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Date: 02/19/06 02:37 AM

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  1. Profile photo of moonlitangel
    moonlitangel Female 18-29
    70 posts
    February 18, 2006 at 8:35 pm
    Link: Funny Sign - Those wacky Canadian government sign makers.
  2. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    February 18, 2006 at 8:41 pm
    Hahahaha. Ok, that`s about it.
  3. Profile photo of faygo
    faygo Male 30-39
    339 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 2:44 am
    Inconcieveable
  4. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 2:51 am
    Oh those wacky Canadiens
  5. Profile photo of uoysevolndys
    uoysevolndys Female 18-29
    260 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 3:12 am
    thats like the postcards we get from the vet.

    they say "woof bark woof woof (it`s time for your yearly checkup)..."

  6. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 3:17 am
    hehe...Our signs are awesome...like the one near Hunstville with the popualtion listed as `408 and 1 grumpy old man` (apparently there`s this old guy who`s lived there forever and he`s really cranky.
  7. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 3:19 am
    nothing
  8. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 3:19 am
    i see it now...
    attention dogs. .. bark grr woof good dog
  9. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 3:52 am
    That`s as funny as the all Terence and Philip episode. I.e., not.
  10. Profile photo of RinjiHalfElf
    RinjiHalfElf Female 18-29
    335 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 4:13 am
    Canada really has signs like that? O.o

    Maybe America needs a sense of humor too.

  11. Profile photo of ozkr
    ozkr Male 18-29
    99 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 4:33 am
    grrrr,woof woof,bark woof.
  12. Profile photo of metallicblue
    metallicblue Female 18-29
    228 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 4:38 am
    haha
  13. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 4:45 am
    that`s hilarious, eh? No.
  14. Profile photo of VolumeUp
    VolumeUp Female 13-17
    77 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 4:51 am
    WTF?
  15. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 5:23 am
    Awesome.
  16. Profile photo of eggamagga
    eggamagga Male 18-29
    30 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 8:32 am
    Hehehe... On one of the military bases I`ve been to, they had a sign warning you not to pick up stuff, because it could be an abandond explosive. But instead of leaving it at that, they showed a picture of a guy being blown up when he picked up a land mine. Sure got the point across!
  17. Profile photo of Manicstoive
    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 8:50 am
    There is a sign near me, along with markings on the road, saying Swan Crossing. the swans don`t use it. they cross where they like. and theyre big bastards so I wont argue with them.
  18. Profile photo of NiGHTS13
    NiGHTS13 Female 13-17
    205 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 10:12 am
    Who knew canadians speak dog?
  19. Profile photo of Apples_Rock
    Apples_Rock Male 13-17
    224 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 10:25 am
    We don`t speak dog.
  20. Profile photo of junirudi08
    junirudi08 Female 13-17
    18 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 10:34 am
    You should then. to understand the sign ^_^
  21. Profile photo of mooseyfate
    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 10:59 am
    "Who knew canadians speak dog?"

    no, in Canada the dogs are bilingual
    now do you understand?

  22. Profile photo of Blizzard
    Blizzard Male 70 & Over
    41 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 11:03 am
    That`s not funny...
  23. Profile photo of chestertheje
    chestertheje Male 13-17
    605 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 11:07 am
    lol, made me laugh
  24. Profile photo of ktlee0601
    ktlee0601 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 11:13 am
    funny... i didn`t know dogs understand canadian.. my dog barely understands me :-)
  25. Profile photo of procker14
    procker14 Female 18-29
    509 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 11:38 am
    man i was in this one town in colorado and it had a sign that said dont tie your dogs to this pole and then it had a picture of a dog saying BAD HUMAN!
  26. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 11:43 am
    Ah those people in Vancouver , some of them have a screw loose :P
  27. Profile photo of Rammstein221
    Rammstein221 Male 13-17
    407 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 11:45 am
    There`s this sign when you enter the town where my grandma lives that says "Population: 200, 800 if you count cats" It`s a small town with more cats than anywhere i`ve ever seen.
  28. Profile photo of jtc970
    jtc970 Male 13-17
    337 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 11:46 am
    We have the same exact wording on a sign where I live, accept the goverment didnt pay for it, its in a privately funded park.
  29. Profile photo of 52
    52 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 11:49 am
    http://k1ck.com/k1ck2005/images/stories/...
  30. Profile photo of Mecha_Metter
    Mecha_Metter Male 13-17
    45 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 11:58 am
    that thing 52 posted is funny as hell.....

