Wanker

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Games
http://homokaasu.org/gasgames/game.gas?25

A slightly suggestive game.
There are 49 comments:
Female 39
got soo bored... would be alot better if it had the real thing insted of bar and rectangle. sheesh...
[spoiler]felt like adding a likkle spoioler[/spoiler]
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Female 13
i got 2 six... rather boring really....
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Male 108
You play by moving the white rectangles across, or up and down the red bars. If the grey lines run out then you lose. Fill them up by "wanking" the bar.

Frankly, wanking in real life is much, much more exiting. I was going to say something pretty sick, but ive second thoughts.

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Female 138
the hell? how do you play? explain!!!!!!!!!
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Male 379
i got only 600 i dont get how u all got like 50,000!?
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Female 168
XD that`s hilarious!!!
well apparently im not very good at wanking on the computer, and thankfully not very good at it in real life either -_-
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Female 133
16,224 for me, level 4.
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Female 133
I can`t cough without bursting out laughing :-D
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Female 280
25515 I owuld have done better if I ad figured out sooner what i was trying to do.....LOL.....At first I thought it was like a loading bar loading the game......lol
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Female 1
i dont get it will some one plz tell me! )-|
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Female 58
the Bowie lyrics were the only cool thing about that game :-P

I mean why do this when you can do it at home?

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Male 4,431
I wanked a bit, then wanked again, but I didn`t get much better the 2nd time. My fingers sure got tired, though...
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Female 427
I was going to post to zep fan


Time- hes waiting in the wings, he speaks of senseless things, hi`s script is you and me, boy

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Female 1,120
wth was that i didn`t understand that at all how would you play a game like that it just looks like a loading bar and nothing more....
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Male 2,216
Crap.
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Female 335
your all a bunch of wankers lmao
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Female 16
boring
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Female 492
Yeah, having even four was a bit.. hard. :-P

But just because it has a David Bowie lyric under the game, it`s not bad. ;-) "Time, he flexes like a whore, falls wanking to the floor.."

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Male 2,720
Call me a prude, but I just can`t get used to wanking six rods at the same time.
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Female 1,652
um...huh?
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Male 12
Just got the jizz of it!

Level 3 is my highest.

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Male 12
I don`t get it at all. Can someone please explain?
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Male 46
that was the most boring wank of my life...
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Male 390
My girlfrend loves to play this game with me ;-) and she likes to play the internet one aswell
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Male 73
ok it took me a while ... but I got it
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Female 328
i don`t get it...
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Female 124
that was kinda fun...in a weird way
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Female 727
umm..what on earth?
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Male 26
besides... how could that be suggestive? :p
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Male 26
Im a true pro at wanking... but apparently when it comes to software... i just dont have the hand for it(no pun intended anywhere there)
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Male 11,739
What the hell was the point of that?
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Female 1,463
lol
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Male 517
wow.......that was dull.....
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Male 542
that was hard! level 4
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Male 608
What`s the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish you will kill it.

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Male 1,265
What`s the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can`t beat a wank.

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Female 195
:-P it`s funny:-D
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Female 335
i didnt get it for a while.. but i got 51 438
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Male 2,519
Apparently, I have difficulty wanking horizontally.
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Male 527
I am certainly a professional at the real deal but this is not as satisfying.
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Female 588
i laughed kind of harder than i should have.
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Female 301
I wanked my little heart out but this game sill didn`t return the favor. Now that`s just rude.
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Male 160
damn, my apreciation for this game means i need a new keyboard!
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Male 2,567
got to lvl 5 then quit
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Female 55
i scored 49274 is that good?
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Female 189
what the hell??
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Male 20
I feel satisfied now
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Female 2,244
Apparently I`m not a good wanker.
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Male 10,115
Link: Wanker [Rate Link] - A slightly suggestive game.
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