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Date: 01/13/06 02:26 AM

102 Responses to Shoe Size to Penis Size Conversion Chart

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 1:33 am
    Link: Shoe Size to Penis Size Conversion Chart - I think some women are going to be disappointed if they are counting on this being accurate.
  2. Profile photo of aamelron
    aamelron Male 18-29
    18 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 2:42 am
    Wow, that things off...for my shoe size I would have a 10 incher.... not saying that I dont anything...SHUT UP
  3. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 2:44 am
    ^^^ no your right if that was accurate we would all be porn stars :-P
  4. Profile photo of b3ach_bum
    b3ach_bum Male 18-29
    220 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 2:44 am
    I`m sure the Asians in this chart are especially happy.

    Remember when you played Cops and Robbers and used your forefinger and thumb to go BANG! ? Well the distance between them outstretched is a better indicator of the size of a man`s Pedro.

  5. Profile photo of TeganRed
    TeganRed Female 18-29
    134 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 2:45 am
    I don`t have a penis, but it says I`d have a 17 cm one...is that for flaccid or erect penises though?
  6. Profile photo of sirab92
    sirab92 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 3:23 am

    You have to multiply the size with -1 if you are a woman.
  7. Profile photo of LilKelc
    LilKelc Female 13-17
    283 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 4:19 am
    5.0 inchs if i was guy lmfao
  8. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 4:24 am
    Well, apparently I`m porn star material, too! Holy crap! And if this were for flaccid versus turgid penises, we`d all need an extra pair of pants just for our Johnsons...

    I tried the outstretched thumb and finger thing and, yeah, much more accurate. Damn! :-(

  9. Profile photo of realblender
    realblender Male 18-29
    536 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 4:34 am
    meh, shoe size is no reflection on penis size, but in women shoe size does reflect on how easy it is to give birth, as larger feet mean larger hips. See, thats 7 years of biology work right there!
  10. Profile photo of clairel1000
    clairel1000 Female 18-29
    7 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 4:53 am
    Apparently my boyfriend is 8.5 inches....yeah i wish!!
  11. Profile photo of SammyFrank
    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 5:50 am
    clairel1000.. feeling unsatisfied? let me know and I`ll take care of you..
  12. Profile photo of speakerbox
    speakerbox Female 18-29
    55 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 6:03 am
    says my boyfriends should be 24 cms! wheres he keep the rest of it then? lol
  13. Profile photo of tomsss
    tomsss Male 18-29
    403 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 6:03 am
    SammyFrank... how about I take care of you with my US shoe size 14... *wink* LOL
  14. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 6:15 am
    yeah we would all be porn stars if that is right... but alot of porn stars are short and fat more tan long:-P

    Simpsons sucks compared to family guy

  15. Profile photo of Agarina
    Agarina Female 18-29
    129 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 6:57 am
    "Now what`s the big idea?"
  16. Profile photo of sean9812
    sean9812 Male 13-17
    73 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 7:20 am
    accordin to this im 6.15 at 13 years old? hmmm
  17. Profile photo of strangergoat
    strangergoat Female 18-29
    588 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 8:20 am
    now i can quickly and easily find out that guy`s penis size!!

    or, i could just pull down his pants, like i usually do.

  18. Profile photo of FRANCESUX
    FRANCESUX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 8:35 am
    marry me
  19. Profile photo of clumsydwarf
    clumsydwarf Male 30-39
    2 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 8:47 am
    Damn...I take a size 15 US shoe...I am off the chart. }-)
  20. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 8:48 am
    Oh stragergoat, always being a slut.
  21. Profile photo of gkennedy
    gkennedy Male 18-29
    26 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 8:56 am
    thats waaaaayyyy off...

    my shoe size is bigger than a 3 )-|

  22. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 9:18 am
    Chart is way off. My unit is really 3 inches... from the ground!

    No, seriously, about a 5 incher. Folded in half!

    Actually, my penis wears its own shoes, to give you some idea.

