Alizee is a Goddess

Submitted by: FRANCESUX 11 years ago in Entertainment

Can"t understand the words, but somehow don"t care.
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Male 107
Shes great
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Male 1,386
nice 7 second close up of her butt...
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Male 183
Like Domino?
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Male 47
she definately looks like natalie portman from "The Professional", man they need to do a sequel to that. Natalie Portman as an assassin grownup...hot
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Male 239
She is really beautiful and talented...

She has also released an english version of the song (I`m fed up)... :)

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Male 236
For all of you people that thought it was a waste of time, you are either gay (no offense jonny5alive) or a girl that is jealous.

"^^ and yet you wasted even more of your time by posting that pointless post.
Oh, the irony."

Good point.

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Male 2
...?

Yes?

I signed up just for it. 8-)

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Female 278
[quote]On 2/23/2006 1:33:03 PM Adan313 wrote: To those bitching about lip syncing... I don`t think any pop stars in France actually sing live, it`s ALWAYS lip syncing... so STFU. ;) Admittedly the music does suck. But when you`re that hot, it doesn`t matter.[/quote]
Oh my god. And that was his first post too.
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Female 60
Geez. Skanky AND french. Everything a guy could want, right?
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Male 70
i loved the 40 year old men holding up a sign that says Alizee Fan Club! great stuff.
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Female 61

well, now i know where this is from. (saw it on myspace, dont ask)

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Male 2
To those bitching about lip syncing... I don`t think any pop stars in France actually sing live, it`s ALWAYS lip syncing... so STFU. ;)

Admittedly the music does suck. But when you`re that hot, it doesn`t matter.

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Female 124
the only word i really understood was "un poisson rouge" - 8 years of french lessons and that`s what i get? - who sings about a goldfish anyway?!?
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Male 411
...hit it?
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Female 7
All I have to say in response to this is:
I. definately. would.
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Male 1,586
^^ and yet you wasted even more of your time by posting that pointless post.
Oh, the irony.
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Female 64
ok...................
what was the point of this?
waste of my time.
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Female 94
thank you enohead. shirley manson is hot. and so is that girl. but she was way too poppy. oh and thank you yevrahnairb for your monty python quote.
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Female 120
If that is her voice- she has a nice one. But as for anyone being perfection- that`s be kind-of hard to accomplish.
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Female 120
How old is she? She looks quite young...nice outfit...lol
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Female 56
"i have to say, she is pretty, but she needs to add more moves to her little repertoire..."

I`d like to see you bust some better moves out in those boots. It`s hard to dance in high heels, let alone boots that high.

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Female 106
Omg those boots are soo hot. I have a pair like that except the dont go as high.

I liked her singing though

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Female 98
:D :D

All I can say

:D

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Female 137
That little dance IS WAY TOO CUTE. that`s freaking adorable.
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Female 200
[quote]On 2/22/2006 4:36:17 PM Ophelia* wrote: Wow. She`s perfection. Obviously lip syncing, but that`s not why I watched the whole thing. Can you imagine knowing/being someone THAT perfect?![/quote]she just gives the image of perfection, and that`s wherte she succeeds. but i`m sure she falls short of it off the stage.
[quote]On 2/22/2006 3:25:00 PM Lorah wrote: lol Lynn_19 you told a guy 7451 that he was jealious. thats to funny. Unless hes gay, he woudlnt be jealious. [/quote]Yeah I did that on purpose :-)
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Male 1,521
Alizee is Perfect and was I think sexier some years ago with the first album "Gourmandises" When she went on the best of Pop! Wow! Magnifique!
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Male 20
oh wow! those moves are hypnotising! and she`s so sexy....i`m gay but that`s beyond human! she is hot....i love the whole moving and stuff! wow and i really want her boots
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Female 201
Notice that the dude who first posted this`s name. LOL.
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Female 201
Weird Frenchies.... That was just another 5 minutes of my life WASTED!
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Female 3
Wow. I think I actually lost brain cells watching that. Sure, she`s pretty... but lip synching isn`t. She should quit her job as a "singer" and become a stripper.
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Female 7
if i had a body like that,
no one would care if i made crappy music either. ;-)
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Male 5
Just the boots, man
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Female 395
i have to say, she is pretty, but she needs to add more moves to her little repertoire...

those boots kinda bothered me, once they showed the heels, its not high enough, she needs higher heels to complete the outfit, she can borrow mine...
but w/e

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Male 5
Oh my God here U are
Prettiest thing in life I`ve ever seen
Close my eyes what`s it like,
What`s it like inside your tamborine?

http://students.washington.edu/yoroj/ima...

