Shoe Size to Penis Size Conversion Chart

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago Funny

I think some women are going to be disappointed if they are counting on this being accurate.
There are 102 comments:
Female 38
so not true, but i wish it is.lmfao
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Male 1,182
i wish i had a 10 inch dick...
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Male 5
This makes me sad, because I have a normal rooster but according to this it`s supposed to be at least ten inches.

Damnit God, I demand an answer!

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Male 1,918
I am apparently supposed to be 26.4 cm wtf I just have big feet is all you unfair chart
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Male 12
according to this i am an 8.5 in at 13
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Male 919
O.......KKK
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Male 201
woah so i`m a 11+???
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Male 18
5 1/2 incher it worked for me
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Male 637
[quote]On 1/19/2006 11:55:45 PM pinker wrote: IF that was true.... my boyfriend has size 13 and its not on the list...its big but not over 11 inches maybe 8 or 9[/quote]
I`m sure your boyfriend has a nine inch penis, little girl.
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Male 1
Hey this has to be off because I am not on the chart because I have a size 17 shoe no i am not kidding. I probably wouldnt be able to walk if this was correct
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Female 427
IF that was true....

my boyfriend has size 13 and its not on the list...its big but not over 11 inches maybe 8 or 9

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Female 335
shoe size, nose size, length of finger to thumb, etc.. all bullsh*t
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Male 943
9.6 inches, YES! .....or no :( About 2 inches off.
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Female 138
5.0 and Im female! Check it out 8-)
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Female 439
Ha ha.
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Female 1
Wow, this is extremely wrong when it comes to my boyfriend lol; it says he is much smaller than he is!
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Male 47
Shaq wears a size 23 shoe...
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Male 641
Haha... The ruler method is much more accurate.
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Male 637
stupid.
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Female 2,244
That`s way too much inches.
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Female 92
conclusion:
1. its just stupid
and 2. does size really matter? i mean fatter shorter ones would result in more satisfaction (for the females anyway) than really long thin ones .... and realitively long fat ones ...Mmmmmmm
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Female 1,652
woooo 7 inches!
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Male 256
If this was true my shoes would be about 8 1/2 US...
Too bad it`s not accurate.. I`m size 14 lol.
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Female 32
sorry i dont want a guy with giant feet
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Male 2,510
and im from the uk ;) lol
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Male 2,510
im a 10 and a half ;) shoes size, work it out...ladies...
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Male 59
holy crap. i wish that the chart was true. i have a size 15 shoe.:-0
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Male 2,586
wow, it`s cool how honest people are being here and not all saying they`ve got 8+ anatomies! - respect to you lot... but yeah *coughs* halve it * coughs*
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Female 32
if you dont have feet does that mean you dont have a penis lol! ;)
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Male 99
Its accurate for me
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Male 36
Well it don`t work for me. I`ve come across many such charts and they are all innacurate for most men.

One thing is true (from 3 year biology degree).

Black men have much bigger doodles than Asians for example. And white men are somewhere in between.

Middle easterners are between white men and asians.

It all has to do with promiscuousnes of the females in a society.

In highly protective societies, women tend to stay with one man and these men don`t need large doodles to compete with other men in getting the sperm as deep in as possible.

Black females are very liberal with the number of sexual encounters they have, thus blacks have big doodles.

Evolution at it`s finest.

Let your women run wild and free, and your doodle will be bigger, 50 generations later.

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Female 92
from all the comments, smaller sizes (of shoes) seem to be more accurate than bigger ones.
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Female 1,603
I know it`s not accurate for most people but my boyfriend wears a size 11 and this is accurate for him. :)
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Male 5
im 7.25 in .....accorinding to chart tht is..and im onily 13,,,LMAO....inaccurate
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Male 55
My shoe size is 16 EEEE. I guess I must have a dick like an anaconda. LOL!
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Male 10,440
boviously this is a joke...
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Male 10,440
Apparently my wang is almost as long as my forearm.
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Male 31
I have size 13 shoes, no joke.
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Female 369
OMG , there is this kid in my drama class who is only 4 foot 9 inchis tall but his feet are like a size freekin twelve , ok this chart cannot be right
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Male 1,521
I wish that could be true man! I`m 43 shoe size (Eu)
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Female 28
now my boyfriend, who is 6`7", 320 lbs, and size 15 shoe...is DEF not 14+ inches.


not sayin he dont have anythin, cuz he does, but geesh.

