Pokemon Kid

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Entertainment
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1976314898516214440

When this kid grows up, he might look back on this with some embarassment.
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Male 35
coolest. drating. guitar. ever.
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Female 3
In two years, he`s gonna see that video and shoot himself in the face.
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Male 17
... okay... it sounds like he`s saying a nude picture lies ahead, the battle has begun. the land of porn brings a brand new player, and i`ll be number one. the gay chicken is by my side, something something massage...

...wtf...

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Male 155
Is it just me or do all card fads last one year?
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Male 2
lol kinda scarey but..
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Female 65
Are u sure that`s a guy? He looks kinda like a girl...Cute though!
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Male 986
lol 1 post/month... whoa that guy is.... maybe already hating himself: i makes almost a year since the taping of this...
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Male 447
woah wat a loser
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Male 136
Wow, just wow i will never look at pokemon the same way again...
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Male 66
hahaha he was good he learnt all the words im showing all my friends and my bros ftriends its so funny :-P
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Male 66
really good job ghostkev i reckon they r the lyricsi think this is totally funny he must hav worked hard better then those two guys he actiolly learnt the words anyway ta ta every1
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Male 13
wtf is he saying nude picture in the begining in that song? )-|
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Female 8
it sound embarassing not for him for me
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Male 67
I beleive these are the lyrics...


A new adventure lies ahead,
The battle has begun.
The land of Hoenn brings a brand new quest,
And i`ll be number one.

Mudkip and Treeko are by my side,
And Torchic to fuel my fire,
I`m gunna be a pokemon master,
In ruby and sapphire.

(Pokemon)
A hundred new,
Of course there`s still Pikachu
(Pokemon)

The Adventure Never ends,
In a world we must defend.

(Pokemon)
Aqua Magma, Better get back
When me and my shroomish starts to attack.
I know i`ll be at the top of the pack of POKEMON
(Gotta Catch em` All)

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Male 22
At least he`s only a child.
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Female 19
ETA: Holy crap, this was on V-H1?!
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Female 19
Wow, this kid`s an internet celebrity now. I wonder if any of his school chums happened to see his little escapade.
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Female 105
oh ya this si so funny my ex boyfriend was playin pokemon on a gameboy and hes a sophmore!!!
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Female 105
thats not even the song and how can u even tell its a boy it lookslike a girl!
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Male 11
Huh. Sounds like He/she is singing it in Japanese or something
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Female 6
wait a sec, iv just noticed sumthing! He has long hair nd then a really bad fringe! oh my god is this a gender confusion coz it sounds lyk a girl
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Female 6
aw bless him, He`s so cute i cud just cuddle him and never let go! Aw he reminds me of Snorlax from Pokemon actually or Slowpoke hmmm a cross between Slowpoke and Snorlax then lol )-|
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Female 46
Awww, that little kid`s so cute!
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Male 361
I was wondering the same thing skippinggirl. He must of got his parents pretty P.O.ed.
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Female 65
GO THE MULLET!

But watching this makes me wonder... did his folks film this and then post it on the web or what`s the story?

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Female 46
Eh?
Lame.
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Male 12
"Gotta catch them all"
Looks like he did.
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Female 2,244
I`ve never seen a kid have so much Pokemon stuff.
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Female 10
Atleast he still is at the age where parents will buy him the stuff...and it`s not creepy yet. Unlike my uncle, who obcesses over Disney, and he`s 50-something.
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Male 75
GD, yes to both.....Aaaanyhoo, this kid scared me. It physically hurt me to watch this video. 1. He`s ugly. 2. He`s fat. 3. He has a mullet. 4. He made a music video. 5. He is totally obsessed with Pokemon. This is not cute, as some here have said. This is an abomination!
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Male 81
Go to second 30, and listen to what he says.

Am I crazy, or did he just say "Our fortress will beat the jews"?