    so is the dog sign

  31. Profile photo of bravo514
    bravo514 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 12:07 pm
    Ok you`re telling me not one person noticed the part that said dog "guardians"? as in they are saying that people don`t "own " animals? Oh, wait, I feel a vomit coming on...
  32. Profile photo of MelG
    MelG Female 18-29
    106 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 12:14 pm
    So cute! Sweet and humorous Canadians!
  33. Profile photo of SillyRocker
    SillyRocker Female 13-17
    98 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 12:17 pm
    tehe!!!
  34. Profile photo of DeeBack008
    DeeBack008 Male 13-17
    214 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 12:39 pm
    "Canada really has signs like that? O.o
    Maybe America needs a sense of humor too."

    America is not made for queers

  35. Profile photo of rockingout
    rockingout Male 13-17
    44 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 12:44 pm
    haha, i enjoy that sign. oh America Jr. always makes me laugh.
  36. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 12:45 pm
    Hah that`s cute.
  37. Profile photo of gigglefresh
    gigglefresh Female 18-29
    13 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 1:20 pm
    I hope you people on the last page realize that it would be hard for a dog to speak Canadian anyway, since Canadian is not a language.
  38. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 1:30 pm
    I like stuff like this ..
  39. Profile photo of Gobz
    Gobz Male 18-29
    65 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 2:10 pm
    My grandparents went on a trip to Manitoba, where they previously lived. On their way, they found a sign on the side of the road that said WARNING: Chicken Crossing next 10 miles. Now, I have no idea if this was a serious sign or not, but it made me chuckle.
  40. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 2:22 pm
    yeah, i get those bark bark postcards from the vet...but i have a cat.
  41. Profile photo of Surreality
    Surreality Female 13-17
    57 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 2:49 pm
    We have awesome signs ^^ Loved the dog one, it`s cute! There`s this one on a highway near my house, it says "And on your right, eternity" It`s for some graveyard. Not that funny, but amuses me to no end.
  42. Profile photo of cheffie
    cheffie Female 18-29
    97 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 3:14 pm
    Hahaha. That`s pretty funny.
  43. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 3:21 pm
    only in canada do u get sighns like that. Its a good idea, but it needs to be expanded so everyone thinks its funny, I mean that sighn is funny to SOME people, not most.
  44. Profile photo of cutbullocks
    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 3:44 pm
    whoa, is...is that real?
  45. Profile photo of shishkabob
    shishkabob Male 13-17
    180 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 4:18 pm
    cool sign...... all the signs in my city get stolen ..... hmmm i wonder who does that?? *cough* its not me *cough*
  46. Profile photo of OctobeR_God
    OctobeR_God Female 18-29
    223 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 4:52 pm
    Only in Canada folks.
  47. Profile photo of DJ45
    DJ45 Female 13-17
    33 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 5:44 pm
    lol that`s awesome!
    If we had signs like that in europe somebody would actually stop up and read them... all the signs get ignored here... i think atleast..
  48. Profile photo of meter1060
    meter1060 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 5:47 pm
    "`Canada really has signs like that? O.o
    Maybe America needs a sense of humor too.`

    America is not made for queers"

    WHAA what do u think when u hear SanFrancisco huh?
    QUEERS also u stupid americans think that Canadian English is so hard to understand, I went to Liberia an african country they couldn`t understand the americans one bit just shows how they don`t know how to speak at all...

    AND CAN`T YOU FREAKEN SAY WE ARE AMERICA JR. AS FOR THE MATTER OF FACT WE WERE FOUND FIRST "AND" IN THE ONLY WAR BETWEEN CANADA AND THE US CANADA WASTED U FRUITS.

