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That`s a new one for me, but I`m an instant fan.
So it would be something like this then:
"Hmph. Looks like this scofflaw finally got his upcommance. Maybe a couple of months on crutches will teach him some respect for the rules of the road."
Good advert for wearing your seatbelt I think.
Maybe a couple of months on crutches will teach this n`er-do-well a thing or two about road safety the next time he gets behind the wheel of an SUV, that`s for sure.
1) The news guy comments, "goddamn, that was beautiful."
2) The thief trashes the SUV, then becomes a tube of toothpaste.
Great family fun!