don`t have to criticize EVERYTHING just because you`re having a bad day or your life sucks.

  57. Profile photo of MrBrightside
    MrBrightside Male 18-29
    49 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 5:56 pm
    On 2/19/2006 12:48:47 PM TabooPoison wrote: Another site made by people who think being able to make a few slightly witty comments makes them special. What a waste of Internet.
    Owww, irony...overload...idiot causing head to burst...
  58. Profile photo of SaSsYgUrL13
    SaSsYgUrL13 Female 13-17
    139 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 6:16 pm
    y did i read all of those?
  59. Profile photo of jjcruiser13
    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 6:20 pm
    "Another site made by people who think being able to make a few slightly witty comments makes them special. What a waste of Internet."

    Yeah, like the numanuma song and All your base are belong to us are GOOD use of the internet. You``re on a site to look at webpages that have no value except trying to make people laugh. Which is what this person did. Is anything around here intelligent uses of the internet?

  60. Profile photo of diddleysquat
    diddleysquat Male 30-39
    205 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 6:29 pm
    "Yeah, crazy girls are the best in bed. They`re also the most likely to bite off your weiner."

  61. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 6:29 pm
    PRETTY GOOD
  62. Profile photo of ExcelZero
    ExcelZero Male 18-29
    58 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 6:36 pm
    JPCOO
    "Anyway, why are some of you guys being so up tight? You guys are acting like you were expecting the funniest comments in the world or something. This is just a regular guy, you know. Why don`t you guys just chill, lay back, and relax for once. You don`t have to criticize EVERYTHING just because you`re having a bad day or your life sucks."

    Yes I am terribly sure you know all from one or two comments

    Any chance you could repeat that about first time on the internet line a third time? I have been on since the early days or Prodigy, and been on IAB for about half a year. There is definately some bad stuff but this is a comment forum. I didn`t like it, get over it. Oh and allow me to analyze you in the matter to which you are accustomed. I`ll tear your idea apart and make quick assumptions like you did :-)so here it goes... "You must have some sort of self confidence issue to go on the attack as quickly as you do" Kudos!

  63. Profile photo of qtran77
    qtran77 Female 13-17
    211 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 6:40 pm
    I didn`t like it because of the fact that he`s taken. Otherwise it was really good.
  64. Profile photo of CAPN_JAC
    CAPN_JAC Female 18-29
    62 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 6:54 pm
    very funny,!!!
  65. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 7:01 pm
    hmm..<i>pretty</i> funny.
  66. Profile photo of milarepa
    milarepa Male 40-49
    10 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 7:09 pm
    I AM that funny, but my wife doesn`t speak enough english to understand my hilarity!

    I want to be friends with people like them...

  67. Profile photo of damurfdog
    damurfdog Female 13-17
    264 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 7:09 pm
    lolz, now if they had one that said,
    E: I`m really optimistic
    Me: How optimistic?
    E: So optimistic that I could talk about global annihilation and the trials and tribulations and every one would say that was sweet
  68. Profile photo of damurfdog
    damurfdog Female 13-17
    264 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 7:10 pm
    ^lolz
  69. Profile photo of Melxoxo
    Melxoxo Female 18-29
    335 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 7:11 pm
    "me: Your fly is open.
    e: I`M ADVERTISING."

    "About that money I owe you. Do you take sex?"

    They cracked me up... a want a man like that

  70. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 7:12 pm
    Stupid!
  71. Profile photo of UberRoxor
    UberRoxor Male 18-29
    24 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 7:23 pm
    I want 5 minutes of my life back, and to delete this blue envelope.
  72. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 8:36 pm
    "Buy this truck and PUNCH MOTHER NATURE IN THE FACE."
  73. Profile photo of shishkabob
    shishkabob Male 13-17
    180 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 8:44 pm
    haha i "advertise" all the time
  74. Profile photo of IloveShoes
    IloveShoes Female 18-29
    430 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 8:52 pm
    Haha that was funny, i wonder if is hot, or if he is a dork, i bet if he was hot there would be a picture posted. She should do that.
  75. Profile photo of guardateciel
    guardateciel Female 18-29
    727 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 9:05 pm
    not bad not bad
  76. Profile photo of rockingout
    rockingout Male 13-17
    44 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 9:17 pm
    hahahaha, funny as hell!

    that chick sounds pretty cool too.

