How to dance like a white guy

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny

Learn the moves.
There are 64 comments:
Male 919
I HATE SEEING PEOPLE PUTTING tHEIR HANDS UP NOWHERE EHEN THEY DANCE ITS SOOOO DISTURBING!!!!!!!!
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Male 376
mosty hicks dacing
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Female 1,252
THE CRACKER SQUIRM!!
I see too many people doing that dance...
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Female 301
break it down like a happy homo!
squat
point
clap
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Male 17
Some racial stereotypes can be funny as long as people don`t take them too seriously. I`m white and this doesn`t bother me. I think it`s funny.
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Female 408
Please note I was not being racist, I was making fun of the people who were `omg, it`s racist`
Where would we be, if we had not experienced the `cringing-in-shame` feeling when dads/uncles/other male old relations dance like prats at large social gatherings, pretending to be elvis and singing along in out of tune voices.
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Female 353
sounds kinda racist
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Female 77
Why is expressing your opinions always racism? Calm Down people its all good. Point to the Lord is a classic! The ultimate dance move for older men at a wedding has to be when they try to dance on their way to the dance floor LMAO!!!
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Female 408
Nah, of course it`s not racist because it`s got black people making fun of us. Everyone knows racism is only a crime if it`s the otherway round. *hides from angry people who think I`m racist*
But yes, I`m a white girl, and no, I can`t dance either, but I do the `goth in a corner barely moving` instead.
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Female 1,972
It`s like every wedding reception & bar/bat mitzvah I have ever been to
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Female 2
[quote]On 2/15/2006 4:38:48 PM mollena69 wrote: I am Not at all sure what "chillllllllaxxxxxxxxxx" is even supposed to mean. [/quote]

"chillax" means to chill and relax (according to urbandictionary.com)
Most white people can`t dance, and the ones that can usually take lessons to learn. Unless you are MJ, and were black at one point. But that is a topic all it`s own. I say power to those who dance like idiots and think they dance great. If they stopped, who would we have for comic relief?

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Male 31
Ha, black people are just jealous, they wish they could have as much fun as white people do when dancing.
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Male 218
Dancings` for sissies, black or white. I hate people who dance. And no, it`s NOT becuase I`m jelous.
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Male 889
STANKERVISION RULES
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Female 139
lol i like how the narrator dude sang at the end
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Female 123
god, this reminds me of my step-father.
he actually REINACTS songs (i.e. during "blue suede shoes" he points to his shoes. a lot.)
it`s classic.
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Male 11
its true, we`re so lame
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Male 285
Yea this is a repost and I remember people getting all bent out of shape by the racial characteristic last time.
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Male 85
What makes me laugh is that people think what the black guys do is dancing. It looks just as bad as that video.

Try learning a tango, or swing, or hell, even a polka. Ever heard of a waltz? Try a two step sometime.

Here is the best part.. doing any of these dances actually requires a partner. You get to meet women doing it! Amazing!

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Male 1,521
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! That was disgusting! Learn to dance people! realy Pathetic! Not all white people suck at dancing! Ah! Be Ware!
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Female 264
ha the honky hump.
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Male 1,550
we mexicans in wilmas dont dance tho, we get drunk n MOSH!!!!

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Male 1,550
lmao ,masterbuate card, anyway, im glad im mexican
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Female 1,403
Everyone do The Caucasian Clap!
Clap clap Clapclapclap, Clap clap, clapclapclap!
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Male 15
funny, but racist. i hate stereo types lol
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Male 223
Hey, stereo types exist for a reason. White guys cant dance, Greeks run diners, Koreans own grocery stores, Arabs run the gas stations and "Qwik-e-mart" Black dudes are good at Basketball, Italians Eat Pasta, Irish love the drink, ITS ALL TRUE!!! Japaneese are better at math... etc...
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Male 1,808
That was good.POINT TO THE LORD!
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Female 228
the point to the Lord move got me cracking up
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Male 46
Why is telling the truth and being honest offensive and racist? I am white and like most other white folks I cant dance.
We are all different and each race has its own traits.I dont see anything wrong with joking around about it the truth is the truth.
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Female 79
ROTFL.
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Female 28
I am Not at all sure what "chillllllllaxxxxxxxxxx" is even supposed to mean.
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Male 2,781
HILARIOUS!!!
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Female 379
How to dance like a white guy, from a white girl:

Slap a stupid smile on your face and thrust your hips a lot. At least that`s how it goes in my experiences.

