I`m the Juggernaut, Bitch!

Submitted by: Naztradamix 11 years ago in Funny

Enjoy, X-men fans. Adult language galore.
There are 139 comments:
Male 51
yofuzzy: "hahaha i love how they put this into Xmen:The Last Stand."

Come on man! Dont be stupid, its not that they put it in the movie, its that its there where it originates from =P, its like saying haha they put "hasta la vista baby" in the first terminator movie!
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Male 43
I remember this from junior year! EPIC!
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Female 3,828
lol so awesome
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Female 7
Awwww this wont work for me, everything else does why the one i really wanted to see stuffs up.. its that murphy again lol
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Female 188
HAHA "Are you an ass?"

classic. never gets old.

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Male 309
hahaha i love how they put this into Xmen:The Last Stand.

made the whole movie worth it

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Female 2,064
Ohhhhh! Now the line "I`M THE KOOLAID MAN, B****!" makes sense! xD

"LOOK AT MY BICEPS." Win.

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Male 761
"but im the jaggernaut biiiiiiiiitch...."
i`ve seen it before but it`s still funny as hell
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Male 516
Quite possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Whoever those guys are that did the voiceovers, my hat is off to you!
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Male 169
"I dont need no condom thats what my suits made of"
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Female 33
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=...

the bit in the film were he says
"dont yoo know who i am? im the JAGGERNAUT BITCH"


pmsl

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Female 33
lol

did anyone else notice..
that the weird talkin noises that bald man was makin was the noise that Chinese man on jackie chan cartoon makes lol

or is it just me whos sad??? lol

x


vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv funny

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Male 737
Wow, so so old. Still funny as, though.

Interestingly enough, Vinnie Jones` quote to Shadowcat on X-Men 3 "Don`t you know who I am?! I`m the JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!" was based around the fact that this was so popular.

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Male 1,149
Rofl this pwns.
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Female 182
lol
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Male 8
it`s ok..... :-?
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Male 336
five pages in, this is still the best there is
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Male 580
I thought it was funny the entire time through, the ending was the best.
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Female 1,470
lmao!
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Female 144
Wasn`t that great. Why is this so popular?
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Male 78
Did anyone else realize that the people at I am bored will filter out any random obscenities spilled out by their members, but will allow posts like this? Kind of hypocritical, in a way.

Anyway, this was really funny, especially for those that watched the original cartoon and knew who the characters are.

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Male 4,393
I`m the Juggernaut, Bitch!hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha SO FUNNY
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Female 442
When was this made? I think a line was stolen from it in the 3rd X-men movie (or this was taken from the movie).
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Male 223
but im the juggernaut nut biiiiiiitch
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Female 340
that was funny but not that funny na`mean?
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Female 340
OMG This DEFINATELY made my day!!!! I`ve never laughed this hard in a loooooooooooooooong time!! BUT I`M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!!!!! lol thats great.
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Male 223
OMG!!!!!!! FUNNIEST SH*T ON IAB EVER!!!!!!! I laughed so hard i couldnt bloody breath!!!.......HAPPY 2007 YOU JUGGERNAUT BITCHES!!!!!!!
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Female 422
That was the best.
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Female 670
I remember watching this show because my brothers and father did... but I must say, this was more entertaining than the actual show.
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Male 213
[quote]On 4/17/2006 2:00:36 PM Skeether wrote: "Shut the f*ck up charles. Shut the f*ck up. CHARLES NOOOOO! Charles he got mah head, im the juggernaut bitch. Charles... what the f*ck is this sh*t... Oh im trippin off acid." hhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahah i died laughing[/quote]


that was way funnier to just read now...

