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Date: 02/23/06 02:02 AM

43 Responses to Host Barn

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 11:50 pm
    Link: Host Barn - NSFW if you work in a Catholic Church.
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    robmoto Male 18-29
    66 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 2:08 am
    w00t first post
  3. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 3:04 am
    i want the host burger!!
    and the hosts with dipp
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 5:17 am
    1 cheeseburger, hold the hosts. Thanks!
    Seriously, keep yer damned hosts.
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    DarknessWolf Male 18-29
    77 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 5:43 am
    I just want Host-ies cereal ;)
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    wookie12 Male 70 & Over
    42 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 6:12 am
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    trebian Male 18-29
    315 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 8:15 am
    doesn`t that make him a pimp and jesus a prostitute? I mean, he is selling the body of christ there. anyway, it was sort of funny, but not really
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    Stimpy1993 Male 13-17
    283 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 9:23 am
    I`m Roman Catholic but I dudn`t really find that offensife becaue I didn`t get my first communion
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    jonny5alive Male 18-29
    20 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 10:44 am
    i don`t understand....which is why i probably thought it was pathetic!
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    lamegatorade Male 13-17
    66 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 11:06 am
    those things are tasty
  11. Profile photo of Palfas
    Palfas Male 30-39
    411 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 12:25 pm
    seriously, why doesnt this load for me? Am I the only one who can never view the flash stuff at this sight?
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    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 1:22 pm
    guaranteed circular
    hmmm i think im catholic but ive never tried those things. hmmm, let me think back 2 the last time i went to church... such a long time ago. i think it was second grade. lol.
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 2:26 pm
    mmmmm... host.
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    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 3:22 pm
    I swear those things are made out of paper. It`s disgusting. As soon as I realized what this was I switched off and brushed my teeth for 10 minutes... ewwwwww...
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    SillyRocker Female 13-17
    98 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 3:46 pm
    XD Funny. I like how all the hosts fell off the pizza.
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    xdonutx Female 13-17
    223 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 4:31 pm
    palfas, i can`t see this stuff either
  17. Profile photo of beernotbombs
    beernotbombs Male 18-29
    144 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 4:37 pm
    catholic`s are silly
    and jesus is yummy
    mmmmm jesus flesh
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    palm Male 30-39
    223 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 5:00 pm
    That is awesome!! BTW, I am a catholic, and the whole "wafer" ting is a hoax to placate the non-christians. We use real flesh, usually from un-baptised heathen muslim babies. Have a nice day!
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    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 5:38 pm
    LOL..nice, i actually went to a church that did communion like last week...i don`t think i would eat those things in my everyday food......but now I`m just hungry, i sure hope everyone can take this joke...looks good so far (what the heck is that stuff made out of should be bread..and just isn`t...i know their bread was different but it could be better)
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    kitten_soup Female 18-29
    368 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 6:18 pm
    Oh, man. F***ing hi-larious.
  21. Profile photo of Aphecks
    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 6:58 pm
    I definately missed the humor in that one.
  22. Profile photo of unihope
    unihope Female 13-17
    123 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 6:59 pm
    hey im Catholic it was funny until it got to the host burger plus those host can taste like a chip without any salt
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    pysco_chick Female 13-17
    220 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 7:17 pm
    yuck, hosts taste like packing peanuts.
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    Demonseatyou Male 13-17
    4 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 8:10 pm
    Oh-My-Gosh none of you get this joke do you?

    Host "Hoe" Barn "Bar" think of it that way...

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    kristin1716 Female 18-29
    29 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 8:10 pm
    they remind me of the candy with the styrofoam type outside and the dots in the middle of them..
    Basically, not good tasting.
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    India21 Female 18-29
    16 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 8:15 pm
    I can`t believe anyone thought this was funny.
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    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 8:35 pm
    "doesnt nsfw mean not sutable for woman? dont u mean nsfc or not sutable 4 catholics?"

    Oh my god, please tell me you`re kidding.

    Anyway, that was kind of funny. "Are you a Jew, or an Islam?" Hahah.

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    JPCOO Male 18-29
    163 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 8:46 pm
    Those things taste pretty bad and they stick to the top of your mouth too much. If those things are supposed to be the body of Christ then apparently Jesus was made of cardboard.
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    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 9:04 pm
    Cute! It looks also delicious! Hehehe
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    _Whispers_ Female 18-29
    21 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 9:30 pm
    whats NSFW stand for?
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    id41244 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 10:52 pm
    NSFW stands for "not safe for work"
    (ie material that your coworkers could find offensive if they knew you were watching it... pr0n for example)
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    b3nzyme Male 18-29
    279 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 11:17 pm
    i stilldon`t get it. wtf is a host
  33. Profile photo of b3nzyme
    b3nzyme Male 18-29
    279 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 11:22 pm
    dude.. if that`s the body of christ then you guys are cannibals and that stuff would have decayed. besides, jesus` earthly body rose from the grave. i don`t know much about the past but im not into it. i`m a christian with some jewish beliefs. i look more towards the future and preparing for his coming rather than doing all this crazy stuff like eating flesh? where did his word say we were supposed to do it? and if it does somewhere, then count me as a heathen. god must hate us all if we don`t eat that flesh (sarcasm). we worry too much about the past and getting wound up in earthly practices rather than preparing for the most important part of our lives... his return.
  34. Profile photo of b3nzyme
    b3nzyme Male 18-29
    279 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 11:29 pm
    and i realize i may seem like a jerk who just offended everyone and will start a flame war but *shrugs*.. religion is nothing to get all uptight about.. my advice to people who get mad over religion: live a little and quit being narrow minded. i`m not encouraging rebellion. i`m just saying if you live in a cave and start judging people all the time and take your anger out on people and start acting stuck up, take a look at who you`ve become. that is not what god wants. i`m not the perfect example of a good person... noone is. but i do have the nerve and conscious that`s big enough that even though i get involved in the world, i still tell people i won`t go to their parties because i don`t drink, smoke,etc. and i don`t pick on less fortunate people, etc. i actually try to encourage ppl to go to church. this is how we all should be. involved in the world but separated in spirit.
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    b3nzyme Male 18-29
    279 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 11:31 pm
    i get too serious on these threads too much..
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    KickinDonkey Male 13-17
    243 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 11:53 pm
    Very interesting, try opening up 5 more of them and listening to 6 people talking to you at once...amazing, isn`t it?
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    shipyard Male 30-39
    631 posts
    February 24, 2006 at 12:16 am
    Garanteed circular!
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    davidson Male 18-29
    111 posts
    February 24, 2006 at 12:52 am
    not the funniest, actually not that funny
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    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    February 24, 2006 at 8:20 pm
    Whoa, they REALLY have to much time to waste. Ah but great Religious satire,but it made me really hungry.
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    Purey Male 18-29
    453 posts
    February 26, 2006 at 10:43 am
    yeah you can keep the smoothie it looked nasty.
    P.s. what in god names a host i thought they were called communion wafers of somthing
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    ronarayas Female 18-29
    8 posts
    February 27, 2006 at 1:30 am
    the hosts really aren`t that tasty...
    we used Cheez-Its in my first communion class.

    I think I would like it if we used Cheez-Its on a regular basis. mmm.

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    shinu Male 18-29
    1388 posts
    December 8, 2006 at 7:28 pm
    those things are nasty
  43. Profile photo of kaseyface
    kaseyface Female 18-29
    221 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:01 pm
    This would only be offensive if they had said that the hosts had already been transubstantiated (changed from the wafer into the Body of Christ). If they haven`t been blessed, then it is perfectly okay to just eat them like a cracker, because that`s all they are at tat point.

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