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Date: 02/22/06 02:13 AM

77 Responses to The Marriage Contract

  1. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 1:40 am
    Link: The Marriage Contract - A list of ``Wifely Expectations`` from a man now on trial for kidnapping his own spouse.
  2. Profile photo of metallicblue
    metallicblue Female 18-29
    228 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 2:19 am
    omg that`s hilarious
  3. Profile photo of Yushi
    Yushi Female 18-29
    412 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 2:20 am
    that`s not hilarious that is disgusting!! >_< especially if he`s serious about it...too freaky for words.
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    FRANCESUX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 2:24 am
    john edward just got replaced as biggest douche in the universe
  5. Profile photo of jjcruiser13
    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 2:26 am
    I can`t believe someone actually married him...
    IF my guy came to me with that list, I`d tell him to kiss my ass and go make me dinner. And he would.
  6. Profile photo of Zody
    Zody Female 18-29
    188 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 2:35 am
    I wonder if he showed her that before they were married? And what "rule" she broke to get kidnapped?
  7. Profile photo of metallicblue
    metallicblue Female 18-29
    228 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 2:40 am
    you`re right, that`s not hilarious. my fault, i didnt read the whole thing, i just read the first part of the contract, and thought it was a joke. now i`ve read it carefully.

    my comment: what a sicko. his photo is creepy too.

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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 2:51 am
    He is one serious sicko. What a demanding and ridiculous contract.
  9. Profile photo of FRANCESUX
    FRANCESUX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 2:53 am
    great story to tell the kids
    yes ur father and i wed shortly after his child pornography case blew over and i agreed to be his sex slave
  10. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 2:55 am
    GBDs. B-|

    "IF my guy came to me with that list, I`d tell him to kiss my ass and go make me dinner. And he would."

    Turn that around and see if it`s not on par with this guy in the link.