  49. Profile photo of Monty_Python
    Monty_Python Male 13-17
    469 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 6:13 pm
    ^^
    Jesus. Calm down.

    Anyway, funny sign. Wish we had signs like that here.

  50. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 6:19 pm
    FLAME WAR
  51. Profile photo of CAPN_JAC
    CAPN_JAC Female 18-29
    62 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 6:28 pm
    Makes you wonder about them doesn`t it!!!
  52. Profile photo of India21
    India21 Female 18-29
    16 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 6:41 pm
    I think it`s cute. I would be nice to see amusing signs like that in the US somewhere.
  53. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 6:53 pm
    Hehehehe! Crazy but cute!
  54. Profile photo of damurfdog
    damurfdog Female 13-17
    264 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 6:53 pm
    NO OFFENSE CANADIANS::: the person who got the idea for that sign must not have got out much
  55. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 6:58 pm
    canadians are silly!
  56. Profile photo of Manicstoive
    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 6:59 pm
    to 52:-I think I`ve just split a lung! truly, truly funny. Never been to America, I can only judge on media images. But I`ve been to Canada (Toronto, Quebec and Halifax, and wherever mount St. Ann is). Beautiful country, and incredibly nice people. There are a large number of Americans who need to drop this whole superiority thing. Your making the collective world hate you.
  57. Profile photo of boomerang05
    boomerang05 Female 18-29
    439 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 7:01 pm
    #16.
  58. Profile photo of emoperson247
    emoperson247 Female 13-17
    147 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 7:43 pm
    LOL...ALL ALIENS COME FROM CANADA...I HAV SEEN A LOT OF SIGNS LIKE THIS...ITS NOT UNUSUAL...BUT THEY R ALL FUNNY...
  59. Profile photo of pinker
    pinker Female 18-29
    427 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 7:45 pm
    I live an hour from vancouver...and yes that IS a REAL SIGN


    sriously though, dogs do look at it, bark, and walk off


    IM DEAD SERIOUS

  60. Profile photo of Zatarae
    Zatarae Female 18-29
    20 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 8:16 pm
    Wow ... and that`s my country. yeah, no wonder my province wants to be independant ! vive le quebec!
  61. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 8:21 pm
    Please, America has hilarious signs like this, too, like the one near Huntsville, Texas that reads "Caution: Do not pick up hitchhikers." Hahahaha! ...Ahhh, what a depressed country this is.
  62. Profile photo of guardateciel
    guardateciel Female 18-29
    727 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 8:48 pm
    those silly canadians lol
  63. Profile photo of punkydory
    punkydory Female 18-29
    24 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 9:36 pm
    I`ve seen that exact sign...it`s so witty...us canadians...we sure know humour!
  64. Profile photo of Meeshee57
    Meeshee57 Female 18-29
    43 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 9:56 pm
    *smh* <----That means, "shaking my head"
  65. Profile photo of sk8infreek
    sk8infreek Male 13-17
    239 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 10:45 pm
    Bark you mother drata
  66. Profile photo of sk8infreek
    sk8infreek Male 13-17
    239 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 10:45 pm
    bark you motha drata
  67. Profile photo of sk8infreek
    sk8infreek Male 13-17
    239 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 10:46 pm
    fudge
  68. Profile photo of sk8infreek
    sk8infreek Male 13-17
    239 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 10:46 pm
    cock
  69. Profile photo of sk8infreek
    sk8infreek Male 13-17
    239 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 10:46 pm
    fudger
  70. Profile photo of sk8infreek
    sk8infreek Male 13-17
    239 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 10:47 pm
    drating bitch non-nice individual slut
  71. Profile photo of sicker
    sicker Female 30-39
    325 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 12:22 am
    these are all over. i`ve seen them in central park. and the kid who keeps calling everyone queer is going to get a boot in the ass.
  72. Profile photo of Clayboy
    Clayboy Male 18-29
    651 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 12:27 am
    The kid who`s calling everyone queer is queer himself.

