The Marriage Contract

Submitted by: S_J_W 11 years ago in Weird
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

A list of ""Wifely Expectations"" from a man now on trial for kidnapping his own spouse.
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Female 11
OMFG
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Female 1
That`s really sad and scary at the same time. Wonder if she really knew what she was getting involved with.
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Female 201
There`s a special place in Hell for that sick s-o-b....
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Male 105
what a freak, surely he must have seemed normal to his wife before they married, poor lady. Hopefully in prison some charming fellow hands him a contract of detailing his daily requirements.
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Female 120
Wow- I want to be told that I can only shave every three days (which might get kind-of hairy) and the shape of which to shave my pubic hair. And I want dildos for my birthday. And I want to always apply the lube when we have anal intercourse...He`s my sexual fantasy. Lubing up my vaginal slit for him- which has precise measurements if hair (that he has checked out and measured with his ruler). What a freak. I would have also gone to the police- then I would have drugged him, rolled the contract into a 7` by 5` tube, and shoved it straight up his a55!!!!! GR.
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Female 660
drating hell,no way...*shock*
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Male 111
"I`d wager he was molested as a child, an experience that instilled an overwhelming need to exert absolute control over others as well as manifested itself in his child pornography pastime."

making him susceptable to more wats considered violent crimes by the bureau of justice(rape, assualt, and sexual assault among others)thats second link also proves it, how he kidnapped his wife. that COULD end up with a life sentence but lets face it, chances are he`ll get away with a slap on the wrist and put back on the streets where statistically its proven he will be involved with child pornography and even other sexual crimes and crimes were the perpatrator needs to get his fix of exertion of power. he`s deviant, he has contradicted the norms of our society so he should be isolated but i doubt thats going to happen

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Male 281
All this talk about genital mutilation is uncomfortable...

Though, even if it was dom-sub, if she didn`t know a thing about his dominating tendencies, then he should have had the decency to tell her before they got married.

If he didn`t tell her, all he could to do with dom-sub was to be able to spank her if she totaled the car or burned down the house.(Hell, if he`s lucky, she would max out her credit card and then he`d have an excuse) :-)

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Female 4
It very well could have been a sub-dom thing, or even a sub-dom thing that got out of hand, but yeah, the guy seems to have some issues. I wonder how he would have felt if presented with a male version of the same rules. Sort of sad that in many parts of the world these demands wouldn`t be considered unreasonable.
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Female 3
Eww, I think I`m gonna be sick
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Male 1,399
He`d better not marry a lawyer; that contract has too many loopholes.
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Female 7
Better yet...my reply after reading this article is did she have the option or think of one of her options for "Good Behaviour Day" being using hubby for target practise...
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Female 7
Freaky..sick..shocking..astonishing...omg..what emotion could I leave out after reading about this..and how soon will this couple..or the wife (after she is found)end up on Jerry Springer or some talk show?
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Female 146
http://www.ketv.com/newsarchive/6783868/... has a little bit more info about this pervert. He sexually assaulted his wife. How can anyone defend him? Guess that`s why I like Law & Order and not the Practice. Any of you living out in Iowa, he`s gonna get out on bail... hint, hint...
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Female 2
I`m amazed that so few of you actually read this. She DID NOT sign it. It was presented to her AFTER they had married. And she took it TO THE POLICE. There`s no indication of how he acted towards her prior to this. People like him are extremely good at manipulation and giving the illusion that there is nothing sinister behind the facade they put forward. Which really, just makes it all the more sick.
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Male 951
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Female 1,972
Wow that is some f*cked up repugnant sh*t.
You know he was all normal, a friend to all of God`s creatures large and small prior to the wedding. This sort of balls to the wall insanity gets trucked out the day after the honeymoon ends.
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Female 1,071
roflmao
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Female 74
WTF?! If he ever did that with me, I`d shoot him in the a*s*s with a BB gun then do a lorraine abbobit on him...
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Female 439
That man is sick...
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Female 98
non-nice individual!
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Female 106
It says that he gave this too his wife but she never signed it.
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Female 201
If this was in Boone County, WV [home sweet home] the in-laws would bail him out, take him to some forest, make him eat a bullet, then hang him offa tree. They wouldn`t find him till Deer Huntin` Season. But I hope that he will make a few "friends" in prison, if ya catch my drift.
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Male 951
I don`t know what`s sicker, him, his wife, all this armchair indignation, or the fact that he`s gonna get flooded with mail from female admirers after he gets to prison. And yes, mostly thanks to this letter/publicity. And no, I`m not kidding. And yes, you know I`m right.
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Female 263
"Oh, what a prince charming! What prison is he going to? I should write him and then I can have conjugal GBD`s with him. Oh Lordy, I can`t wait! My vaginal slit is quivering with anticipation!"


