If Operating Systems were Beers

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago Funny
http://www.tobp.com/humor/systems.shtml

Mmmm.... DOS Beer.
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Female 158
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Male 28
Man, I bet that was hilarious back in 1997.
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Male 904
XP beer: :- Takes approximately an hour to open, and when it does, it looks very nice, but tastes like crap (a bit like Castlemain XXXX then). Prone to freezing solid at any given moment for no apparent reason, yet slowly forces more and more people to have no choice but to drink it.
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Male 10,440
missing xp beer...
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Male 393
with windows xp..had it for a year then people said "loser try linux!" i tried the one my friend told me was the best out there, i did and in about a month i got a virus..so there u go... the beer stuff wasnt that funny either, it got boring fast
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Male 66
i dont understand why so many people hate XP, it works wonderfully for me

never crashed, never had a virus, no problems whatsoever, it even runs fast

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Male 109
WindowsXP Beer:
Turned out to be a failed project. Now is said to be used by Iraqi terrorists as suside bombs because of their explosive contents.
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Male 1,265
WindowsXP beer:
Decides on it`s own that it sometimes doesn`t want to be drunk, and when this happens no amounts of expletives will make it work. Doesn`t understand anything that isn`t itself, doesn`t want to be drunk with anything but itself, assuming it wants to be drunk in the first place. Arguably the Windowsbrewery`s worst attempt at brewing EVER.
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Male 396
WINDOWS XP BEER:
A beer that can be enjoyed at home or at the office. Like tequila however, many cans are prone to have a fat, juicy worm inside. This brew is also highly susceptible to theft. If this occurs, there is no limit to how much damage can be inflicted. If that weren`t enough, u can forget about refrigerating this drink, since that won`t stop the hordes of viruses it will accumulate.
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Female 1,972
mmmmmmm Linux Beer..malty
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Male 2,567
no windwos XP beer?
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Male 121
Hmmm
XP beer, looks more flashy that 98 beer, but can b e made to look like 98 again. Allows you to put anything in your beer and it will accept it automatically, unless it is something the brewary has never heard of then it will never accept it.
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Male 641
:-p I have a lot more. Kinda funny although it makes me feel a little dorky for getting the humor behind each of the jokes )-|.
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Male 283
ha ha I have more than you

{currently at 76}

I wonder what`s XP beer

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Male 10,115
Link: If Operating Systems were Beers [Rate Link] - Mmmm.... DOS Beer.
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