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Date: 02/16/06 02:14 AM

24 Responses to 2005 Darwin Awards

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    buddy Male 30-39
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    February 16, 2006 at 1:12 am
    Link: 2005 Darwin Awards - The results are in.
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    dinnerbone Male 13-17
    340 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 4:05 am
    Yay for living in the town charles darwin was born in :D they names a pub and a shopping centre after him =/
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 4:13 am
    I feel the gene pool is stronger for these moronic souls leaving it.
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    notapervert Male 13-17
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    February 16, 2006 at 5:02 am
    =.=
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    welsh-19 Female 18-29
    8 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 7:50 am
    good to read tho.....
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    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 9:17 am
    You look for me on here next year. My sis says she`s going to try get me and my friends a Darwin award, because next month we`re gonna buy an ounce of weed and try topping the bowls with midol, icy hot, and any other stupid stuff we can think of.
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    YevraHNairB Male 18-29
    579 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 10:36 am
    I had to stop after the story of the man cutting his own nut sack....I couldnt take anymore punishment.
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    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 11:21 am
    I stopped after reading seven or eight. Those are violent! They should document more harmless stupidity; when they die, the premise somehow becomes less funny.
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 1:05 pm
    -You look for me on here next year. My sis says she`s going to try get me and my friends a Darwin award, because next month we`re gonna buy an ounce of weed and try topping the bowls with midol, icy hot, and any other stupid stuff we can think of.-

    You can`t smoke a pill or a gel...That alone proves you have the necessary IQ for a Darwin. Secondly, you`d be better of just ODing on the Midol, the weed really doesn`t add any deadly affects. (To OD on weed, it takes almost 40,000 times more than you need to get high.) Seeing how back in my pothead days, ie a little over a month ago, by the end of the day I would have smoked upmost an ounce by myself...you`re going to need a lot more than that between a few people to kill yourself.

    Good luck, though. We`re all rootin for you.

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    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 1:14 pm
    i remember the one about the guy cutting his balls off with pliers. but he`s still alive isnt he? i thought the darwin awards were for dead people only.
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    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 2:35 pm
    I shrugged SO bad when reading about the ball-cutting.

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity!

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    kurry Male 30-39
    25 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 2:39 pm
    I still have trouble beleiving some of these. There are small inconsistancies that bug me. For instance, one of the stories mentions a man drinking in Hanoi in 2005. It hasn`t been called Hanoi since 1974, it`s been Ho Chi Min City since the end of the war. Smells like the back end of the bull to me.
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    kurry Male 30-39
    25 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    I just raed through the list. These things read like some hokey Readers Digest article. No proof is given to confirm any of these. Back to the bull I guess.
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 4:03 pm
    PRETTY DISTURBING
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    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 4:32 pm
    So how exactly can you clean a chimney with a chain, a brush, and a grenade? I don`t get it.
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    DaWeirdo Male 13-17
    637 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 4:36 pm
    Yikes.
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    Jimbo1027 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    I like the honorable mentions cause i jsut can`t laugh at someone dying.
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    theshark350 Male 18-29
    429 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 5:24 pm
    there are better one`s from year`s past, but those were okay...
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    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 5:43 pm
    I like how all the readers comments are just evil little puns. :D

    Osprey39 - I think he`d use the gernade as a weight to drop the brush through the chimney.

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    ninja_mut Male 18-29
    185 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 8:01 pm
    for the guy cutting off his jewels the reason he can be included is because he can`t procreate so his genes are no longer within the gene pool. Thus making the human race potentially that much better.
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    catsthewagon Male 18-29
    93 posts
    February 16, 2006 at 9:43 pm
    I love laughing at all sorts of funny ways people find to kill themselves. It`s especially funny when they blow their brains out of their skulls. :-)
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    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    February 17, 2006 at 12:09 am
    I enjoy the Darwin Awards, I really do.

    To those who spot problems with a story, report it. They investigate these things. Like the NATO story was moved from a winner to an urban legend.

    What I don`t like about this is that they made a movie out of it. In news report form I can`t get emotionally involved with the potential award winner, but if I put a face with the idiot... I wouldn`t be able to live with myself for laughing.

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    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 10:59 pm
    "They should document more harmless stupidity; when they die, the premise somehow becomes less funny."

    No, see...these are the DARWIN awards, named after Charles Darwin, who is famous for...

    Y`know what? Forget it.

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    Sleepy_Cat Female 13-17
    279 posts
    February 23, 2006 at 11:33 pm
    Most of those stories I actually find more sad and pathetic rather than funny.

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