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Date: 02/07/06 02:20 AM

82 Responses to The Brown Noise

  1. Profile photo of PinkTaco7958
    PinkTaco7958 Male 13-17
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    February 6, 2006 at 7:48 pm
    Link: The Brown Noise - A noise that can make you poop yourself?
  2. Profile photo of thefluffer
    thefluffer Female 18-29
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    February 6, 2006 at 7:52 pm
    I was hoping for a sample of this "Brown Noise".
    I guess I will have to just go the old fashion way.
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    buddy Male 30-39
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    February 7, 2006 at 12:54 am
    There`s a link to the MP3 I think in the 2nd or 3rd paragraph.
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    upendy Female 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 2:59 am
    yeah there is. hard to believe, but the sound kind of upset my stomach. it probably is a load of crap (hehe) but i`m not going to go far enough to test it out. any other results?
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    b3ach_bum Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 3:05 am
    Didn`t work for me. This sucked.

    Wait.

    Brb.

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    FallenSoul Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 3:12 am
    Lol, gave me gas, but probably all in my head xD
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    cruxshadows Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 3:15 am
    The MythBusters Done This And There Is No Such Noise.
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    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
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    February 7, 2006 at 3:20 am
    exactly I was just going to post that.

    People who are into bass (sub woofers) create every kind of low noise known to man and there is nothing that does this.

    Its a load of crap

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    metallicblue Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 3:29 am
    ooh.. im scared to listen to it. i dont wanna poo myself before going to bed. lol
  10. Profile photo of bored1020
    bored1020 Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 3:30 am
    That was retarded.
  11. Profile photo of b3ach_bum
    b3ach_bum Male 18-29
    220 posts
    February 7, 2006 at 3:43 am
    ^sounds like everybody is constipated huh?
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    Marram Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 5:33 am
    It made my stomach kind of rumble. You know when they have bands playing and the bass is so high it just shakes your stomach? That`s how I felt, but I feel better now.
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    acidgoddess Female 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 6:21 am
    It did...absolutely nothing to me. Though, I`m not sure whether I feel disappointed or not.
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    JonKemper Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 6:28 am
    Yep this has been so Busted by Adam & Jamie (Mythbusters)

    They got in the biggest speakers possible, with the best sound technicians possible. and tried every note on full power (3000W speakers btw !!!)
    from about 4Hz upwards and nothing happened.

    This is sooooo totally Busted.

    Doesnt work at all.

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    YouG Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 6:29 am
    I was glad when it finally ended. Not working for me.
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    tomfoolery1 Male 70 & Over
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    February 7, 2006 at 6:34 am
    they cover this in south park aswell lol !
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    Manicstoive Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 6:46 am
    Apparently a rock band done this years ago and It had the desired effect. Though that could be my old science teacher lying, though we did cover this at school. It needs to be around 8hz, which is far too low for humans to hear, so the sound on this site wont work.
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    sporka Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 7:06 am
    Hmmm. I don`t think I`ll be listening to that any time soon.
  19. Profile photo of Jazzix
    Jazzix Male 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 8:00 am
    the mythbusters (tv show on discovery channel) busted that one wide open. it`s completely fake. but I know for a fact that the US army was investigating it, and attempting to use it in combat situations. it would be the perfect torture device.
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    fk Male 70 & Over
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    February 7, 2006 at 8:37 am
    It`s almost too bad. Might have done some good for the site, considering how full of it a handful of idiots here are.

    That aside, this whole idiocy was probably driven BY that South Park episode. People are just so unbearably stupid and gullible, it`s frankly amazing.

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    Eat_p00 Female 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 11:25 am
    I saw this on a show, they never told me what happened :-(
  22. Profile photo of Pepsic91
    Pepsic91 Female 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 11:25 am
    I only got headache.
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    sheeeeps Female 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 11:26 am
    hehe, they did that on braniac. and i watch that because of the rather amazing richard hammond. but lets not get into that. -.-;
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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 11:38 am
    that was a good episide of south park...
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    Mat Male 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 11:48 am
    Didn`t Brainiac say it was real?
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    youth Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 11:54 am
    ^ yeah they played it to the guy on the toilet.. but to no avail.
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    dancing-moo Female 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 12:00 pm
    i heard it was real, I saw that episode of Brainiac... class. theres one quote on that website i love...

    "I know brown noise exists for a fact `cose once I did this perfect frequency fart that made me crap myself"

    funny stuff

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    Pandasims Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 12:03 pm
    nah i am yet to poo myself..wooo
  29. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 12:17 pm
    The MythBusters Done This And There Is No Such Noise.

    Gawd, didn`t you listen, they did it at 3 of the possible noise levels, not all of them, which I cant remember, but they did not do it properly.

