Host Barn

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny

NSFW if you work in a Catholic Church.
There are 43 comments:
Female 221
This would only be offensive if they had said that the hosts had already been transubstantiated (changed from the wafer into the Body of Christ). If they haven`t been blessed, then it is perfectly okay to just eat them like a cracker, because that`s all they are at tat point.
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Male 1,386
those things are nasty
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Female 8
the hosts really aren`t that tasty...
we used Cheez-Its in my first communion class.

I think I would like it if we used Cheez-Its on a regular basis. mmm.

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Male 453
yeah you can keep the smoothie it looked nasty.
P.s. what in god names a host i thought they were called communion wafers of somthing
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Male 1,083
Whoa, they REALLY have to much time to waste. Ah but great Religious satire,but it made me really hungry.
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Male 111
not the funniest, actually not that funny
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Male 630
Garanteed circular!
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Male 243
Very interesting, try opening up 5 more of them and listening to 6 people talking to you at once...amazing, isn`t it?
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Male 279
i get too serious on these threads too much..
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Male 279
and i realize i may seem like a jerk who just offended everyone and will start a flame war but *shrugs*.. religion is nothing to get all uptight about.. my advice to people who get mad over religion: live a little and quit being narrow minded. i`m not encouraging rebellion. i`m just saying if you live in a cave and start judging people all the time and take your anger out on people and start acting stuck up, take a look at who you`ve become. that is not what god wants. i`m not the perfect example of a good person... noone is. but i do have the nerve and conscious that`s big enough that even though i get involved in the world, i still tell people i won`t go to their parties because i don`t drink, smoke,etc. and i don`t pick on less fortunate people, etc. i actually try to encourage ppl to go to church. this is how we all should be. involved in the world but separated in spirit.
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Male 279
dude.. if that`s the body of christ then you guys are cannibals and that stuff would have decayed. besides, jesus` earthly body rose from the grave. i don`t know much about the past but im not into it. i`m a christian with some jewish beliefs. i look more towards the future and preparing for his coming rather than doing all this crazy stuff like eating flesh? where did his word say we were supposed to do it? and if it does somewhere, then count me as a heathen. god must hate us all if we don`t eat that flesh (sarcasm). we worry too much about the past and getting wound up in earthly practices rather than preparing for the most important part of our lives... his return.
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Male 279
i stilldon`t get it. wtf is a host
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Male 14
NSFW stands for "not safe for work"
(ie material that your coworkers could find offensive if they knew you were watching it... pr0n for example)
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Female 21
whats NSFW stand for?
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Male 1,521
Cute! It looks also delicious! Hehehe
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Male 163
Those things taste pretty bad and they stick to the top of your mouth too much. If those things are supposed to be the body of Christ then apparently Jesus was made of cardboard.
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Female 1,062
"doesnt nsfw mean not sutable for woman? dont u mean nsfc or not sutable 4 catholics?"

Oh my god, please tell me you`re kidding.

Anyway, that was kind of funny. "Are you a Jew, or an Islam?" Hahah.

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Female 16
I can`t believe anyone thought this was funny.
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Female 29
they remind me of the candy with the styrofoam type outside and the dots in the middle of them..
Basically, not good tasting.
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Male 4
Oh-My-Gosh none of you get this joke do you?

Host "Hoe" Barn "Bar" think of it that way...
LOL

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Female 220
yuck, hosts taste like packing peanuts.
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Female 123
hey im Catholic it was funny until it got to the host burger plus those host can taste like a chip without any salt
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Male 641
I definately missed the humor in that one.
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Female 368
Oh, man. F***ing hi-larious.
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Male 1,039
LOL..nice, i actually went to a church that did communion like last week...i don`t think i would eat those things in my everyday food......but now I`m just hungry, i sure hope everyone can take this joke...looks good so far (what the heck is that stuff made out of anyway..it should be bread..and well..it just isn`t...i know their bread was different but it could be better)
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Male 223
That is awesome!! BTW, I am a catholic, and the whole "wafer" ting is a hoax to placate the non-christians. We use real flesh, usually from un-baptised heathen muslim babies. Have a nice day!
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Male 144
catholic`s are silly
and jesus is yummy
mmmmm jesus flesh
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Female 223
palfas, i can`t see this stuff either
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Female 98
XD Funny. I like how all the hosts fell off the pizza.
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Male 1,225
I swear those things are made out of paper. It`s disgusting. As soon as I realized what this was I switched off and brushed my teeth for 10 minutes... ewwwwww...
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Male 1,586
mmmmm... host.
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Female 1,426
guaranteed circular
lol
hmmm i think im catholic but ive never tried those things. hmmm, let me think back 2 the last time i went to church... such a long time ago. i think it was second grade. lol.
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Male 411
seriously, why doesnt this load for me? Am I the only one who can never view the flash stuff at this sight?
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Male 66
those things are tasty
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Male 20
i don`t understand....which is why i probably thought it was pathetic!
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Male 283
I`m Roman Catholic but I dudn`t really find that offensife becaue I didn`t get my first communion
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Male 315
doesn`t that make him a pimp and jesus a prostitute? I mean, he is selling the body of christ there. anyway, it was sort of funny, but not really
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Male 42
YUMMIE
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Male 77
I just want Host-ies cereal ;)
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Male 2,720
1 cheeseburger, hold the hosts. Thanks!
Seriously, keep yer damned hosts.
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Male 1,526
i want the host burger!!
and the hosts with dipp
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Male 66
w00t first post
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Male 10,115
Link: Host Barn [Rate Link] - NSFW if you work in a Catholic Church.
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