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Category: Games
Date: 01/05/06 02:19 AM

49 Responses to Wanker

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 12:37 am
    Link: Wanker - A slightly suggestive game.
  2. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 2:37 am
    Apparently I`m not a good wanker.
  3. Profile photo of Zack_Guy
    Zack_Guy Male 13-17
    20 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 2:53 am
    I feel satisfied now
  4. Profile photo of amba
    amba Female 18-29
    189 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 3:45 am
    what the hell??
  5. Profile photo of speakerbox
    speakerbox Female 18-29
    55 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 4:12 am
    i scored 49274 is that good?
  6. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 4:24 am
    got to lvl 5 then quit
  7. Profile photo of Orgasmo
    Orgasmo Male 18-29
    160 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 5:08 am
    damn, my apreciation for this game means i need a new keyboard!
  8. Profile photo of PlatinumKate
    PlatinumKate Female 18-29
    301 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 5:27 am
    I wanked my little heart out but this game sill didn`t return the favor. Now that`s just rude.
  9. Profile photo of strangergoat
    strangergoat Female 18-29
    588 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 5:30 am
    i laughed kind of harder than i should have.
  10. Profile photo of toneman
    toneman Male 30-39
    527 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 6:41 am
    I am certainly a professional at the real deal but this is not as satisfying.
  11. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 7:45 am
    Apparently, I have difficulty wanking horizontally.
  12. Profile photo of Melxoxo
    Melxoxo Female 18-29
    335 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 8:21 am
    i didnt get it for a while.. but i got 51 438
  13. Profile photo of angeleyesgr
    angeleyesgr Female 18-29
    195 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 8:56 am
    :-P it`s funny:-D
  14. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 8:59 am
    What`s the difference between an egg and a wank?

    You can beat an egg, but you can`t beat a wank.

  15. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 10:24 am
    What`s the difference between meat and fish?

    If you beat your fish you will kill it.

  16. Profile photo of mockstar_mat
    mockstar_mat Male 18-29
    542 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 11:24 am
    that was hard! level 4
  17. Profile photo of mookie427
    mookie427 Male 13-17
    517 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 12:19 pm
    wow.......that was dull.....
  18. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 1:36 pm
    lol
  19. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 2:28 pm
    What the hell was the point of that?
  20. Profile photo of Manafontman
    Manafontman Male 13-17
    26 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 2:29 pm
    Im a true pro at wanking... but apparently when it comes to software... i just dont have the hand for it(no pun intended anywhere there)
  21. Profile photo of Manafontman
    Manafontman Male 13-17
    26 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 2:29 pm
    besides... how could that be suggestive? :p
  22. Profile photo of guardateciel
    guardateciel Female 18-29
    727 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 3:04 pm
    umm..what on earth?
  23. Profile photo of boxcar101
    boxcar101 Female 13-17
    124 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 3:23 pm
    that was kinda fun...in a weird way
  24. Profile photo of Juicy_Juice
    Juicy_Juice Female 13-17
    328 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 3:42 pm
    i don`t get it...
  25. Profile photo of thebeanbag
    thebeanbag Male 13-17
    74 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 5:22 pm
    ok it took me a while ... but I got it
  26. Profile photo of webby-boy
    webby-boy Male 13-17
    390 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 5:24 pm
    My girlfrend loves to play this game with me ;-) and she likes to play the internet one aswell
  27. Profile photo of kamikazeman
    kamikazeman Male 13-17
    46 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 5:33 pm
    that was the most boring wank of my life...
  28. Profile photo of mycam79
    mycam79 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 6:40 pm
    I don`t get it at all. Can someone please explain?
  29. Profile photo of mycam79
    mycam79 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 6:45 pm
    Just got the jizz of it!

    Level 3 is my highest.

  30. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 8:01 pm
    um...huh?
  31. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 8:33 pm
    Call me a prude, but I just can`t get used to wanking six rods at the same time.
  32. Profile photo of zep fan
    zep fan Female 18-29
    492 posts
    January 6, 2006 at 12:31 am
    Yeah, having even four was a bit.. hard. :-P

    But just because it has a David Bowie lyric under the game, it`s not bad. ;-) "Time, he flexes like a whore, falls wanking to the floor.."

  33. Profile photo of Julianne1894
    Julianne1894 Female 18-29
    16 posts
    January 6, 2006 at 1:02 am
    boring
  34. Profile photo of Melxoxo
    Melxoxo Female 18-29
    335 posts
    January 6, 2006 at 1:04 am
    your all a bunch of wankers lmao
  35. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    January 6, 2006 at 8:57 am
    Crap.
  36. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    January 6, 2006 at 10:29 am
    wth was that i didn`t understand that at all how would you play a game like that it just looks like a loading bar and nothing more....
  37. Profile photo of pinker
    pinker Female 18-29
    427 posts
    January 6, 2006 at 8:43 pm
    I was going to post to zep fan


    Time- hes waiting in the wings, he speaks of senseless things, hi`s script is you and me, boy

  38. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    January 7, 2006 at 3:31 am
    I wanked a bit, then wanked again, but I didn`t get much better the 2nd time. My fingers sure got tired, though...
  39. Profile photo of mrsptrmurphy
    mrsptrmurphy Female 13-17
    58 posts
    January 7, 2006 at 3:50 am
    the Bowie lyrics were the only cool thing about that game :-P

    I mean why do this when you can do it at home?

  40. Profile photo of IrishGurL
    IrishGurL Female 13-17
    1 post
    January 8, 2006 at 4:36 am
    i dont get it will some one plz tell me! )-|
  41. Profile photo of doZer_roZZ
    doZer_roZZ Female 18-29
    280 posts
    January 9, 2006 at 8:13 pm
    25515 I owuld have done better if I ad figured out sooner what i was trying to do.....LOL.....At first I thought it was like a loading bar loading the game......lol
  42. Profile photo of clashrocker
    clashrocker Female 13-17
    133 posts
    January 10, 2006 at 4:09 am
    I can`t cough without bursting out laughing :-D
  43. Profile photo of clashrocker
    clashrocker Female 13-17
    133 posts
    January 10, 2006 at 4:12 am
    16,224 for me, level 4.
  44. Profile photo of juggalette43
    juggalette43 Female 13-17
    168 posts
    January 10, 2006 at 7:32 pm
    XD that`s hilarious!!!
    well apparently im not very good at wanking on the computer, and thankfully not very good at it in real life either -_-
  45. Profile photo of turkeyman
    turkeyman Male 13-17
    379 posts
    January 10, 2006 at 9:13 pm
    i got only 600 i dont get how u all got like 50,000!?
  46. Profile photo of Fussy
    Fussy Female 13-17
    138 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 6:58 pm
    the hell? how do you play? explain!!!!!!!!!
  47. Profile photo of alexguest
    alexguest Male 13-17
    108 posts
    January 30, 2006 at 1:55 pm
    You play by moving the white rectangles across, or up and down the red bars. If the grey lines run out then you lose. Fill them up by "wanking" the bar.

    Frankly, wanking in real life is much, much more exiting. I was going to say something pretty sick, but ive second thoughts.

  48. Profile photo of i_rock_pple
    i_rock_pple Female 13-17
    13 posts
    February 15, 2006 at 1:55 pm
    i got 2 six... rather boring really....
  49. Profile photo of pass-the-pea
    pass-the-pea Female 13-17
    39 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 1:24 pm
    got soo bored... would be alot better if it had the real thing insted of bar and rectangle. sheesh...
    felt like adding a likkle spoioler

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