LMAO!

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Female 16
i want to beat the drat out of this guy
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Female 122
He should be castrated and banned from marrying any woman...That or I`d kill him in his sleep.
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Female 727
yeah he`s definately a sicko
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Female 727
what a weirdo
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Male 438
Wow this guy just DOESN`T get it, being a self aclaimed Pimp Daddy, I`d call this guy a Duche, and a Virgin.
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Female 380
Wow...the sad thing is that he probably seemed like a nice guy before they got married...
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Female 358
ugh....what an jerk like everyone else said i hope he rots in prison
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Female 111
Maybe he went all weird and pervy an sick an stupid an twaty and even more weird after they got married, or mayb she thought he was joking.
x
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Male 194
what a drating wierdo... should be locked up... spose every guys think it tho lol, but he wrote it down, loser.
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Female 40
i wonder what his reaction would have been if his wife
had made him sign something like that....sick pervert.
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Female 7
i dont which is worse,
the fact hes a douchebag
or the fact his wifes a douchebag for marrying him.

my husband would be missing his penis if he tried that contract crap.

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Female 66
Oh, what a prince charming! What prison is he going to? I should write him and then I can have conjugal GBD`s with him. Oh Lordy, I can`t wait! My vaginal slit is quivering with anticipation!
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Female 107
I dont think I would have anything against it.. I could live with these rules.. xept I dont want any children
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Female 149
I would have shoved this up his ass
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Female 111
Twat
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Female 706
""IF my guy came to me with that list, I`d tell him to kiss my ass and go make me dinner. And he would."

Turn that around and see if it`s not on par with this guy in the link."

Honestly, it was just a joke...

