Jessies Bat Mitzvah Site w/ Music Video

Submitted by: jrgreenfield 11 years ago in Funny
http://www.jessiesbatmitzvah.com/

Chicago girl becomes a woman...and releases a music video with her friends...Someone is going to hate life in 3 years.
There are 57 comments:
Male 1,866
not many girls dress like her and her friends taboopoison.
by the way "15 year old single mother" you should know alllll about being a whore..... guess the right word for "jessie" is slut. my apologizies fatso.
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Female 65
Taboopoison, all I have to say is right on! You tell them!!! Anyway, I didnt care much for the video, however she had fun and thats all that matters. Enohead - ugh gross, pervert. For_serious true thing adolescence is a funky time period for girls and guys too (them high notes) any way glad to hear there are two smart teens on here.
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Female 44
Good grief, the girl is NOT fat~she still has some "Baby fat", which she will probably grow out of. But yeah, this whole thing will probably be really embarassing for her in the years to come. Something her parents can use to blackmail her with! LOL!
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Female 380
I understand that a bat/bar mitzvah is extremely important to a kid studying the Jewish religion...but isn`t making a music video and a website and a faux world tour a bit excessive? I mean, it has so very little to do with becoming of age.
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Female 1
dude, wtf did i just see?!?!poor girl doesnt know whats coming to her in the next few years...
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Male 33
Oh lord...I live right by that mall. It`s such an honor to have an internet celbrity in my area!
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Female 379
See now, if that was me, my parents would be bringing that out at my wedding. How embarassing. She just made high school so much worse for herself.
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Female 1,403
Jesus, I thought she was gonna be obese, judging by the comments I read yesterday! (The site wasn`t working for me yesterday) I saw it today and she`s normal weight, it`s just displaced weird on her body. Most girls` fat is in all wrong places when we`re thirteen! It`s works out eventually!
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Male 1,586
Bat-mitzvah means nothing - the only TRUE way she`ll become a woman is for someone to get into her pants with a ratchet set.
And it ain`t gonna be me, brother.
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Female 58
Whose gonna tell her that she sucks? I wanna be there to see her cry!
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Female 1,062
"off key.
copied lyrics get original.
she`s fair game for me she`s my age well she was when it was made.
spoiled.
whore.
it doesn`t matter how old you are, you can be healthy, i cannot respect someone who can`t control themeselves (in eating).
so taboopoison, you`re also probably fat, she doesn`t have to be annorexic but the occasional workout would be nice.
my favourite part is jam master jamie, THAT ladies and gentleman is worth getting a cap in yo ass. what a wigger."

First of all a whore is someone who sleeps around for money and I don`t see how you could gather that from the video. As for me being fat, I weigh 120 which is average, but I wouldn`t expect you to know that because you`ve never seen me. And I`m no longer going to waste my time arguing with a child because you obviously know nothing about the mind of a teenage girl and how we`re influenced by society`s pressure to be thin and perfect.

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Female 223
And I thought my Bat-Mitzva was embarresingly overdone. (and 12, she`s 12, batmitzva=12)
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Female 10
Reminded me of "Fiddler on the Rooftop"...not that the song didn`t, but that fact that`s she`s Jewish.
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Female 35
um okay....
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Male 630
What is it with people these days?
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Male 2,720
So she`s not a full Jew... she`s Jew-ish.
Or something like that.
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Male 1,866
off key.
copied lyrics get original.
she`s fair game for me she`s my age well she was when it was made.
spoiled.
whore.
it doesn`t matter how old you are, you can be healthy, i cannot respect someone who can`t control themeselves (in eating).
so taboopoison, you`re also probably fat, she doesn`t have to be annorexic but the occasional workout would be nice.
my favourite part is jam master jamie, THAT ladies and gentleman is worth getting a cap in yo ass. what a wigger.
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Male 54
Yeah the religion is fomr mother, but like... I don`t want to make you confused, yes it`s form mamma.
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Female 607
Um, I have a question.... if she`s the first woman in her family for 5 generations.... why was she born? does she not have a mother? Isn`t the traditional belief that Judaism passed down through your mother? I`ll have to ask my Jewish friend, but isn`t that the case? So even if she was talking about on her father`s side it wouldn`t matter...
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Male 14
I really couldn`t care less if she`s 13... I just wanna shoot her in the face...
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Female 272
Spoiled whore.
Can`t sing either.
Or dance.
Or be not heavy.
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Male 54
Ok, I`m jewish too, so I am not being anti-semetic. Like Black People and nigga.
That said...this girl is retarded. I don`t want to watch some little preppy bitch go around with her friends and buy stuff after her Bat Mitzvah. And she can`t sing worth crap. She`s gotta be Reformed. I just, this is rediculous.
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Female 8
Did this not work for anyone else?
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Male 1,808
sorry its nice she did it for her family in all but she just can`t sing!
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Male 1,808
MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Female 395
i was gonna show my friend, but they took it down...
darn it
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Female 205
"Darwin award. I blame inbreeding."

