State of the Union, First Draft

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago Funny
http://mkanejeeves.com/?p=178

Bush"s original draft for his speech discovered.
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Male 469
Funny, my favorite line was:
"Now, I know I have my critics because of the war and Homeland Security, and I know this is an election year but, in the spirit of bi-partisanship, I extend a fig towards the opposition and say, if I may use Latin? “Ix-nay.”"
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Male 90
omg, i hate bush bashers. if you hate him so much, you do his job.
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Male 2,600
Haha, "parenthisaurs". Pure gold.
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Male 285
Wow I`m surprised. When I opened up this comments page I half expected to see the conservative humor patrol out in full force denouncing the "treasonous" and "unamerican" nature of this obviously political satire. But instead, someone who thinks cheney was smart and edwards channels dead babies. I`m impressed.
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Female 216
That was stupid. I hate Bush and I found that to be stupid. (sigh)
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Female 531
Hehe, funny. :-)
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Male 18
I want you all to think about this.. Which it better:
Kerry - Wow.. I truly can`t think of anything good.. Oh wait.. yea he got him self hurt in Nam and got some medals
Edwards - Tricked a jury into believing he "channeled" a DEAD baby to win a courtcase
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Bush - Ok.. Here`s pretty damn stupid and he`s in bed w/ the relegious folks.
Chenny - A SMART person, a little fat, but very smart and thinks stuff through

You Decide. In my opinion Bush was the lesser of 2 evils(I dislike both the republican and democratic parties)

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Female 139
that bored me just like the actual speech did smh
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Female 349
He smart enough to get a whole entire country to go into a war that should`ve never been fought.
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Male 26
ahhahaha awesome. but i have a question: why did the text end with "der Homeland"? Is it just another bushism, or is it maybe because of the German masculine article "der" (meaning the), making perhaps a nazi reference?
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Male 730
seriously bleed`nbeauty, thats just sad. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE?! damn...why cant we just let nature take its course and not protect stupid people? let them wander as they may, no matter the danger?
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Male 3,060
^^^wow...there`s our future...
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Male 318
to much to read
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Male 404
Here is a real bush quote:
"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."
Hahahaha, he is so dumb that I would vote for somebody that believed this article instead of him (If I was at least 18).
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Female 335
You know, at first I was almost convinced it was him, until I saw the part about McDonald`s. lol

-"Who cooks at your house?"
-"Ronald McDonald."

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Male 21
Whee...god if i could have voted, I woulda voted for almost anyone other then him. Funny but I don`t think even he`s that stupid.
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Male 361
^If you thought that was real for one second, you should kill yourself.
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Female 573
^ That made no sense. You were just looking for a reason to criticize!

I thought it was funny. But I honestly don`t think it`s real. I don`t know...Bush is a dumba.ss and I absolutely hate him. But I don`t think he`s that dimwitted.

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Male 50
"George Bush is funny because he makes dumb people seem smart :)"

Coming from someone who uses smiley faces, it kind of makes you look like the dumb one...

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Female 54
Good stuff.
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Female 54
Hillarious had me laughing out loud literally. Especially this bit:

“Think about it. 9/10? You’re riding your bike whistling a happy tune. 9/12? You’re scared stiff. In between? 9/11. Bingo.”

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Male 194
haha that was good, didnt read all of it, just big parts, liked the fig bit :-P
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Male 316
"I`m in a bunny mood today"

George Bush is funny because he makes dumb people seem smart :)

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Female 25
Hahah. Now that`s funny.
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Male 10,115
Link: State of the Union, First Draft [Rate Link] - Bush`s original draft for his speech discovered.
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