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Male 361
LMAO that is very very awsome so f*cking funny
"im the jugganaut b*tch and i got a b*tch with me" i loved that
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Male 404
Jeje, so funny
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Male 143
Some guy i work with quotes that all the time and i finally know what hes talking about.
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Female 963
HAHAHA
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Female 403
omg this is still a joke in our school " i got this helmet in 4th grade, AH CHARLES?! "
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Male 47
i enjoyed the guy with the pimp cane.
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Male 1,725
time to go watch getto power rangers lol
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Male 1,725
wow that was so great

ur gonna get f**ked up by my pimp cane

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Male 377
the guy who voices the Juggernaut should do another video, hilarious
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Male 83
"I`d hate to one of yo hookers" lol
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Male 39
I love that video.
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Male 1
BrickCity,

An`t that a bitch i`m ketchup Zap yo dumb ass lol funniest part in my opinion

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Male 919
Hit you with my pimp cane btich...LMAO!!!!
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Male 33
"Notice all these people behind me?"
"They will marval at my behemoth d*ck."
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Male 34
"PIMP smack yo ass, bitch."
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Male 33
"I can either take this poo, or you can give it to me willingly."
"I want it, I want it willingly!"
"Oh I know you do yah dirty b*tch."
"I`m the Juggernaut I`m ready to F*ck! I`ve been ready to drat, my suits so tight!"
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Female 39
This was abnout the funniest thing on this site! I had my sister crack up so damn loud! There needs to have merchandise saying "But I`m the Juggernaut, B*tch"
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Male 5
"Shoot n!gga"
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Male 1
Yeah you people who said this was gay have no sense of humor at all
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Male 2
"MMMMMMM aaah my Chest my BLOODY CHEST my outfit."

"You know what mutha F**ka ur gonna get hit my by my pimp cane 1 way or another."

"Not as long as im wearin these jamacin colors theres no way u can harm me."

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Male 2
"Im the Juggernaut B**ch and I brought a B**ch with me!!"

LMAO

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Male 1
This is some funny azz sh^t.
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Male 5
No, its not goliath, there is no such person. It is gladiator like I mentioned waaaay before in like page 2 or something
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Male 1
"grrrrrrrrrrr...
Look at my Biceps"

HAHAHAHA Best line. Had me dying laughing

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Male 1
the guy with the mohawk is goliath. hes basically the universes cop.
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Male 1
LMAO "look at me im the Juggernaut im ready ta drat, iv been ready ta drat" lmao that was some funnt poo
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Male 5
Yeah like anywhere.....
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Male 153
Anyone know where I can download this?
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Male 153
Anyway, hilarious video. I was practically crying with laughter.
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Male 153
Did they make this before the movie came out? If so, how did the people who made it know it was going to be a line in the move?
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Male 1
I don`t give a damn Im made out of laffy taffy bitch!
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Male 136
Attack you with yourr own pimp!
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Male 5
Ok, enough with the "they said this in the movie lolzers!" shut up morons
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Male 1
Thats was, sooo funny! and they even had the juggernaut in X3 say dont u know who i am?! I`m the juggernaut BITCH~!
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Male 5
"Man I don`t wanna hear that sh*t just finish countin the money before the Juggernaut gets here..."

"Oh it`s the Jugganaut B*TCH! and I got a B*TCH with me. Yeah! We`re gonna have a f*ckin rape party."

Best thing ever.

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Female 1
Really annoying and very stupid.
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Female 15
<3

best thing on the internet ever.

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Male 109
HA! HA HA haa! haaa aha haa aha ah! AHAHAHAHAHA AHAAA AHA AHA AHA AHA AH!!!!! AHA AHA AHA AHAHA AHAH aahahhah! ahahaah HA HA HA haa! haaa aha haa aha ahg AHAHAHAHAHA AHAAA AHA AHA!!!!! AHA AHA AH AHA AHA AHA AHAHA AHAH!!!!! ahahahaahha ha ah aha aha haha aha!! ahah ah HA HA HA haa! haaa aha haa aha ahg AHAHAHAHAHA AHAAA AHA AHA AHA AHA AH AHA AHA AHA AHAHA AHAH!!!!!!!
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Male 14
IM THE JUGGARNAUT BITCH
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Female 1
... dude. This made it into X-Men 3.
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Male 1
Haha, I saw the movie today too.
I`m the Juggernaut bitch!
I lol`d so hard...

