Spazzzzz!

Submitted by: FRANCESUX 11 years ago in Entertainment
http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Spazzzzzz_74885.html

He rivals the angry Halo kid (Probably NSFW if you live in Germany).
There are 137 comments:
Male 136
Wow that must Be UT because it does take forever to load sometimes and also i get about as mad when i die about 250,000 times and then i look at my corpse and say, That dude is going down!
But i dont have like a roid rage or something geez
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Female 39
serious that was pretty freaky to think that some kids out there can probably get away with rage outbursts like that! my mum would kill my lil bro if he did anything to her computer
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Female 35
Im Scared
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Female 35
Mommmmmmmmmmmm.......
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Male 217
i wonder how he affords these keyboards....
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Male 217
i think i saw a part where he was gobbling like a turkey A LOO-LOO-LOO-LOO-LOO-LOO!!!
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Male 217
LOL omg this guy has issues.... god hes slamming his keyboard and screaming at the top of his lungs.....dammmm this has got to be when his parents arent home.....
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Male 76
:-) good to start the day with a nice rage. maniacal laught there...
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Male 118
Well translated to BetonKalle!
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Male 637
what a little weirdo
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Male 2
He needs to get himself a new hobby. He should get out more!
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Male 118
That was retarded.
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Female 49
dude, take a chill pill, take a breath.
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Female 18
Vielen Dank BetonKalle =) (that wasn`t sarcastic btw)
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Female 663
STFU already!
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Male 297
LMFAO! I know some German. "Spielen!!" so funny. love the finale; complete with keys flying everywhere. what a psycho.
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Female 1
That was a load of poo lol but however give sum credit to the guy wo really really needs gud help or a gud slap across the face lol was quite funny !!
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Male 119
maybe if someone hadnt invented the computer then none of this would have happened..lol...=\
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Male 425
Wow, someone really wanted to copy "boom head shot!"
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Male 91
What a conclusion...
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Female 74
oookkk....wtf
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Male 59
that kid needs a life and the sh!+ kicked out of him
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Male 3
I know what hes saying...
Gee what a great game this is i am playing...
So relaxing, Opps i lost oh well better luck next game....He just sounds mad because he speaking german
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Male 407
I heard him tell the mouse to get on the mat a few times. Don`t know if anyone else caught that.

AUF DEM MAT!! AUF DEM MAT!!

I once did this, just to freak out a kid that was at my house and get rid of a broken keyboard.

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Male 1,225
Let`s just hope Jack Thompson doesn`t get his hands on this...
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Male 175
lame
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Male 578
I have that same reaction to Cedric the entertainer.
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Male 390
he reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly dosnt like his keyboard does he?
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Female 1
OMG that one of the funniest things i`v seen next to the "biggest nerd in history" on www.funnyjunk.com!! Brilliant!!
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Male 201
so fake, kid went a little overboard or it might have been believable.
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Male 182
lmao i lived in germany for 4 years he`s bitching about the comp lagging and then he freaks out over the escape key.
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Male 42
OMFG I JUST SAW TAHT LIKE ONE HOUR B4 I SAW IT ON HERE ROFL
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Male 28
hmmm yup hes a spaz
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Male 1,425
haha lmao when he goes away crying like a baby
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Male 1,425
WOOOOOOOWWWWWWW.....he`s messed up ;-) goddamn...5 pages what attention =P
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Male 115
I wanted to ever so gently separate the base of his skull from the upper part of his spine and crush his cranium. What I have just said may seem violent, but we all know... that kid is a whole other part of violent. He actually destroys his drating keyboard because Unreal Tournament wont load fast enough. Pathetic.
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Female 24
that.......was.......HILARIOUS!!
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Male 254
that was so funny
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Male 215
This is actually a good video for parents to show their kids what they will be like if they get addicted to video games. It`s also a good video for kids to show their parents what they will be like if they have a crappy computer that can`t load games properly. heh. I don`t want to know what this guy will be like when he grows up.
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Male 44
i know some counter strike/UT/Halo people who would probably do that. maybe not as extreme. but definitley start yelling profanities at the screen and throwing a disk or two.

i feel like that in Battlefield 2 alot.

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Female 4
His parents are probably the ones taping him cuz they probably want to know what keeps happening to their freaking keyboards. If that was my kid i would seriously slap the s*** out of him!
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Male 24
he looks sorta like me, and i`m sorta german...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Male 142
"This is fake...obviously. He doesn`t even put his hands in the right place to play Halo/Unreal/Counterstrike or any other first person shooter. HE DID THIS FOR ATTENTION...STUPID KID"

Actually many people use the WASD keys instead of the arrow keys, so it would be the right position.