    Brainiac sucks, only because, one they only do things once, which proves they ARENT scientific
    and two, because when they get people to say `I can do science me` the people don`t actually do sceince, for example
    A child went on, with the question `how many pares of underwear can I wear at one time`...hello? how is this scientific?

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    benjiXcore Female 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 12:37 pm
    i agree with that guy ^ about brainiac.
    i didnt poop myself after listening to it.
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    stoneyjoe Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 12:37 pm
    i heard braniac sed it was real. neva mind it didnt work 4 me but maybe i need it louder lol
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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 1:26 pm
    dont work
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    Naoscaire Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 1:46 pm
    Matwix, I don`t know you and I already don`t like you.

    As for the brown noise, that would rock!

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    oldie Male 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 2:18 pm
    If only. I would SO keep it as my ringtome.
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    scrane89 Male 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 2:26 pm
    Makes Me Hungry To Da Fridge. BRB
  36. Profile photo of scrane89
    scrane89 Male 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 2:27 pm
    Oh And I Think mythbusters Are Boring
  37. Profile photo of thyclaine
    thyclaine Male 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 2:41 pm
    "Oh And I Think mythbusters Are Boring"
    Thats becuase you think science is boring.Which automaticly makes you suck in my book.
    P.S You guys know that Braniac just jokes about some things and fakes them,right?I mean,look at how they act on some of them.
  38. Profile photo of VolcomStoner
    VolcomStoner Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 2:53 pm
    It was annoying... that`s about it. I kinda got the same effect from reading these comments too.
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    look215 Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 2:58 pm
    ummm are we supposed to hear anything??
  40. Profile photo of Embersky4
    Embersky4 Female 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 3:02 pm
    I listened to it twice and all I got was a minor stomach ache : P
  41. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 3:10 pm
    Yeah I saw this on Mythbusters. Doesn`t work.
  42. Profile photo of SamIamb
    SamIamb Male 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 3:16 pm
    Um, I hate to break it to `ya but this technology has existed for at least 15 years. I can`t refute Mythbusters because I haven`t seen it, but I`ve worked in the court system and also have friends who work at a state penitentiary. Law enforcement (prisons) bought technology that can not only make an escapee soil himself but also puke all over himself and also go completely insane. The existence of this technology is nothing new and it`s already been bought and sold. What`s at issue is whether or not it`s been implemented. I can tell you off the record that it has. But evidence has been kept off the record. *wink wink in a Brave New World kind of way*
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    petitecitron Female 18-29
    216 posts
    February 7, 2006 at 3:19 pm
    Forgive me for being sceptic, but why exactly did they give you, who are apparently a minor, all of this information?
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    N1kk1 Female 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 3:24 pm
    yeh i saw that braniac n i luv that show!
  45. Profile photo of stikfas
    stikfas Male 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 3:36 pm
    mythbusters busted this......so it gets a 1.
  46. Profile photo of Clayboy
    Clayboy Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 3:43 pm
    22hz? Yea right. You`d need to go lower then that. You`d also need speakers which could create a low frequency wave, since most speakers are rated from 20hz to 20khz (smaller speakers sitting at 80hz and up). This pretty much rules out any conventional home speaker.

    Second of all, mythbusters isn`t the be all and end all of science. So to base their findings as fact is kind of retarded. The biggest problem I see in the mythbusters test is that Adam was too close to the speakers. Low frequencies are extremely long in physical length, so for them to be effective, the person receiving the sound would need to be at a fair distance. (notice though that some of the assistants were feeling sick while adam wasn`t, hence the distance)

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    rap2dat2001 Male 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 3:50 pm
    I didn`t want to download it, but it probably would have made me pee anyway. :-|
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    Manicstoive Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 4:09 pm
    To whoever slated Braniac about not being scientific - I think thats kinda the point. It`s more based on entertainment. I wouldn`t exactly call the fastest way to eat spghetti a scientific experiment, nor would I call Richard Hammand a scientist, but he`s a great presenter and top bloke in my books.
  49. Profile photo of Micro_opolis
    Micro_opolis Male 13-17
    28 posts
    February 7, 2006 at 4:59 pm
    Ya the Mythbusters prroved this wrong although i was hesitant to start it
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    theshark350 Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 5:03 pm
    found in the sites comments:
    "I know brown noise exists for a fact `cose once I did this perfect frequency fart that made me crap myself" ha ha... anyway the theory behind the brown noise is interesting, but it`s not practical. it has to do with the natural frequency of the colon, but I`m probably boring you already.
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    scraps Male 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 5:08 pm
    it didn`t work at all. oh well. i wonder how the urban myth first came around. it`s kinda sad that the only way anyone knows about this noise is that it was on south park.
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    backdraft123 Male 13-17
    160 posts
    February 7, 2006 at 5:25 pm
    *checks shorts* Yup, im good. Still clean.

