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Date: 02/05/06 02:25 AM

67 Responses to Crack Man

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    February 4, 2006 at 10:57 am
    Link: Crack Man - Nice tattoo. NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of electrocuted
    electrocuted Male 13-17
    119 posts
    February 4, 2006 at 8:54 pm
    First comment...w00t! actually it doesnt realli matter......well that crack....realli didnt CRACK me up.....
  3. Profile photo of geoduckheath
    geoduckheath Male 13-17
    169 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 2:31 am
    ogm first u are sooo cool. actually i try not to get first because the person who does gets ripped on by everyone.
  4. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 2:36 am
    Holy crap. That has got to be THE nerdiest thing in existance.
  5. Profile photo of xyra1
    xyra1 Female 18-29
    190 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 2:45 am
    I would have hated to be the person who did that tattoo.
  6. Profile photo of ShinySword92
    ShinySword92 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 2:47 am
    haha, i wonder what his lover would be like?
    " omg, your sooo hawt! wait, run pac man, run! get the friggen cherry!" and for some reason that turns him on
  7. Profile photo of ShinySword92
    ShinySword92 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 2:49 am
    why the hell is this and the one above it in the category of games?
  8. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 2:51 am
    yeah i was wonderin that too
  9. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 2:54 am
    Okay, Whatever.
  10. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 2:55 am
    waka waka-brrrrrrt
  11. Profile photo of ShinySword92
    ShinySword92 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 2:57 am
    bow-chikka-bow-wow!
  12. Profile photo of mysticrose
    mysticrose Female 40-49
    395 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 2:58 am
    ditto 4 me about a pix being under the catagory of games... and i wouldnt let a tattoo artist near me to do that to my a** !!!! i like pac man . .but not that much ......... "gouges her eyes out after throwing acid in them"
    "better get a bucket, im going to throw up" !!!!!

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    nursesue Female 30-39
    175 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 3:03 am
    Again, another example of extreme stupidy and a person who is a total extrovert who is grossly deluded - lacking attention in the worst way. Please for the sack of mankind, go immediatley to the nearest mental health facility and get your medication adjusted
  14. Profile photo of ShinySword92
    ShinySword92 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 3:13 am
    who, me? lol, i hope this is directed to the dude who got his ass tatooed ;-)
  15. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 3:14 am
    ewww thats not pretty!
  16. Profile photo of cheffie
    cheffie Female 18-29
    97 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 3:24 am
    Ugh. That was....different.
  17. Profile photo of nursesue
    nursesue Female 30-39
    175 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 3:26 am
    Heh Shiney, that was directed at the dumb ass with the tatoo, trust me, I work in a mental asylum and he is truly sufferring from a major mental disorder
  18. Profile photo of nursesue
    nursesue Female 30-39
    175 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 3:27 am
    heh shiney, we are all very bored here, fill us in on some good sites to check out
  19. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 3:37 am
    -Again, another example of extreme stupidy and a person who is a total extrovert who is grossly deluded - lacking attention in the worst way. Please for the sack of mankind, go immediatley to the nearest mental health facility and get your medication adjusted-

    Jesus lady, it`s his ass.

  20. Profile photo of ShinySword92
    ShinySword92 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 3:38 am
    first of all, please stop saying heh shiney, lol, be more creative j/k and i wish the owners of this beloved site will put mine on, but i guess theyve gone sleepy for the nite
  21. Profile photo of ShinySword92
    ShinySword92 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 3:40 am
    wow, i cant imagine working in an asylum......do u get to inject a lot of needles? do people threaten to kill you in ur sleep...god your i brave women, i salute you
  22. Profile photo of ShinySword92
    ShinySword92 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 3:45 am
    W00T! i found an even clearer and better picture of jesus showing off his almighty...ness, by rising up the horns, baby! go penny-arcade!
  23. Profile photo of ShinySword92
    ShinySword92 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 3:48 am
    god, im spamming so friggen bad...anyways for those of you cant wait for another link, im gonna post it right here, its a compilation of silly/serious flash vids[/url do videos, then do I Love Death, i found it very down to earth and serious, i loved it
  24. Profile photo of toothache
    toothache Female 18-29
    21 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 3:51 am
    wonder if the tattoo artist had to shave his butt?
    btw nursesue it`s called a `mental health facility`
    anyone else notice the pellets(?) are a little shaky the closer they`re drawn to his crack ?
  25. Profile photo of nursesue
    nursesue Female 30-39
    175 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 3:58 am
    Sorry toothace, you are MISAKEN. I have been working with the criminally insane for a long time, and when you are in maximum secure lock up, it is not a nice little facility that you are referring to. Maybe if you are working with depressed little old housewifes, then that is fine. But I work with murders and sex offenders. I LOVE ME JOB! Never a dull moment. And, it is called an ASYLUM!
    Hey shiney, love your attitude! Yu would do great working in lock up with me - ya have to have a warped sense of humor
  26. Profile photo of ShinySword92
    ShinySword92 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 4:02 am
    lol, im too young to have a warped since of humor, and what did u think of the vid?
  27. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 4:15 am
    ^^An IQ of 2 and he`s still able to almost type. A medical miracle!
  28. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 4:18 am
    Another fine example why they should have an age limit for accessing internet.
  29. Profile photo of ShinySword92
    ShinySword92 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 4:19 am
    ouch. where did that come from?
  30. Profile photo of ShinySword92
    ShinySword92 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 4:36 am
    i would like a reply on why u instantaneoulsy hated me all of of a sudden :-|
  31. Profile photo of dancing-moo
    dancing-moo Female 13-17
    80 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 4:41 am
    lol toothache! and i loved it!
  32. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 4:47 am
    ew
  33. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 5:22 am
    i try and avoid conversing with people who work in insane asylums.. i think all the madness has to rub off on them, even if its just a little bit. sorry.
  34. Profile photo of drzm
    drzm Male 13-17
    233 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 7:05 am
    ewwww
  35. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 7:35 am
    So, nursesue, you`ve determined simply by looking at this guy`s ass that he is mentally unbalanced and needs his meds adjusted? Damn, if only Freud knew about this wonderful way of determining a person`s mental state! ;-)
  36. Profile photo of DevilCherub
    DevilCherub Female 18-29
    50 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 8:55 am
    what a loser!
  37. Profile photo of porky pig
    porky pig Male 13-17
    64 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 10:56 am
    how disturbing
  38. Profile photo of i_rule_you
    i_rule_you Female 13-17
    358 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 11:39 am
    thats,um, great.
  39. Profile photo of pumpie2
    pumpie2 Female 13-17
    294 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 12:16 pm
    wow weird.what drove him to do that?@ and what drove the tatooist to agree to do that?
  40. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 12:35 pm
    seems a bit unnecessary to me....
  41. Profile photo of Jgroovy
    Jgroovy Female 13-17
    22 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 12:49 pm
    Nice... :-)
  42. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 12:54 pm
    i would have gone with ass-teroids, personally.
  43. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 1:19 pm
    I would have liked a warning before I clicked on that.

