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Date: 02/23/06 02:27 AM

107 Responses to New number to replace 999

  1. Profile photo of two375
    two375 Male 18-29
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    February 22, 2006 at 11:14 pm
    Link: New number to replace 999 - Spoof advert for a new emergency phone number.
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
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    February 23, 2006 at 2:32 am
    So catchy, so hip....gaaaack someone call 011-999-89........ aww crap
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    dxes Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 2:52 am
    hilarious...
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    silverant Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 3:16 am
    in the good ol US of A, we have a little somthing called 911
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    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 3:19 am
    good old it squad. shame that later moss calls the wrong number during a fire :-O
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    FRANCESUX Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 3:19 am
    how can your emergency number be 999? thats retarted. what happens if someone w tourettes has to dial a number that starts w 9?
    HES SCREWED
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    YouG Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 4:36 am
    Don`t forget the 3 at the end.
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    notapervert Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 4:51 am
    Lol
  9. Profile photo of tambourine33
    tambourine33 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 4:59 am
    I live in the UK and believe me, the government is capable of this.
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    YIELD_TO_ME Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 5:00 am
    I live in California, every time I`ve called 911 I`ve gotten a busy signal. You have to know the local number for the fuzz to get a person, if your lucky you "may" get a unit to respond, I`ve never seen one though, after about four or five hours I`ve left the scene.
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    Aadam Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 5:00 am
    LOL! FUNNY! and dont start just because our emergency services number is 999 and not 911, we dont vote to choose the damn number! lol
    besides isnt it easier to repeat pressing one key then the 9 then 1 twice?:-S lol. dont know anyway...was a funny vid!
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    ilovem0nkey Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 5:04 am
    wtf
  13. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 5:22 am
    i think 911 would be better- so many little kids have accidently called 999 because of pressing the same button three times

    0118 999 818 999 119 7852 3 .. is that right? i`m going to watch it again and check.

    gotta love the IT crowd.

  14. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 5:24 am
    dammit. ahh well.. i was close
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    frenchy2612 Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 5:25 am
    lool that show is jokes
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    lilred22 Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 5:31 am
    Youth, my nephew dialled 999 by accident when he was younger. The copper who came round thought it was funny
  17. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 5:37 am
    999, 911, what does it matter? It`s not like it`s some MAJOR cultural difference.

    The UK also uses 112.

    But yeah I remember that ad, from The IT Crowd. Great series!

  18. Profile photo of kungfool
    kungfool Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 5:38 am
    doesn`t 011 start an international call? Oh well, there isn`t any country with a country code of 89 or 899, so it still must lead nowhere
  19. Profile photo of sir-cheese
    sir-cheese Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 5:56 am
    yey go the it crowd
  20. Profile photo of Buffyphil
    Buffyphil Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 6:23 am
    999 dialled in my pocket on my mobile phone, when I was at a party (they still dial with a locked keypad!) - annnyway the police came and shouted at me, and went to my parents house and told them I might be in danger :/.

    That was funny btw.

  21. Profile photo of Rusty08
    Rusty08 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 6:26 am
    Well in Australia it`s 000. I hope I`m not starting some "international differences" war. :P
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    ivan11111 Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 6:28 am
    haha i LOVE the I.T. crowd. It makes me chuckle. Lter in that episode when the fire extinguisher goes on fire and he goes "Oh, well i better just put it over here with the rest of the fire."

    Genius.

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    JonKemper Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 6:31 am
    The Uk also uses 911 for all the americans that come to visit. dial it you will be surprised :P
    and if the americans can try dial 999, as an experiment, and let us know if it works in the USA
  24. Profile photo of Rusty08
    Rusty08 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 6:38 am
    ^ Hmmm, Fake Emergency calls? I don`t know...
  25. Profile photo of dancing-moo
    dancing-moo Female 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 6:49 am
    Haha the video was funny..what DOES 112 do anyway? I`m not sure..
  26. Profile photo of dancing-moo
    dancing-moo Female 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 6:50 am
    Actually, its got me singing "Girls and Boys" by Good Charlotte for some reason
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    vachement Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 7:58 am
    I`m guessing that it`s a show from England- and I love it! There are many different English comedy shows that are so good- the humor is classic!
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    mcfly_lover Female 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 8:09 am
    ^^^ Yeh it is , lol its really funny!
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    0verclock3d Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 8:09 am
    In Canada, its 569-5879-4867-6970-3082-5083-3781-2581-3
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    Hansbo Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 8:14 am
    The worst thing is that I remember the number.

