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When I first read it I thought it was true to, probably because I`m an idiot. But isint it a shame that in this day n age of wiretaps and omnipresent screening of all communications, secret searches, secret arrests, rectal exams to get on a bus....paranoia ( you are a terroist if you dont have photo i.d., I lost mine for a week and it was hell). Isint it a shame, and a testament to how poisend our culture has become, that someone can belive for even a moment that this is possibal....Is there anyone here who honestly know it was fake before they saw the candyporn and fake new`s links? IT`s not suprising that most would say "NO". Anything involving screening,scans and rectal exams wouldent surprise me at all.....WHERE ARE WE GOING! I want to live in an america where I dont have to get past the headline...or double check the link to realize something like this is bullpoo...like what I`d read in the weekly world news
in an AMC in Oklahoma City, I walked right in with a drink from Sonic, they didn`t even stop us. My cousins told me that theater had given up trying to stop people from sneaking stuff in anyway...
Have you ever played with the trigger of a loaded gun? Its really fun, you should try it.
one time me and my friends snuck half a pizza hut pizza into the theater...
i liked the "concealing contraband snacks." part
and this "i know it`s fake. I mean who went to see black night. let alone enough people that were able to fill an entire row"
Anyone know why there are no outside food or drink policies? I bet not :-D
Reading the comments was more amusing than the story itself.
Some people are calling it an invasion of privacy,” Springfield said. “But, in my experience, those are the same people who have a Baby Ruth in their armpit.”
I think it would be funny if some guy walks in movie theater and goes through the candy detector with candy in his coat pocket, then gets side tackled by a big security guard and then tazered(sp?) afterwards. You wouldn`t have to buy a ticket to see the show. LOL.
By the way, I love seeing people getting so worked up over a parody news story.Wow.
"Theatres" are where you see musicals etc.
Mike and Ikes are no joke.