Dynamic Love Letter Creator Version 2

Submitted by: glow-worm 11 years ago
http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/love-letter-generator2.php

Flexible tool to create Valentines love letters. Apparently no two are exactly alike.
There are 40 comments:
Female 731
Ahaha...oh the EVIL things I could do...
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Female 138
Lollllllll
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Female 115
hehehehe, great way too freak ur mates out, :P
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Female 126
Ok..... KInda scary. Shame they`re too long to post.....
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Female 748
"I simply love your gorgeous brown hair which shines in the sun like bear fur. Only your hair is longer then bear fur and is a lot more radiant, and smells better."

BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Female 17
What manner of creature can resist those radiant blue pools which you call eyes? When I stare deep into them I feel hypnotised and often get the urge to jump into your pools. But I don`t think you would appreciate me stripping off and throwing myself naked against your eyeballs. That could hurt.

Did I ever tell you, that your beautiful blonde hair reminds me of sunflowers. Does your hair produce sunflower seeds by any chance? Because we could make a lot of money selling it off as hamster and parrot food. God, we could be soooo rich!

You know I simply love walking along the beach with your hand in mine. Its kinda cute to watch you scream when I squeeze your hand too hard, or pour sand down your pants. Its even cuter to see the sweet angry look on your face afterwards, when you don`t talk to me for 20 minutes.

wth? uhhh...okaaay...lmao

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Female 37
My dearest Gerard,

How are you, on this wonderful day?

I really hope this note makes you smile. I just wanted to say something to you. You are truly wonderful!

What human being would not appreciate your romantic hazel coloured eyes have always mystified me. I`m not even sure what colour hazel is officially supposed to be, but I did a check using a paint program and the html code is #887044. I always thought hazel was a type of nut, or even a type of witch, but now I realise its actually a colour.

I really admire your gorgeous, mysterious black hair. Whenever I see it I can`t help but notice how shiny it is. I often wonder if you clean it using shoe polish. Technically speaking that would work, but I guess it would smell a bit weird, so I reckon it must be naturally shiny.

I can`t remember if I`ve already told you this but I really do love your smile. Its such a turn on to look at and its one of the many reasons I love being with you my love. Sometimes I wish I could do nothin

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Male 4,246
LMAO!!! Oooh, that`s FUNNY!! Of course one couldn`t send it to a sweetheart as a real love letter, but if the sweetheart had a massive sense of humour, it could work! :-D
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Female 166
I really think that if Orlando Bloom ever got my letter, he would fall desperately in love with me.

I just know it!

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Female 132
I found it really funny. :-D I made it that the guy I like was the one sending it to me, and it was so cute. One part was: "Your hair reminds me of a burnt out frying pan, so black but so shiny. But it certainly doesn`t smell like one...just thought I would clear that up, before you chase me with a cricket bat." or something like that. It`s funny, it seems like something I would do. :-D
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Male 1,265
This has to be a joke, because it makes the sender look like an idiot.

For example:

I would stare into your eyes, and you would roll your eyes as usual, and I would look like an idiot out in public like I usually do.

lmao. I think it`s meant to be bad so they get in trouble if they actually use this stuff.

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Male 63
i just suck at writing love letters probably because ive never had a lover! So these would be right up my alley! LOL!!!!
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Female 5
ok that`s awful...i could not imagine sending this to someone i actually love...corny!
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Male 91
the person has to have a good sence of humor. and my alle is just like that... she`s perfect...
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Male 211
really must tell you though, I absolutely adore your gorgeous bum! I think if God created something truly amazing, then its definitely gotta be your bum! I know some people say the same thing about horses and giraffes, but I think your bum exceeds anything else!

lamo, cant be sirious

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Male 68
Funny, but I dont recommend using for real...
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Male 254
ahaaaha
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Male 254
ahahahahahaha
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Female 328
asquared, you almost got the same thing I did, except there was some stuff about, um...writhing bodies, sweat, desire...yeah very cheesy
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Female 358
Your lovely red hair has always amazed me. It reminds me of strands of shiny copper wool (believe it or not, copper wool actually does exist! Honest I did a search on Google and found a picture) Although I wouldn`t use your hair to clean out a frying pan with, so please don`t worry about that and stop hiding the scissors.


lol nice^. that was hilarious.

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Male 91
oops. i only ment to post some of the letter. but i am throroughly pleased with this. it was edited a little, fixed up some errors, but im actualyl going to send one of these. lovin it! thanks glow worm
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Male 91
My dearest Alle,

How are you, on this wonderful day?

I wrote this letter because I thought it would make you smile.

I just wanted to tell you that you`ve always been a wonderful part of my life. Whenever I think of you I melt and get a fuzzy feeling on the inside. There’s just something about you which I can`t help liking.

What human being would not appreciate those deep and rich blue eyes of yours which shimmer like bright stars in the night sky? I know the moon is a lot bigger and brighter, but it’s white, not blue, so I can`t really compare you with that, even though I want to.

Did I ever tell you, that your beautiful blonde hair reminds me of sunflowers? Does your hair produce sunflower seeds by any chance? Because we could make a lot of money selling it off as hamster and parrot food. Gosh, we could be soooo rich!

I can`t wait to go out with to Starbucks again. This time, if you convince me enough, then I might let you buy me a coffee and entertain me! I pr

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Female 80
wow that was hilarious!
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Female 158
Mine is something I`m actually consiering sending him... he`s a spaz. O_O;;
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Male 143
What manner of creature can resist your gorgeous deep blue eyes. They`ve always reminded me of electricity and I`ve often wondered if they can glow in the dark and light up an entire room at night. Maybe one day we can plug the TV into your eye sockets and it will run on the electricity generated by your lovely blue eyes.

lmao is this serious?

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Female 447
"Gee,honey, thanks for the letter, but perhaps you ought to enroll in a few english classes to brush up your grammar before you try to write another one like this."
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Male 615
wow....very very cheesy....if I was to send this to my friend she`d probably think I`ve gone crazy
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Female 447
"Gee,honey, thanks for the letter, but perhaps you ought to enroll in a few english classes to brush up your grammar before you try to write another one like this."
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Male 605
hahah, thats funny stuff
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Female 1,172
Sooooo cheesy
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Male 48
they`re quite bad...
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Female 200
Aww.. means nothing.
Rubbish.
He writes WAAY better than random crap.

"What manner of creature can resist your lovely mysterious black eyes which remind me of those cute black bears. No, I`m not calling you hairy or anything. I`m just saying your eyes look like those bears. I know they are hairy, but you are not."

What rubbiSh.
Amusing.. nah.

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Female 588
heeheeheehee. Well, I was amused briefly.
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Female 228
Such charm and radiant beauty as yours could calm the wildest beast and entice the devil himself into giving his soul for you, just so he could look upon your face.

lol

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Male 2,567
Wow .. interesting ... hmmm >.> <.<
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Female 2,244
Was really corny stuff.
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Female 1,211
lol funny stuff.
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Female 1,972
That is way too funny...but you better be sure the one you send these to has a great sense of humour.
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Female 190
I wrote one to Noah Calhoun, which is Ryan Gosling`s character from The Notebook. I know, I`m pathetic, lol. But the letter wasn`t all that great.
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Male 7
Link: Dynamic Love Letter Creator Version 2 [Rate Link] - Flexible tool to create Valentines love letters. Apparently no two are exactly alike.
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