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Female 648
There is NOTHING that can accurately give you the size of a man`s penis through his shoes, nose, ears, or thum to finger. I`ve done research on this. Everyone man`s penis is different very much like every woman`s VAGINA is different. It`s all a bunch of hoopla to get people talking. I know someone who`s thumb to pointer finger is like 6 and a half inches (he`s tall) but I know for a FACT that that is NOT his penis size. (No, I have not seen it, he blatantly told me) He said that it was smaller than that. And that`s OKAY... Just like curvy women are OKAY...
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Male 74
i wish this was true...i wear a size twelve shoe haha
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Female 53
I`ve found the size of a guy`s nose to be a more accurate measure to get the size of his business.
I once dated a guy who wore a US size 15 shoe (he was 6` 8") and he wasn`t more than maybe seven inches. . . .
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Male 254
dang...now i`m depressed
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Male 283
some men have foot long penises?
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Male 1,066
Lets see i wear a size six so mines...5...inches..is that good?
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Male 2,486
10.4..

AWWRIGHT

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Male 179
Wow, Thats actually quite acurate to my size, Im a size UK 9 in shoe and Im 7 1/2 inches down below :D Yeah, I measured it lol...
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Male 36
Hm....size 14...11+ inches WOAH...and 14s are too small :-(
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Male 2,600
The chart is definitely inaccurate for my shoe size... but not by much ;)
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Male 5
ha ha im a UK 10 - means im about 9 inches tall, for some reason they don`t actually have size 10. how odd, but yeah anyway, last time my gf measured i was onl 7 - but i have grown since then :P
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Male 11
Hmm, according to this, I`d be around 12-13 inches. which is 7-8 inches too big. THE CHART LIEEEEEEESSSSSS!
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Male 206
I`m a size 13 shoe size. If this were indeed true, i would have to buy bigger pants, lol
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Male 630
RIGHT
OFF
THE
CHARTS

I have 15EEEE feet, what the hell would that equate to here? Seriously, I wish this were true.

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Male 393
11+ its pretty realistic if it means flacid...for me anyway
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Male 214
accurate for me, i wear a size 8 shoe
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Male 1,149
I wear a size 14 shoe..... My dink can almost fit in it.
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Male 4,431
I`ve never actually measured with a ruler or anything, but I know that certainly I`m not nearly as long as my size 12.4 (US) shoes would indicate according this dang chart!

However, if any ladies would like to test out with me the average length versus average depth so we can post the results for the betterment of the world, I`d be happy to do it...for the sake of science only, of course. ;-)

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Male 1,083
I`m surprised by how man guys have measured their "friend" down thier. I`m not that concerned about size but yeah I would have to say that its pretty close , a difference by a few cm`s
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Male 1,039
That guy is enhanced..look it up. The largest natural, with proof, is 9.5...why does this matter lol...like i said before women don`t tend to be more than 6.5..maybe 7 inches deep...unless she`s real big and u gotta get past rolls or something...ah!...anyway, lol..i ain`t worried bout it, my lady is happy. LOL, jude law...funny...

Here`s a question ladies..they say girth is much more important?? true? I think men should be more worried about filling her up than reach`n further in LOL...anyway on i go to yet another I-A-B page...

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Male 273
In the Sun yesterday, the guy with the biggest penis in the UK is 13 and a half inches, and 9" when he aint excited.

Apparently he has had sex with 300 men/women/celebrities too.

Just thought ud wanna know!
They also did a celebrity size chart thing but i dont wanna say incase i get sued by some angry Jude Law

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Male 2
my mans is bigger than what the chart says him to be...
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Female 50
hmmm my boyfriend has a size 13 shoe an his penis fills me up but isnt as big as the chart says. mmmmmm penis :-P
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Female 1,062
That`s B.S.
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Male 11,740
Well I have a size 13 shoe. That`s all I`m sayin`.
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Male 294
yeah, but strangergoat is my kind of slut
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Male 4,014
Studies have been done and there isn`t any corrolation between penis and shoe or hand size at all. And moreover, studies show that NO particular race has larger or smaller penises. All of this stuff is myth which is easy to perpetuate because usually people don`t whip their c**ks out so you can measure it, unless you ask nicely.
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Female 46
My neighbor wears a 13 shoe. I think I`d better get to know him better. o:-) Lol!
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Male 2,216
World record is 9.5" I dont think so considering I`ve done stuff with a guy who was 10", the world record is 13.5"
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Male 2,216
So I`m meant to have an 11 incher? I can only say I wish.