Definitly the best character in the movie.
I loved how he ran through all the stuff...so awesome.


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spoilers

when juggernaut ran into the wall, I think he just went unconscious, which means he might`ve not died in the huge island explosion thing!
So Juggernaut still might be alive! :O

I wanna see him in the new one >_>
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Male 1,882
I don`t know if anyone is going to catch this, but I was watching the X-Men III movie... He said it! He said: "Don`t you know who I am?! I`m the Juggernaut, b*tch!" YES!
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Male 471
vertigirl speaks the truth- it was, effectively, the only good part of the movie. but by God, did it really happen. The theater exploded when he said it- i still frakkin laugh out loud just thinking about it.
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Female 1
Best scene from X-Men: The Last Stand

[Kitty drags Juggernaut into the ground then smiles and runs away]
Juggernaut - "Do you not know who I am? I`m the Juggernaut, bitch!"

I poo you not.

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Female 7
" you bow to me with my mohawk" Can`t wait till this friday. Xmen 3. supposedly there is a part in the movie where shadow cat falls threw a roof in front of juggernaut, and he actualy says to her "Don`t you know who I am?" just no bitch at the end... or so i was told. i hope it`s true :)
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Male 5
I thought it was onslaught too, but on closer inspection I think not. I think it is the Gladiator from the race of alien fags. He is as strong as we wants to be I think, so hes a cop out character.

But that was some funny poo!!

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Male 17
"we gonna have a rape party!"

that was awesome.

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Male 919
Juggernaut is my fav X-Men character, and he will be in XMEN 3 yEaAH!!!
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Male 1
Man, I was crying from lauging so hard at this.

Ferg19324 - The Goliath Motherf**ka is called Gladiator.

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Male 1
OOOOH Its the Juggernaut BITCH and I got a BITCH with me. Yeah we gonna have a dratin RAPE party.
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Male 1
This is like the funniest flash ive seen recently. hats off to the people that made it and please make more.
Best Line: "You`re going to get hurt by my pimp cane one way or another!!"
"Not as long as im wearing these jamaican colors"
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Male 1
One question. Who is the goliath looking motha f*cka at the end? I think it`s onslaught but I can`t be sure
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Male 1
"Shut the f*ck up charles. Shut the f*ck up. CHARLES NOOOOO! Charles he got mah head, im the juggernaut bitch. Charles... what the f*ck is this sh*t... Oh im trippin off acid." hhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahah i died laughing
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Female 145
There is not one person in my entire school that can go through the day w/o screeming I`M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!
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Male 334
Funny
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Male 1
This Is The Funniest Thing I Seen In A While. I Hope To See A Lot More Just Like It. AND IF YOU KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS ON YOUR I POD E-MAIL ME AT [email protected] And IF THERE IS A PART TWO E-MAIL ME. I Want To Show This To Everyone I Know! I Going To Do My Best To Spread This Around And I`M Not Even Getting Paid. Its That Funny! We Should Pay Them... Nah! But Its Funny!
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Female 120
That was really really funny!!!!
I loved when he said he was going to beat the one guy up with Xavier...pure humor for the bored and insane..lol
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Female 1
That poo was some funny poo.
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Male 1
Anyone how I can download this?
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Male 14
very funny :-P
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Male 1
I mean seriously though, This is the funniest thing I`ve seen in a LONG time man. I love everything about this. From the way yall said "bitch" to laughs in the background. This is exactly the kind of humor I hope to find when I`m bored...Thanks for making me laugh my ass off in front of my class mates :D
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Male 737
"Hey, here it is, aam da Juggernaut, Bitch! WTF does he think he doin`? He can`t hurt Juggernaut, Bitch!"
"Some motherf*ckin` toothpaste for juggernaut. Get Juggernaut some Colgate, motherf*cker."

Man, that was funny somehow.

