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Date: 02/21/06 02:02 AM

36 Responses to Chuck Norris Responds

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    February 20, 2006 at 11:39 pm
    Link: Chuck Norris Responds - What he has to say about all those ``Chuck Norris Facts`` sites.
  2. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2280 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 2:06 am
    And God has spoken!
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2280 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 2:07 am
    First posters, shove THAT up your--well wherever you put it.
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    metallicblue Female 18-29
    228 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 3:11 am
    i thought he`ll confirm them
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    bigking444 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 3:17 am
    plug plug these coments plug plug on the internet READ MY BOOK are interesting plug
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    DaSniper44 Male 18-29
    44 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 3:20 am
    hahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaah.......he wrote a book, The Justice Riders, hahahahahahhaahah... how many vietcong does he kill in it? Ill take 20 copies
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    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 3:53 am
    Hah Chuck Norris is evidently a modest man... We all know that even god himself fears The Chuck Norris Roundhouse.
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2280 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 3:57 am
    If the government knew that his super powerful round house kicks were real, they`d do experiments on him to understand how it defies the laws of physics...that`s why he `seems` modest, but I bet he had a smug look on his face as he tried to belie himself to the rest of the world.
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    PlatinumKate Female 18-29
    301 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 5:19 am
    way to use the opportunity to hawk your book chuck.
  10. Profile photo of BirkirHe
    BirkirHe Male 13-17
    189 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 9:39 am
    He`d wish I`d buy his book...
  11. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 10:31 am
    this is a test. we may not sway our beleef! we must be true to norris.
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 10:38 am
    what a funny phenomenon, he`s such a corndog.
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    triviumgirl Female 13-17
    315 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 11:02 am
    how disapointing. yeah, he must be modest cuz theres no way those facts aren`t true! are his book sales down so much that he has to advertise it there? thats kinda cheesey but he`s Chuck Norris so he can do whatever he wants!
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    thecranberry Male 18-29
    731 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 11:53 am
    ajikan, please, please tell me you can spell belief. yeah, those facts are hysterical. i love them.
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 2:06 pm
    Chuck Norris writes books. THEN RIPS THEM INTO TINY SHREDS WITH HIS BARE HANDS!!
    Seriously, though. Buy my books. I`m very proud of them.
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    silverant Male 13-17
    215 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 2:41 pm
    The one ilner jokes broke down and started crying wheen they found out that chuck norris acknowledged them. Then their heads exploded when chuck said that some of them were funny.
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    palm Male 30-39
    223 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 3:24 pm
    WOW> Ok time to start a new thread....
    Chuck Norris is such a flaming fudge dipper, that he dosen`t apperciate the joke. Some of them are funny?? ALL OF THEM ARE FUNNY. Grow a sense of humor after combing the batter out of your beard.
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 3:55 pm
    thecranberry.
    im swedish. and i can spell it given time. but can you spell it in swedish ? nope, didnt think so :D
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    badguy458 Male 18-29
    361 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 4:11 pm
    Belief in Swedish is spelled holycrapSwedishpeoplesuck.
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    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 4:23 pm
    badguy458, Even I am embarresed by that sad excuse for a comment. There was no need for that. Let thecranberry and Ajikan duke it out for themselves instead of dragging in an entire country. No wonder why every one hates the U.S. People like you.
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    134 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 4:25 pm
    meanie ^^ i like sweden
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 4:44 pm
    i wasnt trying to offend anyone. im just tired of people demanding non english speaking to spell 100% right.
    english isnt even my second language.

    but yea, guys like badguy gives the us a bad rep.

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    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 5:04 pm
    Justice riders, sounds pretty douchey, but since it`s by Chuck Norris, it must be solid gold...(I am not bashing Chuck, by the way, I dont want to be attacked by ANY of his fans :))
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    glitterglue Female 13-17
    2 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 5:07 pm
    People are probably going to by the book just because it`s Chuck Norris`. I don`t really understand this sudden everything-Chuck-Norris phase everyone`s going through, but it`s funny :D
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    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 7:26 pm
    Gypsy... Don`t fear the fans. Fear the roundhouse kick to the skull.
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    chestertheje Male 13-17
    605 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 7:52 pm
    Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, he waits.
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    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 7:57 pm
    ! Free poster with the purchase of Total Gym?! Wow, what a value.
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    Cobrabite Male 18-29
    21 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 8:37 pm
    yeaaah at least even he acknowledges he`s not that great. sure his shows were decent. but my god people its like idolizing whoever played james bond or batman.
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    Oggleboppite Male 18-29
    180 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 8:56 pm
    He already adressed the facts before on the Tony Danza show.
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    gregor_samsa Male 18-29
    462 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 10:58 pm
    I thought he was going to say something like: "OMG!!! YOU`RE MOCKING ME!!!1 I`LL KILL YOU ALL!"
    He`s not such a noob as I pictured =(
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    b3nzyme Male 18-29
    279 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 11:45 pm
    chuck norris doesn`t write books. he stares at them until they write themselves out of fear. and be thankful, guys that he didn`t say "BUY MY BOOKS NOW OR I WILL ROUNDHOUSE YOU ALL!! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!" so hooray! chuck norris!
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    IceErines Female 18-29
    120 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 12:30 am
    I wouldn`t use his book to start a fire if I were dying of hypothermia..lol
    actually- my sis is in love with him...lmao
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    natkaz_99 Male 18-29
    101 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 1:35 am
    Chuck Norris sucks. Stick that in your can and smoke it.
  34. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    February 22, 2006 at 4:56 pm
    Aphecks, to the skull? Jesus, I better start wearing a helmet...heh heh
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    ozmins12 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    July 27, 2007 at 9:00 am
    natkaz_99...is dead
    because when chuck norris read that, he roundhouse kicked his user name, and natkaz had a hard attack

    ^_^

    thats the geekiest thing i have ever said

  36. Profile photo of MastaPlan23
    MastaPlan23 Male 13-17
    76 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    chuck norris can do the moonwalk forward!
    He beat the sun at a staring contest!
    He flexis his Lips!

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