    0118 999 881 999 119 7253

    Anyways, in Sweden, it`s also 112.

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    bakurakat Female 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 8:45 am
    XD the I.T crowd cracks me up >.<
  32. Profile photo of Marion
    Marion Female 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 9:21 am
    hehe... that`s funny... i like that... *sings* 0118 999... bleh! i bet i`ll end up singing it all day...

    in Norway it`s also 112.

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    BirkirHe Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 9:32 am
    112 in iceland, it`s the police, ambulance and fire department ^^
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    Dobby13 Female 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 10:13 am
    LOL, an IT Crowd classic...shame theres only 6 episodes!! My friends say i`m just like moss ;-/
  35. Profile photo of Schlinger
    Schlinger Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 10:14 am
    in the US of A just call
    873984572364573465981365-1356109354762345-91834562394519-854619346508376459237650276-13765082367452-3945137456327592-34-52436523456234526-346-523-45236-523645273452-6341=235-2364527345623=492345235234523405726345083645187618736513745634756374560345723645087263451664350823756487845671365981346587452894356210384572168045160547364507364583653476-21035634572-345613485237-4531456345345738045672340583725-234520834563054-135837453
  36. Profile photo of phroedoux
    phroedoux Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 10:30 am
    911 is so much cooler than 999. cuz, cmon, its american.
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    jonny5alive Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 10:38 am
    omg i don`t care about all our different international numbers.....but this is funny. when it was on tele me and my mum kept singing it but all we remembered was the 3! hahahaha love it! god bless friday night tv on channel 4!
  38. Profile photo of sbsp_fan_1
    sbsp_fan_1 Female 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 11:09 am
    Haha, funny, but scarily enough it COULD happen... :-O
  39. Profile photo of sbsp_fan_1
    sbsp_fan_1 Female 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 11:12 am
    911 is so much cooler than 999. cuz, cmon, its american.

    *ahem* Sorry to say this to such a patriotic person, but, no it`s not. Anyway, 999 is quicker, plus in the UK you can just press 99 and it automatically assumes you need the emergency service. So ha.

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    jono142 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 11:14 am
    its funny the way moss remembers it afterwards, watched every episode. id laf if it actually came true and every1 had to call up a realy complicated phone number
  41. Profile photo of jono142
    jono142 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 11:16 am
    am i bein a smart alik?
  42. Profile photo of phroedoux
    phroedoux Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 11:17 am
    Yeah, but if you press 99, and you didn`t mean too, you`ve dialed the emergency line, and now you`re taking up precious emergency phone line.
    And, believe me, the fraction of a milisecond you may or may not save by not traversing the extra inch or two to the 1 from the 9 isn`t life saving.
    Besides, that just shows how lazy you are. I mean, cmon, you can`t even dial the whole number!
  43. Profile photo of gcxj220
    gcxj220 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 11:18 am
    Thanks a lot Schingler, you`ve messed up the window.
  44. Profile photo of shishkabob
    shishkabob Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 11:43 am
    wat does it matter 999 or 911? really? i say just to make it so much easier it should be 123 comon wats easier than that?
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    violingirl77 Female 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 12:21 pm
    well i dont dial 999 newayz. i dial 911. lol
  46. Profile photo of stoneyjoe
    stoneyjoe Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 12:30 pm
    OMG i love the IT crowd thats such a gr8 program (where it was from) i richmond the goth who lives in the cupboard
  47. Profile photo of jono142
    jono142 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 1:03 pm
    cool init stoneyjoe
  48. Profile photo of ProzakJunkie
    ProzakJunkie Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 1:13 pm
    isnt that the new irish comedy...the one which SUCKS! It does...really bad. Its even worse than Joey.
  49. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 1:18 pm
    "i say just to make it so much easier it should be 123 comon wats easier than that? "