  23. Profile photo of xris24
    xris24 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 10:19 am
    was accurate for me and my 10 1/2 shoe...guess im lucky.
  24. Profile photo of acdc_rocks91
    acdc_rocks91 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 10:38 am
    this was accurate for me
  25. Profile photo of bobbyo
    bobbyo Male 18-29
    318 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 10:48 am
    Ladies you`ll be excited to know that I have a size 12 1/2 shoe size, give me a call... ;}
  26. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 10:52 am
    World Wide Average for a male 6.63 inches. Doesn`t sound like much, but humans miscalculate length and distance horribly, pull out a ruler...6.63 is purdy long lol. The hand thing isn`t accurate and neither is the shoe thing. The longest natural penis (no porn/unnatural enhancements), according to the world record, is a little over 9.5 inches..so there you go, lol. As for me the shoe chart has me looking for a porn contract too lol. Also, females range from like 5 to 6.5 inches deep so an 8+ incher is stupid anyway...oh and those that think they are 8+...you need to get a ruler too..lol..l8er
  27. Profile photo of bluefoxtim
    bluefoxtim Male 13-17
    10 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 10:58 am
    25% of the Penis is actually inside of you, so it may be more accurate than u think
  28. Profile photo of anglatay
    anglatay Female 18-29
    379 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 11:17 am
    according to this, I`m dating a gift from God.
  29. Profile photo of lovely3
    lovely3 Female 18-29
    28 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 11:39 am
    this is so not true!
  30. Profile photo of Toodlepuff
    Toodlepuff Female 13-17
    158 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 12:12 pm
    I`d be 8.5" if I were a guy.
    Oh frikking cool!
    What`s the average size btw?
  31. Profile photo of Jazz5490
    Jazz5490 Female 13-17
    292 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 12:40 pm
    lol id b a 15 cmer if i were a guy not bad :)
  32. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 12:46 pm
    So I`m meant to have an 11 incher? I can only say I wish.

    Either a woman wrote this, or a man who didnt do his research.

  33. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 12:47 pm
    World record is 9.5" I dont think so considering I`ve done stuff with a guy who was 10", the world record is 13.5"
  34. Profile photo of rocksocks33
    rocksocks33 Female 13-17
    46 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 12:47 pm
    My neighbor wears a 13 shoe. I think I`d better get to know him better. o:-) Lol!
  35. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 12:51 pm
    Studies have been done and there isn`t any corrolation between penis and shoe or hand size at all. And moreover, studies show that NO particular race has larger or smaller penises. All of this stuff is myth which is easy to perpetuate because usually people don`t whip their c**ks out so you can measure it, unless you ask nicely.
  36. Profile photo of janus_games
    janus_games Male 18-29
    294 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 12:54 pm
    yeah, but strangergoat is my kind of slut
  37. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 1:46 pm
    Well I have a size 13 shoe. That`s all I`m sayin`.
  38. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 2:00 pm
    That`s B.S.
  39. Profile photo of DevilCherub
    DevilCherub Female 18-29
    50 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 3:03 pm
    hmmm my boyfriend has a size 13 shoe an his penis fills me up but isnt as big as the chart says. mmmmmm penis :-P
  40. Profile photo of atombomb665
    atombomb665 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 3:15 pm
    my mans is bigger than what the chart says him to be...
  41. Profile photo of Buffyphil
    Buffyphil Male 18-29
    273 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 4:45 pm
    In the Sun yesterday, the guy with the biggest penis in the UK is 13 and a half inches, and 9" when he aint excited.

    Apparently he has had sex with 300 men/women/celebrities too.

    Just thought ud wanna know!
    They also did a celebrity size chart thing but i dont wanna say incase i get sued by some angry Jude Law

  42. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 4:54 pm
    That guy is enhanced..look it up. The largest natural, with proof, is 9.5...why does this matter lol...like i said before women don`t tend to be more than 6.5..maybe 7 inches deep...unless she`s real big and u gotta get past rolls or something...ah!...anyway, lol..i ain`t worried bout it, my lady is happy. LOL, jude law...funny...