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Male 281
Hell, I need to print a copy!
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Female 879
Somebody needs to chop of that man`s balls immediately...
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Female 36
Holy, poo.
This is another reason why I find so many men scary and relentless. Poor Woman. I wonder how often this type of thing happens. Maybe not in contractual agreements, but the demands and the scrutny happen every day.
I hope this is some rediculous internet joke, because this is terrible.
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Male 279
im glad that man will be sent to prison. what a freaking psychotic idiot. he`s probably never had a girlfriend before and he probably tricked her into marrying him somehow or something. i don`t think any poor soul would want to marry that monster.
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Female 149
O.o oh my...
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Female 263
what a friggin jerkoff. that guy should be shot. by like...ten people. separately.
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Male 8
i just tried to trick my girlfriend into signing, this, i think i will try and slip it into the wedding vows. i cant wait to see the in-laws faces. lol.
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Female 223
i mean, you guys all say she`s an idiot for marrying him, and i agree, but not everyone has enough self confidence to turn somone like him down. maybe her father was always controlling and she thought it was normal or she was abused and had low self worth. and also, don`t you think you`d be just a little bit scared of pissing a guy like him off by not marrying him?
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Male 27
How many times can you say "vaginal slit" without busting out laughing?
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Female 328
That was effing wrong...I agree Overmann. A marriage is not where the woman`s life is completely dictated by the man (at least not in America) but where they spend their lives together fairly because they love each other. This guy was a sick f-ck and I hope he rots in prison. He seemed like a sex addict too; no clothes that could block her coochie, no comfortable panties except during her period, she had to shave a certian way--I cringed just reading it.
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Female 1,062
Okay I agree that he`s sick in the head, but WHY DID SHE MARRY HIM!?!?!? I mean seriously, his wife is a fcuking idiot. She deserves exactly what she got. If my future husband ever tried to pull that crap with me I`d be gone.
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Male 407
Pfft... My contract is 6 pages long.
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Female 302
yo......wtf?
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Female 208
I agree with everyone else. This is totally disgusting. I`d imagine he was a totally nice and normal guy before she married him, then he went batshi.t insane and pulled this out on her.
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Female 101
i wonder how much of that she actually did. the article before the contract did say she didnt sign it.
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Male 150
Aside from all the weirdness, I think the idea of finding something (or nothing) under the pillow to wear is a romantic/playful thing and would work in any normal relationship. Obviously not in this case though. And yeah, anyone in a serious bdsm relationship can understand/relate to a lot that was written here.
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Male 2,600
This guy has absolutely no concept of what marriage is. I`d wager he was molested as a child, an experience that instilled an overwhelming need to exert absolute control over others as well as manifested itself in his child pornography pastime.
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Female 8
sorry fu*ked up computer!! that man is totally sick and that woman is retarded cant believe she married him!!
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Female 8
that masn is totally sick and i dont thýnk ý need to say anythind about the woman was she retarded o rosmething cant believe she married him. even reading that made my skin crawl!!
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Female 100
...She married him? I mean it`s not like this unexpectedly came up. If he`s this anal and demanding it was bound to be noticed right? What is she insane? My God, did they actually have children? It said he has "a separate child pornography rap" even. How does this happen?
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Male 149
That`s just.....wrong.
Well, i wonder if he will get BGD`s in jail for getting ass raped.
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Female 301
Surprising that with all that specificity there`s nothing to prevent her from stabbing him to death and castrating him out of sheer frustration some time after the kids are in bed, but before "My Time", when she has to prance around naked for him. Good thing he like structure, he`ll have a great time in prison. They don`t give you Good Behavior Days for anal intercourse there, expected or no.
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Male 560
She never signed. She disappeared.
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Female 1,172
yeah..I could understand if it were a normal couple and they were really into D/S...but the wife was still treated with respect otherwise...but that doesn`t seem to be the case with this man.
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Female 130
ugh.. whoever writes things like that is probably inhuman >_<
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Male 734
The person who wrote that contract is one sick f*ck, but who the h*ll would SIGN that willingly?!
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Male 1,265
GBDs. B-|

"IF my guy came to me with that list, I`d tell him to kiss my ass and go make me dinner. And he would."

Turn that around and see if it`s not on par with this guy in the link.

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Male 396
great story to tell the kids
yes ur father and i wed shortly after his child pornography case blew over and i agreed to be his sex slave
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Female 2,244
He is one serious sicko. What a demanding and ridiculous contract.
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Female 228
you`re right, that`s not hilarious. my fault, i didnt read the whole thing, i just read the first part of the contract, and thought it was a joke. now i`ve read it carefully.

my comment: what a sicko. his photo is creepy too.

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Female 188
I wonder if he showed her that before they were married? And what "rule" she broke to get kidnapped?
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Female 706
I can`t believe someone actually married him...
IF my guy came to me with that list, I`d tell him to kiss my ass and go make me dinner. And he would.
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Male 396
john edward just got replaced as biggest douche in the universe
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Female 412
that`s not hilarious that is disgusting!! >_< especially if he`s serious about it...too freaky for words.
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Female 228
omg that`s hilarious
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Male 1,465
Link: The Marriage Contract [Rate Link] - A list of ``Wifely Expectations`` from a man now on trial for kidnapping his own spouse.
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