    No! 123 is evil! It`s the talking clock, and when i was asked to reset my answer machine number for my mobile i thought "123 will be easy to remember" now when i try and listen to my message all i get is "the time is now.. 9:14... now it`s 9:15 etc etc"

  50. Profile photo of Trucast
    Trucast Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 1:32 pm
    911 - American Emergency Number
    999 - British Emergency Number
    112 - European Emergency Number. (You can call it in any European country)

    And I may as well carry it on... "OMG LOL LIEK 999 IS WAI BETTER LOLZ!!1"

  51. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 1:33 pm
    I love it.
  52. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 1:36 pm
    phroedoux: 911 is so much cooler than 999. cuz, cmon, its american.

    Stop trying to cause a flame war.


  53. Profile photo of Pandasims
    Pandasims Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 1:42 pm
    "Stop trying to cause a flame war."
    just to fan the flames theres this thing we British do called "humour" ever heard of it?

  54. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 1:49 pm
    The IT Crowd is English, not Irish, it just has an Irish character. It`s great fun though, doesnt suck. Maybe you`re thinking of something else. I hope more clips from it appear on here like maybe Richmond trying to explain what the servers are :P
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    N1kk1 Female 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 1:50 pm
    i luv the it crowd!!!!
  56. Profile photo of Pandasims
    Pandasims Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 1:51 pm
    Its a really good series i like the bit where he gets stuck under the desk
  57. Profile photo of badguy458
    badguy458 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 1:53 pm
    I don`t see whats so funny. I`ve seen aleast 4 different comedy shows do the whole "911 with 20 numbers" stuff.
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    ciaran036 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 1:56 pm
    HAHAHa! Go to video.google.com and search IT CROWD you can watch the full episodes its brilliant. I think its from the writers/makers of Father Ted (also fantastically funny)
  59. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
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    February 23, 2006 at 2:06 pm
    Was that real? Why don`t they make it something easy? That number seemed so hard to remember - it`s too long.
  60. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 2:48 pm
    Yeah, but if you press 99, and you didn`t mean too, you`ve dialed the emergency line, and now you`re taking up precious emergency phone line.
    And, believe me, the fraction of a milisecond you may or may not save by not traversing the extra inch or two to the 1 from the 9 isn`t life saving.
    Besides, that just shows how lazy you are. I mean, cmon, you can`t even dial the whole number!

    HA...an American is saying that?
    Wow, who`da thaught
    In a report, it`s said that Americans
    are getting rid of pavements, to make
    way for cars.
    Another report said, a woman complained
    that she couldnt get a parking spot
    when she was going to the gym, and
    a woman drove her son the bus-station
    which was on the other side of the road.

    NOW try and say we aren`t lazy, and if
    being lazy means we get the emergency
    services faster, then yes
    Im proud to be lazy.

  61. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 2:49 pm
    Was that real? Why don`t they make it something easy? That number seemed so hard to remember - it`s too long.

    ((sorry for the double post))

    That was the whole friggin point
    dumbass, it`s something called
    a joke.

  62. Profile photo of seventoes
    seventoes Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 3:06 pm
    911 > 999! Woot!
  63. Profile photo of DevilCherub
    DevilCherub Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 3:18 pm
    why is everyone arguing over their emergency services number? who gives a f**k? funny add tho. pmsl
  64. Profile photo of Osprey39
    Osprey39 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 3:46 pm
    One time my friend was calling a number starting with 991 from my house. Only he was an idiot and dialed 911. The cop came like an hour later.
  65. Profile photo of ProzakJunkie
    ProzakJunkie Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 4:19 pm
    The IT crowd was just crap the moment I turned it on and are you sure its English? If it is then I`m just glad that something that bad didn`t come out of Ireland.
  66. Profile photo of farquaadhnch
    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 4:34 pm
    DevilCherub,

    Totally agree!

