Steve - Dont Eat It!

Submitted by: desert_rose 11 years ago Funny
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

Seriously, don"t.
There are 66 comments:
Male 27
The sneeze theme song gets stuck in your head
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Male 451
the first one was funny
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Female 533
*retch*
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Male 733
word cannot discribe how i feel, but i`ll tell you this, i have a wet patch around my groinal area...
ok, that was uncalled for...
this guy is funny...
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Female 32
WOW he rocks i want him for my friend lol he`s hilarious
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Male 131
I looove huitlacoche!! :-)
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Female 141
o god!!!...the moth 1 was soooo disgusting!!...personally..who the hell would eat that!!...(n to u ppl that does eat this please know this wasnt to offend u^^)
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Male 50
I would never have considered eating any of that. Except maybe the milk. ;)
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Female 171
that was sick...i dont feel so hungry ne more...:-P
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Female 357
Yea, I tried beggan stips too. They smelled good but I have a grudge against my curiosity now though. Ew. And btw, this guy is sooo funny! And well written makes it awesome, and pictures and everything. Coolness.
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Female 321
i like the slogan sooooooo much....

`cause it`s true

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Female 46
Uck, that guy is really brave. I could never do anything like that.
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Female 132
lol hilarious
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Male 109
Lmao "If you`re having trouble with the pronounciation, it`s: Cuitlacoche (kweet-lah-KOH-chay) or Huitlacoche (dat-sdratin-NAS-tee)."
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Female 264
oh my god you NEED to go to the sneeze and click Best of sneeze jr. on the left in blacl letters . scroll down till you find the dictionary thing......................ssoo funny..........vaginae....cock a leekie
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Female 264
^^^i meant laughing not kaughin and rat not ray
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Female 264
ha ha ha that was sooo funny i was afraid someone might see me kaughin to myself and if you look around on the site like the ray guy thing its sooo funny he starts screaming and crying like a baby...breast milk is ssoo not bad if its ok to drink when a baby why not now.....ok totally didnt mean that
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Male 404
things*
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Male 404
Ok i gotta say, i have tried beggin` strips, they are pretty nasty... i got curious because my dog loved the thingts so i tried one...and...regret it...
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Male 348
He was eating processed meat paste. What did expect? A three course meal spoon fed to him by the chef who cooked it, Gordon Ramsey?

Tsk.

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Female 54
I`m always telling my mom about this.

I used to work at a family dollar, and people would buy dozens of cans of potted meat at a time. I just hoped that they were feeding cats or something.

I`m not going to mention the other things I witnessed while working there. Let`s just say kidney stones and 16 douches.

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Male 1,725
thats fuc*in awesome
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Female 260
my dog loves beggin strips
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Male 150
lol... this guy should publish a book. however i don`t understand why natto is so disgusting..... it`s good lol
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Female 533
To Steve -- God Bless, Jaleel White