  77. Profile photo of silador2004
    silador2004 Male 13-17
    74 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 9:23 pm
    None of that was funny.
  78. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2282 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 10:13 pm
    Wow, are you people really that easily amused? No wonder why girls don`t like me, I am actually intelligent enough to devise something that I didn`t get out of a movie, he retains absolutely no originality. People are impressed by crude and not funny jokes apparently.

    Ah if only I too could bask in this semblance of intelligence, and be loved for satisfying their starved life with modicum intelligence myself. It`s simply a threat to women when a guy is actually intelligent, how sad it is.

    This kind of person gets old fast, with all his little quips to circumvent all his insecurities and obvious problems, it can just get old and it`s telegraphed intensely. If you girls want a guy who as smart as a brick, then I think I give up on the female sex entirely, you are the weakest link, goodbye.

    I seriously will never understand why guys like this can even get a girl or...

    Girls who go to clubs/bars to get husbands, or vice versa. No relationship material there, or anywhere.

  79. Profile photo of mark87fndr
    mark87fndr Male 13-17
    49 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 12:05 am
    ^ Sheeeeeeet dude, you need to get laid.
  80. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2282 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 2:09 am
    I got laid last night...now what are you going to say?
  81. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 2:11 am
    He isn`t funny at all. Quite lame.
  82. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2282 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 2:34 pm
    See, even she agrees. ^ I love you. Marry me.
  83. Profile photo of palm
    palm Male 30-39
    223 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 4:10 pm
    this guy is a genius, or maybe it was me who said those things... My hair does smell like dinosaurs...
  84. Profile photo of tito2963
    tito2963 Male 13-17
    112 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 9:32 pm
    "Look at this poosucker. Or as they say in Mexico, chuprakaka."

    FUNNY AS HELL....especially if u understand spanish.....

  85. Profile photo of JPCOO
    JPCOO Male 18-29
    163 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 9:42 pm
    ExcelZero
    "Any chance you could repeat that about first time on the internet line a third time? I have been on since the early days or Prodigy, and been on IAB for about half a year. There is definitely some bad stuff but this is a comment forum. I didn`t like it, get over it."


    It`s ok to hate anything you want, but this is just for fun. Why do you have to love or hate everything? You know, that site isn`t to entertain you; it`s just for fun. It`s just a couple that are having fun and in nobodies business. Can`t you just relax for once and not judge everything.

  86. Profile photo of JPCOO
    JPCOO Male 18-29
    163 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 9:43 pm
    Sorry for the dobule post, but it was a little long.


    ExcelZero
    "Oh and allow me to analyze you in the matter to which you are accustomed. I`ll tear your idea apart and make quick assumptions like you did so here it goes... "You must have some sort of self confidence issue to go on the attack as quickly as you do" Kudos!"

    Well, you are right about the self-confidence part. But, when I say: "This obviously is the first time you are on the internet". It isn`t supposed to be taken seriously. It`s a sentence with a purpose to make you realize that there is much more worse stuff on the internet.

