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Date: 02/15/06 02:20 AM

64 Responses to How to dance like a white guy

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    February 14, 2006 at 9:48 pm
    Link: How to dance like a white guy - Learn the moves.
  2. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 2:28 am
    Wasnt that here like a million years ago?
  3. Profile photo of ShinySword92
    ShinySword92 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 2:39 am
    REPOST ALERT we expected better from you buddy me man
  4. Profile photo of Erin24
    Erin24 Female 13-17
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    February 15, 2006 at 3:41 am
    Yes repost, but still gives me a great laugh, it isnt true for all older people, but still funny as heck, I love the whitey hop!
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 4:32 am
    White guys can`t dance. I love the names they gave the moves.
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    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 4:34 am
    =.=
    On 13/32/2010 26:61:62 APM Futured00d wrote: YEEHAA LETS BOOGIE !!
  7. Profile photo of PlatinumKate
    PlatinumKate Female 18-29
    301 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 4:51 am
    Clap point point clap squat clap and point. So very true, I have to watch ugly white men dance badly all the time at work.
  8. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
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    February 15, 2006 at 5:10 am
    I saw some black men do weird stuff as well. The honkey hump is definitely not exclusively white.
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    xXkimXx Female 18-29
    415 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 5:15 am
    "White guys can`t dance."

    They REALLY can! I`ve seen black guys have some pretty crappy dance moves. At least white people wear their trousers the correct length.
    Anyway, I thought this was pretty good! Loving the names :P

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    SiN_iN_Me Female 18-29
    217 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 6:33 am
    w00t! a stankervision clip!!! more please!!!
  11. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 7:22 am
    It was ok, probably funnier with sound. Damn school!
  12. Profile photo of 0verclock3d
    0verclock3d Male 13-17
    230 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 8:17 am
    POINT TO THE LORDAH!
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    welsh-19 Female 18-29
    8 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 9:51 am
    i think i`ve seen that somewhere before.....
  14. Profile photo of cappez
    cappez Male 18-29
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    February 15, 2006 at 9:52 am
    amazing how crappy u can dance AND have the correct rhythm
  15. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 9:54 am
    I laughed too hard, they really found a group of people that were pretty down on thier luck for this video, didnt they? lol HONKEY HUMP HA HA HA HA
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    kate192 Female 18-29
    166 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 9:58 am
    My dad dances EXACTLY like this. It`s quite scary.
  17. Profile photo of mizdup
    mizdup Female 18-29
    187 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 10:21 am
    that guy at the end was soo bad.wat makes it worst is that u could tell that he thought that he was great...it is important to squat wen dancing
  18. Profile photo of SillyRocker
    SillyRocker Female 13-17
    98 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 11:00 am
    Hahahaha! Repost, but funny!
  19. Profile photo of Pepsic91
    Pepsic91 Female 13-17
    243 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 11:17 am
    AAAAAARGH! A REPOST :)
  20. Profile photo of Ktipr
    Ktipr Male 18-29
    121 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 12:28 pm
    haha i love the clap point point clap point point point clap point and squat
  21. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 12:44 pm
    Yay more racist video clips!
  22. Profile photo of mollena69
    mollena69 Female 30-39
    28 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 1:23 pm
    Racist? *sigh* Why is anything that pokes fun at people with reference to race automatically racist? I suppose you think Dave Chappelle is drating racist for his skit about black people squandering away their (theoretical) "Reperations for slavery" checks?

    Or that Chris Rock is racist for talking about deadbeat fathers, and black people acting stupidly around obviously biased police?

    Or that Andrew Dice Clay is a racist for his portrayal of dumb Italian machismo?

    Or that Jeff Foxworthy is racist for talking about dumb rednecks?

    Or that Russell Peters is racist for talking about how cheap Indian people are?

    Relax already you knee-jerks.

    And yes, there are white people who can`t dance, and black people, and Samoans.

    But my FAVE part is, in the background, dancing right under a freaking confederate flag, with a guy dressed like a confederate soldier is ...a black chick. Too ironic, no?

