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Date: 01/21/06 02:05 AM

77 Responses to South-Park – Tom Cruise comes out of the cloest

  1. Profile photo of HeyLookAtHer
    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    January 20, 2006 at 9:03 pm
    Link: South-Park - Tom Cruise comes out of the cloest - This episode was taken off the air in England!
  2. Profile photo of i_rule_you
    i_rule_you Female 13-17
    358 posts
    January 20, 2006 at 9:44 pm
    "Dad, Tom Cruise won`t come out of the closet!"


    lmao,that`s awesome.

  3. Profile photo of Ballistik639
    Ballistik639 Male 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 2:31 am
    Rofl. omg that was great.
  4. Profile photo of Dizzy_K
    Dizzy_K Male 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 2:32 am
    Mr. Cruise, Mr. Cruise get out of the closet

    ha ha ha :-D

  5. Profile photo of Xanderz
    Xanderz Male 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 2:34 am
    That Was Funny... "tom cruise is locked in the closett" then "tom cruise, john travolta and me are in the closet" funny but a bit long
  6. Profile photo of FRANCESUX
    FRANCESUX Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2006 at 2:37 am
    why was is taken off the air?
  7. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2006 at 2:40 am
    i usually love south park but this was lame
  8. Profile photo of Ivar
    Ivar Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2006 at 2:51 am
    and I PULL OUT MY GUN!!!

    I`m just glad it`s not Family Guy...WAY too many clips of that on IAB

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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
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    January 21, 2006 at 3:47 am
    R kelly is in the closet...heeheee
  10. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2006 at 3:52 am
    Funny at the beginning. Got repetitive at the end.
  11. Profile photo of boxcar101
    boxcar101 Female 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 5:21 am
    why was that taken off air here? ha ha, ive never watched south park but that was funny!
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    tika12001 Female 18-29
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    January 21, 2006 at 5:23 am
    Well. Now I know why I don`t watch South Park. That was lame.
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    Sexyshivy Female 18-29
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    January 21, 2006 at 7:48 am
    hey im in england and it wasn`t taken off the air cos i watched it :S....
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    tomfoolery1 Male 70 & Over
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    January 21, 2006 at 8:25 am
    it was taken off the air coz they thought cruise may try to sue the channel lol
  15. Profile photo of Juicy__Lucy
    Juicy__Lucy Female 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 8:51 am
    IT WASN`T TAKE OFF THE AIR IN ENGLAND, i watched it last night on paramount.
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    dancing-moo Female 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 9:07 am
    was that really tom cruises voice? i dont know hehe, but if it was he would have agreed to it and not sued them...? it was funny but dragged on a bit!
  17. Profile photo of vivi40000
    vivi40000 Male 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 9:30 am
    gotta come out of the closet, oh my god.

    been wanting to see this but now i have, now im bored again.

    paramount is a channel?! in america we have paramount pictures, for movies.

  18. Profile photo of Manicstoive
    Manicstoive Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2006 at 9:38 am
    I think its all the same company, but Paramount is a comedy channel here in the UK.
  19. Profile photo of Gumdoll
    Gumdoll Female 18-29
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    January 21, 2006 at 9:53 am
    buahahaha
  20. Profile photo of LiLBlond3790
    LiLBlond3790 Female 70 & Over
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    January 21, 2006 at 10:05 am
    i remember this episode, it was really funny.
    "YOU GOTTA COME OUT MAN, OH MAH GAWD!"
  21. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
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    January 21, 2006 at 10:41 am
    omg not the gun again hahahaa
    now im in the closet too lOL
    that was jsut too funny.
    gowd I hate R Kelly
    *wipes tear from eye from laughter*
  22. Profile photo of Juicy__Lucy
    Juicy__Lucy Female 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 10:49 am
    vivi40000 in England we have a channel called Paramount Comedy with all the best programmes from USA, YAY!
  23. Profile photo of SporGrl
    SporGrl Female 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 11:27 am
    lmao
  24. Profile photo of bellarina
    bellarina Female 18-29
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    January 21, 2006 at 11:32 am
    ahhahaah lmao
  25. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
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    January 21, 2006 at 12:04 pm
    Is South Park ever NOT funny?
  26. Profile photo of iluvrevenge
    iluvrevenge Female 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 12:41 pm
    omg i luved that , i was just cracken up! , can somebody explain why it got off air in europe cus if feel bad for europeans
  27. Profile photo of lovestricken
    lovestricken Female 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 1:29 pm
    Lol, hilarious.
  28. Profile photo of lexmex
    lexmex Female 18-29
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    January 21, 2006 at 1:45 pm
    lmao i saw that episode it was so f*ucking hilarious i almost died..literally from laughing
  29. Profile photo of DevilCherub
    DevilCherub Female 18-29
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    January 21, 2006 at 2:05 pm
    very good and good to see a longer clip for once :-) lmao!
  30. Profile photo of HeyLookAtHer
    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 2:19 pm
    soz i made a typo. it was sposed 2 say that it was tried 2 b taken off the air, but public demand got in the way or something.

