Football Failures

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Sports
http://www.abfhm.com/video/best_failed_shoots.php

I like the one where the ball gets stuck in the mud.
There are 50 comments:
Male 182
i cant find football ANYWHERE in this video... is it some kinda trick? and i love how evry time they miss they lay down and cry like the true pu$$ys that SOCCER players rly are.
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Female 552
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Male 2,620
Wow, now that`s just shameful. Especially when they hit the top post. It`s like, just tap the thing in lightly plz.
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Male 14
This is just to funny. Im crying here.. hehe
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Female 1,972
Some hurt to watch
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Male 2,372
All I know is, The Oxford English Dictionary lists the word "soccer" as a valid entry for a game played on a field between 2 teams of 11 players etc.

You know.....The OXFORD ENGLISH Dictionary.

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Male 2,958
*players
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Male 2,958
I don`t think baseball plpayers stand in front of a 200mph ball either...

100+ at the most, and they stand off to the side of it...

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Male 72
ICRice92...it`s not about balls here...no one can say that playing american football, baseball, cricket, football, hockey or any other sport is easy or is wimpy...baseball is just boring...sorry to say that...but its a fact...i don`t have the patience to sit for 3 hours watching guys swing a bat. The game is just too slow...

I`m not american, but I live in the US now (college), and I`ve grown to appreciate american football as a nice game, but I still cannot stand baseball...

Cheers

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Male 44
Baseball is the worst sport ever? Baseball is one of the only sports where you`ve gotta have balls to be able to play. I don`t think you ever have to stand in front of 200 mph balls in SOCCER.
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Male 361
Sorry BuuBuu, but I can`t take a post from an 18-29 with a DBZ icon seriously.
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Female 190
That just sucks. I did like the somber music in the background though.
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Male 210
The whole football/soccer argument is futile anyway. If any British people have been watching the "Balderdash and piffle" programme on BBC 2 they`d know that the word soccer most likley originated in the UK anyway, it`s just what Americans adopted as their name for football as its known elsewhere. We understadn what they mean and thats the point of language anyway!

Do the Spanish and French moan this much about former colonial variants of their languages? Should we start moaning about regional language differences within the UK as well (like all the various words for hills)?

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Male 2,958
-it is football and not soccer. to be quite honest i have no idea what the word soccer has to do with the game at all. bloody yanks, so ignorant.-

I don`t recall cricket having much to do with chirping insects, my friend.

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Female 982
Watching football is boring as hell. Playing it is fun.
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Male 10
Does anyone knows a sport besides foutball that lasts 2 times 45 minutes(no commercial breaks), with people trying to show off their skills, where winning or losing means life or death for a club, giving hope to poor country`s (the best footballers are african or latin american)
If not I hope everybody agrees football is the greatest sport on this planet
BTW Baseball is the most horrible sport ever
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Female 243
LOL That was totaly worse possible bad luck. Did I say it right?
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Male 361
Kicking a ball until it gets into a big net is so fun.
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Male 44
Damn it, i thought they meant REAL football...
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Female 51
y`all, by popular demand. it is actually football in every country except america now. so majority rules, it is football and not soccer. to be quite honest i have no idea what the word soccer has to do with the game at all. bloody yanks, so ignorant.
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Male 370
my favorite was none of them...

because soccer sucks.

VIVE LE FOOTBALL AMERICAIN!!!

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Male 2,958
Post before last

** 3. The `random numbers` are to tell the team what play is going on, and they happen BEFORE the quarterback gets the ball. Which, ironically is thrown BEFORE their spine is broken

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Male 2,958
Ran out of room.

So in conclusion, yes, you`re ignorant. That`s not something to be proud of, but apparently you are. So I`ll just call you a dumbas-...dipshi-...moron.