  23. Profile photo of mcgrathk1
    mcgrathk1 Male 40-49
    166 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 1:43 pm
    Frighteningly accurate.
  24. Profile photo of jtc970
    jtc970 Male 13-17
    337 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 1:53 pm
    Calling a white people honkies and stereotyping isn`t racist at all, like when I call black people welfare check cashing, crack somking, drive by shooting n1ggers isn;t racist either
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    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 2:16 pm
    k so like guys, does it matter if theres a repost anymore? new members who join this site probably haven`t even seen the oldest media on this site...dunno. haha funny, im white...ha ha ha laugh it up, thats ok cuz i cant dance either.
  26. Profile photo of Airykah
    Airykah Female 18-29
    62 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 2:29 pm
    the honkey hump looks a little like a britney move to me
  27. Profile photo of SirWheaton
    SirWheaton Male 13-17
    201 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 3:18 pm
    LOL guys lets do the point squat point point point point point and spin lol
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    DaWeirdo Male 13-17
    637 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 3:20 pm
    lame.
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    dorcus Male 13-17
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    February 15, 2006 at 3:22 pm
    ha! I stink at dancing but when I do a P-I-G style dance off I just use my fleability and do the splits or stuff like that.
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    Juicy_Juice Female 13-17
    328 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 3:39 pm
    taboopoison and mollena69, chillllllllaxxxxxxxxxx
  31. Profile photo of manny-latino
    manny-latino Male 13-17
    62 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 3:53 pm
    man it is true
  32. Profile photo of anglatay
    anglatay Female 18-29
    379 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 4:19 pm
    How to dance like a white guy, from a white girl:

    Slap a stupid smile on your face and thrust your hips a lot. At least that`s how it goes in my experiences.

  33. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 4:33 pm
    HILARIOUS!!!
  34. Profile photo of mollena69
    mollena69 Female 30-39
    28 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 4:38 pm
    I am Not at all sure what "chillllllllaxxxxxxxxxx" is even supposed to mean.
  35. Profile photo of mochasista
    mochasista Female 18-29
    79 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 4:41 pm
    ROTFL.
  36. Profile photo of sixtysix
    sixtysix Male 30-39
    46 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 4:56 pm
    Why is telling the truth and being honest offensive and racist? I am white and like most other white folks I cant dance.
    We are all different and each race has its own traits.I dont see anything wrong with joking around about it the truth is the truth.
  37. Profile photo of metallicblue
    metallicblue Female 18-29
    228 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 5:04 pm
    the point to the Lord move got me cracking up
  38. Profile photo of stikfas
    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 5:09 pm
    That was good.POINT TO THE LORD!
  39. Profile photo of palm
    palm Male 30-39
    223 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 5:18 pm
    Hey, stereo types exist for a reason. White guys cant dance, Greeks run diners, Koreans own grocery stores, Arabs run the gas stations and "Qwik-e-mart" Black dudes are good at Basketball, Italians Eat Pasta, Irish love the drink, ITS ALL TRUE!!! Japaneese are better at math... etc...
  40. Profile photo of j4mes
    j4mes Male 13-17
    15 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 6:03 pm
    funny, but racist. i hate stereo types lol
  41. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 6:51 pm
    Everyone do The Caucasian Clap!
    Clap clap Clapclapclap, Clap clap, clapclapclap!
  42. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 6:55 pm
    lmao ,masterbuate card, anyway, im glad im mexican
  43. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 6:58 pm
    we mexicans in wilmas dont dance tho, we get drunk n MOSH!!!!

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  44. Profile photo of monkeydrumme
    monkeydrumme Female 13-17
    264 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 7:35 pm
    ha the honky hump.
  45. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 7:44 pm
    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! That was disgusting! Learn to dance people! realy Pathetic! Not all white people suck at dancing! Ah! Be Ware!
  46. Profile photo of NoSoup4u
    NoSoup4u Male 18-29
    85 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 7:47 pm
    What makes me laugh is that people think what the black guys do is dancing. It looks just as bad as that video.