  11. Profile photo of Dragonlord
    Dragonlord Male 18-29
    734 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 3:20 am
    The person who wrote that contract is one sick f*ck, but who the h*ll would SIGN that willingly?!
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    Chibee Female 13-17
    130 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 3:41 am
    ugh.. whoever writes things like that is probably inhuman >_<
  13. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 4:09 am
    yeah..I could understand if it were a normal couple and they were really into D/S...but the wife was still treated with respect otherwise...but that doesn`t seem to be the case with this man.
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    MiligrmSmile Male 13-17
    560 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 4:27 am
    She never signed. She disappeared.
  15. Profile photo of PlatinumKate
    PlatinumKate Female 18-29
    301 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 6:09 am
    Surprising that with all that specificity there`s nothing to prevent her from stabbing him to death and castrating him out of sheer frustration some time after the kids are in bed, but before "My Time", when she has to prance around naked for him. Good thing he like structure, he`ll have a great time in prison. They don`t give you Good Behavior Days for anal intercourse there, expected or no.
  16. Profile photo of Akajune
    Akajune Male 18-29
    149 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 6:21 am
    That`s just.....wrong.
    Well, i wonder if he will get BGD`s in jail for getting ass raped.
  17. Profile photo of nyennaserego
    nyennaserego Female 18-29
    100 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 6:29 am
    ...She married him? I mean it`s not like this unexpectedly came up. If he`s this anal and demanding it was bound to be noticed right? What is she insane? My God, did they actually have children? It said he has "a separate child pornography rap" even. How does this happen?
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    vicki_kaya Female 18-29
    8 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 6:37 am
    that masn is totally sick and i dont thýnk ý need to say anythind about the woman was she retarded o rosmething cant believe she married him. even reading that made my skin crawl!!
  19. Profile photo of vicki_kaya
    vicki_kaya Female 18-29
    8 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 6:39 am
    sorry fu*ked up computer!! that man is totally sick and that woman is retarded cant believe she married him!!
  20. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 8:51 am
    This guy has absolutely no concept of what marriage is. I`d wager he was molested as a child, an experience that instilled an overwhelming need to exert absolute control over others as well as manifested itself in his child pornography pastime.
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    Doxa Male 30-39
    150 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 9:49 am
    Aside from all the weirdness, I think the idea of finding something (or nothing) under the pillow to wear is a romantic/playful thing and would work in any normal relationship. Obviously not in this case though. And yeah, anyone in a serious bdsm relationship can understand/relate to a lot that was written here.
  22. Profile photo of nambratha
    nambratha Female 18-29
    101 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 9:53 am
    i wonder how much of that she actually did. the article before the contract did say she didnt sign it.
  23. Profile photo of renegadefae
    renegadefae Female 13-17
    208 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 11:02 am
    I agree with everyone else. This is totally disgusting. I`d imagine he was a totally nice and normal guy before she married him, then he went batshi.t insane and pulled this out on her.
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    p4nd4z Female 18-29
    302 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 1:27 pm
    yo......wtf?
  25. Profile photo of Rammstein221
    Rammstein221 Male 13-17
    407 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 1:46 pm
    Pfft... My contract is 6 pages long.
  26. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 2:04 pm
    Okay I agree that he`s sick in the head, but WHY DID SHE MARRY HIM!?!?!? I mean seriously, his wife is a fcuking idiot. She deserves exactly what she got. If my future husband ever tried to pull that crap with me I`d be gone.
  27. Profile photo of Juicy_Juice
    Juicy_Juice Female 13-17
    328 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 2:32 pm
    That was effing wrong...I agree Overmann. A marriage is not where the woman`s life is completely dictated by the man (at least not in America) but where they spend their lives together fairly because they love each other. This guy was a sick f-ck and I hope he rots in prison. He seemed like a sex addict too; no clothes that could block her coochie, no comfortable panties except during her period, she had to shave a certian way--I cringed just reading it.
  28. Profile photo of dolemite
    dolemite Male 30-39
    27 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 2:57 pm
    How many times can you say "vaginal slit" without busting out laughing?
  29. Profile photo of xdonutx
    xdonutx Female 13-17
    223 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 3:15 pm
    i mean, you guys all say she`s an idiot for marrying him, and i agree, but not everyone has enough self confidence to turn somone like him down. maybe her father was always controlling and she thought it was normal or she was abused and had low self worth. and also, don`t you think you`d be just a little bit scared of pissing a guy like him off by not marrying him?
  30. Profile photo of wlgrah
    wlgrah Male 18-29
    8 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 3:39 pm
    i just tried to trick my girlfriend into signing, this, i think i will try and slip it into the wedding vows. i cant wait to see the in-laws faces. lol.
  31. Profile photo of Athorn
    Athorn Female 18-29
    263 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 3:44 pm
    what a friggin jerkoff. that guy should be shot. by like...ten people. separately.
  32. Profile photo of kitz
    kitz Female 18-29
    149 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 4:20 pm
    O.o oh my...
  33. Profile photo of b3nzyme
    b3nzyme Male 18-29
    279 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 4:36 pm
    im glad that man will be sent to prison. what a freaking psychotic idiot. he`s probably never had a girlfriend before and he probably tricked her into marrying him somehow or something. i don`t think any poor soul would want to marry that monster.
  34. Profile photo of Ophelia*
    Ophelia* Female 18-29
    36 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 4:48 pm
    Holy, poo.
    This is another reason why I find so many men scary and relentless. Poor Woman. I wonder how often this type of thing happens. Maybe not in contractual agreements, but the demands and the scrutny happen every day.
    I hope this is some rediculous internet joke, because this is terrible.
  35. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 4:49 pm
    Somebody needs to chop of that man`s balls immediately...
  36. Profile photo of mrcristo
    mrcristo Male 18-29
    281 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 4:56 pm
    Hell, I need to print a copy!
  37. Profile photo of jjcruiser13
    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 5:01 pm
    ""IF my guy came to me with that list, I`d tell him to kiss my ass and go make me dinner. And he would."

    Turn that around and see if it`s not on par with this guy in the link."

    Honestly, it was just a joke...

  38. Profile photo of 19laura86
    19laura86 Female 18-29
    111 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 5:42 pm
    Twat
  39. Profile photo of freakychick
    freakychick Female 18-29
    149 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 5:49 pm
    I would have shoved this up his ass
  40. Profile photo of livsform
    livsform Female 18-29
    107 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 5:56 pm
    I dont think I would have anything against it.. I could live with these rules.. xept I dont want any children
  41. Profile photo of sjanae76
    sjanae76 Female 30-39
    66 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 6:04 pm
    Oh, what a prince charming! What prison is he going to? I should write him and then I can have conjugal GBD`s with him. Oh Lordy, I can`t wait! My vaginal slit is quivering with anticipation!
  42. Profile photo of glamourtron
    glamourtron Female 18-29
    7 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 6:31 pm
    i dont which is worse,
    the fact hes a douchebag
    or the fact his wifes a douchebag for marrying him.

    my husband would be missing his penis if he tried that contract crap.

