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Date: 02/13/06 02:18 AM

48 Responses to How to spot a pedophile

  1. Profile photo of senor_boogle
    senor_boogle Male 13-17
    35 posts
    February 12, 2006 at 11:55 pm
    Link: How to spot a pedophile - Tips on how to spot a pedophile: new entry by Maddox.
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    blast0matic Male 18-29
    194 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 2:26 am
    whatever.
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 2:46 am
    You guessed 11 of 19 correctly (%57.9). Your grade: D+
    Out of 240,630 people who took this test, the average score is: %54.3

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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 4:08 am
    In nature- predators have markings that say `hey, don`t eat me` or `I`m gonna kill you real bad`
    I only got 12/19...it is amazing how just a smirk can be so....unsettling- but not enough to get you running away.
  5. Profile photo of YIELD_TO_ME
    YIELD_TO_ME Male 18-29
    218 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 4:16 am
    Maddox has REALLY lost his edge lately, I know he`s been sparse with the updates on account he`s writing a book and all. But all I can say is I really hope it`s gona be better then the last few articles he`s posted. His early work was fricking hilarious, but damn this latest one didn`t even put a half smile on my face. I`d write him hate mail but I bet he`s too whipped to even tell me what a chode I am.
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    Mroofy_Llama Female 13-17
    132 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 5:00 am
    63%. Damn, those people are scary.
  7. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 5:59 am
    D-. That`s bad.
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    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 6:10 am
    saw this one before
  9. Profile photo of gowidaflo
    gowidaflo Female 18-29
    154 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 6:25 am
    9/19... =c
  10. Profile photo of Effigy
    Effigy Female 18-29
    210 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 6:28 am
    12/19, that`s not very good. Dang.
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    PuterBoy Male 13-17
    52 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 6:39 am
    15/19.... does that make me werid that i guessed that many corect?
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    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 6:47 am
    C+! Hurray?
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    zippo121 Male 18-29
    123 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 7:46 am
    You guessed: No
    No, you drating idiot!

    You guessed 11 of 19 correctly (%57.9). Your grade: D+
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    f1r35t0rm Male 18-29
    329 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 8:46 am
    this link gets a 4, simply because its got the jesus!

    ... nobody drats with the jesus

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    Anchorless Male 18-29
    50 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 9:02 am
    Maddox sucks because he updates about 2 times a year. Congrats, you`ve checked everyday just for this day.
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    _CRYN_OUT_ Female 18-29
    411 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 9:03 am
    10/19!
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    silkcut87 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 9:21 am
    drat
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    lemurarmy Male 18-29
    349 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 9:40 am
    All I can think of when I read that was the big lebowski

    The Dude: that creep can roll, man.
    Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he`s a pervert, Dude.
    The Dude: Yeah.
    Walter Sobchak: No, he`s a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
    The Dude: Oh!
    Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
    Donny: What`s a... pederast, Walter?
    Walter Sobchak: Shut the *%#$ up, Donny.

  19. Profile photo of MeiChooTan
    MeiChooTan Female 18-29
    145 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 9:47 am
    D. I suck
  20. Profile photo of MissLove
    MissLove Female 18-29
    107 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 10:23 am
    D+..lol..
    Kinda weird reading about those people..especially that walker lady..5k?! Whaaat?! Very strange.
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    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 10:44 am
    D+, but he forgot to put up pepers hes so notorious on the net he probably cant go out in public anymore
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    louise22d Female 13-17
    64 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 11:05 am
    how bout an english lesson "how to spell peadophile". or is that just how americans spell it. what the hell is wrong with the WORLD?
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    disconnected Male 13-17
    26 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 11:17 am
    yeah i was gonna say, now the guy just looks plain foolish.
  24. Profile photo of JuffD
    JuffD Male 18-29
    7 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 11:54 am
    americans spell it pedophile
  25. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 12:30 pm
    Not that funny when you actually know one.
  26. Profile photo of Naoscaire
    Naoscaire Male 18-29
    571 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 1:07 pm
    The last paedophile I lived with (yes you read right) didn`t have one of them giveaway grins. Thank God I was 18 and big enough to kick his ass when i found out that he was a kiddy-fiddler.
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    manny-latino Male 13-17
    62 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 3:54 pm
    i got 13/19!
  28. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 3:57 pm
    Your grade: C-
    and ya we do spell it pedophile
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    metallicblue Female 18-29
    228 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 4:37 pm
    creepy. got 15/19
  30. Profile photo of boomerang05
    boomerang05 Female 18-29
    439 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 4:41 pm
    I got 12/19.
  31. Profile photo of Cute_puppy
    Cute_puppy Female 18-29
    124 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 4:43 pm
    17/19