    Try learning a tango, or swing, or hell, even a polka. Ever heard of a waltz? Try a two step sometime.

    Here is the best part.. doing any of these dances actually requires a partner. You get to meet women doing it! Amazing!

  47. Profile photo of KnightmareOH
    KnightmareOH Male 18-29
    285 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 8:11 pm
    Yea this is a repost and I remember people getting all bent out of shape by the racial characteristic last time.
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    shoe02 Male 13-17
    11 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 8:31 pm
    its true, we`re so lame
  49. Profile photo of kennapea
    kennapea Female 18-29
    123 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 9:11 pm
    god, this reminds me of my step-father.
    he actually REINACTS songs (i.e. during "blue suede shoes" he points to his shoes. a lot.)
    it`s classic.
  50. Profile photo of SaSsYgUrL13
    SaSsYgUrL13 Female 13-17
    139 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 9:28 pm
    lol i like how the narrator dude sang at the end
  51. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 9:46 pm
    STANKERVISION RULES
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    YIELD_TO_ME Male 18-29
    218 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 11:19 pm
    Dancings` for sissies, black or white. I hate people who dance. And no, it`s NOT becuase I`m jelous.
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    maddog22_06 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 12:56 am
    Ha, black people are just jealous, they wish they could have as much fun as white people do when dancing.
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    sexydestiny Female 13-17
    2 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 1:07 am
    On 2/15/2006 4:38:48 PM mollena69 wrote: I am Not at all sure what "chillllllllaxxxxxxxxxx" is even supposed to mean.

    "chillax" means to chill and relax (according to urbandictionary.com)
    Most white people can`t dance, and the ones that can usually take lessons to learn. Unless you are MJ, and were black at one point. But that is a topic all it`s own. I say power to those who dance like idiots and think they dance great. If they stopped, who would we have for comic relief?

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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 4:57 am
    It`s like every wedding reception & bar/bat mitzvah I have ever been to
  56. Profile photo of Cynnick
    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 12:37 pm
    Nah, of course it`s not racist because it`s got black people making fun of us. Everyone knows racism is only a crime if it`s the otherway round. *hides from angry people who think I`m racist*
    But yes, I`m a white girl, and no, I can`t dance either, but I do the `goth in a corner barely moving` instead.
  57. Profile photo of Emzy_RFC
    Emzy_RFC Female 18-29
    77 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 2:07 pm
    Why is expressing your opinions always racism? Calm Down people its all good. Point to the Lord is a classic! The ultimate dance move for older men at a wedding has to be when they try to dance on their way to the dance floor LMAO!!!
  58. Profile photo of armygirljenn
    armygirljenn Female 18-29
    353 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 4:55 pm
    sounds kinda racist
  59. Profile photo of Cynnick
    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 4:24 am
    Please note I was not being racist, I was making fun of the people who were `omg, it`s racist`
    Where would we be, if we had not experienced the `cringing-in-shame` feeling when dads/uncles/other male old relations dance like prats at large social gatherings, pretending to be elvis and singing along in out of tune voices.
  60. Profile photo of ksig383
    ksig383 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    February 18, 2006 at 12:39 am
    Some racial stereotypes can be funny as long as people don`t take them too seriously. I`m white and this doesn`t bother me. I think it`s funny.
  61. Profile photo of PlatinumKate
    PlatinumKate Female 18-29
    301 posts
    February 18, 2006 at 8:17 am
    break it down like a happy homo!
    squat
    point
    clap
  62. Profile photo of _Snoopy_
    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 8:21 pm
    THE CRACKER SQUIRM!!
    I see too many people doing that dance...
  63. Profile photo of JMF145
    JMF145 Male 18-29
    376 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 3:48 pm
    mosty hicks dacing
  64. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2006 at 1:42 am
    I HATE SEEING PEOPLE PUTTING tHEIR HANDS UP NOWHERE EHEN THEY DANCE ITS SOOOO DISTURBING!!!!!!!!

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