    Here`s a question ladies..they say girth is much more important?? true? I think men should be more worried about filling her up than reach`n further in LOL...anyway on i go to yet another I-A-B page...

  43. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 4:57 pm
    I`m surprised by how man guys have measured their "friend" down thier. I`m not that concerned about size but yeah I would have to say that its pretty close , a difference by a few cm`s
  44. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 5:39 pm
    I`ve never actually measured with a ruler or anything, but I know that certainly I`m not nearly as long as my size 12.4 (US) shoes would indicate according this dang chart!

    However, if any ladies would like to test out with me the average length versus average depth so we can post the results for the betterment of the world, I`d be happy to do it...for the sake of science only, of course. ;-)

  45. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 5:43 pm
    I wear a size 14 shoe..... My dink can almost fit in it.
  46. Profile photo of DeeBack008
    DeeBack008 Male 13-17
    214 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 5:46 pm
    accurate for me, i wear a size 8 shoe
  47. Profile photo of cutbullocks
    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 5:51 pm
    11+ its pretty realistic if it means flacid...for me anyway
  48. Profile photo of shipyard
    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 6:20 pm
    RIGHT
    OFF
    THE
    CHARTS

    I have 15EEEE feet, what the hell would that equate to here? Seriously, I wish this were true.

  49. Profile photo of oumaverick
    oumaverick Male 18-29
    206 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 6:38 pm
    I`m a size 13 shoe size. If this were indeed true, i would have to buy bigger pants, lol
  50. Profile photo of Nunder
    Nunder Male 13-17
    11 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 6:41 pm
    Hmm, according to this, I`d be around 12-13 inches. which is 7-8 inches too big. THE CHART LIEEEEEEESSSSSS!
  51. Profile photo of what_if
    what_if Male 13-17
    5 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 6:41 pm
    ha ha im a UK 10 - means im about 9 inches tall, for some reason they don`t actually have size 10. how odd, but yeah anyway, last time my gf measured i was onl 7 - but i have grown since then :P
  52. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 7:00 pm
    The chart is definitely inaccurate for my shoe size... but not by much ;)
  53. Profile photo of Quikshot73
    Quikshot73 Male 13-17
    36 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 7:17 pm
    Hm....size 14...11+ inches WOAH...and 14s are too small :-(
  54. Profile photo of satanicbeast
    satanicbeast Male 18-29
    179 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 7:26 pm
    Wow, Thats actually quite acurate to my size, Im a size UK 9 in shoe and Im 7 1/2 inches down below :D Yeah, I measured it lol...
  55. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 7:33 pm
    10.4..

    AWWRIGHT

  56. Profile photo of Tegeno
    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 7:45 pm
    Lets see i wear a size six so mines...5...inches..is that good?
  57. Profile photo of Stimpy1993
    Stimpy1993 Male 13-17
    283 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 8:08 pm
    some men have foot long penises?
  58. Profile photo of thanna
    thanna Male 18-29
    254 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 8:36 pm
    dang...now i`m depressed
  59. Profile photo of jkagatha
    jkagatha Female 18-29
    53 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 8:53 pm
    I`ve found the size of a guy`s nose to be a more accurate measure to get the size of his business.
    I once dated a guy who wore a US size 15 shoe (he was 6` 8") and he wasn`t more than maybe seven inches. . . .
  60. Profile photo of silador2004
    silador2004 Male 13-17
    74 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 9:44 pm
    i wish this was true...i wear a size twelve shoe haha
  61. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 9:52 pm
    There is NOTHING that can accurately give you the size of a man`s penis through his shoes, nose, ears, or thum to finger. I`ve done research on this. Everyone man`s penis is different very much like every woman`s VAGINA is different. It`s all a bunch of hoopla to get people talking. I know someone who`s thumb to pointer finger is like 6 and a half inches (he`s tall) but I know for a FACT that that is NOT his penis size. (No, I have not seen it, he blatantly told me) He said that it was smaller than that. And that`s OKAY... Just like curvy women are OKAY...
  62. Profile photo of xyourxmomx
    xyourxmomx Female 18-29
    28 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 10:44 pm
    now my boyfriend, who is 6`7", 320 lbs, and size 15 shoe...is DEF not 14+ inches.


    not sayin he dont have anythin, cuz he does, but geesh.