If this isn`t fake though, his mom or someone probably set the camera up to see what was happening to the keyboards and mouses...

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Male 889
wow, i feel bad for his mothers nipples
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Male 81
Ok then. I used to pound on my sega genesis. It`s kind of sweet that a kids number one stress is video games, but you want to take it down a knotch? Wouldn`t his parents come in? Good, give him some privacy. He just needs loved.
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Male 363
He was like... insane before he started... holy fux dude.
AHHH!! l33t hax0r xtr33m!! hax hax!! AHH!! you fux, you fux!! fux you!! AHH! hahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH... AHH! fux! FUX!!
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Male 70
that kid is f*cking insane!
he fust beat the living sh*t out of his keyboard at the end!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
i love how freaked out to find the escape key when he busted it off
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Female 409
Doesn`t he sound like the aliens from the movie Mars Attacks? "Squak Squak Sqa Sqa" lmao
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Female 16
probably would have been funnier if he hadn`t kept flipping out over and over too long

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Male 12
This kid reminds me of my young brother when he is waiting for "World Of Warcraft" to load, and then get his but kicked by someone with a lower level. I say just beat the kid with the Keyboard and be done with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 98
Okay, not ad funny as the original, but it`s okay.
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Male 1
there`s a fine case against violent video games.
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Male 106
yeah, i`m in german 1, and i got the general "gist" of what he was saying. He does swear but not as much as you prolly think he does.
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Male 1,521
kill the Bastard! Ja ja ja!
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Male 90
i have a friend who is worse!!!!!! i swear taht pwned.nl was made for him....
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Female 264
HEY EVERYONE, FAST FORWARD AND HEAR WHAT IT SAYS,
LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 1,944
who was filming that?
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Male 10
that was funny..for about 30 seconds..but the 3 minutes and 52 seconds that followed afterwards..i just felt like punching that kid in the face. haha Luckily it looked like he was already getting P3wned, so that saves me some work.
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Female 122
Chill out, Little Hitler...It`ll be ok! BREATHE!!

That is frigging hilarious. I`ve always wanted to beat a keyboard to death like that!

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Female 7
he reminds me of a pissed off Sim
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Female 533
Yep...and that is how Hitler started. Only without the video game part. :-)
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Female 430
OMG That was so funny! hahaha! Wow, he just goes on and on, it was funnier because I couldnt understand it.
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Female 395
wow
that is scary
his parents need to do something about this, its not normal!!!

he then grows up a neo-nazi and tries to kill the jews
sucks

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Male 42
Dude Germans are freaks. Such a lovely language though...
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Female 879
ew
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Male 15
scarey or what :S i wonder what he was saying..
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Male 186
HAHAHA! ANGER MANAGEMENT!
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Female 458
o and custom hobo i was lmao at the daily routine
i think u have it right on target
xcept in the floor boards he hold little wedges of cheese
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Female 458
i started lmao wen he was singing...
o and i tried to post this link and it makes me mad that they didnt accept it
o well it least u got to c this retard in action
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Male 135
reminds me of the office guy....
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Female 1,403
Real or not, I still wanna send the guy some zoloft or mood-stabilizers. SOMETHING!
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Male 303
WTF!!! These types of people should be riped to pieces and stiched back to feal the pain in the parts, shot all over the place, cut their eyes out, break their jaw, taized with .07 amps(wich could kill if you havent taken phisics), and other things you could think of. AND IF THEY DIE, REVIVE THEM AND START ALL OVER AGAIN>

That is what i think. That these people take things WAY to seriously. If you wanted to try to play a game before the bus came, i might have gotten a little mad about the loading, but literaly tearing the pieces of the board apart just to tear them apart again is just stupid.

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Female 301
I watched the whole thing on fast forward. Good times!
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Female 782
haha `SCHNELL SCHNELL SCHNEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL`
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Male 363
Oh, and for the fakeness- someone said he was pressing the wrong keys... perhaps the german reliese is different? Or perhaps he changed the settings.

How did the keyboard survive till this moment anyhow?

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Male 279
oops didn`t read. sorry german-speakers. i know they requested you to translate too much but i posted the above statement before i even read any of this.
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Male 363
holy... foxing... shyt.... dude.
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Male 279
OHH MY GODD! i thought id never say this in caps but, geez, won`t people realize that breaking your stuff won`t change anything. it doesn`t change the fact they suck at video games. i wish people would grow up. i dont think he had a key on that keyboard left.

by the way if anyone here knows german can they please interpret some of the things he said for us. it might be interesting.