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Female 1,652
that sorta scared me. It was like a pokemon shrine in the background lol...creepy :-P
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Female 993
You`d think the parents would stop buying pokemon stuff after a while...I guess not.
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Male 48
I caught `em all once... but that was when there were only 150... and in grade school, where you didn`t have to look far for another kid with a gameboy playing pokemon.
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Male 799
it sounded like...it... said "im hungry toooooo i think ill eat pikachuuu" lol listen close
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Male 799
what did getcrunk say?
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Male 1,066
i have nothing to say..
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Male 761
awwwwww
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Female 529
My ears hurt.
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Male 54
I was never able to ctach `em all. :-(
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Female 340
Obsessed with Pokemon...and I thought I was the most obsessed child when I was little with Pokemon.
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Male 283
What the hell is he even singing? those arent the words.
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Male 283
I wonder if he has any friends.
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Female 630
hold on i swear he said "and im hungry too"
ahh well. thats life
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Female 630
omg Lebuzzle that was exactly what i was thinking...
damn that kid sure is talented @ guitar i mean.. wow.
ahh. im disturbed
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Male 67
I`ma pokemon fan too but thats extreme lol
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Male 67
Least the kid is enjoying what he/she likes lol
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Female 321
I just watched it again , and I realised it was a girl!!! , I think...
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Male 59
That is the best thing..possibly ever
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Male 194
Thats probobly not all off its stuff, but seriously, its not really the kids falt more than it is the parents. Its those damned animators, and writers. Same goes with Yu-Gi-Oh, i mean its like they made those shows to turn little kids into fat, brain-dead, and straight out sad and un-healthy kids. It just shows what greed has done to this world. >-(
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Male 73
It`s a SHE people.
She is obviously just a little spoiled which made her mentally ill hence her doing something as...well, my vocabulary is not wide enough but this is not good news for our society.
As soon as she is 19, she will get mugged and die. Fact.
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Male 305
wow, thats a lot of pokemon junk! well, i shouldnt be talking, I have a ton of old broken computers in my basement...
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Male 215
His parents should not let him get that obbsessed. If they care about him, they should encourage other healthy hobbies. Pokemon`s okay for kids, just not to that extent.
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Female 646
Yea, I think he will grow out of it. And Anarch,
Your completly right. That kid looks spoiled, though it is good that he found somthing he likes to do. And by the way, I`ve seen people getting mad at this getcrunk guy on loads of topics, but i can never see what he postes. does anyone know how I could find out?
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Female 331
nice guitar!
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Male 270
just in my opinion
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Male 270
kids like that need some sence knocked into their parents
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Male 49
hahahahah what a fag.
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Male 15
He`s like what 10? It`s not like he`s going to be a pokemon geek for the rest of his life, it will be something he will grow out of. It is crazy though how much pokemon stuff he has, the guitar, pillows, dolls, figurines etc. Maybe he throws hissy fits lol
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Male 135
I can see that he`s going to have trouble getting a girlfriend in a couple years... and did anybody notice the pokemon guitar that he didn`t even know how to play? seems to me that his parents are desperate to show him how much they love him.
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Male 379
funny....he`s a little kid tho its ok for him to be obsesed
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Male 15
Well I gotta admit he can sing better than I ever could. His obsession with pokemone is a bit over the top, but at least its something that wont hurt him in the long run. We`ve all had the obsession phase and some of us still do, it might by G.I. Joe, Barbies, Legos, etc. Even though he could moderate his pokeman craze a bit
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Male 619
wow, i remember when i was like 6 i had an obssesion with Jurrasic Park, good he`s doin` something he likes but geez, lord help him grow out of it
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Male 85
That kid needs to go camping, for about a year.. Or better yet hunting.
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Female 1,426
hahaha
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Female 171
Who the hell is getcrunk?!?
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Male 730
im pretty sure getcrunk was deleted. man, that was great. i have a gameboy emulator on my computer with only one game. POKEMON CRYSTAL. almost as useless as pepsi crystal. and flippant that post was funny enough to beg you to not stop posting...ever. hahahhahaha...channeling thor.
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Male 733
Punky_Goth, i agree, i cant find this getcrunk anywhere!
That kids obsessed though...
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Female 143
Lol I`d say my obsession with Buffy is just as bad, sometimes its fun to collect stuff, and hey its a hobby, though he might want to take up tennis or something and burn off some pounds lol.
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Female 496
ok, that`s creepy. poor warped kid.
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Male 21
I want that guitar!
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Male 1,523
Usually when you just get the after comments, the post`s been deleted. Or it`s on YT.

I like Pokemon...

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Male 601
i know punky goth me neither this getcrunk is myserious!

THAT KID HAS A FRIGGIN MULLET!

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Male 58
little obseesed kids grow up to be obsessed adults and teens
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Female 38
Hang on, who is GetCrunk? I can`t see his/her comments anywhere- what have they said? :-/ + btw, jeez this kid is OBSESSED! I mean, its gr8 that he is doing something he obviously enjoys but if he doesnt grow out of it, he mite get bullied LOADS. + yeah, the hair ain`t cool...
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Female 1,697
poor kid, he really needs to have a friend and save his money for something usefull, I mean, how much money has he spent for all that crap?
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Male 58
reminds me of this kid:


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Male 615
Pokemon and YuGiOh cards scare me...when i got to the point where i was tired of them, i set one on fire and it burned GREEN! I`m not kidding! THEY ARE POSESSED I TELL YOU!