funny, there`s a kid in my school named Jaleel Whiting

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Male 2,600
Actually, a cup of cold breast milk doesn`t sound too bad right now. Any female volunteers?
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Male 425
ha ha ha, nippleteni...
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Male 270
aw.....someone deleted my post! o well....at least they deleted that annoying"first post" too! HAAH
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Female 1,262
Been reading it for months now. Steves funny.
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Male 189
I have eaten all of those in my life. God no dont eat the silk worms dont. I now look like George Dubya
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Male 407
I want to try both the wine he made and breast milk because he said they weren`t too bad, and just to say "I made prison wine then drank it." I would never go near anything else on that list. But honestly, the thought of drinking breast milk doesn`t even wierd me out. Drinking cows milk is kind of wierder.
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Female 158
B R I L L I A N T
Absolutely BRILLIANT
I read everyword!
So funny
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Male 1,407
I like this guy`s style, he`s got a good sense of humor.
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Male 1,425
^yeah.
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Male 528
Very funny, or at least amusing.
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Male 318
is he doing this for free? just to get people to read his blog? he could go on fear factor and make money for eating crap.
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Female 11
I explored the site more, i love this guys 4 year old he`s funny!
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Male 1,586
Good stuff!
And I agree - the fact that it`s well written makes a huge difference.
The breast milk one hit kinda close to home. I made myself taste my wife`s breast milk (seriously, you kind of HAVE to - when else do you get a chance? Only when your tiny, and you don`t remember that). I tasted a little bit and thought, "this isn`t bad...what the HELL AM I DOING??"
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Male 42
Well written...a guy with a scense of adventure and humor...LOve the prison wine!!!
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Female 782
there was a site like this ages ago but they guy never actualy ate it.
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Female 630
OMG melG nato is like soooooooo gross
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Male 382
urg
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Male 2,958
-Unfortunately, swallowing didn`t help dissipate the flavor because the strings of bean jizz melted, coating my mouth and lips with a glistening sheen of sadness.-
-This one`s aroma was slightly more earthy. Do you know that smell of grass right after it`s cut? That`s nice. I was just making chit-chat, because this smelled like rotten eggs tucked into the anus of a dead cat.-
-I`m not very religious, but maybe I should be. Sure, Jesus made wine from water, but I did it with a dirty sock and fruit snacks! You tell me what the bigger miracle is. And I`m not even the son of God...or am I?-

This guy is pretty damn funny.

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Male 4,431
Very funny, actually! Sounds like a writer from SA Forums. Very enjoyable. :-)
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Female 447
Sweet...I`ve had The Sneeze bookmarked for years, but I didn`t think I`d ever see it here at IAB.

Steve is the shiznit.

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Female 252
This post went well with my morning coffee...

I thought it was hilarious!

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Female 1,697
goshhh! today I`ve decided to have breackfast in front of the computer, now I`m not hungry anymore
:(
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Female 290
lol i liked it alot very funny!
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Female 491
I love this site! I couldn`t stop laughing after I read this the first time. Just wish he would hurry up and do some more!
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Male 2,600
`Chocolate breast milk` was quite laughable.
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Male 608
Hes a funny writer. Kind of like the Maddox of crappy food! He even did a `food` review on pickled pork lips. I didn`t know pigs had lips!...
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Female 103
haha, potted meat. gross.
:-D
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Female 20
I, personally, think steve sounds like a great guy who is dedicated to his work. i mean in the short time while in prison he gave a guy a hand job and stabed out his eye, just to get some yeast..:-O aint that just amazing ( ;-) )
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Male 2,567
..........
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Female 2,244
Ugh, the infected corn had to be the worst, followed by the silkworm pupas.
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Female 982
Lol, Steve`s funny.
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Male 396
^^if IAB had any moral consciousness at all, they`d censor the words "first," "post," and "haha." M106D you are the living answer to the question "why are so many people pro choice?"
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Female 1,972
Ick, with a side of dammit that`s nasty!
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Female 882
i love the hungry caterpillar book!
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Male 737
doesn`t load
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Male 1,348
They look more like... dingleberries
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Female 106
The Natto is delicious! I have one box of it in the frig right now.
It tastes great. And the Korean food pupas(?) is good as well. I had it before because my friend gave me some. But now I know it was silk worms. I thought they were hukleberries.
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Female 240
I am curious, however, why IAB censors "f.i.l.t.h.y"?!
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Female 240
This was awesome! "It also smelled kinda like baked beans. If they were baked in the filthy heat of Satan`s f*lthy a**hole." Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Mostly I`m glad he has done these taste tests because now I never, ever have to satisfy my curiosity by myself.
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Female 2,144
Tsk Tsk No Many How Many Times You Tell These Retards Anarch They Will Still Say It. Anyway, I Read 3 Products And Realised He Had Like 3863p596hgvhj More But It Was Mildly Funny.
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Female 217
Link: Steve - Dont Eat It! [Rate Link] - Seriously, don`t.
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