The Top 30 Facts about Vin Diesel

Submitted by: geoduckheath 11 years ago Funny
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty

30 very untrue facts about the brute.
There are 49 comments:
Female 252
Actually the Vin Diesel facts came first not Chuck Norris
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Female 252
Love it, Vin Diesel is very HOT! Don`t argue it`s fact!
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Male 17
"Vin Diesel lost his virginity before his Father"
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Male 54
"Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors."
Classic.lol
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Male 65
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Male 225
Ummmmmm Queeeeeer
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Female 379
Here`s another one: Vin Diesel needs to smack bigoldjeffry into next week because he`s annoying as Vin Diesel is himself.
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Male 571
Words cannot describe how much I hate Vin Diesel. Any girls who think that Vin Diesel is hot should be signed up for a brain biopsy.
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Male 58
ok and everyone sux
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Female 121
Tom Cruise invented pink... hahahaha!
And bigoldjeffry, you are hilarious, but I don`t really know what you`re on about.
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Male 3
Heck, Bill Brasky picks his teeth with Vin Diesel`s after eating a nice bowl of hand gernades.
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Male 331
damn these are soo funny
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Male 594
YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE GET IT!

DIESEL IS LAME!!!

YES!!! YOU RULE!!!!

SO SAY SOMETHING ELSE GO*DDAM*IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Male 594
Diririuurruhhuhuhuh

"Vin Diesel is lame."

Durrrhhrhhrhrhr

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Female 24
Vin Diesel is lame. So was that link.
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Male 594
Duhhrhhhrhhrhr

"I thought of Maddox caws hees sew kewl!"

Drerrehurhrhhr

"I have to ask my friends what i think"

Durrrrrrr.........................

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Male 594
Uh...hey, igmo moron?

This predates the Chuck Norris top 30.

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Male 901
That was stupid, but I`ve never laughed as hard in my entire life.

I thought of Maddox the whole time though, obviously.

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Female 117
Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Ha. I like that one.

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Female 1,403
I would have thought "Vin is straight" would be the number one fact.
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Male 1,083
that was sweet
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Male 44
"The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face."
That`s just hilarious!
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Male 3
Vin Deisel is an avid DnD player, he gets respect based completely on that, especially admitting that he`s a dungeon master on national television.
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Male 1
Very lame.........stolen from Chuck "destroyer of all things" Norris. For example, "since Chuck Norris`s birth roundhouse kick to the head related deaths have increased 15000%" And Vin Diesels a c*** anyway his movies suck ass. At least Chucks are so bad theyre funny.
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Female 403
That`s just a lnk from the chuck norris one posted the other week.
Lame.

Vin Diesel is still fit.

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Female 112
I agree with Freddyferret.
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Male 11,740
That was stupid and pathetic. Sorry.
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Male 579
When Vin Diesel drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny

hahaha...thats some funny stuff.

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Female 550
Vin Diesel - HOT HOT HOT!!! My favorite is:

"Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors." LOL I`d like to see that! Well, on second thought.. maybe not

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Female 110
omg, that was funny. yes, stupid, but im a stupid-humor kinda gal.
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Male 1,523
I don`t like pages that are all linked and are all up here...
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Male 594
Ah dudr durhh huhuhuhu huh huh

DURRR....

"Vin Diesel is hot"

Durr....

"That`s not funny."

Durr....

"I need to call my friends to see what I think."

Sheesh.

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Male 594
All hail Lord Jonathan, anti-semetic sack of puss!

All hail Lord Jonathan, the Holocaust denier!

Bow down before Lord Jonathan, King Nothing.

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Female 165
Lol that was so funny!

win diesel is so hot

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Male 403
"Onions do not make Vin Diesel cry. Vin Diesel makes onions poo themselves" lol stupid crap
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Female 301
I hate Vin Diesel.
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Female 55
alright..
my friend fancies vin diesel
im like wtf??!
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Male 204
Still rather amusing. Deserves a 3.
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Male 1,465
Funny, but Vin still sucks donkey balls.
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Male 150
what the **** is a Vin Diesel?
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Female 1,972
Crop circles are Vin`s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the drat down.

that is my favourite

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Female 16
that was the funniets thing i`ve read in ages..call me stupid but its hilarious
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Male 102
He soooooooo is too liek
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Female 55
^^ his soooooo not ugly
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Male 1,348
Ahhh hes just an ugly jew
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Female 228
not funny at all.
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Female 2,244
Not so funny.
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Male 102
Some of those are the same as the ``Chuck Norris Facts``. I myself prefer the Chuck
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Male 169
Link: The Top 30 Facts about Vin Diesel [Rate Link] - 30 very untrue facts about the brute.
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