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Female 406
i feel like that when my english teacher talks to me
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Female 289
Awwww look at the little Mini Hitler get angry....
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Male 737
[quote]On 2/22/2006 1:15:13 PM Stormnnormn wrote: AND NOW! The question weve all been waiting for... Is he possessed? and honorable mentions go to: What is he playing? What did he say? Why was he laughing? Does that keyboard still work? Who will he be when he is older? and... I think he may just be contipated, what do you think? [/quote]
Possesed, yes.
Playing, Unreal Tournament
What did he say, read the previous posts
Laughing, he`s a bit off the edge
Keyboard, probably not
What will he be, someone that slams the Ctrl, alt and del. keys into his head when he can`t sleep and cries himself to death when the buttons "won`t shut his concience program down"
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Female 158
I don`t think he was being very nice to the computer... :(
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Female 66
Wow. . .can you say Asberger`s?? Goodness! He needs a little more intervention than just a spanking. Tranquilizer maybe.

I really don`t see how that could be fake. A kid that knows he`s on camera would be giggling or would keep looking at it. He seemed genuinely um, insane!

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Female 34
the eeevil laughter... creepy
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Male 13
How do you live with someone like that.
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Male 68
constipated*
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Male 68
AND NOW! The question weve all been waiting for...
Is he possessed?

and honorable mentions go to:

What is he playing?
What did he say?
Why was he laughing?
Does that keyboard still work?
Who will he be when he is older?
and...
I think he may just be contipated, what do you think?

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Female 42
fudgein spaz
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Male 160
I think i would`ve laughed harder if i could`ve understood him all the way. It doesn`t rival the Halo player though, i seriously think the kid was faking all of it just to get some attention.

I`ve seen people throw some tantrums, but that was overboard.

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Male 1,149
Tis fake if you are wondering.
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Male 142
just shutup and play
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Male 9
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG LMFAOSML Wot a spaz! I thought that when he was putting the escape key back in hed push it by mistake and quit the game and be like smashin the moniter. Tht was very funny.
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Male 1,586
I`d pay good money to give that kid a beating.
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Female 7
i`m not german, but here are some things i could understand:

First he screams things like:
"start the game, START THE DAMN GAME!! I`ll say it one more time!"

"Okay, think positive, think positive..."

And when he is searching for the escape button:
"Where is it? WHERE IS IT? WHAAA ARRGH!!"
followed by:
"I don`t need help, i don`t need help!"

After that: "IT DOESN`T WORK!" (oh, really? that`s weird...)

The last thing i could understand was "I`ll shoot you, I`LL KILL YOU ALL!!!" when he starts playing again.

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Male 451
im not bad at german but it was quite hard to understand what he was going on about coz of the screaming
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Male 382
I soooooo wanted to get a baseball bat and crack it round his head :l
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Female 20
wo ... hope it`s fake, what kind of adult will he be ?! anyway, love the part where he`s looking for the escape button on the floor !
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Male 111
he kinda reminded me of smeagle from lotr
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Male 737
His daily routine

Tidy room (shove CD`s onto floor in spontaneous rage)
Scream at computer screen before realising he needs to press the "on" button to start it.
Play for a while, die, get angry and smash the keyboard a bit.
Fix keyboard
Get annoyed again because the keyboard doesn`t work, hit it a few times
Rip Unreal Tournament instruction book to pieces with teeth.
Eject disk, snap it in half, rip out hard drive and smash the modem to pieces with it.
Throw monitor onto floor and computer out of window.
Begin crying because computer is broken.
Cheer self up by poking parents, who have been hung from the ceiling by mouse wires.
Go back and fix computer as good as possible.
Crawl back under floorboards and harm self with broken shards of disk.

And repeat...

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Male 605
I would say he has Tourret`s Sydrome
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Male 143
hmm, looking at this behaviour i would ask, is it wise to let him play games with guns?
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Male 189
>.<

It`s Unreal Tournament by the way..

Jesus christ...

I wanna know more about this video.

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Male 9
OMG, that kid is wicked, any germans here who can translate it for me?
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Male 2,958
This is probably a spoof of croyt`s (the halo kid`s) infamous videos if it is fake.

And it could be HaloCE, I`m pretty sure you move with aswd on it.

All that aside, that was pretty damn funny.

