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Date: 01/26/06 02:01 AM

57 Responses to Jessies Bat Mitzvah Site w/ Music Video

  1. Profile photo of jrgreenfield
    jrgreenfield Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2006 at 4:59 pm
    Link: Jessies Bat Mitzvah Site w/ Music Video - Chicago girl becomes a woman...and releases a music video with her friends...Someone is going to hate life in 3 years.
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    TeganRed Female 18-29
    134 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 2:20 am
    "To the best of my knowledge, I am the first female of my family in 5 generations."
    I assume this is why it`s so special to her...but yeah, I`d like to see what she thinks of this in 3 years...perhaps hating her parents for setting it up.
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    kristin1716 Female 18-29
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    January 26, 2006 at 2:26 am
    Gotta love the rich D.P.`s from the Chicago Northside.
    I wonder if this girl is going to be on "My Super Sweet Bat Mitzvah" Hello..new MTV show concept!
    Do people seriously do that at Johnny Rocket`s (the dancing at the end of the video) God help them..that place is like a low grade Ed Debevics.
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    TeganRed Female 18-29
    134 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 2:30 am
    Actually, I`ve just watched a clip of her musiv video...LMAO! I can`t wait to see her on Idol in a few years time!
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 3:03 am
    OH......MY.......GOYIM!
    ..there was the.....then the off key ....and then she....GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHCK.

    I`ve gone all schpilcus.
    I doubt the Moses had this in mind when he led us from slavery

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    MNJ_gudluv Female 18-29
    184 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 3:08 am
    honey, it`s called a TREADMILL.
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    lovely3 Female 18-29
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    January 26, 2006 at 3:17 am
    OMG!! i totally wasted some time there on some bull**** when i couldve been sleeping. That was real bad. also like the grl that commented on top of me. TREADMILL!!!
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    fluffy_pink Female 18-29
    21 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 5:42 am
    The girl is only 13. Like it said on the site, it`s only a bit of fun. Only her firends and family are meant to see it and I think it`s really cruel, people taking the piss out of her.
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    TiclkedPink Female 18-29
    215 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 7:40 am
    heh....funny-ish...
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    January 26, 2006 at 9:28 am
    Dude... Kristin... it IS an mtv idea!! OH my GOSH!
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    neetfreek Female 40-49
    119 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 9:58 am
    stupid and made me even more bored
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    littleoracle Female 30-39
    322 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 10:32 am
    It upsets me that bar and bat mitzvahs seem to be more about glam, Hollywood and money than they are about an actual coming of age for a Jewish child. Seems like a lot of entertainers are able to be hired for these occasions, too. Saw a handful of them in the news but can`t remember their names.

    Ugh, this is just as bad as corporate sponsors at weddings.

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    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 10:33 am
    OMG. She`s gonna hate life in 3 years? She`s making me hate life right now! :-O

    But anyway, at least "to the best of her knowledge, she`s the first female of her family in 5 generations".

    P.S. lolakitty`s post = hilarious.

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    littleoracle Female 30-39
    322 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 10:34 am
    Oh yeah, that stupid flashing banner is going to give me a f*cking seizure.
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    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 10:38 am
    Oh and before it slips my mind, do not, I repeat do NOT forget to get your very own "Jessie on Tour" desktop wallpaper from the site (first page), before leaving.
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    Blinkish Female 18-29
    25 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 11:44 am
    I can`t even see the video. So it was a waste of time, I don`t have (much) reason to mock her. Ah man, is this what the kids are doing these days? Is this `the poo` now? God I feel old.
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    Blinkish Female 18-29
    25 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 11:46 am
    I SAID `the sh it` !!
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    onlytati Female 18-29
    395 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 1:27 pm
    wow
    i wish i had done something like that for my bat mitzvah
    or not...
    lola thats hillarious! oh my goyim is right
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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 1:31 pm
    Damn my desktop looks hot now with my new wallpaper.
  20. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 1:39 pm
    One Word: Spoiled...boy does she feel special..lol. I think I would shoot myself if I looked back and saw something like this later in life. Oh...and I didn`t forget my background..my life is complete now.
  21. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 1:59 pm
    Good lord. I hope she appreciates everything her parents do for her. This reminds me of My Super Sweet Sixteen because of the unecessary extravagance.
  22. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 2:03 pm
    "honey, it`s called a TREADMILL."

