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Date: 01/11/06 02:09 AM

16 Responses to Lean Pocket Dieting

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    FrogBomb Male 13-17
    161 posts
    January 10, 2006 at 11:27 pm
    Link: Lean Pocket Dieting - Loose 100 pounds by eating Hot Pockets?
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    TeganRed Female 18-29
    134 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 2:21 am
    I`ve never heard of Hot Pockets it similar to Subway? The sandwich in the pic. didn`t look appetising.
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 2:28 am
    ^^It`s microwave pizzas, kind of.

    "Their results are not typical. Your loss if any will vary."

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    aamelron Male 18-29
    18 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 2:57 am
    Who ever posted this is a moron. Look at fine print they excersied and dieted and ate right. I can gurantee you there are much better things you can eat to go along with EXCERISE AND PROPER DIET. Dont think you can just eat these and sudenly loose weight. This is a worthless link, im sorry. So much i created a account to say so.

    Wanna loose weight? Don`t eat like a pig, and swim. (it works alot of different muscles, plus its the least hurtful on your joints and ect. Also, you dont get sweaty and gross feeling =P

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    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 3:52 am
    Individuals lost weight by exercising and eating a balanced, reduced-calorie diet that included LEAN POCKETS® brand stuffed sandwiches with 7 grams of fat. Their results are not typical. Your loss if any will vary. Nestlé does not endorse the diet Anthony created and cautions anyone embarking on a weight-loss plan to consult their physician.
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    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 3:59 am
    In Australia We Call Hot Pockets, Pizza Pockets. Quite Reasonable. Eat Less, Excerise More Are The Only Words To Live By When Trying To Lose Weight.
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    FrogBomb Male 13-17
    161 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 4:23 am
    it`s just so ridiculous though, you don`t loose the weight of a midget having a high calorie, not nessisarly low fat (veggies and fruit have less), super high sodium and about 40 grams of carbohidrates as any kind of really suitable daily staple! Just enjoy the corney wonder!
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    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 5:22 am
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 6:42 am
    I agree with the swimming and not eating a bunch of pooe. The Breakfast Pockets are nummy in bacon egg and cheese.
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    griffith12 Female 18-29
    206 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 11:43 am
    gosh frog bomb why`d you have to go and bring midgets into this? and they`re now known as little people dillhole.
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 2:03 pm
    Okay, I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again. Stop putting the extra "o" in the word "lose."
    Once more, here`s a helpful reminder:
    Lose: To be unsuccessful in retaining possession of; misplace. Like your keys.
    Loose: Not tight-fitting. Like your mom.
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    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 2:41 pm
    Ugh I used to eat those all the time and now I`m sick of them.
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    thecranberry Male 18-29
    731 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 3:51 pm
    hahahahha...dill hole. im almost positive that a dill hole is one of the the little holes in a bowling ball that you put your fingers in. weird wasy to insult someone.
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    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 5:47 pm
    this is BS u dont lose weight eating hot pockets!
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    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 8:43 pm
    Enohead... lmao.
    To the story: you just know that in a few months from now, some fat f*ck is going to sue whoever makes hot pockets, becuase they didn`t read the fine print, and they thought they could just sit on their ass and stuff their face with 20 lean pockets an hour and that would make them lose weight, and guess what? It doesn`t work. Funny.
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    monkeydrumme Female 13-17
    264 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 11:03 pm
    wow what liars " i lost a billion pounds by eating poo!" :-D

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