    We don`t have this sign here in central Canada, and no chicken crossing signs that I know of either. I think the thin air is getting to the people in Vancouver. :D

  73. Profile photo of Yushi
    Yushi Female 18-29
    412 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 12:43 am
    Why must every topic turn into this huge racial/country debate? -_- dont` judge someone by their country and dont` judge a country by a sign!
  74. Profile photo of p-ball4life
    p-ball4life Male 18-29
    645 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 1:52 am
    i think meter1060 is just pissed of because americans talk so much crap and hes tired of it and so am i
  75. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
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    February 20, 2006 at 2:18 am
    Haha, stupid.
  76. Profile photo of CucumberCrab
    CucumberCrab Male 13-17
    17 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 6:50 am
    haha
  77. Profile photo of hitmanshell
    hitmanshell Male 13-17
    62 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 12:04 pm
    well 4 pages and nobody has said it, *sigh* guess i gotta say it....

    PHOTOSHOPPED

  78. Profile photo of Cindy_
    Cindy_ Female 30-39
    531 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 8:00 pm
    I still can`t believe some idiot didn`t say "first post".
  79. Profile photo of Nemikham
    Nemikham Female 13-17
    5 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 9:10 pm
    sadly, its NOT photoshopped
    i live in north vancouver and see those signs in parks all the time
  80. Profile photo of Mr.Moogle
    Mr.Moogle Male 13-17
    105 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 12:06 am
    I was in North Van. today! Damn, I should have stopped at a park.
  81. Profile photo of seventoes
    seventoes Male 13-17
    345 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 1:54 am
    "I still can`t believe some idiot didn`t say "first post"."


    ...FIRST POST!!!..

  82. Profile photo of infinact
    infinact Male 18-29
    1 post
    February 21, 2006 at 9:45 am
    lol I rememeber seeing that sign! It`s by the Horseshoe Bay ferry terminal. Had some fun with that one =P
  83. Profile photo of rav
    rav Male 18-29
    3 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 12:36 pm
    thats pretty good
  84. Profile photo of HideInTheSky
    HideInTheSky Male 13-17
    76 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 2:26 pm
    Canada sucks. I had to say it.

    and to the person who said Canada beat America in a war, wanna rematch? thats what i thought.

  85. Profile photo of rosie223366
    rosie223366 Female 13-17
    207 posts
    February 25, 2006 at 3:06 pm
    is that real?!
  86. Profile photo of dark_skull
    dark_skull Male 13-17
    3 posts
    February 25, 2006 at 8:55 pm
    awesome funny and kewl
  87. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    February 25, 2006 at 10:23 pm
    On 2/20/2006 8:00:28 PM Cindy_ wrote: I still can`t believe some idiot didn`t say "first post".

    Ah yes, there are always exceptions.

  88. Profile photo of sicker
    sicker Female 30-39
    325 posts
    February 28, 2006 at 2:04 pm
    <I>and to the person who said Canada beat America in a war, wanna rematch? thats what i thought.</I>

    yeah, you little $h!t, you and me.

  89. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    March 4, 2006 at 12:10 am
    can`t americans and canadians get along we both have the same dislikes with the french canadians people so lets talk about that insted of dislikeing canadians
  90. Profile photo of Miss__Murder
    Miss__Murder Female 18-29
    169 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 6:13 pm
    o i just love canada where so funny...and we love our dogz
  91. Profile photo of EmFan4Ever
    EmFan4Ever Female 13-17
    48 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 6:13 pm
    That is an awesome sign.
  92. Profile photo of firetiger16
    firetiger16 Female 18-29
    362 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 5:52 pm
    Canada has it so much better then the U.S. does. Atleast they aren`t at war all the freakin time AND they don`t have to deal with Bush the stupid choking on pretzel monkey.
  93. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    April 9, 2007 at 12:41 am
    Haha
  94. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
    963 posts
    May 4, 2008 at 7:17 am
    lol 52

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