  43. Profile photo of rofriki
    rofriki Female 18-29
    40 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 6:44 pm
    i wonder what his reaction would have been if his wife
    had made him sign something like that....sick pervert.
  44. Profile photo of jizzos
    jizzos Male 18-29
    194 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 6:51 pm
    what a drating wierdo... should be locked up... spose every guys think it tho lol, but he wrote it down, loser.
  45. Profile photo of 19laura86
    19laura86 Female 18-29
    111 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 7:10 pm
    Maybe he went all weird and pervy an sick an stupid an twaty and even more weird after they got married, or mayb she thought he was joking.
    x
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    i_rule_you Female 13-17
    358 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 7:13 pm
    ugh....what an jerk like everyone else said i hope he rots in prison
  47. Profile photo of cheeseispunk
    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 7:23 pm
    Wow...the sad thing is that he probably seemed like a nice guy before they got married...
  48. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 7:26 pm
    Wow this guy just DOESN`T get it, being a self aclaimed Pimp Daddy, I`d call this guy a Duche, and a Virgin.
  49. Profile photo of guardateciel
    guardateciel Female 18-29
    727 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 7:35 pm
    what a weirdo
  50. Profile photo of guardateciel
    guardateciel Female 18-29
    727 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 7:37 pm
    yeah he`s definately a sicko
  51. Profile photo of Minya
    Minya Female 18-29
    122 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 7:56 pm
    He should be castrated and banned from marrying any woman...That or I`d kill him in his sleep.
  52. Profile photo of Julianne1894
    Julianne1894 Female 18-29
    16 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 7:57 pm
    i want to beat the drat out of this guy
  53. Profile photo of Athorn
    Athorn Female 18-29
    263 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 7:58 pm
    "Oh, what a prince charming! What prison is he going to? I should write him and then I can have conjugal GBD`s with him. Oh Lordy, I can`t wait! My vaginal slit is quivering with anticipation!"


    LMAO!

  54. Profile photo of fk
    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 8:09 pm
    I don`t know what`s sicker, him, his wife, all this armchair indignation, or the fact that he`s gonna get flooded with mail from female admirers after he gets to prison. And yes, mostly thanks to this letter/publicity. And no, I`m not kidding. And yes, you know I`m right.
  55. Profile photo of petle_13
    petle_13 Female 13-17
    201 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 8:18 pm
    If this was in Boone County, WV the in-laws would bail him out, take him to some forest, make him eat a bullet, then hang him offa tree. They wouldn`t find him till Deer Huntin` Season. But I hope that he will make a few "friends" in prison, if ya catch my drift.
  56. Profile photo of Ravenclawd69
    Ravenclawd69 Female 13-17
    106 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 8:39 pm
    It says that he gave this too his wife but she never signed it.
  57. Profile photo of SillyRocker
    SillyRocker Female 13-17
    98 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 8:46 pm
    non-nice individual!
  58. Profile photo of boomerang05
    boomerang05 Female 18-29
    439 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 9:23 pm
    That man is sick...
  59. Profile photo of Purple Star
    Purple Star Female 13-17
    74 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 9:44 pm
    WTF?! If he ever did that with me, I`d shoot him in the a*s*s with a BB gun then do a lorraine abbobit on him...
  60. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 11:49 pm
    roflmao
  61. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 1:52 am
    Wow that is some f*cked up repugnant sh*t.
    You know he was all normal, a friend to all of God`s creatures large and small prior to the wedding. This sort of balls to the wall insanity gets trucked out the day after the honeymoon ends.
  62. Profile photo of fk
    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 2:25 am
    Why is everyone just looking at the negative?! I mean IAB is providing a valuable service for so many fellows here, with this great time-saving document template, and for free! I don`t see why you all have to be glass-half-empty, naysaying nellies. Give IAB a bit of credit where it`s due already, jeez!

    True love feels closer than ever for me. I really believe it could happen soon, with the help of this kind of much-needed relationship structure. Thanks IAB!