  63. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 11:10 pm
    I wish that could be true man! I`m 43 shoe size (Eu)
  64. Profile photo of iluvrevenge
    iluvrevenge Female 13-17
    369 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 11:23 pm
    OMG , there is this kid in my drama class who is only 4 foot 9 inchis tall but his feet are like a size freekin twelve , ok this chart cannot be right
  65. Profile photo of mezzy-spoon
    mezzy-spoon Male 13-17
    31 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 11:51 pm
    I have size 13 shoes, no joke.
  66. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 14, 2006 at 12:15 am
    Apparently my wang is almost as long as my forearm.
  67. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 14, 2006 at 12:15 am
    boviously this is a joke...
  68. Profile photo of Psyonide
    Psyonide Male 18-29
    55 posts
    January 14, 2006 at 1:16 am
    My shoe size is 16 EEEE. I guess I must have a dick like an anaconda. LOL!
  69. Profile photo of invnxiro
    invnxiro Male 13-17
    5 posts
    January 14, 2006 at 1:54 am
    im 7.25 in .....accorinding to chart tht is..and im onily 13,,,LMAO....inaccurate
  70. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    January 14, 2006 at 2:39 am
    I know it`s not accurate for most people but my boyfriend wears a size 11 and this is accurate for him. :)
  71. Profile photo of Tanny
    Tanny Female 13-17
    93 posts
    January 14, 2006 at 5:16 am
    from all the comments, smaller sizes (of shoes) seem to be more accurate than bigger ones.
  72. Profile photo of Saladin
    Saladin Male 18-29
    36 posts
    January 14, 2006 at 7:53 am
    Well it don`t work for me. I`ve come across many such charts and they are all innacurate for most men.

    One thing is true (from 3 year biology degree).

    Black men have much bigger doodles than Asians for example. And white men are somewhere in between.

    Middle easterners are between white men and asians.

    It all has to do with promiscuousnes of the females in a society.

    In highly protective societies, women tend to stay with one man and these men don`t need large doodles to compete with other men in getting the sperm as deep in as possible.

    Black females are very liberal with the number of sexual encounters they have, thus blacks have big doodles.

    Evolution at it`s finest.

    Let your women run wild and free, and your doodle will be bigger, 50 generations later.