    Thanks for the mental scars, internet! :D

  44. Profile photo of vachement
    vachement Male 18-29
    129 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 2:15 pm
    Ha ha ha!!! That`s funny deaf woman.
    Personally, I don`t see why you would get pacman tattooed on your ass, but I don`t think it`s something a mental person would do.
  45. Profile photo of CircleGirl
    CircleGirl Female 18-29
    122 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 2:35 pm
    If you`re gonna get PacMan tattooed on your ass, then you might as well make your ass into one giant Pac Man character whose mouth is your butt-crack. That would be funnier, if you have a sick sense of humor. ;-)
  46. Profile photo of I-GIVE-DEATH
    I-GIVE-DEATH Female 13-17
    57 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 2:39 pm
    i wounder if he was drunk at the time
  47. Profile photo of iluvrevenge
    iluvrevenge Female 13-17
    369 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 3:57 pm
    coolest freaking tatoo eva! except when that guys 54 pacman going to look like splatterd pizza lol
  48. Profile photo of mysticrose
    mysticrose Female 40-49
    395 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 4:43 pm
    didnt he think of what the tattoo is going to look like when his a** gets all wrinkly when he gets older.. gravity is Not kind and i just wonder what it would look like when hes old and saggy ??? EWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  49. Profile photo of Naoscaire
    Naoscaire Male 18-29
    571 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 5:26 pm
    Looks like he was having an arse of a time! I`m sure it will catch on...
  50. Profile photo of petitecitron
    petitecitron Female 18-29
    216 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 5:38 pm
    . . . There are so many much cooler ways to get Pac-Man tattooed on you. This is like birth control for him.
  51. Profile photo of unihope
    unihope Female 13-17
    123 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 5:38 pm
    its such a funny title -_-
  52. Profile photo of doZer_roZZ
    doZer_roZZ Female 18-29
    280 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 6:58 pm
    It doesn`t look real to me but it may just be the picture
  53. Profile photo of Theresie
    Theresie Female 18-29
    4 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 7:07 pm
    i bet that guy gets a lot of sex
  54. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 7:22 pm
    ^^^Probably. Now he just needs a partner.

    I don`t get why this is NSFW anyway. It`s an arse. Not a pleasant sight, but everyone has an arse. It`s not like it`s a picture of a him getting a tattoo on his hard-on and then getting the fresh ink smeared by some fake-titted bottle blonde`s lips, is it?

  55. Profile photo of Blinkish
    Blinkish Female 18-29
    25 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 7:39 pm
    That rocks.
  56. Profile photo of cutbullocks
    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 8:41 pm
    wow....hey what does NSFW mean?
  57. Profile photo of Tegeno
    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 9:22 pm
    words fail me.
  58. Profile photo of charlie026
    charlie026 Female 18-29
    501 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 10:44 pm
    its ok its nothing i would go crazy about... ive seen better.
  59. Profile photo of mysticrose
    mysticrose Female 40-49
    395 posts
    February 5, 2006 at 11:29 pm
    NSFW ---- not safe for work / ////
  60. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    February 6, 2006 at 1:57 am
    Ugly tat.
  61. Profile photo of rap2dat2001
    rap2dat2001 Male 13-17
    334 posts
    February 6, 2006 at 6:45 pm
    AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
    I Can`t even describe what I just saw.
    Like anyone is gonna say "Hey Can I See The Tattoo on your ass man".
    WTF AHHHHHHHHHH |-X (BARF!)
  62. Profile photo of IceErines
    IceErines Female 18-29
    120 posts
    February 8, 2006 at 1:52 pm
    Whoa- he has a tattoo. I bet that it hurt. Not very interesting ...kind of sexy- NOT. Why is this under games BTW?
  63. Profile photo of awwwsugar
    awwwsugar Female 13-17
    37 posts
    February 12, 2006 at 12:18 am
    I didn`t realize it was someones but till, like, 10 seconds later.
  64. Profile photo of emoperson247
    emoperson247 Female 13-17
    147 posts
    February 18, 2006 at 6:13 pm
    O I GET IT, `CRACK MAN` ITS PAC-MAN AND ASS CRACK COMBINED...TOOK ME LONG... EWWW!!! I AM NOW SCARRED FOR LIFE!!! wtf does NSFW mean???
  65. Profile photo of niccole
    niccole Female 18-29
    519 posts
    February 18, 2006 at 6:56 pm
    That poor person. :-/
  66. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    thats some sexy butt crack

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