The Brown Noise

Submitted by: PinkTaco7958 11 years ago Weird
http://www.jaffacake.net/dx/brown-noise?opendocument&comments

A noise that can make you poop yourself?
There are 82 comments:
Male 401
Mythbusters is boring, Penn & tellers BS is way better
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Female 59
I`d rather download it onto my i-pod and listen to it on the toilet.
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Female 160
it didnt load for me and im not sure if im relieved or not
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Male 25
A lot of cases on show Mythbusters don`t take into consideration many factors that often have a good deal to do with the myth. They aren`t always extremely accurate (and they`ve never claimed to be). It`s more for entertainment than a scientific thesis.
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Male 180
made me have to pee
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Male 285
south park. that was the best.
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Male 91
didnt work 4 me
got a lil gas
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Female 29
Boring. Retarded. Did not work
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Female 46
thats a load of poo
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Female 120
Ah...The wonders of mass-induced delusions...

Gross...by the way.

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Female 68
I didn`t listen long, but what I did hear made my stomach ill. weeeeird....
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Male 121
hey peeps, full discussion here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note

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Male 1,066
okay i just listened to the brown noise and right then there was this weird feeling in my stomach...i closed it right away.
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Female 72
nothin happened when i tried.,...
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Male 215
yeah if Mythbusters say no, then it`s no.
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Male 645
i think they just used a really high frequency sound on the cruise ship... i may be wrong and have no idea what im talking about though :-)
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Male 16
Is the brown noise real or not? If it`s not, then f**k you, I dont care, good night everybody. If it is real, then f**kin awesome, hope you`re f**kin proud of yourselves, you just s**t your f**kin pants!
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Male 176
I`ve got bad news people... I just poo myself...Now I`m gonna go see what this "brown noise" thing is.
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Male 1,425
1...loser.
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Male 1,425
too people who say they think they`ll poo themelves, trust me, you won`t..I LISTEND TO THE WHOLE THING...NO SKIDMARKS HERE! wow when i heard it i was like thats it!? ahh gimme a break.
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Male 536
I beleive that if if does work you cant be expecting it. Unless the Mythbusters blasted it on a random street corner... I dont beleive it.
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Male 1,521
No thanx! I don`t want to Poo my self! Gross!
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Female 16
i heard they used the vomit noise to stop the highjackers on the somalian cruise ship, im thinking we just dont have the right equipment to play it to its full purpose , but wouldnt it be fun if we did
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Female 11
maybe i should try it on the toilet, wen im constipated..........
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Female 11
thats just crap(lol) i kind of felt heavy around the ass, but nothing happened, but it was kind of scary,thinking that i might poo myself.
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Male 888
So instead of laxatives, Ill go to the store and get a DVD with the brown noise played for six hours straight. Exellent.
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Female 94
this was from south park....
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Female 266
by it I mean the brown noise.
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Female 266
SamIam is right, the police do have this, but it is far different. It is an electrical device that can make a person throw up, have convulsions, and much more on command. It made my stomach hurt lol.
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Male 81
Ok, that made my ears ring but not my sphincter.
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Male 160
*checks shorts* Yup, im good. Still clean.

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Male 78
it didn`t work at all. oh well. i wonder how the urban myth first came around. it`s kinda sad that the only way anyone knows about this noise is that it was on south park.
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Male 429
found in the sites comments:
"I know brown noise exists for a fact `cose once I did this perfect frequency fart that made me crap myself" ha ha... anyway the theory behind the brown noise is interesting, but it`s not practical. it has to do with the natural frequency of the colon, but I`m probably boring you already.
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Male 28
Ya the Mythbusters prroved this wrong although i was hesitant to start it
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Male 904
To whoever slated Braniac about not being scientific - I think thats kinda the point. It`s more based on entertainment. I wouldn`t exactly call the fastest way to eat spghetti a scientific experiment, nor would I call Richard Hammand a scientist, but he`s a great presenter and top bloke in my books.
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Male 334
I didn`t want to download it, but it probably would have made me pee anyway. :-|
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Male 650
22hz? Yea right. You`d need to go lower then that. You`d also need speakers which could create a low frequency wave, since most speakers are rated from 20hz to 20khz (smaller speakers sitting at 80hz and up). This pretty much rules out any conventional home speaker.

Second of all, mythbusters isn`t the be all and end all of science. So to base their findings as fact is kind of retarded. The biggest problem I see in the mythbusters test is that Adam was too close to the speakers. Low frequencies are extremely long in physical length, so for them to be effective, the person receiving the sound would need to be at a fair distance. (notice though that some of the assistants were feeling sick while adam wasn`t, hence the distance)

