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Date: 01/04/06 02:29 AM

49 Responses to The Top 30 Facts about Vin Diesel

  1. Profile photo of geoduckheath
    geoduckheath Male 13-17
    169 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 12:47 am
    Link: The Top 30 Facts about Vin Diesel - 30 very untrue facts about the brute.
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    arsejesus Male 13-17
    102 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 12:49 am
    Some of those are the same as the ``Chuck Norris Facts``. I myself prefer the Chuck
  3. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 2:33 am
    Not so funny.
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    metallicblue Female 18-29
    228 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 3:03 am
    not funny at all.
  5. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 4:57 am
    Ahhh hes just an ugly jew
  6. Profile photo of speakerbox
    speakerbox Female 18-29
    55 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 4:59 am
    ^^ his soooooo not ugly
  7. Profile photo of arsejesus
    arsejesus Male 13-17
    102 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 5:00 am
    He soooooooo is too liek
  8. Profile photo of shwing
    shwing Female 13-17
    16 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 5:17 am
    that was the funniets thing i`ve read in ages..call me stupid but its hilarious
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 5:24 am
    Crop circles are Vin`s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the drat down.

    that is my favourite

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    lan_laiho Male 18-29
    150 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 6:21 am
    what the **** is a Vin Diesel?
  11. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 6:37 am
    Funny, but Vin still sucks donkey balls.
  12. Profile photo of BladeofKeyZ
    BladeofKeyZ Male 13-17
    204 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 7:00 am
    Still rather amusing. Deserves a 3.
  13. Profile photo of frankielol
    frankielol Female 13-17
    55 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 7:20 am
    alright..
    my friend fancies vin diesel
    im like wtf??!
  14. Profile photo of PlatinumKate
    PlatinumKate Female 18-29
    301 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 7:24 am
    I hate Vin Diesel.
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    tomsss Male 18-29
    403 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 7:33 am
    "Onions do not make Vin Diesel cry. Vin Diesel makes onions poo themselves" lol stupid crap
  16. Profile photo of rolez
    rolez Female 18-29
    165 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 11:19 am
    Lol that was so funny!

    win diesel is so hot

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    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 11:56 am
    All hail Lord Jonathan, anti-semetic sack of puss!

    All hail Lord Jonathan, the Holocaust denier!

    Bow down before Lord Jonathan, King Nothing.

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    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 11:57 am
    Ah dudr durhh huhuhuhu huh huh

    DURRR....

    "Vin Diesel is hot"

    Durr....

    "That`s not funny."

    Durr....

    "I need to call my friends to see what I think."

    Sheesh.

  19. Profile photo of Mat
    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 12:19 pm
    I don`t like pages that are all linked and are all up here...
  20. Profile photo of gr8nbed69
    gr8nbed69 Female 18-29
    110 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 12:41 pm
    omg, that was funny. yes, stupid, but im a stupid-humor kinda gal.
  21. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 12:55 pm
    Vin Diesel - HOT HOT HOT!!! My favorite is:

    "Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors." LOL I`d like to see that! Well, on second thought.. maybe not

  22. Profile photo of YevraHNairB
    YevraHNairB Male 18-29
    579 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 1:05 pm
    When Vin Diesel drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny

    hahaha...thats some funny stuff.

  23. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 1:26 pm
    That was stupid and pathetic. Sorry.
  24. Profile photo of deuterium
    deuterium Female 13-17
    112 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 1:32 pm
    I agree with Freddyferret.
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    supersassyk8 Female 18-29
    403 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 2:18 pm
    That`s just a lnk from the chuck norris one posted the other week.
    Lame.

    Vin Diesel is still fit.

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    Jex Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 4, 2006 at 2:44 pm
    Very lame.........stolen from Chuck "destroyer of all things" Norris. For example, "since Chuck Norris`s birth roundhouse kick to the head related deaths have increased 15000%" And Vin Diesels a c*** anyway his movies suck ass. At least Chucks are so bad theyre funny.
  27. Profile photo of steelechris
    steelechris Male 18-29
    3 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 3:06 pm
    Vin Deisel is an avid DnD player, he gets respect based completely on that, especially admitting that he`s a dungeon master on national television.
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    Park3r Male 18-29
    44 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 3:53 pm
    "The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face."
    That`s just hilarious!
  29. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 4:19 pm
    that was sweet
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    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 4:40 pm
    I would have thought "Vin is straight" would be the number one fact.
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    Dark_Dragon Female 13-17
    117 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 5:40 pm
    Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

    Ha. I like that one.

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    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 6:00 pm
    That was stupid, but I`ve never laughed as hard in my entire life.

    I thought of Maddox the whole time though, obviously.

  33. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 6:25 pm
    Uh...hey, igmo moron?

    This predates the Chuck Norris top 30.

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    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 6:27 pm
    Duhhrhhhrhhrhr

    "I thought of Maddox caws hees sew kewl!"

    Drerrehurhrhhr

    "I have to ask my friends what i think"

    Durrrrrrr.........................

  35. Profile photo of Singer806
    Singer806 Female 13-17
    24 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 6:28 pm
    Vin Diesel is lame. So was that link.
  36. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 6:30 pm
    Diririuurruhhuhuhuh

    "Vin Diesel is lame."

    Durrrhhrhhrhrhr

  37. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 6:31 pm
    YOU KNOW WHAT?

    WE GET IT!

    DIESEL IS LAME!!!

    YES!!! YOU RULE!!!!

    SO SAY SOMETHING ELSE GO*DDAM*IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. Profile photo of Rockstrongo
    Rockstrongo Male 13-17
    331 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 10:05 pm
    damn these are soo funny
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    magestic Male 30-39
    3 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 11:44 pm
    Heck, Bill Brasky picks his teeth with Vin Diesel`s after eating a nice bowl of hand gernades.
  40. Profile photo of coleycolkins
    coleycolkins Female 13-17
    121 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 11:49 pm
    Tom Cruise invented pink... hahahaha!
    And bigoldjeffry, you are hilarious, but I don`t really know what you`re on about.
  41. Profile photo of Everyonesux
    Everyonesux Male 13-17
    58 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 11:52 pm
    ok and everyone sux
  42. Profile photo of Naoscaire
    Naoscaire Male 18-29
    571 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 2:10 pm
    Words cannot describe how much I hate Vin Diesel. Any girls who think that Vin Diesel is hot should be signed up for a brain biopsy.
  43. Profile photo of anglatay
    anglatay Female 18-29
    379 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 2:59 pm
    Here`s another one: Vin Diesel needs to smack bigoldjeffry into next week because he`s annoying as Vin Diesel is himself.
  44. Profile photo of micky2
    micky2 Male 18-29
    225 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 6:53 pm
    Ummmmmm Queeeeeer
  45. Profile photo of frenchy2612
    frenchy2612 Male 13-17
    66 posts
    January 6, 2006 at 9:40 pm
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  46. Profile photo of AP4MVP
    AP4MVP Male 13-17
    54 posts
    January 7, 2006 at 8:35 pm
    "Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors."
    Classic.lol
  47. Profile photo of Renjiru
    Renjiru Male 13-17
    17 posts
    January 14, 2006 at 11:16 am
    "Vin Diesel lost his virginity before his Father"
  48. Profile photo of ladynerd
    ladynerd Female 18-29
    252 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 4:32 am
    Love it, Vin Diesel is very HOT! Don`t argue it`s fact!
  49. Profile photo of ladynerd
    ladynerd Female 18-29
    252 posts
    January 24, 2008 at 4:08 am
    Actually the Vin Diesel facts came first not Chuck Norris

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