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Female 533
Whatever! I have seen better dance moves at the `rippers, and those girls speak English! Well, some of them do. Whatever. :-)
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Male 1,407
I thought I understood French pretty well after learning it for the last 7 years. Guess not. The damn hot girl was distracting me.
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Male 201
hmmm
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Male 201
nope
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Male 201
hmmm
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Female 36
Wow. She`s perfection. Obviously lip syncing, but that`s not why I watched the whole thing. Can you imagine knowing/being someone THAT perfect?!
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Male 5,094
Takes a girl to mention the boots in that clip ;)
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Male 3,060
thank you, god.
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Female 1,784
lol Lynn_19 you told a guy 7451 that he was jealious. thats to funny. Unless hes gay, he woudlnt be jealious.
Anyways I loooved her boots!
but the way she started to dance at the start I thought she was gonna do an Ashley Simpson jig lol
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Male 1,039
Absolutely beautiful girl, never heard of her though. Wouldn`t mind watching her though..hmmm, despite the fact that it is completely lipsynched lol..she doesn`t actually sing a word of that song in the video...did she actually sing the recording of it?...<(again i`ve never even heard of her, just wondering if thats her actual voice??)
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Male 453
she was hot but that whole da da da da thing got boring after a while
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Female 200
^jealous.
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Male 1,478
Ahem, ahem.

*slut*

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Female 200
^you must be joking. She Can dance!
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Female 302
she`s absolutely gorgeous... but man, she can`t dance >_<
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Male 5,094
Oh and yeah, the music was bad, but the moves... the moves!
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Male 5,094
Enohead wrote:
[quote]Shirley Manson, for example, caused a morning of frost in Hell.[/quote]

Whereas Gwen Stefani turned up the heat a few notches when she went solo. *cries*

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Female 200
Oh yes, definitely.
amazing entertainment.
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Male 5
I`m thinking more like a young Susannah Hofffs...
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Female 136
she reminds me of natalie portman, for some reason
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Male 1,586
"Music like that is part of the reason humanity is on the verge of extinction."

It`s true, but it`s not her fault. It`s a scientific fact that if hot-ass chicks like her performed good music, hell would freeze over, and the universe would implode.
It`s come close to happening. Shirley Manson, for example, caused a morning of frost in Hell.

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Male 6
Alizee is an old french pop singer from about 5 years ago.She`s pretty dead now over there, and new not as nice looking singers who suck (even more) have replaced her, including a girl who`s got to be about 15 years old.
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Male 664
Wowee.
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Male 579
Okay I just got a second thought, imagine that your the camera man number 2 and you go into work and get this pre show talk. "Allright and cameraman number 2`s job will be....to stay glued to her ass the ENTIRE show, do not I repeat DO NOT EVER LEAVE HER ASS!"

What a job.

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Male 2,720
Music like that is part of the reason humanity is on the verge of extinction.

Oh, no, I am not exaggerating.

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Male 1,526
no words..no words
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Male 2
Ok so here are the lyrics of the first two sentence translated by me (yeah im from quebec and I get french) ``I have soft skin in my bubble bath`` and im not joking... so i`ll have to agree... its just a pretext for the tight outfit.
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Male 579
Of course she is french why do you think she had an OUTRAGEOUS ACCENT!!!!??? Now go away or she shall taunt us a second time!
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Female 4
She has a fish on her ass because her outfits ment to be a sailor outfit, so theres a fish, i think its just an excuse to wear tight black clothes and knee high boots, but hey, i dont care ^_^
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Female 200
what`s wrong with this video. So jerky..
Can`t even watch it. Maybe its my browser.
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Male 2,372
Her version on La Isla Bonita is awesome....better than Madonna`s.

I could watch it forever.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/42589/aliz...

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Female 72
she was hot...but her dancing got annoying after a while...
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Female 1
whats wrong with being french?
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Male 105
Lovely french girl
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Female 20
translation of this amazing song !: my skin is soft, I`m in my bubble bath, I splash myself, my gold fish is in my bubble bath (ok, that`s getting weird), I tell him that I don`t have any problems, I`m lazy, in the water. I have enough of the others who cry, the extremist who see everything in the dark. And then, she repeats again and again. It`s from France, channel 2. Sometimes, I`m glad to be french but not from France. C`est dure la vie!
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Male 2,306
Because big red fishes on your ass makes you hot. I am surprised you didn`t know this ANCIENT secret.
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Female 301
why did she have a big red fish on her ass?
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Female 100
I did not watch the whole thing, actually I didn`t even turn up the volume to hear it, but the way she moved a little bit in the beginning reminded me of the beginning of FFX-2.
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Male 55
I am in love...
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Male 183
Sure, she`s alright if you like great legs, a nice rear, perfect hair, a pretty face, and sexy dancing. If that`s what you want in a girl, I guess she`s the one for you...
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Male 916
nice moves indeed
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Male 289
Old, but honestly, as soon as I saw that wave move she does again, I just didn`t care that it was old anymore.
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Female 266
Lol her mouth doesnt match the words, I hope she doesnt have larengitus, but she is a great perfomer though, too bad she`s married! hahaha, :-)
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Male 396
this is awesome. a little old but still sheer genius. what god among men posted this is what i want to know.
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Male 396
Link: Alizee is a Goddess [Rate Link] - Can`t understand the words, but somehow don`t care.
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