Haha, excellent.

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Male 298
as a bar-mitzvah, i can comfortably say: hahah!
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Female 300
considering how bad her voice is, can you imagine sitting through her bat-mitzvah service, listening to her sing her haftorah or something?
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Male 2,372
All the sing-ing les-sons
Won`t mean anything
All the sing-ing les-sons
Won`t change that you just can`t sing
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Female 216
Aww, she`s just a kid. You can`t blame a 13 year old for having fun. Now, maybe if she was 20 or something, then she`d be fair game -- but as it is she`s in freaking middleschool.

Anyway, it looks like they had to take the video offline -- probably because of bandwidth problems.

I watched about 10 minutes of My Super Sweet 16, and I wanted to kill every single one of those girls. (They were triplets or something) They were just so . . . horrible. Just, you know, bad at being human beings.

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Female 178
I don`t think it was meant for every one to see. i thought it was pretty cute.
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Female 13
LMAO i just dont wanna b there person that tells her she cant sing
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Male 737
Darwin award. I blame inbreeding.
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Female 1,463
hmm
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Female 1,062
"honey, it`s called a TREADMILL."

Oh my god people, she`s like 13 years old. Lay off the girl. Catty bitches like you are the reason kids starve themselves and pile on the makeup and sleep around just to feel like they`re worth something. There`s nothing wrong with her. Grow the fu.ck up and get yourself some self esteem. You`re an adult picking on a preteen. Seriously.

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Female 1,062
Good lord. I hope she appreciates everything her parents do for her. This reminds me of My Super Sweet Sixteen because of the unecessary extravagance.
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Male 1,039
One Word: Spoiled...boy does she feel special..lol. I think I would shoot myself if I looked back and saw something like this later in life. Oh...and I didn`t forget my background..my life is complete now.
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Male 10,115
Damn my desktop looks hot now with my new wallpaper.
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Female 395
wow
i wish i had done something like that for my bat mitzvah
or not...
lola thats hillarious! oh my goyim is right
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Female 25
I SAID `the sh it` !!
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Female 25
I can`t even see the video. So it was a waste of time, I don`t have (much) reason to mock her. Ah man, is this what the kids are doing these days? Is this `the poo` now? God I feel old.
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Male 951
Oh and before it slips my mind, do not, I repeat do NOT forget to get your very own "Jessie on Tour" desktop wallpaper from the site (first page), before leaving.
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Female 322
Oh yeah, that stupid flashing banner is going to give me a f*cking seizure.
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Male 951
OMG. She`s gonna hate life in 3 years? She`s making me hate life right now! :-O

But anyway, at least "to the best of her knowledge, she`s the first female of her family in 5 generations".

P.S. lolakitty`s post = hilarious.

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Female 322
It upsets me that bar and bat mitzvahs seem to be more about glam, Hollywood and money than they are about an actual coming of age for a Jewish child. Seems like a lot of entertainers are able to be hired for these occasions, too. Saw a handful of them in the news but can`t remember their names.

Ugh, this is just as bad as corporate sponsors at weddings.

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Female 119
stupid and made me even more bored
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Female 15,763
Dude... Kristin... it IS an mtv idea!! OH my GOSH!
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Female 215
heh....funny-ish...
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Female 21
The girl is only 13. Like it said on the site, it`s only a bit of fun. Only her firends and family are meant to see it and I think it`s really cruel, people taking the piss out of her.
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Female 28
OMG!! i totally wasted some time there on some bull**** when i couldve been sleeping. That was real bad. also like the grl that commented on top of me. TREADMILL!!!
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Female 184
honey, it`s called a TREADMILL.
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Female 1,972
OH......MY.......GOYIM!
..there was the.....then the off key ....and then she....GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHCK.

I`ve gone all schpilcus.
I doubt the Moses had this in mind when he led us from slavery

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Female 134
Actually, I`ve just watched a clip of her musiv video...LMAO! I can`t wait to see her on Idol in a few years time!
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Female 29
Gotta love the rich D.P.`s from the Chicago Northside.
I wonder if this girl is going to be on "My Super Sweet Bat Mitzvah" Hello..new MTV show concept!
Do people seriously do that at Johnny Rocket`s (the dancing at the end of the video) God help them..that place is like a low grade Ed Debevics.
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Female 134
"To the best of my knowledge, I am the first female of my family in 5 generations."
I assume this is why it`s so special to her...but yeah, I`d like to see what she thinks of this in 3 years...perhaps hating her parents for setting it up.
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Male 1
Link: Jessies Bat Mitzvah Site w/ Music Video [Rate Link] - Chicago girl becomes a woman...and releases a music video with her friends...Someone is going to hate life in 3 years.
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