  67. Profile photo of espion007
    espion007 Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 4:45 pm
    Last year my neice accidently dialed 911, so dont start on saying how bad 999 could be. I just dont want to say the story behind how i learned the brit emergency #
  68. Profile photo of drpepperz05
    drpepperz05 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 4:46 pm
    the reason thet use 112 in the uk is ment to be for mobile phones but im not to sure why
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    drpepperz05 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 4:52 pm
    ive also just tried ringing it and it said called failed hrmmmmmmmm
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    thebeefytaco Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 4:56 pm
    911 here^-^
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1-1-2
    ^emgergency numbers`s from all around the world =o^
  71. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
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    February 23, 2006 at 5:06 pm
    Hey, matwix - my post was something called a joke. Dumbass.
  72. Profile photo of SirWheaton
    SirWheaton Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 5:08 pm
    lol
  73. Profile photo of 3clawedsloth
    3clawedsloth Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 5:22 pm
    It used to be 999 in canada, but that took to long w/ the old-timey spin dial phones. So they changed to 911.
  74. Profile photo of baboonette
    baboonette Female 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 5:42 pm
    The IT Crowd is generally a bit odd, but this part was pretty amusing.
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    manorrd Male 30-39
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    February 23, 2006 at 5:47 pm
    On 2/23/2006 2:49:17 PM Matwix_2004 wrote: Was that real? Why don`t they make it something easy? That number seemed so hard to remember - it`s too long. ((sorry for the double post)) That was the whole friggin point dumbass, it`s something called a joke.
    I take it that intelligence is not really your...er...strong point at the moment.

    It`s ok, though. The world needs ditch diggers too you know.

  76. Profile photo of thanna
    thanna Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 5:53 pm
    81199919991197253
  77. Profile photo of davidson
    davidson Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 5:54 pm
    i love it
  78. Profile photo of BlueOrchid
    BlueOrchid Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 6:11 pm
    That`s a lot easier to remember.
  79. Profile photo of uoysevolndys
    uoysevolndys Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 6:51 pm
    thats like the hardest thing to remember!
    haha
  80. Profile photo of randomguy111
    randomguy111 Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 7:44 pm
    am i the only one who thought it was disturbing that an audience would laugh at an old lady falling down two flights of stairs? >.>;
  81. Profile photo of aidious
    aidious Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 7:45 pm
    ^^Yes
  82. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
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    February 23, 2006 at 8:33 pm
    Hahahahahahahahahaha! That was great!!! Hilarious!!
  83. Profile photo of KeBob
    KeBob Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2006 at 8:41 pm
    hehe thats pretty funny
  84. Profile photo of b3nzyme
    b3nzyme Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 10:27 pm
    sbsp fan 1 said

    *ahem* Sorry to say this to such a patriotic person, but, no it`s not. Anyway, 999 is quicker, plus in the UK you can just press 99 and it automatically assumes you need the emergency service. So ha.


    actually it might be faster by like a... hmm.. a millisecond or two... maybe europeans might get their emergency service just in time before the atomic nova blast reaches them. (referring to atomic link above)

    i reallllyyy hate dumases like this one..

  85. Profile photo of b3nzyme
    b3nzyme Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 10:40 pm
    3clawedsloth said
    It used to be 999 in canada, but that took to long w/ the old-timey spin dial phones. So they changed to 911

    he is the most itnelligent person here. so that explains to us all why we use 911. i remember those old spin phones my grandma used to have one.

    matwix 2004 said
    HA...an American is saying that?
    Wow, who`da thaught
    In a report, it`s said that Americans
    are getting rid of pavements, to make
    way for cars.
    Another report said, a woman complained
    that she couldnt get a parking spot
    when she was going to the gym, and
    a woman drove her son the bus-station
    which was on the other side of the road.


    come on! he`s making this stuff up. you can tell he`s european too cus u cant understand wtf he`s saying. an old lady going to a gym seems odd to me. hmm... anyway..

  86. Profile photo of b3nzyme
    b3nzyme Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 10:44 pm
    well i was going to type something offensive and elaborate on how we`ve protected the whole of europe from speaking german (reference to hitler`s reign). but, whatever.
  87. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 11:40 pm
    you werent offensive but I wish you were, it would give me an additional thing to laugh at. That was an amazing post, I give my thanks to the person who submited it, whoever that may be...

    Long live posts as good as this! its is all I care for on this site.

  88. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2006 at 11:41 pm
    oh yea?!? in canada all you press is 9...
  89. Profile photo of shipyard
    shipyard Male 30-39
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    February 24, 2006 at 12:40 am
    In America, the "11" just follows a number for any special service.

