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Date: 02/01/06 02:11 AM

25 Responses to State of the Union, First Draft

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    January 31, 2006 at 10:39 pm
    Link: State of the Union, First Draft - Bush`s original draft for his speech discovered.
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    Chelsea8988 Female 18-29
    25 posts
    January 31, 2006 at 10:48 pm
    Hahah. Now that`s funny.
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    Marram Male 18-29
    316 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 5:05 am
    "I`m in a bunny mood today"

    George Bush is funny because he makes dumb people seem smart :)

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    jizzos Male 18-29
    194 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 5:19 am
    haha that was good, didnt read all of it, just big parts, liked the fig bit :-P
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    CherryPie109 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 7:08 am
    Hillarious had me laughing out loud literally. Especially this bit:

    “Think about it. 9/10? You’re riding your bike whistling a happy tune. 9/12? You’re scared stiff. In between? 9/11. Bingo.”

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    Lemony_fresh Female 18-29
    54 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 9:48 am
    Good stuff.
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    Anchorless Male 18-29
    50 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 10:25 am
    "George Bush is funny because he makes dumb people seem smart :)"

    Coming from someone who uses smiley faces, it kind of makes you look like the dumb one...

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    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 11:34 am
    ^ That made no sense. You were just looking for a reason to criticize!

    I thought it was funny. But I honestly don`t think it`s real. I don`t know...Bush is a and I absolutely hate him. But I don`t think he`s that dimwitted.

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    badguy458 Male 18-29
    361 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 12:28 pm
    ^If you thought that was real for one second, you should kill yourself.
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    Cobrabite Male 18-29
    21 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 1:24 pm
    Whee...god if i could have voted, I woulda voted for almost anyone other then him. Funny but I don`t think even he`s that stupid.
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    RinjiHalfElf Female 18-29
    335 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 2:02 pm
    You know, at first I was almost convinced it was him, until I saw the part about McDonald`s. lol

    -"Who cooks at your house?"
    -"Ronald McDonald."

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    gabcab Male 13-17
    404 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 3:11 pm
    Here is a real bush quote:
    "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."
    Hahahaha, he is so dumb that I would vote for somebody that believed this article instead of him (If I was at least 18).
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    acdc_rocks91 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 3:26 pm
    to much to read
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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    ^^^wow...there`s our future...
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    thecranberry Male 18-29
    731 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 4:18 pm
    seriously bleed`nbeauty, thats just sad. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE?! damn...why cant we just let nature take its course and not protect stupid people? let them wander as they may, no matter the danger?
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    budsbd Male 18-29
    26 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 4:46 pm
    ahhahaha awesome. but i have a question: why did the text end with "der Homeland"? Is it just another bushism, or is it maybe because of the German masculine article "der" (meaning the), making perhaps a nazi reference?
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    SnowWolf Female 13-17
    349 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 5:03 pm
    He smart enough to get a whole entire country to go into a war that should`ve never been fought.
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    CacaPUNYETA Female 18-29
    139 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 6:35 pm
    that bored me just like the actual speech did smh
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    DiablodeMort Male 13-17
    18 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 6:51 pm
    I want you all to think about this.. Which it better:
    Kerry - Wow.. I truly can`t think of anything good.. Oh wait.. yea he got him self hurt in Nam and got some medals
    Edwards - Tricked a jury into believing he "channeled" a DEAD baby to win a courtcase
    Bush - Ok.. Here`s pretty damn stupid and he`s in bed w/ the relegious folks.
    Chenny - A SMART person, a little fat, but very smart and thinks stuff through

    You Decide. In my opinion Bush was the lesser of 2 evils(I dislike both the republican and democratic parties)

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    Cindy_ Female 30-39
    531 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 7:04 pm
    Hehe, funny. :-)
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    petitecitron Female 18-29
    216 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 9:47 pm
    That was stupid. I hate Bush and I found that to be stupid. (sigh)
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    KnightmareOH Male 18-29
    285 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 10:47 pm
    Wow I`m surprised. When I opened up this comments page I half expected to see the conservative humor patrol out in full force denouncing the "treasonous" and "unamerican" nature of this obviously political satire. But instead, someone who thinks cheney was smart and edwards channels dead babies. I`m impressed.
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    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    February 1, 2006 at 11:14 pm
    Haha, "parenthisaurs". Pure gold.
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    fedabog Male 18-29
    90 posts
    February 2, 2006 at 12:05 am
    omg, i hate bush bashers. if you hate him so much, you do his job.
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    Monty_Python Male 13-17
    469 posts
    February 4, 2006 at 6:53 pm
    Funny, my favorite line was:
    "Now, I know I have my critics because of the war and Homeland Security, and I know this is an election year but, in the spirit of bi-partisanship, I extend a fig towards the opposition and say, if I may use Latin? “Ix-nay.”"

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