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Male 62
man it is true
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Female 328
taboopoison and mollena69, chillllllllaxxxxxxxxxx
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Male 213
ha! I stink at dancing but when I do a P-I-G style dance off I just use my fleability and do the splits or stuff like that.
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Male 637
lame.
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Male 201
LOL guys lets do the point squat point point point point point and spin lol
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Female 62
the honkey hump looks a little like a britney move to me
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Male 1,425
k so like guys, does it matter if theres a repost anymore? new members who join this site probably haven`t even seen the oldest media on this site...dunno. haha funny, im white...ha ha ha laugh it up, thats ok cuz i cant dance either.
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Male 337
Calling a white people honkies and stereotyping isn`t racist at all, like when I call black people welfare check cashing, crack somking, drive by shooting n1ggers isn;t racist either
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Male 166
Frighteningly accurate.
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Female 28
Racist? *sigh* Why is anything that pokes fun at people with reference to race automatically racist? I suppose you think Dave Chappelle is drating racist for his skit about black people squandering away their (theoretical) "Reperations for slavery" checks?

Or that Chris Rock is racist for talking about deadbeat fathers, and black people acting stupidly around obviously biased police?

Or that Andrew Dice Clay is a racist for his portrayal of dumb Italian machismo?

Or that Jeff Foxworthy is racist for talking about dumb rednecks?

Or that Russell Peters is racist for talking about how cheap Indian people are?

Relax already you knee-jerks.

And yes, there are white people who can`t dance, and black people, and Samoans.

But my FAVE part is, in the background, dancing right under a freaking confederate flag, with a guy dressed like a confederate soldier is ...a black chick. Too ironic, no?

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Female 1,062
Yay more racist video clips!
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Male 121
haha i love the clap point point clap point point point clap point and squat
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Female 243
AAAAAARGH! A REPOST :)
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Female 98
Hahahaha! Repost, but funny!
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Female 187
that guy at the end was soo bad.wat makes it worst is that u could tell that he thought that he was great...it is important to squat wen dancing
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Female 166
My dad dances EXACTLY like this. It`s quite scary.
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Female 879
I laughed too hard, they really found a group of people that were pretty down on thier luck for this video, didnt they? lol HONKEY HUMP HA HA HA HA
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Male 89
amazing how crappy u can dance AND have the correct rhythm
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Female 8
i think i`ve seen that somewhere before.....
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Male 230
POINT TO THE LORDAH!
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Male 943
It was ok, probably funnier with sound. Damn school!
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Female 217
w00t! a stankervision clip!!! more please!!!
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Female 413
"White guys can`t dance."

They REALLY can! I`ve seen black guys have some pretty crappy dance moves. At least white people wear their trousers the correct length.
Anyway, I thought this was pretty good! Loving the names :P

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Male 916
I saw some black men do weird stuff as well. The honkey hump is definitely not exclusively white.
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Female 301
Clap point point clap squat clap and point. So very true, I have to watch ugly white men dance badly all the time at work.
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Male 2,567
=.=
[quote]On 13/32/2010 26:61:62 APM Futured00d wrote: YEEHAA LETS BOOGIE !![/quote]
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Female 2,244
White guys can`t dance. I love the names they gave the moves.
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Female 266
Yes repost, but still gives me a great laugh, it isnt true for all older people, but still funny as heck, I love the whitey hop!
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Male 46
REPOST ALERT we expected better from you buddy me man
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Male 713
Wasnt that here like a million years ago?
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Male 10,115
Link: How to dance like a white guy [Rate Link] - Learn the moves.
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