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Date: 02/03/06 02:07 AM

50 Responses to Football Failures

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 12:34 am
    Link: Football Failures - I like the one where the ball gets stuck in the mud.
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    backdraft123 Male 13-17
    160 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 2:14 am
    haha, i didnt know you could miss a wide open goal.....then again i didnt know you could miss a PAT in American Football. :P

    J.k.

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    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 3:22 am
    Thats a funny way to play football....touch down!


    j/k

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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 3:39 am
    I don`t get it. It was a whole bunch of soccer clips.

    ???

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    frogspawn Female 18-29
    150 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 5:17 am
    it`s not soccer its football!!! Gee whiz wake up to the rest of the world!!!
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    manny-latino Male 13-17
    62 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 7:11 am
    man its just bad luck for those players they must really feel stupid.
    GO MEXICO!!
    FIFA 2006
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    psycopyro Male 13-17
    396 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 7:29 am
    hehe they had 4 clear shots to score and they missed them all xD
  8. Profile photo of Mahox
    Mahox Male 18-29
    101 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 8:45 am
    Man that was funny.
    And yes it`s FOOTBALL not soccer, you suckers.
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    Frazoli Male 18-29
    30 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 8:54 am
    Not only did they miss the shot, NOW it`s on the Internet!!! :-O
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 9:03 am
    Heh heh, nice clips.
  11. Profile photo of Manicstoive
    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 9:12 am
    HAHAHAHA!!! It always makes my day to see Birmingham City make fools of themselves. Which is all the time. Tara Bruce, See ya in the Championship! And Nwankwo Kanu missing for West Brom from 2 inches was fantastic!
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    Jon1984 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 9:49 am
    am I the only one this didn`t work for?
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    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 10:46 am
    damn you europeans! that`s soccer not football. Dammit I hate that, why did we choose the name football for american football? Shows you how crazy we are... Better not mess with us!
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    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 10:47 am
    Soccer is for losers tbh.

    Football is for the rest of the world.

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    realblender Male 18-29
    536 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 11:08 am
    wow, that brings back so many memories... and apparently STILL brings up the whole football/soccer thing. you know many countries have different words for the same thing )-|
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    realblender Male 18-29
    536 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 1:30 pm
    also reminds me of some old commentary i heard - "He`s clear! He`s clear! He`s... clearly a prat"
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    YevraHNairB Male 18-29
    579 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 1:31 pm
    Lord John and manorrd you guys crack me up, the best part is that everyone takes everything you guys say so seriously! Anytime you can get a "wake up to the rest of the world!" comment from YOUR comment you know your doing the humor correctly!
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 2:22 pm
    Hey, I heard that you Brits call cigarettes gay guys.
    Is that true?
  19. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 3:32 pm
    -I don`t get it. It was a whole bunch of soccer clips.-

    lmao

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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 4:33 pm
    No, we would be calling gay guys cigarettes. Because we call football "soccer," see? And we catch a load of hell about it on I-A-B, as history has shown.
    I`ve grown up knowing the sport as "soccer," and now I`m gonna have someone all up in my face like I was the guy that decided to change the name as a personal insult to all europeans?
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    dorcus Male 13-17
    213 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 4:38 pm
    yea football is good. alot of things are differint in how we say it. elavator/lift even in the U.S. it differs. soda/pop ect. so big deal.
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    thecranberry Male 18-29
    731 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 8:19 pm
    shut up^. i liked it enohead. lol. no insults, targo.
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    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 8:50 pm
    To all the USA people on here, what is the name of the language you speak? Basically if it werent for our historical pillagers (I have no delusions about my countrys history) you`d be speaking Sioux, or Apache. I really have no idea what the language is (was?) called, but I`m an ignorant arsehole and I`m not ashamed to admit it. Football is football. football isn`t "hold the ball as long as you can, then wait until someone breaks your spine, then throw it, then randomly stop and shout random numbers. then repeat."
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    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 9:01 pm
    I know that i`ve just opened myself up to a tirad of American abuse, but 1) I`m very drunk and 2)I don`t care, I won`t be insulted by a nation of general arrogance.
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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 10:56 pm
    sports sucks
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    silverant Male 13-17
    215 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 10:56 pm
    Ahh the agony of screwing up. A bunch of n00bs. Excellent music choice too.
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 11:14 pm
    -To all the USA people on here, what is the name of the language you speak? Basically if it werent for our historical pillagers (I have no delusions about my countrys history) you`d be speaking Sioux, or Apache. I really have no idea what the language is (was?) called, but I`m an ignorant arsehole and I`m not ashamed to admit it. Football is football. football isn`t "hold the ball as long as you can, then wait until someone breaks your spine, then throw it, then randomly stop and shout random numbers. then repeat."-

    1. If it wasn`t for your `historical pillagers`(I think you meant pilgrams, and for your info, they were chased away from your country, you can`t really say you inteded for america to happen) then the Sioux and Apache would still EXIST.
    2. We wouldn`t be here period if the pilgrams never came...
    3. The `random numbers` are to tell the team what play is going on, and they happen BEFORE the quarterback gets the ball. Which, ironically is thrown BEFORE their

  28. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 11:16 pm
    Ran out of room.