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Female 36
that was awesome.
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Male 361
"is that even a real draten episode of X-Men!?!"

What do you mean?

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Male 105
HAHA that was good! real funny clip, loved it!!
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Male 34
as much as i didn`t want to laugh I couldn`t help it. Bad language all the way through, but it was funny.
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Male 471
That was one funniest thing I`ve seen all year- runner for best internet movie, I think.

As for the episode, I think it`s "Phoenix Saga: pt 2".

"fear the daughter of Bret Hart!!"

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Male 76
Maybe I have a strange sense of humor, but I thought that will hillarious.
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Male 86
is that even a real draten episode of X-Men!?!
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Female 369
OMG , if you just listen too it and not look at tha screen it will seem lak sumthin tootaly different.. like i was talking to ma friend on tha phone , and i put the phone by the speakers so she could here it , she thought it was some kind of ghetto porn lol!
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Male 201
stupid
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Female 1,972
I`m gonna beat choasss Charles...hell I`m gonna beachoo wif Charles...cuz I`m the Juggernaut, bitch
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Male 1,550
thats true, Juggernaut was the only funny one
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Female 785
#16 That was f__kin` awesome.
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Female 152
maybe a bit too long, but AWESOME nontheless.
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Male 641
Ha made me laugh, "I`m the Juggernaut b*tch" is kinda catchy.
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Male 102
yeah it does lose some steam in the middle but the end iss just as hillarious as the beggining
"this motherdrater can`t be serious" LOL silly ghetto ppl
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Male 1,425
jujubees i loved those....and i loved this too...k? k.
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Male 339
Great...but a bit long...
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Male 2,567
LOL
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Male 197
That reminds me of the GI Joe PSA`s.
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Male 3
"I`ma hit ya wit ya own pimp muthf*cka!" Best laugh I`ve had since "I`m Rick James, b*tch!".
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Male 298
i thot it wood b stupid, but i was in stitches!
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Male 215
That was good. Who`s was that at the end though? He must be pretty strong to kick jugernaut`s ass like that.
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Male 28
"I`m ketchup motha f*cka"
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Male 363
got old about half way through... know what? I`m the Juggernaut, bitch!
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Male 26
really funny.but a little to long.loved it.
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Male 146
Ummmmmm, not my cup of tea.
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Male 1,882
I`m the Juggernaut, b*tch!
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Male 76
I like To think that XMen always had secret thoughts that we didnt know about
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Male 43
That was even funnier then the dubbed Charlie Brown... maybe.
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Male 407
"Why you always have to scream everytime you enter the room"

"My suit`s so tight, I have to, it`s the only way I can breathe."

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Male 149
I actually found that funny.
I think i am sick.
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Male 20
Lol, too funny :-P

"That`s right, bow down to me and my mohawk"

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Male 143
Im gonna fck you up with my Pimp cane.
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Male 361
Juggernaut was the only funny one. The others sucked, and it sounds like they were laughing the entire time.
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Male 42
two words; VERY GAY
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Male 47
That was kick ass....hahaha....omg, I needed that.
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Male 733
weird in a funny way...
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Female 120
lol- that`s funny! I love dubbed cartoons....
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Male 331
that was dumb....
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Male 34
why is this rated so low?
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Female 100
Um...wow...well my fiancee really loved that.
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Male 51
Silly b*tch, your weapons cannot harm me! Don`t you know who the f*ck I am?! I`m the Juggernaut!
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Female 335
Wulfric,

I think that was the best line in the entire thing.

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Male 28
Hahaha

"You see all these people behind me? They will marvel at my behemoth dick."

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Male 1,265
lmao

Loses some steam in the middle, and never quite gets back to the level of the beginning.

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Female 266
"ahh she`s f*cking with my helmet, aww man I got this in 4th grade " one word, LOL.
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Male 1
Link: I`m the Juggernaut, Bitch! [Rate Link] - Enjoy, X-men fans. Adult language galore.
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