    ithink the tv channel was scared of being sued by tom cruize after the practicle joke they did to him on Balls of steel on C4

  31. Profile photo of crazyguy24
    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2006 at 2:29 pm
    This is just different clips from that episode, just the closet parts though.
  32. Profile photo of trojanboi
    trojanboi Male 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 2:50 pm
    r kelly...hahahahaha
  33. Profile photo of blackrice
    blackrice Male 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 3:15 pm
    Having R. Kelly in that was genius lol. question, how many parts has he done about "the closet"?
  34. Profile photo of jlnx13
    jlnx13 Female 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 3:41 pm
    ^9 or some massive number like that, but I think there`s going to be 12

    (I`m not completely sure, that`s just what I`ve heard)

  35. Profile photo of DeeBack008
    DeeBack008 Male 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 4:16 pm
    so i PULL OUT MY GUN,
    oh god not this again

    lol

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    glitter bitc Female 13-17
    496 posts
    January 21, 2006 at 4:33 pm
    lol nice
  37. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 4:41 pm
    R. Kelly`s in closet peeing on Tom`s head.
  38. Profile photo of battle-axe
    battle-axe Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2006 at 4:41 pm
    very funny but it wasn`t taken off the air in england.
  39. Profile photo of aliencase
    aliencase Male 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 4:43 pm
    Dancing-moo: If you have ever watched a SP episode you would know that every celebrity voice is impersonated-badly.
  40. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2006 at 4:55 pm
    It wasnt taken off air, I saw it on Paramount!
  41. Profile photo of procker14
    procker14 Female 18-29
    509 posts
    January 21, 2006 at 6:20 pm
    haha tom cruise john travolta and r kelly all just came out of the closet!
  42. Profile photo of Strongbadia7
    Strongbadia7 Female 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 6:24 pm
    YAY! I love SP and this was freakin` HILARIOUS!! Especially the part where Nicole came in to talk to him...hahahaha....katie`s dad would SO kill him and the planet`s IQ average score would raise by about 10 points...
  43. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2006 at 7:59 pm
    hahaha i love john travoltas voice..oh mah gahh! and at the end was the funniest.
  44. Profile photo of Dark_Dragon
    Dark_Dragon Female 13-17
    117 posts
    January 21, 2006 at 8:14 pm
    Tom Cruise got offended and had it taken off.

    ..As if that`s not going to prove anything..