  87. Profile photo of btc54215
    btc54215 Male 13-17
    101 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 9:53 pm
    lmfao you guys need to relax and stop being so jelous who gives a drat.... someday SPrinkZ you might find the right gu...girl lol just chill he is funny
  88. Profile photo of Mecha_Metter
    Mecha_Metter Male 13-17
    45 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 10:34 pm
    EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

    *thinks*

    This is cool......heeheeeheeeheeeheeeeheeeheeeeheeeeheeeeheeeeheee

    not the heeeheees i meant the link thingy....

    it rocked..you jealous basterds or as they say in chineese hegbhgj

  89. Profile photo of Mecha_Metter
    Mecha_Metter Male 13-17
    45 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 10:34 pm
    ^^^dont hate me 4 that post^^^
  90. Profile photo of Mecha_Metter
    Mecha_Metter Male 13-17
    45 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 10:35 pm
    bastards***

    (i think)

    sorry bout triple posting

  91. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2282 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 12:23 am
    I love how the only people who have actually rebuked me are like 14 years old who probably want to give the lame jerk a rim job. Get out of highschool first then start blabbing your trash, God damn peons.
  92. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2282 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 12:26 am
    "Look at this poosucker. Or as they say in Mexico, chuprakaka." - Worlds pootiest pun on the fabled beast that roams south america eating goats...

    Wow...only 13 year olds find him funny. I understand his audience now, prepubescent to adolescent teenager...anything above it has transcended the level of callowness required to find this intellectually engaging.

    Eureka!

  93. Profile photo of Lynn_19
    Lynn_19 Female 18-29
    200 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 1:57 am
    And to think they`re already 26/27-ish.B-|
  94. Profile photo of blue18
    blue18 Female 18-29
    147 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 5:30 am
    listn SPrinkz im 21,studyin to be a doctor and i still think this guy is funny! so u need to chill out a bit!
  95. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2282 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 2:38 pm
    I`ve met people who were 40 who were immature. Notice how I said that they should have transcended the callowness required?

    You obviously haven`t taken the leap yet.

  96. Profile photo of btc54215
    btc54215 Male 13-17
    101 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 6:54 pm
    damn SPrinkZ get a life this guy is funny, ur jealous, you have to make fun of him because he is better than you why can`t you just accept that :-P. Did you know that some people your age actually have a sense of humor!!! :-O. Why do you care if people like this guy? If you hate him make one post and say `i hate him` rather than giving something as long as a life story on 5 posts
  97. Profile photo of JetsRetarded
    JetsRetarded Female 18-29
    21 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 8:00 pm
    I didn`t find it that funny. It was just him and his gf having pretty normal conversations....
  98. Profile photo of Tanny
    Tanny Female 13-17
    93 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 3:29 pm
    lots of guys here r pretty hostile, nothing there was "LMAO-able" but still, some things he says r pretty witty and cute.. i still say my boyfriend is better and funnier
  99. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    February 24, 2006 at 2:22 pm
    *yawn*
  100. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    February 24, 2006 at 3:09 pm
    Most of that was only "meh" material at best. His gf seems to worship him.
  101. Profile photo of Alle35
    Alle35 Female 30-39
    7 posts
    February 25, 2006 at 9:31 am
    Very funny
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    Juicy_Juice Female 13-17
    328 posts
    February 25, 2006 at 10:39 pm
    wtf? That wasn`t funny at all. Was it supposed to be? I honestly didn`t get it, like, at all.
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    IceErines Female 18-29
    120 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 1:41 pm
    uh...I just want to say that what he is saying looks really familiar. Alot of it I`ve heard before. Some of it is funny but I don`t think it`s just his words...It seems he`s taken the bunny trail to plagiarism because my friends say these things and I`m pretty sure they`re unoriginal and have never heard of this dude...eh. Who [email protected] cares?
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    petle_13 Female 13-17
    201 posts
    March 11, 2006 at 11:59 am
    That`s funny stuff right there.
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    kmdavis85 Female 18-29
    605 posts
    March 27, 2006 at 8:17 pm
    I kept laughing aloud in the middle of Starbucks while reading those. People were looking at me funny.
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    peppyprep Female 13-17
    476 posts
    April 23, 2006 at 2:54 am
    lol jealous.
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    mollyluv77 Female 13-17
    81 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 6:33 pm
    imitating a pmsing woman:
    help.me.stab.the puppy

    that made me laugh out loud

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