    So in conclusion, yes, you`re ignorant. That`s not something to be proud of, but apparently you are. So I`ll just call you a dumbas-...dipshi-...moron.

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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 11:17 pm
    Post before last

    ** 3. The `random numbers` are to tell the team what play is going on, and they happen BEFORE the quarterback gets the ball. Which, ironically is thrown BEFORE their spine is broken

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    headseed Male 70 & Over
    370 posts
    February 4, 2006 at 12:03 am
    my favorite was none of them...

    because soccer sucks.

    VIVE LE FOOTBALL AMERICAIN!!!

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    Joyful1 Female 13-17
    51 posts
    February 4, 2006 at 1:06 am
    y`all, by popular demand. it is actually football in every country except america now. so majority rules, it is football and not soccer. to be quite honest i have no idea what the word soccer has to do with the game at all. bloody yanks, so ignorant.
  32. Profile photo of ICRice92
    ICRice92 Male 18-29
    44 posts
    February 4, 2006 at 1:33 am
    Damn it, i thought they meant REAL football...
  33. Profile photo of badguy458
    badguy458 Male 18-29
    361 posts
    February 4, 2006 at 1:44 am
    Kicking a ball until it gets into a big net is so fun.
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    Pepsic91 Female 13-17
    243 posts
    February 4, 2006 at 4:54 am
    LOL That was totaly worse possible bad luck. Did I say it right?
  35. Profile photo of BuuBuu
    BuuBuu Male 18-29
    10 posts
    February 4, 2006 at 5:14 am
    Does anyone knows a sport besides foutball that lasts 2 times 45 minutes(no commercial breaks), with people trying to show off their skills, where winning or losing means life or death for a club, giving hope to poor country`s (the best footballers are african or latin american)
    If not I hope everybody agrees football is the greatest sport on this planet
    BTW Baseball is the most horrible sport ever
  36. Profile photo of georgiascool
    georgiascool Female 13-17
    982 posts
    February 4, 2006 at 8:56 am
    Watching football is boring as hell. Playing it is fun.
  37. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    February 4, 2006 at 1:17 pm
    -it is football and not soccer. to be quite honest i have no idea what the word soccer has to do with the game at all. bloody yanks, so ignorant.-

    I don`t recall cricket having much to do with chirping insects, my friend.

  38. Profile photo of Jon1984
    Jon1984 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    February 4, 2006 at 4:49 pm
    The whole football/soccer argument is futile anyway. If any British people have been watching the "Balderdash and piffle" programme on BBC 2 they`d know that the word soccer most likley originated in the UK anyway, it`s just what Americans adopted as their name for football as its known elsewhere. We understadn what they mean and thats the point of language anyway!

    Do the Spanish and French moan this much about former colonial variants of their languages? Should we start moaning about regional language differences within the UK as well (like all the various words for hills)?

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    xyra1 Female 18-29
    190 posts
    February 4, 2006 at 7:59 pm
    That just sucks. I did like the somber music in the background though.
  40. Profile photo of badguy458
    badguy458 Male 18-29
    361 posts
    February 4, 2006 at 8:44 pm
    Sorry BuuBuu, but I can`t take a post from an 18-29 with a DBZ icon seriously.
  41. Profile photo of ICRice92
    ICRice92 Male 18-29
    44 posts
    February 4, 2006 at 10:07 pm
    Baseball is the worst sport ever? Baseball is one of the only sports where you`ve gotta have balls to be able to play. I don`t think you ever have to stand in front of 200 mph balls in SOCCER.
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    PurdueU BenZ Male 18-29
    72 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 12:51 am
    ICRice92...it`s not about balls here...no one can say that playing american football, baseball, cricket, football, hockey or any other sport is easy or is wimpy...baseball is just boring...sorry to say that...but its a fact...i don`t have the patience to sit for 3 hours watching guys swing a bat. The game is just too slow...

    I`m not american, but I live in the US now (college), and I`ve grown to appreciate american football as a nice game, but I still cannot stand baseball...

    Cheers

  43. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 12:51 am
    I don`t think baseball plpayers stand in front of a 200mph ball either...

    100+ at the most, and they stand off to the side of it...

  44. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 12:51 am
    *players
  45. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 1:20 am
    All I know is, The Oxford English Dictionary lists the word "soccer" as a valid entry for a game played on a field between 2 teams of 11 players etc.

    You know.....The OXFORD ENGLISH Dictionary.

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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 4:35 am
    Some hurt to watch
  47. Profile photo of Bleikur
    Bleikur Male 18-29
    14 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 11:48 am
    This is just to funny. Im crying here.. hehe
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    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    April 9, 2006 at 5:46 pm
    Wow, now that`s just shameful. Especially when they hit the top post. It`s like, just tap the thing in lightly plz.
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    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    April 23, 2006 at 10:05 pm
    .......
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    DAC06 Male 13-17
    182 posts
    September 19, 2007 at 9:10 pm
    i cant find football ANYWHERE in this video... is it some kinda trick? and i love how evry time they miss they lay down and cry like the true pu$$ys that SOCCER players rly are.

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