Lean Pocket Dieting

Submitted by: FrogBomb 11 years ago Funny
http://www.hotpockets.com/lean/tales/

Loose 100 pounds by eating Hot Pockets?
There are 16 comments:
Female 264
wow what liars " i lost a billion pounds by eating poo!" :-D
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Female 706
Enohead... lmao.
To the story: you just know that in a few months from now, some fat f*ck is going to sue whoever makes hot pockets, becuase they didn`t read the fine print, and they thought they could just sit on their ass and stuff their face with 20 lean pockets an hour and that would make them lose weight, and guess what? It doesn`t work. Funny.
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Male 393
this is BS u dont lose weight eating hot pockets!
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Male 730
hahahahha...dill hole. im almost positive that a dill hole is one of the the little holes in a bowling ball that you put your fingers in. weird wasy to insult someone.
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Female 1,062
Ugh I used to eat those all the time and now I`m sick of them.
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Male 1,586
Okay, I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again. Stop putting the extra "o" in the word "lose."
Once more, here`s a helpful reminder:
Lose: To be unsuccessful in retaining possession of; misplace. Like your keys.
Loose: Not tight-fitting. Like your mom.
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Female 206
gosh frog bomb why`d you have to go and bring midgets into this? and they`re now known as little people dillhole.
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Female 1,972
I agree with the swimming and not eating a bunch of pooe. The Breakfast Pockets are nummy in bacon egg and cheese.
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Male 2,567
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Male 161
it`s just so ridiculous though, you don`t loose the weight of a midget having a high calorie, not nessisarly low fat (veggies and fruit have less), super high sodium and about 40 grams of carbohidrates as any kind of really suitable daily staple! Just enjoy the corney wonder!
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Female 2,144
In Australia We Call Hot Pockets, Pizza Pockets. Quite Reasonable. Eat Less, Excerise More Are The Only Words To Live By When Trying To Lose Weight.
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Female 648
Individuals lost weight by exercising and eating a balanced, reduced-calorie diet that included LEAN POCKETS® brand stuffed sandwiches with 7 grams of fat. Their results are not typical. Your loss if any will vary. Nestlé does not endorse the diet Anthony created and cautions anyone embarking on a weight-loss plan to consult their physician.
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Male 18
Who ever posted this is a moron. Look at fine print they excersied and dieted and ate right. I can gurantee you there are much better things you can eat to go along with EXCERISE AND PROPER DIET. Dont think you can just eat these and sudenly loose weight. This is a worthless link, im sorry. So much i created a account to say so.

Wanna loose weight? Don`t eat like a pig, and swim. (it works alot of different muscles, plus its the least hurtful on your joints and ect. Also, you dont get sweaty and gross feeling =P

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Female 2,244
^^It`s microwave pizzas, kind of.

"Their results are not typical. Your loss if any will vary."

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Female 134
I`ve never heard of Hot Pockets before...is it similar to Subway? The sandwich in the pic. didn`t look appetising.
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Male 161
Link: Lean Pocket Dieting [Rate Link] - Loose 100 pounds by eating Hot Pockets?
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