    :-D

  63. Profile photo of aussjay
    aussjay Female 18-29
    2 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 5:28 am
    I`m amazed that so few of you actually read this. She DID NOT sign it. It was presented to her AFTER they had married. And she took it TO THE POLICE. There`s no indication of how he acted towards her prior to this. People like him are extremely good at manipulation and giving the illusion that there is nothing sinister behind the facade they put forward. Which really, just makes it all the more sick.
  64. Profile photo of gorgeousplan
    gorgeousplan Female 18-29
    146 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 8:59 am
    http://www.ketv.com/newsarchive/6783868/... has a little bit more info about this pervert. He sexually assaulted his wife. How can anyone defend him? Guess that`s why I like Law & Order and not the Practice. Any of you living out in Iowa, he`s gonna get out on bail... hint, hint...
  65. Profile photo of Alle35
    Alle35 Female 30-39
    7 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 9:10 pm
    Freaky..sick..shocking..astonishing...omg..what emotion could I leave out after reading about this..and how soon will this couple..or the wife (after she is found)end up on Jerry Springer or some talk show?
  66. Profile photo of Alle35
    Alle35 Female 30-39
    7 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 9:12 pm
    Better yet...my reply after reading this article is did she have the option or think of one of her options for "Good Behaviour Day" being using hubby for target practise...
  67. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 9:20 pm
    He`d better not marry a lawyer; that contract has too many loopholes.
  68. Profile photo of Shippy
    Shippy Female 13-17
    3 posts
    February 24, 2006 at 12:02 am
    Eww, I think I`m gonna be sick
  69. Profile photo of Kitsa
    Kitsa Female 18-29
    4 posts
    February 24, 2006 at 11:29 am
    It very well could have been a sub-dom thing, or even a sub-dom thing that got out of hand, but yeah, the guy seems to have some issues. I wonder how he would have felt if presented with a male version of the same rules. Sort of sad that in many parts of the world these demands wouldn`t be considered unreasonable.
  70. Profile photo of mrcristo
    mrcristo Male 18-29
    281 posts
    February 24, 2006 at 12:26 pm
    All this talk about genital mutilation is uncomfortable...

    Though, even if it was dom-sub, if she didn`t know a thing about his dominating tendencies, then he should have had the decency to tell her before they got married.

    If he didn`t tell her, all he could to do with dom-sub was to be able to spank her if she totaled the car or burned down the house.(Hell, if he`s lucky, she would max out her credit card and then he`d have an excuse) :-)

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    davidson Male 18-29
    111 posts
    February 25, 2006 at 9:52 am
    "I`d wager he was molested as a child, an experience that instilled an overwhelming need to exert absolute control over others as well as manifested itself in his child pornography pastime."

    making him susceptable to more wats considered violent crimes by the bureau of justice(rape, assualt, and sexual assault among others)thats second link also proves it, how he kidnapped his wife. that COULD end up with a life sentence but lets face it, chances are he`ll get away with a slap on the wrist and put back on the streets where statistically its proven he will be involved with child pornography and even other sexual crimes and crimes were the perpatrator needs to get his fix of exertion of power. he`s deviant, he has contradicted the norms of our society so he should be isolated but i doubt thats going to happen

  72. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    March 2, 2006 at 6:59 pm
    drating hell,no way...*shock*
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    IceErines Female 18-29
    120 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 1:31 pm
    Wow- I want to be told that I can only shave every three days (which might get kind-of hairy) and the shape of which to shave my pubic hair. And I want dildos for my birthday. And I want to always apply the lube when we have anal intercourse...He`s my sexual fantasy. Lubing up my vaginal slit for him- which has precise measurements if hair (that he has checked out and measured with his ruler). What a freak. I would have also gone to the police- then I would have drugged him, rolled the contract into a 7` by 5` tube, and shoved it straight up his a55!!!!! GR.
  74. Profile photo of browndog1981
    browndog1981 Male 18-29
    105 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 3:21 pm
    what a freak, surely he must have seemed normal to his wife before they married, poor lady. Hopefully in prison some charming fellow hands him a contract of detailing his daily requirements.
  75. Profile photo of petle_13
    petle_13 Female 13-17
    201 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 4:59 pm
    There`s a special place in Hell for that sick s-o-b....
  76. Profile photo of 7788
    7788 Female 30-39
    1 post
    March 8, 2006 at 7:30 pm
    That`s really sad and scary at the same time. Wonder if she really knew what she was getting involved with.
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    HvyMtlFrk Female 13-17
    11 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 4:37 pm
    OMFG

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