  73. Profile photo of itsas333cret
    itsas333cret Male 13-17
    99 posts
    January 14, 2006 at 11:53 am
    Its accurate for me
  74. Profile photo of naysboat
    naysboat Female 13-17
    32 posts
    January 14, 2006 at 3:23 pm
    if you dont have feet does that mean you dont have a penis lol! ;)
  75. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    January 14, 2006 at 3:54 pm
    wow, it`s cool how honest people are being here and not all saying they`ve got 8+ anatomies! - respect to you lot... but yeah *coughs* halve it * coughs*
  76. Profile photo of cuba
    cuba Male 18-29
    59 posts
    January 14, 2006 at 4:49 pm
    holy crap. i wish that the chart was true. i have a size 15 shoe.:-0
  77. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    January 14, 2006 at 6:16 pm
    im a 10 and a half ;) shoes size, work it out...ladies...
  78. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    January 14, 2006 at 6:17 pm
    and im from the uk ;) lol
  79. Profile photo of naysboat
    naysboat Female 13-17
    32 posts
    January 14, 2006 at 7:35 pm
    sorry i dont want a guy with giant feet
  80. Profile photo of asciiHimself
    asciiHimself Male 18-29
    256 posts
    January 14, 2006 at 9:04 pm
    If this was true my shoes would be about 8 1/2 US...
    Too bad it`s not accurate.. I`m size 14 lol.
  81. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    January 14, 2006 at 10:35 pm
    woooo 7 inches!
  82. Profile photo of Tanny
    Tanny Female 13-17
    93 posts
    January 15, 2006 at 10:06 am
    conclusion:
    1. its just stupid
    and 2. does size really matter? i mean fatter shorter ones would result in more satisfaction (for the females anyway) than really long thin ones .... and realitively long fat ones ...Mmmmmmm
  83. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    January 16, 2006 at 1:14 am
    That`s way too much inches.
  84. Profile photo of DaWeirdo
    DaWeirdo Male 13-17
    637 posts
    January 16, 2006 at 1:16 am
    stupid.
  85. Profile photo of Aphecks
    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    January 16, 2006 at 10:02 am
    Haha... The ruler method is much more accurate.
  86. Profile photo of A3Diesal
    A3Diesal Male 18-29
    47 posts
    January 16, 2006 at 11:38 am
    Shaq wears a size 23 shoe...
  87. Profile photo of Evanesce
    Evanesce Female 13-17
    1 post
    January 16, 2006 at 4:35 pm
    Wow, this is extremely wrong when it comes to my boyfriend lol; it says he is much smaller than he is!
  88. Profile photo of boomerang05
    boomerang05 Female 18-29
    439 posts
    January 16, 2006 at 6:58 pm
    Ha ha.
  89. Profile photo of Fussy
    Fussy Female 13-17
    138 posts
    January 17, 2006 at 3:14 pm
    5.0 and Im female! Check it out 8-)
  90. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    January 18, 2006 at 8:17 am
    9.6 inches, YES! .....or no :( About 2 inches off.
  91. Profile photo of Melxoxo
    Melxoxo Female 18-29
    335 posts
    January 18, 2006 at 8:26 am
    shoe size, nose size, length of finger to thumb, etc.. all bullsh*t
  92. Profile photo of pinker
    pinker Female 18-29
    427 posts
    January 19, 2006 at 11:55 pm
    IF that was true....

    my boyfriend has size 13 and its not on the list...its big but not over 11 inches maybe 8 or 9

  93. Profile photo of me_rock93
    me_rock93 Male 13-17
    1 post
    January 20, 2006 at 9:14 pm
    Hey this has to be off because I am not on the chart because I have a size 17 shoe no i am not kidding. I probably wouldnt be able to walk if this was correct
  94. Profile photo of DaWeirdo
    DaWeirdo Male 13-17
    637 posts
    January 27, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    On 1/19/2006 11:55:45 PM pinker wrote: IF that was true.... my boyfriend has size 13 and its not on the list...its big but not over 11 inches maybe 8 or 9
    I`m sure your boyfriend has a nine inch penis, little girl.
  95. Profile photo of phalenk
    phalenk Male 13-17
    18 posts
    February 10, 2006 at 6:17 pm
    5 1/2 incher it worked for me
  96. Profile photo of SirWheaton
    SirWheaton Male 13-17
    201 posts
    February 26, 2006 at 12:56 pm
    woah so i`m a 11+???
  97. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 1:57 am
    O.......KKK
  98. Profile photo of tyman12
    tyman12 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:41 am
    according to this i am an 8.5 in at 13
  99. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    I am apparently supposed to be 26.4 cm wtf I just have big feet is all you unfair chart
  100. Profile photo of Voidprophet
    Voidprophet Male 18-29
    5 posts
    July 27, 2009 at 12:54 am
    This makes me sad, because I have a normal rooster but according to this it`s supposed to be at least ten inches.

    Damnit God, I demand an answer!

  101. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    i wish i had a 10 inch dick...
  102. Profile photo of Kaid-
    Kaid- Female 18-29
    38 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    so not true, but i wish it is.lmfao

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