How to spot a pedophile

Submitted by: senor_boogle 11 years ago in Funny
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo

Tips on how to spot a pedophile: new entry by Maddox.
There are 48 comments:
Male 10
^^^ No, because most of the pedos diden`t even have the pedo-smile.

It made me laugh, but he has gotten a little worse, I`ll still buy his book though.

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Female 406
D+, THATS BAD RIGHT?
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Female 58
Pedosmile... *shiver*
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Female 264
creepy......bleah
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Female 335
Wow, I better not let my kids out of my sight! I got a D+!

I will follow the wisdom of an Old Asian Lady that suddenly started talking to me at my work one day just because she "liked me". (Not a joke! She had some pretty cool things to say!)

"Don`t trust anyone to raise your kids but yourself. No even your family!".. I`m guessing she meant besides immediate family. AnyWho, I`ll stick with that advice when I have kids!

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Male 429
the test sucked- he only told us to look at the smile- yes I am complaining because I only got 11
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Male 641
Ahh Pedo-smile... Funny stuff.
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Female 882
i just clicked yes with every one that was smiling.. so i didnt do very well- they lied to me!
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Female 94
I`m confused...the one called jesus looked awfully like john turturro from quiz show or mr. deeds (as the foot fetish butler) so i guessed no and i was wrong....
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Male 637
[quote]On 2/13/2006 5:28:12 PM freakyppl wrote: It`s not true. You can not tell from a smile that some one is a pedophile. Just plain not true. In fact I`m even rather disgusted with some one insuating that they can. Just my two cents. [/quote]
uh, did you see what site it`s on
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Male 1,425
D+ that was rather dumb, i wouldn`t call that funny, i would just call it misc. anyone agree?
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Female 673
I agree with YIELD TO ME. He`s not as funny as he used to be.

freakyppl: Maddox probably won`t care if he disgusts you. Just read some of his other articles, especially the ones about women.

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Male 1,521
What a bunch of Crap!
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Male 35
He has actual photos of him all over his website, but I think that the person meant peppers, not massox
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Male 407
Maddox is NOT so famous that he can barely go out in public. Out of any people I talk to on the subject, none will say "oh Maddox is hilarious" or "Maddox is a dick, I hate that guy". All simply say, "Who the hell is Maddox"

Past that it`s real hard to see what he actually looks like in that stupid little pirate picture. If anything he gets a passing compliment from the few people who care to look for a picture of him.

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Female 395
It`s not true. You can not tell from a smile that some one is a pedophile. Just plain not true. In fact I`m even rather disgusted with some one insuating that they can. Just my two cents.
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Male 317
plus infinity for pedosmile
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Female 124
17/19

B+

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Female 439
I got 12/19.
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Female 228
creepy. got 15/19
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Female 1,426
Your grade: C-
and ya we do spell it pedophile
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Male 62
i got 13/19!
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Male 571
The last paedophile I lived with (yes you read right) didn`t have one of them giveaway grins. Thank God I was 18 and big enough to kick his ass when i found out that he was a kiddy-fiddler.
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Female 1,062
Not that funny when you actually know one.
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Male 7
americans spell it pedophile
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Male 26
yeah i was gonna say, now the guy just looks plain foolish.
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Female 64
how bout an english lesson "how to spell peadophile". or is that just how americans spell it. what the hell is wrong with the WORLD?
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Male 1,083
D+, but he forgot to put up pepers hes so notorious on the net he probably cant go out in public anymore
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Female 107
D+..lol..
Kinda weird reading about those people..especially that walker lady..5k?! Whaaat?! Very strange.
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Female 145
D. I suck
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Male 349
All I can think of when I read that was the big lebowski

The Dude: that creep can roll, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he`s a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he`s a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What`s a... pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the *%#$ up, Donny.

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Male 84
drat
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Female 411
10/19!
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Male 50
Maddox sucks because he updates about 2 times a year. Congrats, you`ve checked everyday just for this day. [Tips hat]
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Male 329
this link gets a 4, simply because its got the jesus!

... nobody drats with the jesus

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Male 123
You guessed: No
No, you drating idiot!

You guessed 11 of 19 correctly (%57.9). Your grade: D+
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Male 888
C+! Hurray?
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Male 52
15/19.... does that make me werid that i guessed that many corect?
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Female 210
12/19, that`s not very good. Dang.
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Female 154
9/19... =c
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Male 2,567
saw this one before
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Male 2,519
D-. That`s bad.
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Female 132
63%. Damn, those people are scary.
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Male 218
Maddox has REALLY lost his edge lately, I know he`s been sparse with the updates on account he`s writing a book and all. But all I can say is I really hope it`s gona be better then the last few articles he`s posted. His early work was fricking hilarious, but damn this latest one didn`t even put a half smile on my face. I`d write him hate mail but I bet he`s too whipped to even tell me what a chode I am.
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Female 1,972
In nature- predators have markings that say `hey, don`t eat me` or `I`m gonna kill you real bad`
I only got 12/19...it is amazing how just a smirk can be so....unsettling- but not enough to get you running away.
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Female 2,244
You guessed 11 of 19 correctly (%57.9). Your grade: D+
Out of 240,630 people who took this test, the average score is: %54.3

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Male 194
whatever.
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Male 35
Link: How to spot a pedophile [Rate Link] - Tips on how to spot a pedophile: new entry by Maddox.
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