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Category: Funny
Date: 02/17/06 02:42 AM

63 Responses to German Coast Guard

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 1:19 am
    Link: German Coast Guard - Very clever advertisement.
  2. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 2:46 am
    Oh that`s why I`m afraid of boats.
  3. Profile photo of mr_genius
    mr_genius Male 18-29
    209 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 3:00 am
    haha
  4. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 3:02 am
    im sinking im sinking
  5. Profile photo of Mageboy
    Mageboy Male 18-29
    36 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 3:13 am
    Freakin` Hilarious
  6. Profile photo of cocopuffs3
    cocopuffs3 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 3:15 am
    ...sooo what are u thinking about?
  7. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 3:51 am
    Heh. Cute joke.
  8. Profile photo of yakkitori
    yakkitori Female 13-17
    630 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 4:16 am
    hehe
  9. Profile photo of georgiascool
    georgiascool Female 13-17
    982 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 5:18 am
    heh.
  10. Profile photo of tambourine33
    tambourine33 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 5:40 am
    hee
  11. Profile photo of xyra1
    xyra1 Female 18-29
    190 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 6:24 am
    Lol, I`ve seen that clip before. That would really suck.
  12. Profile photo of Ahhh Crap!
    Ahhh Crap! Male 18-29
    96 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 6:28 am
    Hmmm I think I would be cursing at whoever put him in charge of the radio

    very very funnu 4/5

  13. Profile photo of natkaz_99
    natkaz_99 Male 18-29
    101 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 6:34 am
    one of the best i-a-b posts for a while!
  14. Profile photo of DeeBack008
    DeeBack008 Male 13-17
    214 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 6:42 am
    haha
  15. Profile photo of withnail101
    withnail101 Male 30-39
    221 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 7:11 am
    Funny
  16. Profile photo of SillyRocker
    SillyRocker Female 13-17
    98 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 9:11 am
    That is funny! They usually do have funny commercials.
  17. Profile photo of Toodlepuff
    Toodlepuff Female 13-17
    158 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 9:11 am
    AHHAAHA
  18. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 9:37 am
    I like how Germans speak English, trace amounts of an accent subtilely seeping through. It sounds all the more rich and authentic.
  19. Profile photo of Guinstar
    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 9:59 am
    ^^ err, yeah.
  20. Profile photo of babyb04
    babyb04 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 10:00 am
    clever indeed :)
  21. Profile photo of blast0matic
    blast0matic Male 18-29
    194 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 10:05 am
    I liked it when he got bitch slapped. He needs another one.
  22. Profile photo of SirWheaton
    SirWheaton Male 13-17
    201 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 10:12 am
    seen it before
  23. Profile photo of lovestricken
    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 10:15 am
    Lmao.
  24. Profile photo of blast0matic
    blast0matic Male 18-29
    194 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 10:18 am
    I liked it when he got bitch slapped. He needs another one.
  25. Profile photo of Da_bond_007
    Da_bond_007 Male 13-17
    81 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 10:23 am
    so funny
  26. Profile photo of Midnightlake
    Midnightlake Female 18-29
    449 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 10:37 am
    hehe lol
  27. Profile photo of shardonnay
    shardonnay Female 18-29
    289 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 11:00 am
    I LIKE! :-)
  28. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 11:00 am
    cool
  29. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 11:40 am
    Nice one. That would suck, though.
  30. Profile photo of i_rule_you
    i_rule_you Female 13-17
    358 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 12:17 pm
    Lmao
  31. Profile photo of sbsp_fan_1
    sbsp_fan_1 Female 13-17
    529 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 12:39 pm
    It`s true! Germans speak like that! lol :-D
  32. Profile photo of th25tina
    th25tina Female 40-49
    368 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 1:17 pm
    very funny...simple but funny...my new fun phrase..."what are you sinking about?"
  33. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 1:20 pm
    lol...
  34. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 2:31 pm
    HAHAHAHA
  35. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 3:37 pm
    JonKemper: love that lol, gr8 clip
  36. Profile photo of Piroteknix
    Piroteknix Male 18-29
    337 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 4:32 pm
    gold
  37. Profile photo of qtran77
    qtran77 Female 13-17
    211 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 5:15 pm
    Now it all makes sense
  38. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 5:35 pm
    Hardy har har.
  39. Profile photo of Alyan
    Alyan Female 18-29
    44 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 5:41 pm
    Hate advertisements like this! Not all Germans have an accent that seeps through into their English. I should know, =F.

    But the stereotypes will never stop, ._.

  40. Profile photo of BlueOrchid
    BlueOrchid Female 18-29
    158 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 6:10 pm
    That was sort of funny.
  41. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 6:33 pm
    That`s true, Alyan, and it`s a shame the general American public doesn`t consider such Germans authentically "German". Still, I like the sound of mildly German-accented English. Listen to a German internet radio Oldies station and see what I mean.
  42. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 7:05 pm
    haha
  43. Profile photo of stikfas
    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 8:45 pm
    Alyan & Overmann thats no what its about.its about the fact the guy doesent understand english.......well to a point.
  44. Profile photo of cheeseispunk
    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 8:46 pm
    That commercial was pretty cute. haha
  45. Profile photo of silverant
    silverant Male 13-17
    215 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 9:15 pm
    I sink that was pretty funny
  46. Profile photo of jackisswish
    jackisswish Male 13-17
    74 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 9:50 pm
    ha ha made me laugh
  47. Profile photo of cutbullocks
    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 11:48 pm
    haha i wish i had a german accent, it would b so cool!
  48. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 11:50 pm
    Well no kidding, stikfas. Let`s take `stating the obvious` to a higher level and say he`s confusing the word `sinking` with `thinking`. Let`s see, is there any way we can conceivably make this clip more transparent? I`m open to more suggestions.
  49. Profile photo of Poida
    Poida Male 50-59
    1 post
    February 18, 2006 at 12:53 am
    I sink sinking is so important
  50. Profile photo of laurin
    laurin Female 13-17
    84 posts
    February 18, 2006 at 8:55 am
    That`s funny.
  51. Profile photo of bdcheung
    bdcheung Male 18-29
    33 posts
    February 18, 2006 at 10:47 am
    Hilarious. Incredibly funy.
  52. Profile photo of ktlee0601
    ktlee0601 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    February 18, 2006 at 7:44 pm
    haha
  53. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    February 18, 2006 at 10:37 pm
    ^^ ;)
  54. Profile photo of Lo0ney
    Lo0ney Female 13-17
    48 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 5:49 pm
    Sexy.
  55. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 1:37 am
    LAWL JUST LAWL
  56. Profile photo of xDDitsmee
    xDDitsmee Female 18-29
    266 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 3:26 am
    pwneh on German accents.

    . . .Or something

  57. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 12:42 pm
    Priceless
  58. Profile photo of AlewaresXD
    AlewaresXD Male 18-29
    222 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 8:27 pm
    LOL
  59. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 10:06 pm
    i sink about alot of stuff but this made me laugh hard enough i couldnt sink
  60. Profile photo of kaybublz
    kaybublz Female 18-29
    340 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 4:58 am
    lol :D
  61. Profile photo of BABYWENDY
    BABYWENDY Female 18-29
    152 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 6:14 am
    lol, really really funny.
  62. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    Hahahaha.
  63. Profile photo of The1Mia
    The1Mia Male 18-29
    11 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    I`m in the Coast Guard and we have coms training every three months or so, and the instructors always put this in there as a joke. I know its coming every time but still gets me. :->

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