    Oh my god people, she`s like 13 years old. Lay off the girl. Catty bitches like you are the reason kids starve themselves and pile on the makeup and sleep around just to feel like they`re worth something. There`s nothing wrong with her. Grow the fu.ck up and get yourself some self esteem. You`re an adult picking on a preteen. Seriously.

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    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 2:29 pm
    hmm
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    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 2:35 pm
    Darwin award. I blame inbreeding.
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    Lauza Female 13-17
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    January 26, 2006 at 2:37 pm
    LMAO i just dont wanna b there person that tells her she cant sing
  26. Profile photo of angelbrat
    angelbrat Female 18-29
    178 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 3:27 pm
    I don`t think it was meant for every one to see. i thought it was pretty cute.
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    petitecitron Female 18-29
    216 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 3:28 pm
    Aww, she`s just a kid. You can`t blame a 13 year old for having fun. Now, maybe if she was 20 or something, then she`d be fair game -- but as it is she`s in freaking middleschool.

    Anyway, it looks like they had to take the video offline -- probably because of bandwidth problems.

    I watched about 10 minutes of My Super Sweet 16, and I wanted to kill every single one of those girls. (They were triplets or something) They were just so . . . horrible. Just, you know, bad at being human beings.

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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 4:03 pm
    All the sing-ing les-sons
    Won`t mean anything
    All the sing-ing les-sons
    Won`t change that you just can`t sing
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    LiLBlond3790 Female 70 & Over
    300 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 4:10 pm
    considering how bad her voice is, can you imagine sitting through her bat-mitzvah service, listening to her sing her haftorah or something?
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    tedweird Male 18-29
    298 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 4:28 pm
    as a bar-mitzvah, i can comfortably say: hahah!
  31. Profile photo of celticzaida
    celticzaida Female 13-17
    205 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 4:32 pm
    "Darwin award. I blame inbreeding."

    Haha, excellent.

  32. Profile photo of onlytati
    onlytati Female 18-29
    395 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 5:50 pm
    i was gonna show my friend, but they took it down...
    darn it
  33. Profile photo of stikfas
    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 6:55 pm
    MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
  34. Profile photo of stikfas
    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 6:57 pm
    sorry its nice she did it for her family in all but she just can`t sing!
  35. Profile photo of missyd2311
    missyd2311 Female 18-29
    8 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 7:08 pm
    Did this not work for anyone else?
  36. Profile photo of Markle
    Markle Male 13-17
    54 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 7:51 pm
    Ok, I`m jewish too, so I am not being anti-semetic. Like Black People and nigga.
    That said...this girl is retarded. I don`t want to watch some little preppy bitch go around with her friends and buy stuff after her Bat Mitzvah. And she can`t sing worth crap. She`s gotta be Reformed. I just, this is rediculous.
  37. Profile photo of joolia
    joolia Female 13-17
    272 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 7:56 pm
    Spoiled whore.
    Can`t sing either.
    Or dance.
    Or be not heavy.
  38. Profile photo of Gookey
    Gookey Male 13-17
    14 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 8:01 pm
    I really couldn`t care less if she`s 13... I just wanna shoot her in the face...
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    ten_10 Female 18-29
    607 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 8:55 pm
    Um, I have a question.... if she`s the first woman in her family for 5 generations.... why was she born? does she not have a mother? Isn`t the traditional belief that Judaism passed down through your mother? I`ll have to ask my Jewish friend, but isn`t that the case? So even if she was talking about on her father`s side it wouldn`t matter...
  40. Profile photo of Markle
    Markle Male 13-17
    54 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 9:02 pm
    Yeah the religion is fomr mother, but like... I don`t want to make you confused, yes it`s form mamma.
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    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 9:34 pm
    off key.
    copied lyrics get original.
    she`s fair game for me she`s my age well she was when it was made.
    spoiled.
    whore.
    it doesn`t matter how old you are, you can be healthy, i cannot respect someone who can`t control themeselves (in eating).
    so taboopoison, you`re also probably fat, she doesn`t have to be annorexic but the occasional workout would be nice.
    my favourite part is jam master jamie, THAT ladies and gentleman is worth getting a cap in yo ass. what a wigger.
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 10:31 pm
    So she`s not a full Jew... she`s Jew-ish.
    Or something like that.
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    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 10:41 pm
    What is it with people these days?
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    random_mind Female 13-17
    35 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 11:21 pm
    um okay....
  45. Profile photo of simpleaddict
    simpleaddict Female 13-17
    10 posts
    January 26, 2006 at 11:43 pm
    Reminded me of "Fiddler on the Rooftop"...not that the song didn`t, but that fact that`s she`s Jewish.
  46. Profile photo of OctobeR_God
    OctobeR_God Female 18-29
    223 posts
    January 27, 2006 at 10:47 am
    And I thought my Bat-Mitzva was embarresingly overdone. (and 12, she`s 12, batmitzva=12)
  47. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    January 27, 2006 at 12:04 pm
    "off key.
    copied lyrics get original.
    she`s fair game for me she`s my age well she was when it was made.
    spoiled.
    whore.
    it doesn`t matter how old you are, you can be healthy, i cannot respect someone who can`t control themeselves (in eating).
    so taboopoison, you`re also probably fat, she doesn`t have to be annorexic but the occasional workout would be nice.
    my favourite part is jam master jamie, THAT ladies and gentleman is worth getting a cap in yo ass. what a wigger."