  45. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
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    January 21, 2006 at 8:18 pm
    Hahahahaha! absolutly amazing!!!! Hahahahaha! I hate Tom Cruice and yes he`s a ****
  46. Profile photo of mark87fndr
    mark87fndr Male 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 9:11 pm
    "but i`m not in the closet" "then how am I talking to you tom? Tom you`re not fooling anyone come out of the closet"
  47. Profile photo of Sara2307
    Sara2307 Female 30-39
    9 posts
    January 21, 2006 at 9:46 pm
    R. Kelly is a mess...first Dave Chapelle`s "Piss On You" and now this, hehehe. South Park is brilliant! :-D
  48. Profile photo of dreamschemer
    dreamschemer Female 13-17
    178 posts
    January 21, 2006 at 9:46 pm
    I`ve seen this on television. It`s a good episode, but there`s better. R. Kelly needs to stop the whole "closet" story thing. When the first 5 chapters came out, I watched them all. I just couldn`t turn the channel. I just couldn`t believe he was doing it! It`s not rapping, it`s not singing, it`s not acting! What is it?!?
  49. Profile photo of Sara2307
    Sara2307 Female 30-39
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    January 21, 2006 at 9:48 pm
    AND...I almost forgot! Leonardo DiCaprio = Napolean Dynamite guy?? Hysterical! :-P
  50. Profile photo of redhed311
    redhed311 Female 18-29
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    January 21, 2006 at 9:53 pm
    Hahaha, I love the sheepish "Hi Nicole."
  51. Profile photo of Purple Star
    Purple Star Female 13-17
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    January 21, 2006 at 10:13 pm
    Where`d you get this HeyLookAtHer? Or whoever else knows this answer lol. Cuz everytime I go on southparkstudios.com it gives me all these little short clips
  52. Profile photo of babyy_yn
    babyy_yn Female 13-17
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    January 22, 2006 at 12:42 am
    lol..that was funny..i liked the r kelly part
  53. Profile photo of motivateme
    motivateme Female 18-29
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    January 22, 2006 at 1:51 am
    lol great stuff haha
  54. Profile photo of heyzeus9
    heyzeus9 Female 13-17
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    January 22, 2006 at 12:39 pm
    haha... pun.
    Rkelly sucks
  55. Profile photo of boomerang05
    boomerang05 Female 18-29
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    January 22, 2006 at 4:42 pm
    Ha! Funny as!
  56. Profile photo of ogirl3000
    ogirl3000 Female 13-17
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    January 22, 2006 at 5:30 pm
    LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I love that eposode its the best.
  57. Profile photo of stephie1954
    stephie1954 Female 18-29
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    January 22, 2006 at 6:44 pm
    Pretty funny, it mentioned in the paper here today that it got taken off air in england.
  58. Profile photo of Rock_On37
    Rock_On37 Female 13-17
    263 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 8:21 pm
    Yeah doods Tommy here actually did try to sue bunches of people. Ugh, what a lamer
  59. Profile photo of lizzywizzy
    lizzywizzy Female 18-29
    587 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 8:29 pm
    Since when has niccole kidman been british?
    I thought she was australian? she sounds british in that!
  60. Profile photo of squee13
    squee13 Female 18-29
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    January 24, 2006 at 1:22 pm
    why was that taken off air here? what was so bad about it? huh? huh?!
  61. Profile photo of lizzywizzy
    lizzywizzy Female 18-29
    587 posts
    January 25, 2006 at 1:05 pm
    because it is implying that he and a few other "celebrities" are gay
  62. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 7:34 pm
    It could have also been banned over seas becasue the episode was making fun of Scientology. Scientologist have a history of sueing people and networks that make fun of how ridiculous their religon is. http://www.xenu.net/ used to have this whole episode on their scientology site. But it might have been taken down by now.
  63. Profile photo of VB05
    VB05 Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2006 at 3:58 pm
    "Wow it`s really nice in here, I feel really safe O MAH GAHD!" hahaha, when I saw that on TV I was dying, esp how they worked R Kelly`s stoopid ass R&B soap opera crap into it haha
  64. Profile photo of waypastbored
    waypastbored Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2006 at 4:41 pm
    tommy wouldn`t care, as long as you dont knock scientology
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    p-ball4life Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2006 at 2:06 am
    thanks for quoting it everyone. if you didnt i probably wouldnt have heard it my self a few seconds ago
  66. Profile photo of Topo_Gego
    Topo_Gego Female 18-29
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    January 28, 2006 at 10:01 pm
    ^^ Lighten up. Quoting funny things is fun.
  67. Profile photo of Naoscaire
    Naoscaire Male 18-29
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    March 6, 2006 at 5:05 pm
    Fantastic! I wish people would stop picking on poor Tom Cruise... Wait, no I don`t!
  68. Profile photo of iamnoname
    iamnoname Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2006 at 6:55 am
    "I`m gonna cap some bitch..."
  69. Profile photo of Strongbadia7
    Strongbadia7 Female 13-17
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    March 21, 2006 at 9:08 pm
    I`m soooo angry that they`re taking it off HERE. I think that all ya`ll scientologist people need to lighten up. (I`ll give you a hint. Your religion was MADE UP by a SCIENCE FICTION author.)
  70. Profile photo of mt1045
    mt1045 Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2006 at 7:39 pm
    LOL
    I LOVE THAT EPISODE!
  71. Profile photo of jjcruiser13
    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2006 at 8:43 pm
    I love the part when Tom and John sing back to R Kelly.
    "Now I`m in the closet"
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    jako9b14270 Male 13-17
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    March 31, 2006 at 11:43 pm
    "1. im gonna shoot you both
    2. im gonna cap some bitch
    3. ..."
    ha thats my favorite part
  73. Profile photo of Josh_CR
    Josh_CR Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2006 at 3:07 am
    how can i do to download the video to my computert???? :/
  74. Profile photo of gmedra03
    gmedra03 Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2006 at 2:04 am
    "...and then I PULL OUT MY GUN!"
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    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
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    August 4, 2006 at 6:32 am
    lol that was great!!
  76. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
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    August 8, 2006 at 3:21 pm
    Baelzar and tika2001 you need to get some snse of houmer
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    Damn_ur_ugly Male 13-17
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    October 4, 2006 at 8:32 pm
    there gay? o.O XD

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