Things not to put in your microwave

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Science

Don"t put any of this stuff in there.
There are 59 comments:
Male 451
that just makes me want to do it more
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Male 378
all of them are cool i think, i like the cd best though, its ace
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Female 141
the lightbulb one is cool..wanna try it=)
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Male 64
wtf that was really random wonder if they tested them out first b4 trying them?
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Female 97
...and don`t put forks in toasters. ><
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Male 135
Man that was awesome!

(I miss bill Nye and that other show with the guy in the rat suit)

Oh well at least theres still Braniac!

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Male 206
Things to NEVER put in the microwave
-Any pets
-Fireworks
-iPods, PDAs, CD Players, etc.
-Cell phones

"I`ll miss you FIFI" - that`s really sad, if it`s true...

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Female 48
also alumimum
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Female 54
I nuke CDs all the time for jewelry making purposes. It gives them a nice crackle effect. If you put CDs in the oven, they get a ripply/wavy effect. Very cool.
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Male 206
Go to the-state.com and you will see the connection.

the state was a comedy troupe formed in new york. they got their own show on MTV, called oddly enough "the state", after their success on another MTV show called "you wrote it, you watch it". That show was hosted, btw, by a young up and comer named Jon Stewart.

Funny funny stuff, you have to check it out!

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Male 31
Maddog- there was a show on here in the US called the state, and they had the I wanna dip my balls in it skit- it was funny, but not kids in the hall funny
-lolakitty72

wait is it the same skit from the stella shorts or was a whole different skit enirely? Cuz the skit i`m talkin about is the one where the guys from stella want some real brooklyn pizza.

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Female 1,972
Maddog- there was a show on here in the US called the state, and they had the I wanna dip my balls in it skit- it was funny, but not kids in the hall funny
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Female 648
things NOT to put in the microwave - Your penis.
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Male 31
"i wanna dip my balls in it..."
hahahahaha the state ruled!

-ajax1829


ummm what state? thats from the stella shorts...and i`m beginning to wonder why those stella shorts aren`t on i-am-bored...where do you request video round here?

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Male 36
Cool. I`m gonna put my cat in and tape it. I`ll send the video to I am bored. Hope they put it up for you guys. It should be entertaining to watch.
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Female 1,403
110691-HOW DO YOU LIVE?!?!? No microwave? I mean, what do you eat?
(Joke, people. I think there should be a font just for sarcasm.)
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Female 238
You know those little packets of butter you get in diners? I tend to take them home. One afternoon I went to melt one so I could put it on my bagel(it was hard from being in the fridge.) Problem was, I forgot to take off the foil wrapper...

BOOM! It was amazing, but it frightened the hell out of me...

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Female 134
LMAO! Why does that happen with grapes? So wierd! Friends of mine put some chesse inbetween two pieces of paper and nuked it...it turned into superglue, they couldn`t get the paper apart.
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Female 302
ameliatan: if you want to put boiled eggs in the microwave, slice the top a few times.
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Male 615
Putting a wet poodle in a microwave to dry it off isn`t a good idea either...I MISS YOU FIFI!!!!!
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Male 206
"i wanna dip my balls in it..."

hahahahaha the state ruled!

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Male 224
Wouldn`t water do the exact same thing with the lightbulb? If not, correct me.
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Male 31
i wanna dip my balls in it...
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Female 1,426
"now kids, dont try this at home unless you`re a highly qualified scientist like us" lol!
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Male 97
shouldn`t I... or will I
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Female 1,944
HOBYandy...that is so creepy
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Male 56
heres a link posted long time ago here that has very cool things to do with the microwave....ive tried almost all of them =P

http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?lin...

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Male 206
pretty cool stuff..

and I learned the hard way that reheating corn will spark nicely if placed just right.

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Male 3,060
another thing you should never put in the microwave: human babies.

unless you want to, of course...

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Male 1,808
[drools]
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Female 19
never put a boiled egg in the microwave, it`ll burst
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Female 85
That was great, now I`m gonna try them! *runs in kitchen*
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Male 393
the grapes just sparkled a little, i liked the lightbulb and milk, that looked awesome
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Female 67
Adam and Joe kick ass !!!!!! I miss their show :(
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Male 68
Neeley, it is very bad indeed. I am calling 911 immediately
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Male 142
Is it bad that I`ve done all of those?
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Female 32
Amusing. A simple grape in the microwave does that... it makes me want to experiment with other stuff.
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Male 2,567
okk
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Female 47
i love putting marshmellows in the micro wave, but i kinda messed up my freindes 1 last time i tried it, oh wwell i dont hav a microwave but i am off to my grans house later so i will be like grannnnnny could i use youre microwave, muahahahahah
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Female 338
"by saying HAHA I GOT THE FIRST POST SO SUCK $HIT YOU FIRST POSTERS AHAHA i was dissing the First Posters"

No! Really?! Wow, I never would have figured that out otherwise! Thank you, oh wise one! Thank you!

Heh. I liked that. Must go try some of those myself...

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Male 571
I used to put tin foil in the microwave. It`s great.
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Female 80
wow they. are. amazing. its as cool as brainiac! haha i luff the lightbulb one
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Female 125
"unless you`re highly qualified scientists like what adam and I is" hehehe. i wanna do the lightbulb one. heh
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Female 125
ADAM AND JOE!!! yay if anyone doesn`t know they had a tv show from 97-2001, i have the best of dvd but there was also a vhs of series 1 and 2 (tho i can`t remember when i started watching it, i was 11 when it came on tv..i think i came into it reasonably early as i recognised some stuff on the dvd) and a book. they now do a radio show and the odd appearance together but mainly doing separate things. that show was funny, just two normal guys who happened to get on tv - they did movie spoofs with stuffed toys and just stupid stuff like this. www.adamandjoe.co.uk (unofficial, not mine though before you ask) for more info and clips. this is one of the best clips of the show hehe i didn`t even have to watch it but prob will anyway!
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Female 335
aj101 your actually not the first poster, buddy is..

Who wouldve thought you cant put grapes in the microwave like that

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Male 62
i like the cd one, i wanted to see something blow up :-(
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Male 424
I love how they`re like "Never do this, although it might be the most spectacular thing you have ever seen" haha that`s hilarious
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Male 220
Has anyone seen my copy of Best of Yanni?
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Male 1,348
I do cd`s all the time! I didnt think they gave off toxic fumes.

dont put them in for longer then a few seconds though if you plan on using the microwave ever again.

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Male 851
yeah the grapes only work with those green grapes for some reason

I wish they had shwon soap, that` the best thing to microwave ever

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Male 567
man that was kool with the grape do whacky.
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Female 963
Wow, the grapes thing kinda blew me away. Everything else was obvious on what not to put into a microwave. Yet it was cool watching the outcome of each item.
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Female 123
i`ve done the grape thing.
it`s fun, and it keeps children amused for hours on end...20 seconds at a time.
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Male 94
haha that was funny !
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Female 283
Hhmm thats interesting
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Male 637
ha.
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Female 500
Wow, didnt know that grapes would do that in a microwave, everything else is pretty obvious on what not to put in a microwave.
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Female 1,071
how many people here write first post as a smack to people who SERIOUSLY write first post like its cool? ( I am among the mockers fyi)

ANYWHO, i like this link but who researches this?

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Male 10,115
Link: Things not to put in your microwave [Rate Link] - Don`t put any of this stuff in there.
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