    B+

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    mikeeegeee Male 18-29
    317 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 5:12 pm
    plus infinity for pedosmile
  33. Profile photo of freakyppl
    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 5:28 pm
    It`s not true. You can not tell from a smile that some one is a pedophile. Just plain not true. In fact I`m even rather disgusted with some one insuating that they can. Just my two cents.
  34. Profile photo of Rammstein221
    Rammstein221 Male 13-17
    407 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 5:39 pm
    Maddox is NOT so famous that he can barely go out in public. Out of any people I talk to on the subject, none will say "oh Maddox is hilarious" or "Maddox is a dick, I hate that guy". All simply say, "Who the hell is Maddox"

    Past that it`s real hard to see what he actually looks like in that stupid little pirate picture. If anything he gets a passing compliment from the few people who care to look for a picture of him.

  35. Profile photo of senor_boogle
    senor_boogle Male 13-17
    35 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 6:09 pm
    He has actual photos of him all over his website, but I think that the person meant peppers, not massox
  36. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 7:06 pm
    What a bunch of Crap!
  37. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 7:10 pm
    I agree with YIELD TO ME. He`s not as funny as he used to be.

    freakyppl: Maddox probably won`t care if he disgusts you. Just read some of his other articles, especially the ones about women.

  38. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 9:03 pm
    D+ that was rather dumb, i wouldn`t call that funny, i would just call it misc. anyone agree?
  39. Profile photo of DaWeirdo
    DaWeirdo Male 13-17
    637 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 9:41 pm
    On 2/13/2006 5:28:12 PM freakyppl wrote: It`s not true. You can not tell from a smile that some one is a pedophile. Just plain not true. In fact I`m even rather disgusted with some one insuating that they can. Just my two cents.
    uh, did you see what site it`s on
  40. Profile photo of Sexyjuliet
    Sexyjuliet Female 13-17
    94 posts
    February 13, 2006 at 10:21 pm
    I`m confused...the one called jesus looked awfully like john turturro from quiz show or mr. deeds (as the foot fetish butler) so i guessed no and i was wrong....
  41. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    February 14, 2006 at 12:30 pm
    i just clicked yes with every one that was smiling.. so i didnt do very well- they lied to me!
  42. Profile photo of Aphecks
    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    February 14, 2006 at 12:54 pm
    Ahh Pedo-smile... Funny stuff.
  43. Profile photo of theshark350
    theshark350 Male 18-29
    429 posts
    February 14, 2006 at 6:10 pm
    the test sucked- he only told us to look at the smile- yes I am complaining because I only got 11
  44. Profile photo of RinjiHalfElf
    RinjiHalfElf Female 18-29
    335 posts
    February 14, 2006 at 10:01 pm
    Wow, I better not let my kids out of my sight! I got a D+!

    I will follow the wisdom of an Old Asian Lady that suddenly started talking to me at my work one day just because she "liked me". (Not a joke! She had some pretty cool things to say!)

    "Don`t trust anyone to raise your kids but yourself. No even your family!".. I`m guessing she meant besides immediate family. AnyWho, I`ll stick with that advice when I have kids!

  45. Profile photo of monkeydrumme
    monkeydrumme Female 13-17
    264 posts
    February 14, 2006 at 11:19 pm
    creepy......bleah
  46. Profile photo of mrsptrmurphy
    mrsptrmurphy Female 13-17
    58 posts
    February 14, 2006 at 11:39 pm
    Pedosmile... *shiver*
  47. Profile photo of squee13
    squee13 Female 18-29
    406 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 5:07 am
    D+, THATS BAD RIGHT?
  48. Profile photo of AD0G79
    AD0G79 Male 13-17
    10 posts
    April 13, 2006 at 8:03 pm
    ^^^ No, because most of the pedos diden`t even have the pedo-smile.

    It made me laugh, but he has gotten a little worse, I`ll still buy his book though.

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