    211 number for health and human services
    311 department of communications
    411 information services
    511 travel information services
    611 your phone provider`s service number
    711 gives a menu for disabled persons
    811 reserved for linemen for connection status
    911 emergency services

    Just a reminder to those who didn`t know...

  90. Profile photo of Ahhh Crap!
    Ahhh Crap! Male 18-29
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    February 24, 2006 at 3:29 am
    Hello operator? give me the number for 911!
    (Homer Simpson);-)
  91. Profile photo of kungfool
    kungfool Male 18-29
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    February 24, 2006 at 6:42 am
    in Japan, it`s 119 :-P
  92. Profile photo of jono142
    jono142 Male 18-29
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    February 24, 2006 at 7:10 am
    ealier in this comment section someone said that the IT crowd sucks, if someone sais that 1 more time summit bads gonna happan, and youl die in 7 days
  93. Profile photo of rap2dat2001
    rap2dat2001 Male 13-17
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    February 24, 2006 at 7:58 am
    Funny............3
  94. Profile photo of squee13
    squee13 Female 18-29
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    February 24, 2006 at 12:19 pm
    i saw this on the IT crowd the other day, genius!
  95. Profile photo of Scopes
    Scopes Male 13-17
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    February 24, 2006 at 12:42 pm
    Funny. I don`t like the it crowd, because i think that some of it is poorly acted, but this clip was good. btw, 112 on mobile phones (i think) means that the services can vaguely find where you are. Or something. Meh-Who cares?
  96. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    February 24, 2006 at 4:17 pm
    lalalaaaa 0118 999 881 999 119 7253 lalalaaaaa that was great
  97. Profile photo of abcdman2
    abcdman2 Male 13-17
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    February 24, 2006 at 4:44 pm
    011899988819991197253 w00t
  98. Profile photo of aidious
    aidious Male 18-29
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    February 24, 2006 at 5:05 pm
    Too many 8`s abcd!

    It`s 0118 999 881 999 119 725...3

    Actually, I think the IT crowd is pretty good. Some of the acting is great, the scary dude from last week was fab. Not as good as Father Ted (obviously), but still really good.

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    sgar2006 Female 13-17
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    February 24, 2006 at 5:16 pm
    Thursday, February 23, 2006 10:44:28 PM
    well i was going to type something offensive and elaborate on how we`ve protected the whole of europe from speaking german (reference to hitler`s reign). but, whatever.

    b3nzyme= stupid jackass
    .......rock on 999! lol

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    juggalette43 Female 13-17
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    February 24, 2006 at 6:03 pm
    man, i wanna go to europe. that would be cool.
    lol all you people thatlive there take a picture for me. lol
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    guardateciel Female 18-29
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    February 24, 2006 at 9:21 pm
    haha that kooky old lady...that police lady looked creepy though her eyebrows were weird
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    guardateciel Female 18-29
    727 posts
    February 24, 2006 at 9:32 pm
    oh lord people give it a rest why are you people starting an argument over this?
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    footbllpimp Male 13-17
    14 posts
    February 24, 2006 at 9:35 pm
    i thought it was gay
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    kelsey33 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    February 25, 2006 at 10:25 am
    Shouldn`t it be the same number worldwide? You`re a bit f##ked if you`re in some random country and you`ve got no clue what the number is
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    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    February 26, 2006 at 2:33 pm
    footbllpimp... what was "gay" about it? I didnt see anything homosexual. Unless you`re another idiot who uses "gay" to mean "bad".

    And also, to whoever said it was disturbing that the audience were laughing at a lady falling down the stairs, they were laughing because the person falling down the stairs was a really obvious stuntman, badly fitting wig and all. It was easier to see on real TV.

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    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    February 28, 2006 at 10:40 pm
    i wonder what will happen if you dial 999 in the US
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    SFX Female 13-17
    9 posts
    March 1, 2006 at 7:45 pm
    I love the IT Crowd!! + i remember watching this one ;)

    Dear Sir/Madam.
    Help! Fire! Fire!

    lmao

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