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Male 1,808
mythbusters busted this......so it gets a 1.
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Female 1,463
yeh i saw that braniac n i luv that show!
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Female 216
Forgive me for being sceptic, but why exactly did they give you, who are apparently a minor, all of this information?
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Male 28
Um, I hate to break it to `ya but this technology has existed for at least 15 years. I can`t refute Mythbusters because I haven`t seen it, but I`ve worked in the court system and also have friends who work at a state penitentiary. Law enforcement (prisons) bought technology that can not only make an escapee soil himself but also puke all over himself and also go completely insane. The existence of this technology is nothing new and it`s already been bought and sold. What`s at issue is whether or not it`s been implemented. I can tell you off the record that it has. But evidence has been kept off the record. *wink wink in a Brave New World kind of way*
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Female 1,062
Yeah I saw this on Mythbusters. Doesn`t work.
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Female 20
I listened to it twice and all I got was a minor stomach ache : P
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Male 1,083
ummm are we supposed to hear anything??
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Female 174
It was annoying... that`s about it. I kinda got the same effect from reading these comments too.
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Male 110
"Oh And I Think mythbusters Are Boring"
Thats becuase you think science is boring.Which automaticly makes you suck in my book.
P.S You guys know that Braniac just jokes about some things and fakes them,right?I mean,look at how they act on some of them.
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Male 139
Oh And I Think mythbusters Are Boring
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Male 139
Makes Me Hungry To Da Fridge. BRB
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Male 241
If only. I would SO keep it as my ringtome.
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Male 571
Matwix, I don`t know you and I already don`t like you.

As for the brown noise, that would rock!

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Male 1,550
dont work
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Male 346
i heard braniac sed it was real. neva mind it didnt work 4 me but maybe i need it louder lol
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Female 65
i agree with that guy ^ about brainiac.
i didnt poop myself after listening to it.
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Male 2,551
The MythBusters Done This And There Is No Such Noise.

Gawd, didn`t you listen, they did it at 3 of the possible noise levels, not all of them, which I cant remember, but they did not do it properly.

Brainiac sucks, only because, one they only do things once, which proves they ARENT scientific
and two, because when they get people to say `I can do science me` the people don`t actually do sceince, for example
A child went on, with the question `how many pares of underwear can I wear at one time`...hello? how is this scientific?

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Female 504
nah i am yet to poo myself..wooo
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Female 80
i heard it was real, I saw that episode of Brainiac... class. theres one quote on that website i love...

"I know brown noise exists for a fact `cose once I did this perfect frequency fart that made me crap myself"

funny stuff

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Female 882
^ yeah they played it to the guy on the toilet.. but to no avail.
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Male 1,523
Didn`t Brainiac say it was real?
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Male 3,060
that was a good episide of south park...
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Female 429
hehe, they did that on braniac. and i watch that because of the rather amazing richard hammond. but lets not get into that. -.-;
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Female 243
I only got headache.
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Female 305
I saw this on a show, they never told me what happened :-(
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Male 951
It`s almost too bad. Might have done some good for the site, considering how full of it a handful of idiots here are.

That aside, this whole idiocy was probably driven BY that South Park episode. People are just so unbearably stupid and gullible, it`s frankly amazing.

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Male 38
the mythbusters (tv show on discovery channel) busted that one wide open. it`s completely fake. but I know for a fact that the US army was investigating it, and attempting to use it in combat situations. it would be the perfect torture device.
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Female 818
Hmmm. I don`t think I`ll be listening to that any time soon.
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Male 904
Apparently a rock band done this years ago and It had the desired effect. Though that could be my old science teacher lying, though we did cover this at school. It needs to be around 8hz, which is far too low for humans to hear, so the sound on this site wont work.
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Male 57
they cover this in south park aswell lol !
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Male 2,519
I was glad when it finally ended. Not working for me.
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Male 143
Yep this has been so Busted by Adam & Jamie (Mythbusters)

They got in the biggest speakers possible, with the best sound technicians possible. and tried every note on full power (3000W speakers btw !!!)
from about 4Hz upwards and nothing happened.

This is sooooo totally Busted.

Doesnt work at all.

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Female 29
It did...absolutely nothing to me. Though, I`m not sure whether I feel disappointed or not.
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Male 316
It made my stomach kind of rumble. You know when they have bands playing and the bass is so high it just shakes your stomach? That`s how I felt, but I feel better now.
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Male 220
^sounds like everybody is constipated huh?
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Female 11
That was retarded.
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Female 228
ooh.. im scared to listen to it. i dont wanna poo myself before going to bed. lol
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Male 1,348
exactly I was just going to post that.

People who are into bass (sub woofers) create every kind of low noise known to man and there is nothing that does this.

Its a load of crap

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Female 2,144
The MythBusters Done This And There Is No Such Noise.
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Male 923
Lol, gave me gas, but probably all in my head xD
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Male 220
Didn`t work for me. This sucked.

Wait.

Brb.

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Female 1,211
yeah there is. hard to believe, but the sound kind of upset my stomach. it probably is a load of crap (hehe) but i`m not going to go far enough to test it out. any other results?
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Male 10,115
There`s a link to the MP3 I think in the 2nd or 3rd paragraph.
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Female 52
I was hoping for a sample of this "Brown Noise".
I guess I will have to just go the old fashion way.
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Male 14
Link: The Brown Noise [Rate Link] - A noise that can make you poop yourself?
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