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Male 2,958
-To all the USA people on here, what is the name of the language you speak? Basically if it werent for our historical pillagers (I have no delusions about my countrys history) you`d be speaking Sioux, or Apache. I really have no idea what the language is (was?) called, but I`m an ignorant arsehole and I`m not ashamed to admit it. Football is football. football isn`t "hold the ball as long as you can, then wait until someone breaks your spine, then throw it, then randomly stop and shout random numbers. then repeat."-

1. If it wasn`t for your `historical pillagers`(I think you meant pilgrams, and for your info, they were chased away from your country, you can`t really say you inteded for america to happen) then the Sioux and Apache would still EXIST.
2. We wouldn`t be here period if the pilgrams never came...
3. The `random numbers` are to tell the team what play is going on, and they happen BEFORE the quarterback gets the ball. Which, ironically is thrown BEFORE their

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Male 215
Ahh the agony of screwing up. A bunch of n00bs. Excellent music choice too.
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Male 1,550
sports sucks
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Male 904
I know that i`ve just opened myself up to a tirad of American abuse, but 1) I`m very drunk and 2)I don`t care, I won`t be insulted by a nation of general arrogance.
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Male 904
To all the USA people on here, what is the name of the language you speak? Basically if it werent for our historical pillagers (I have no delusions about my countrys history) you`d be speaking Sioux, or Apache. I really have no idea what the language is (was?) called, but I`m an ignorant arsehole and I`m not ashamed to admit it. Football is football. football isn`t "hold the ball as long as you can, then wait until someone breaks your spine, then throw it, then randomly stop and shout random numbers. then repeat."
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Male 730
shut up^. i liked it enohead. lol. no insults, targo.
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Male 213
yea football is good. alot of things are differint in how we say it. elavator/lift even in the U.S. it differs. soda/pop ect. so big deal.
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Male 1,586
No, we would be calling gay guys cigarettes. Because we call football "soccer," see? And we catch a load of hell about it on I-A-B, as history has shown.
I`ve grown up knowing the sport as "soccer," and now I`m gonna have someone all up in my face like I was the guy that decided to change the name as a personal insult to all europeans?
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Male 2,958
-I don`t get it. It was a whole bunch of soccer clips.-

lmao

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Male 1,586
Hey, I heard that you Brits call cigarettes gay guys.
Is that true?
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Male 579
Lord John and manorrd you guys crack me up, the best part is that everyone takes everything you guys say so seriously! Anytime you can get a "wake up to the rest of the world!" comment from YOUR comment you know your doing the humor correctly!
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Male 536
also reminds me of some old commentary i heard - "He`s clear! He`s clear! He`s... clearly a prat"
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Male 536
wow, that brings back so many memories... and apparently STILL brings up the whole football/soccer thing. you know many countries have different words for the same thing )-|
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Male 664
Soccer is for losers tbh.

Football is for the rest of the world.

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Male 943
damn you europeans! that`s soccer not football. Dammit I hate that, why did we choose the name football for american football? Shows you how crazy we are... Better not mess with us!
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Male 210
am I the only one this didn`t work for?
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Male 904
HAHAHAHA!!! It always makes my day to see Birmingham City make fools of themselves. Which is all the time. Tara Bruce, See ya in the Championship! And Nwankwo Kanu missing for West Brom from 2 inches was fantastic!
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Male 2,720
Heh heh, nice clips.
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Male 30
Not only did they miss the shot, NOW it`s on the Internet!!! :-O
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Male 101
Man that was funny.
And yes it`s FOOTBALL not soccer, you suckers.
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Male 396
hehe they had 4 clear shots to score and they missed them all xD
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Male 62
man its just bad luck for those players they must really feel stupid.
GO MEXICO!!
FIFA 2006
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Female 150
it`s not soccer its football!!! Gee whiz wake up to the rest of the world!!!
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Male 2,372
I don`t get it. It was a whole bunch of soccer clips.

???

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Male 1,348
Thats a funny way to play football....touch down!


j/k

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Male 160
haha, i didnt know you could miss a wide open goal.....then again i didnt know you could miss a PAT in American Football. :P

J.k.

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Male 10,115
Link: Football Failures [Rate Link] - I like the one where the ball gets stuck in the mud.
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