    First of all a whore is someone who sleeps around for money and I don`t see how you could gather that from the video. As for me being fat, I weigh 120 which is average, but I wouldn`t expect you to know that because you`ve never seen me. And I`m no longer going to waste my time arguing with a child because you obviously know nothing about the mind of a teenage girl and how we`re influenced by society`s pressure to be thin and perfect.

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    blondiebabe4 Female 18-29
    58 posts
    January 27, 2006 at 1:05 pm
    Whose gonna tell her that she sucks? I wanna be there to see her cry!
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    January 27, 2006 at 2:22 pm
    Bat-mitzvah means nothing - the only TRUE way she`ll become a woman is for someone to get into her pants with a ratchet set.
    And it ain`t gonna be me, brother.
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    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    January 27, 2006 at 2:56 pm
    Jesus, I thought she was gonna be obese, judging by the comments I read yesterday! (The site wasn`t working for me yesterday) I saw it today and she`s normal weight, it`s just displaced weird on her body. Most girls` fat is in all wrong places when we`re thirteen! It`s works out eventually!
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    anglatay Female 18-29
    379 posts
    January 27, 2006 at 4:33 pm
    See now, if that was me, my parents would be bringing that out at my wedding. How embarassing. She just made high school so much worse for herself.
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    toyz5 Male 18-29
    33 posts
    January 27, 2006 at 7:35 pm
    Oh lord...I live right by that mall. It`s such an honor to have an internet celbrity in my area!
  53. Profile photo of EvilQueen89
    EvilQueen89 Female 13-17
    1 post
    January 27, 2006 at 9:53 pm
    dude, wtf did i just see?!?!poor girl doesnt know whats coming to her in the next few years...
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    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    January 28, 2006 at 10:24 pm
    I understand that a bat/bar mitzvah is extremely important to a kid studying the Jewish religion...but isn`t making a music video and a website and a faux world tour a bit excessive? I mean, it has so very little to do with becoming of age.
  55. Profile photo of NeonBlonde
    NeonBlonde Female 40-49
    44 posts
    January 29, 2006 at 3:42 am
    Good grief, the girl is NOT fat~she still has some "Baby fat", which she will probably grow out of. But yeah, this whole thing will probably be really embarassing for her in the years to come. Something her parents can use to blackmail her with! LOL!
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    angelgurlneo Female 18-29
    65 posts
    January 29, 2006 at 3:14 pm
    Taboopoison, all I have to say is right on! You tell them!!! Anyway, I didnt care much for the video, however she had fun and thats all that matters. Enohead - ugh gross, pervert. For_serious true thing adolescence is a funky time period for girls and guys too (them high notes) any way glad to hear there are two smart teens on here.
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    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    February 3, 2006 at 7:37 pm
    not many girls dress like her and her friends taboopoison.
    by the way "15 year old single mother" you should know alllll about being a whore..... guess the right word for "jessie" is slut. my apologizies fatso.

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