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    GD_dookie Male 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 6:04 pm
    Ok, that made my ears ring but not my sphincter.
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    Erin24 Female 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 7:25 pm
    SamIam is right, the police do have this, but it is far different. It is an electrical device that can make a person throw up, have convulsions, and much more on command. It made my stomach hurt lol.
  55. Profile photo of Erin24
    Erin24 Female 13-17
    266 posts
    February 7, 2006 at 7:26 pm
    by it I mean the brown noise.
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    Sexyjuliet Female 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 7:40 pm
    this was from south park....
  57. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
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    February 7, 2006 at 7:55 pm
    So instead of laxatives, Ill go to the store and get a DVD with the brown noise played for six hours straight. Exellent.
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    blackat9434 Female 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 8:08 pm
    thats just crap(lol) i kind of felt heavy around the ass, but nothing happened, but it was kind of scary,thinking that i might poo myself.
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    blackat9434 Female 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 8:10 pm
    maybe i should try it on the toilet, wen im constipated..........
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    McLara1977 Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 8:19 pm
    i heard they used the vomit noise to stop the highjackers on the somalian cruise ship, im thinking we just dont have the right equipment to play it to its full purpose , but wouldnt it be fun if we did
  61. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
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    February 7, 2006 at 8:32 pm
    No thanx! I don`t want to Poo my self! Gross!
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    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 9:09 pm
    I beleive that if if does work you cant be expecting it. Unless the Mythbusters blasted it on a random street corner... I dont beleive it.
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    MikePiano Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 9:26 pm
    too people who say they think they`ll poo themelves, trust me, you won`t..I LISTEND TO THE WHOLE THING...NO SKIDMARKS HERE! wow when i heard it i was like thats it!? ahh gimme a break.
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    MikePiano Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 9:26 pm
    1...loser.
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    Fabbyfubz Male 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 10:02 pm
    I`ve got bad news people... I just poo myself...Now I`m gonna go see what this "brown noise" thing is.
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    BobHollywood Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 10:09 pm
    Is the brown noise real or not? If it`s not, then f**k you, I dont care, good night everybody. If it is real, then f**kin awesome, hope you`re f**kin proud of yourselves, you just s**t your f**kin pants!
  67. Profile photo of p-ball4life
    p-ball4life Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 10:21 pm
    i think they just used a really high frequency sound on the cruise ship... i may be wrong and have no idea what im talking about though :-)
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    silverant Male 13-17
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    February 7, 2006 at 10:25 pm
    yeah if Mythbusters say no, then it`s no.
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    bellarina Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2006 at 11:20 pm
    nothin happened when i tried.,...
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    Tegeno Male 13-17
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    February 8, 2006 at 12:32 am
    okay i just listened to the brown noise and right then there was this weird feeling in my stomach...i closed it right away.
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    signed_in Male 18-29
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    February 8, 2006 at 9:57 am
    hey peeps, full discussion here

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note

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    malliecae Female 18-29
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    February 8, 2006 at 7:23 pm
    I didn`t listen long, but what I did hear made my stomach ill. weeeeird....
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    IceErines Female 18-29
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    February 10, 2006 at 12:22 am
    Ah...The wonders of mass-induced delusions...

    Gross...by the way.

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    punxxmaster Female 18-29
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    February 26, 2006 at 5:48 pm
    thats a load of poo
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    pattygb Female 18-29
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    March 3, 2006 at 9:58 am
    Boring. Retarded. Did not work
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    cheeselova93 Male 13-17
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    March 4, 2006 at 7:38 pm
    didnt work 4 me
    got a lil gas
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    CptObvious Male 13-17
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    March 9, 2006 at 5:40 pm
    south park. that was the best.
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    USArmy3 Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2006 at 11:51 pm
    made me have to pee
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    Mansurus Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2006 at 12:59 am
    A lot of cases on show Mythbusters don`t take into consideration many factors that often have a good deal to do with the myth. They aren`t always extremely accurate (and they`ve never claimed to be). It`s more for entertainment than a scientific thesis.
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    bored1197 Female 13-17
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    April 4, 2006 at 7:30 pm
    it didnt load for me and im not sure if im relieved or not
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    badjuju84 Female 13-17
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    May 30, 2006 at 8:04 pm
    I`d rather download it onto my i-pod and listen to it on the toilet.
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    samemo Male 13-17
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    September 29, 2006 at 4:46 am
    Mythbusters is boring, Penn & tellers BS is way better

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