By the way quit making fun of the kid he looked like he had a mental disability

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Female 125
I went through a mild Pokemon stage, and seeing that makes me glad I got out of it fast!
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Male 2,486
STimpy, he cant have a life, he`s like 8... What do you want him to do? Go out and party?
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Female 133
i remember watchin people duel with their pokemon cards....but i think the whole pokemon mania crazy people died out in the 90`s
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Female 328
that was cute, but...that WAS a boy, right?
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Male 1,083
ouch thats a bad obsession, I remeber when everone was obsessed with Pokemon, I had a bunch of pokemon cards also . But yeah someones gotta ween him off of that stuff or he is going to be a very strange person
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Male 55
that was awsome! pokemon is such a fun game. the one for gameboy. squirtle rules!
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Female 158
gotta catch them all!!
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Male 194
Well he beats 50cent. Bloody talentless hack, even for a rapper. *mumble mumble*
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Female 550
It`s cool that he has something that he likes to collect! Great collection too! But... his parents need to convince him to get rid of the mullet. Also, a little exercise wouldn`t hurt. Not to be mean, but he might have problems with his weight when he gets older.
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Male 283
That fat kid is too SPOILED, he should get a life :-/ and a haircut too.
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Female 263
LOL...i remember when i was obsessed with pokemon for like two years...ah. life was so simple back then.
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Female 447
The kid is a boy cos his name is Zach. And on that subject, I think his hairdo is much more disconcerting than his obsession with Pokemon....every little kid goes through a collector phase (and some never outgrow it), but that holy-rollin` mullet is gonna get that kid beat up unless he starts channelling Thor ASAP!
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Female 782
why is every1 so sure this kid is a boy?
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Male 157
i swear, that show brainwashed some of the best of us...and seriously...why have a guitar if you`re not even going to attempt to play it?
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Female 290
i thought the pikachu guitar was cute it adds to the effect and get crunk did you specifically come on this board to get bashed its a little kid enjoying his innocence while he still has it you gonna deny him that then your just plain twisted
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Male 1,407
Why the hell is he holding a guitar?
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Female 109
^i agree... and Getcrunk, you`re a loser. So shut your mouth and stop trying to pick fights. Dont post here again, we don`t care what you have to say...
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Male 11
This Kid Has Pokemon Everything... But Hes Not Really Mega Old Is He, Everyone Probabaly Had That Kind Of Obsession with Things Like He Does And GetCrunk.. if i was mr t i would pity you.. but i dont have to be to think you have no life and pitty you for it and t r y i n g to dodge filters shows you are the most amazing person ever... idiot
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Male 5
These are dark days
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Female 206
i can get past the singing but not the mullet. kids do weird things, i myself, still have videotape of me 14 years ago singing along to new kids on the block. god i miss jordan.
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Male 641
[quote]On 1/7/2006 4:07:59 AM streb wrote: I always found Pokemon vaguely sinister - I mean its basically capturing wild animals and forcing them to fight eachother until thye`re nearly dead. You just know that there were underground fighting groups out there who gave their pokemons knives and threw them into a ring with a bear or something. I`d still watch that though, it sounds cool.[/quote]

Haha I think that is the funniest thing that I have heard in months. Yeah this kid is definately going to be embarassed in about 5 years when his parents decide to show his girlfriend and friends this tape... Getcrunk you sound like a fool by the way.

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Male 25
Now that`s a collection.
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Male 142
I always found Pokemon vaguely sinister - I mean its basically capturing wild animals and forcing them to fight eachother until thye`re nearly dead. You just know that there were underground fighting groups out there who gave their pokemons knives and threw them into a ring with a bear or something.

I`d still watch that though, it sounds cool.

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Female 134
LMAO! I`m nearly crying, omg that kid`s gunna hate himself in another 5 years! Who`s taping him? Mum/dad...I`m sure they`re so proud.
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Male 1,348
Wow look at all the skirting around the laungage filters! :-O Maybe i`ll get in trouble in the place of others again if im lucky. :-P
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Female 266
Aww hes such a cute little kid, it would be disturbing if it was a teenager though!
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Male 979
i asked first, please and thank you.
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Male 979
hey guess whos back to post on an obscure thread? ME. get crunk, gtfo.
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Female 8
Haha cute, wouldn`t be if he was an adult
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Female 1,382
Battle of the Noobs!
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Female 1,382
Not to metion several figurines and a poke ball..and poke dex.. and some books... >.< I`M A FREAK!
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Female 1,382
What a freaky team Rocket in that pic! OMG... shames me out so much... I had that CD when I was lil... and I have those GBA games (which I played today in fact) -.-`
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Male 1,348
so he has an obsession. At his age its ok I think. I had a few at that age as well.
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Male 2,486
In fact, just quit posting, ok? Thanks.
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Male 2,486
getcrunk, your not funny, or tough, im sorry to say.
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Female 7
aw i want one
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Female 2
I think it`s cute, at least he`s doing something he likes
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Female 260
gotta catch em all
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Female 106
Well. He`s just a kid. Sounds like he`s having fun.
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Male 10,115
Link: Pokemon Kid [Rate Link] - When this kid grows up, he might look back on this with some embarassment.
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