Either a woman wrote this, or a man who didnt do his research.

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Female 290
lol id b a 15 cmer if i were a guy not bad :)
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Female 158
I`d be 8.5" if I were a guy.
Oh frikking cool!
What`s the average size btw?
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Female 28
this is so not true!
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Female 379
according to this, I`m dating a gift from God.
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Male 10
25% of the Penis is actually inside of you, so it may be more accurate than u think
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Male 1,039
World Wide Average for a male 6.63 inches. Doesn`t sound like much, but humans miscalculate length and distance horribly, pull out a ruler...6.63 is purdy long lol. The hand thing isn`t accurate and neither is the shoe thing. The longest natural penis (no porn/unnatural enhancements), according to the world record, is a little over 9.5 inches..so there you go, lol. As for me the shoe chart has me looking for a porn contract too lol. Also, females range from like 5 to 6.5 inches deep so an 8+ incher is stupid anyway...oh and those that think they are 8+...you need to get a ruler too..lol..l8er
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Male 318
Ladies you`ll be excited to know that I have a size 12 1/2 shoe size, give me a call... ;}
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Male 318
this was accurate for me
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Male 9
was accurate for me and my 10 1/2 shoe...guess im lucky.
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Male 2,720
Chart is way off. My unit is really 3 inches... from the ground!

No, seriously, about a 5 incher. Folded in half!

Actually, my penis wears its own shoes, to give you some idea.

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Male 26
thats waaaaayyyy off...

my shoe size is bigger than a 3 )-|

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Male 2,616
Oh stragergoat, always being a slut.
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Male 2
Damn...I take a size 15 US shoe...I am off the chart. }-)
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Male 396
marry me
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Female 588
now i can quickly and easily find out that guy`s penis size!!

or, i could just pull down his pants, like i usually do.

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Male 73
accordin to this im 6.15 at 13 years old? hmmm
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Female 129
"Now what`s the big idea?"
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Male 567
yeah we would all be porn stars if that is right... but alot of porn stars are short and fat more tan long:-P

Simpsons sucks compared to family guy

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Male 403
SammyFrank... how about I take care of you with my US shoe size 14... *wink* LOL
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Female 55
says my boyfriends should be 24 cms! wheres he keep the rest of it then? lol
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Male 1,030
clairel1000.. feeling unsatisfied? let me know and I`ll take care of you..
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Female 7
Apparently my boyfriend is 8.5 inches....yeah i wish!!
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Male 536
meh, shoe size is no reflection on penis size, but in women shoe size does reflect on how easy it is to give birth, as larger feet mean larger hips. See, thats 7 years of biology work right there!
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Male 4,431
Well, apparently I`m porn star material, too! Holy crap! And if this were for flaccid versus turgid penises, we`d all need an extra pair of pants just for our Johnsons...

I tried the outstretched thumb and finger thing and, yeah, much more accurate. Damn! :-(

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Female 283
5.0 inchs if i was guy lmfao
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Male 2

You have to multiply the size with -1 if you are a woman.
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Female 134
I don`t have a penis, but it says I`d have a 17 cm one...is that for flaccid or erect penises though?
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Male 220
I`m sure the Asians in this chart are especially happy.

Remember when you played Cops and Robbers and used your forefinger and thumb to go BANG! ? Well the distance between them outstretched is a better indicator of the size of a man`s Pedro.

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Male 1,348
^^^ no your right if that was accurate we would all be porn stars :-P
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Male 18
Wow, that things off...for my shoe size I would have a 10 incher.... not saying that I dont anything...SHUT UP
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Male 10,115
Link: Shoe Size to Penis Size Conversion Chart [Rate Link] - I think some women are going to be disappointed if they are counting on this being accurate.
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