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Male 1,039
This is fake...obviously. He doesn`t even put his hands in the right place to play Halo/Unreal/Counterstrike or any other first person shooter. HE DID THIS FOR ATTENTION...STUPID KID
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Male 66
(reality0815 Wednesday, February 22, 2006 7:47:53 AM
"I waaaaaaaaaaaant tooooooooo playyyyyyyyyy Unreeeeeeeeeeal Tournaaaaaaaaaammeeeeeeeeeeeeent!!!"
For all who wanted to know.)


i think thats he game he was playing lol

and i can only think of 3 words to describe that...


WHAT THE F***?

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Male 104
that kid should be shot... leave it too long and he will be a serial rapist when he`s older. HTF did the parents let him end up like that? (assuming its real, and if not, htf did he manage to continue screaming like a hyperventilating happy tree friend for 5 minutes??)
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Male 35
Fake
Also probly was counter-strike lol, i feel sick from watching that, so much attention needed in the world, so many idiots.....
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Female 342
K FINE NO ONE TALK TO ME lol
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Female 342
lol 3rd post in like... not even a minute
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Female 342
ahah i cant stop watching it
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Male 230
No one here can say they`ve never had one of those moments when playing an online game, but he just went f*cking crazy.
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Male 105
Little psycho in the making right there...
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Female 342
omg!! that was flipping hilarious!
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Male 54
LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 6
"I waaaaaaaaaaaant tooooooooo playyyyyyyyyy Unreeeeeeeeeeal Tournaaaaaaaaaammeeeeeeeeeeeeent!!!"

For all who wanted to know.

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Male 98
I want to know why he records himself and then puts it on the net.
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Male 737
[quote]On 2/22/2006 6:51:25 AM nyennaserego wrote: I wish I knew what he was playing.[/quote]
Barbie`s Horse riding adventures.
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Male 396
how is it the camera is there at teh right moment he spazes?
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Female 100
wow...seriously I hope this is fake. I wish I knew what he was playing. Keyboards are pretty durable considering he was slamminging it that hard and only lost a few keys. Little freak.
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Female 8
thats one fudged up kid.....!
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Female 82
That kid needs a good spanking. He`s waaaay too old to be having temper tantrums!
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Male 737
[quote]On 2/22/2006 5:43:44 AM reality0815 wrote: @ dxes He isn`t really singing, he is saying "I don`t need help, i don`t need help!" A little translation: "Start the goddamn game, start the goddamn game... noooooooo it`s loading, i don`t won`t to wait" While playing he repeats constantly "die, son of a b****" I feel sorry for the parents, this guy REALLY needs help.[/quote]
He probably killed his mother with the keyboard and hung his father with the mouse cord
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Male 6
@ dxes
He isn`t really singing, he is saying "I don`t need help, i don`t need help!"
A little translation:
"Start the goddamn game, start the goddamn game... noooooooo it`s loading, i don`t won`t to wait" While playing he repeats constantly "die, son of a b****"

I feel sorry for the parents, this guy REALLY needs help.

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Male 737
At first I was sure it was fake. But then I didn`t care, funny as hell. I was rather worried when he started laughing insanely to himself. And I almost fell of my chair when he started smashing the keyboard to bits.
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Male 4
That`s pretty fake I`m sure.
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Female 882
i could relate to him for the first 5 seconds.. but then he just went overboard- and he flips from angry to happy so fast it`s hard to tell which is which. I really quite wanted to stab him to make him calm down.. but that would probably have a reverse affect.
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Male 16
LOL...poor kid...could anyone translate the part when he starts singing?
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Female 630
ok then...
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Male 3
wow, that`s an addict

he`s screaming at the computer "start the goddamn game"

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Male 22
Creepy man, he seriously needs medical attention. :(
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Male 396
anyone speak german? im dying to know what hes saying
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Female 2,244
What the hell...he starts yelling right away before even doing anything.

And wish I could smash a keyboard like that.

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Female 266
Oh,,,,,,my.......god.....scary.. he is kinda crazy I think lol.....its scarier because you can`t undersand hehehee
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Female 2,761
WTF?
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Male 734
First post! I`m retarded!

I wish I could have seen the screen, but w/e. I wonder how much it costs to replace stuff when he has one of these rages. Or, more importantly, how he can keep screaming constantly like that. I`d need a glass of water after thirty seconds...

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Male 396
Link: Spazzzzz! [Rate Link] - He rivals the angry Halo kid (Probably NSFW if you live in Germany).
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