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Date: 01/11/06 02:16 AM

15 Responses to If Operating Systems were Beers

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    January 10, 2006 at 11:44 pm
    Link: If Operating Systems were Beers - Mmmm.... DOS Beer.
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    Stimpy1993 Male 13-17
    283 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 2:37 am
    ha ha I have more than you

    {currently at 76}

    I wonder what`s XP beer

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    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 4:24 am
    :-p I have a lot more. Kinda funny although it makes me feel a little dorky for getting the humor behind each of the jokes )-|.
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    signed_in Male 18-29
    122 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 5:25 am
    XP beer, looks more flashy that 98 beer, but can b e made to look like 98 again. Allows you to put anything in your beer and it will accept it automatically, unless it is something the brewary has never heard of then it will never accept it.
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    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 5:37 am
    no windwos XP beer?
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 6:27 am
    mmmmmmm Linux Beer..malty
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    FRANCESUX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 8:23 am
    A beer that can be enjoyed at home or at the office. Like tequila however, many cans are prone to have a fat, juicy worm inside. This brew is also highly susceptible to theft. If this occurs, there is no limit to how much damage can be inflicted. If that weren`t enough, u can forget about refrigerating this drink, since that won`t stop the hordes of viruses it will accumulate.
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    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 9:29 am
    WindowsXP beer:
    Decides on it`s own that it sometimes doesn`t want to be drunk, and when this happens no amounts of expletives will make it work. Doesn`t understand anything that isn`t itself, doesn`t want to be drunk with anything but itself, assuming it wants to be drunk in the first place. Arguably the Windowsbrewery`s worst attempt at brewing EVER.
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    dablaine Male 18-29
    109 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 10:24 am
    WindowsXP Beer:
    Turned out to be a failed project. Now is said to be used by Iraqi terrorists as suside bombs because of their explosive contents.
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    lamegatorade Male 13-17
    66 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 4:43 pm
    i dont understand why so many people hate XP, it works wonderfully for me

    never crashed, never had a virus, no problems whatsoever, it even runs fast

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    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 5:19 pm
    with windows xp..had it for a year then people said "loser try linux!" i tried the one my friend told me was the best out there, i did and in about a month i got a there u go... the beer stuff wasnt that funny either, it got boring fast
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 6:08 pm
    missing xp beer...
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    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 7:34 pm
    XP beer: :- Takes approximately an hour to open, and when it does, it looks very nice, but tastes like crap (a bit like Castlemain XXXX then). Prone to freezing solid at any given moment for no apparent reason, yet slowly forces more and more people to have no choice but to drink it.
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    Xtopherxaos Male 30-39
    28 posts
    January 13, 2006 at 2:07 pm
    Man, I bet that was hilarious back in 1997.
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    Toodlepuff Female 13-17
    158 posts
    January 16, 2006 at 4:52 pm

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