Chuck Norris Responds

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx?type=1

What he has to say about all those ""Chuck Norris Facts"" sites.
There are 36 comments:
Male 76
chuck norris can do the moonwalk forward!
He beat the sun at a staring contest!
He flexis his Lips!
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Male 62
natkaz_99...is dead
because when chuck norris read that, he roundhouse kicked his user name, and natkaz had a hard attack

^_^

thats the geekiest thing i have ever said

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Female 879
Aphecks, to the skull? Jesus, I better start wearing a helmet...heh heh
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Male 101
Chuck Norris sucks. Stick that in your can and smoke it.
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Female 120
I wouldn`t use his book to start a fire if I were dying of hypothermia..lol
actually- my sis is in love with him...lmao
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Male 279
chuck norris doesn`t write books. he stares at them until they write themselves out of fear. and be thankful, guys that he didn`t say "BUY MY BOOKS NOW OR I WILL ROUNDHOUSE YOU ALL!! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!" so hooray! chuck norris!
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Male 462
I thought he was going to say something like: "OMG!!! YOU`RE MOCKING ME!!!1 I`LL KILL YOU ALL!"
He`s not such a noob as I pictured =(
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Male 180
He already adressed the facts before on the Tony Danza show.
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Male 21
yeaaah at least even he acknowledges he`s not that great. sure his shows were decent. but my god people its like idolizing whoever played james bond or batman.
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Female 380
! Free poster with the purchase of Total Gym?! Wow, what a value.
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Male 605
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, he waits.
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Male 641
Gypsy... Don`t fear the fans. Fear the roundhouse kick to the skull.
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Female 2
People are probably going to by the book just because it`s Chuck Norris`. I don`t really understand this sudden everything-Chuck-Norris phase everyone`s going through, but it`s funny :D
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Female 879
Justice riders, sounds pretty douchey, but since it`s by Chuck Norris, it must be solid gold...(I am not bashing Chuck, by the way, I dont want to be attacked by ANY of his fans :))
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Male 1,526
i wasnt trying to offend anyone. im just tired of people demanding non english speaking to spell 100% right.
english isnt even my second language.

but yea, guys like badguy gives the us a bad rep.

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Male 299
meanie ^^ i like sweden
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Male 1,225
badguy458, Even I am embarresed by that sad excuse for a comment. There was no need for that. Let thecranberry and Ajikan duke it out for themselves instead of dragging in an entire country. No wonder why every one hates the U.S. People like you.
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Male 361
Belief in Swedish is spelled holycrapSwedishpeoplesuck.
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Male 1,526
thecranberry.
im swedish. and i can spell it given time. but can you spell it in swedish ? nope, didnt think so :D
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Male 223
WOW> Ok time to start a new thread....
Chuck Norris is such a flaming fudge dipper, that he dosen`t apperciate the joke. Some of them are funny?? ALL OF THEM ARE FUNNY. Grow a sense of humor after combing the batter out of your beard.
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Male 215
The one ilner jokes broke down and started crying wheen they found out that chuck norris acknowledged them. Then their heads exploded when chuck said that some of them were funny.
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Male 1,586
Chuck Norris writes books. THEN RIPS THEM INTO TINY SHREDS WITH HIS BARE HANDS!!
Seriously, though. Buy my books. I`m very proud of them.
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Male 730
ajikan, please, please tell me you can spell belief. yeah, those facts are hysterical. i love them.
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Female 315
how disapointing. yeah, he must be modest cuz theres no way those facts aren`t true! are his book sales down so much that he has to advertise it there? thats kinda cheesey but he`s Chuck Norris so he can do whatever he wants!
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Male 2,720
what a funny phenomenon, he`s such a corndog.
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Male 1,526
this is a test. we may not sway our beleef! we must be true to norris.
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Male 189
He`d wish I`d buy his book...
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Female 301
way to use the opportunity to hawk your book chuck.
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Male 2,307
If the government knew that his super powerful round house kicks were real, they`d do experiments on him to understand how it defies the laws of physics...that`s why he `seems` modest, but I bet he had a smug look on his face as he tried to belie himself to the rest of the world.
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Male 641
Hah Chuck Norris is evidently a modest man... We all know that even god himself fears The Chuck Norris Roundhouse.
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Male 44
hahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaah.......he wrote a book, The Justice Riders, hahahahahahhaahah... how many vietcong does he kill in it? Ill take 20 copies
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Male 128
plug plug these coments plug plug on the internet READ MY BOOK are interesting plug
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Female 228
i thought he`ll confirm them
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Male 2,307
First posters, shove THAT up your--well wherever you put it.
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Male 2,307
And God has spoken!
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Male 10,115
Link: Chuck Norris Responds [Rate Link] - What he has to say about all those ``Chuck Norris Facts`` sites.
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