How to order wine without looking like a ****

Submitted by: KikiPeepers 11 years ago in
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Are you never sure which wine to order? This handy guide (with language) will help you out!
There are 25 comments:
Female 379
someone said beer run... I`m driving!
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Male 594
Duhr duhr .... auhhhuhuhh

"take a freaking chill pill" durrrrr


"I`m a sorority slut!" Durr...

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Female 243
bigoldjeffry, take a freaking chill pill. all you`re doing is making yourself look like a cynical jerk.
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Male 577
I recently went up from box to jug wine, so umm yeah...

When I`m at an Italian place I just ask for a glass of the red house wine. It usually tastes decent.

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Male 594
Durrrududuahuahdhdhh

I like jawn stooart pf0wnd im so kewl i dont like brittneyspeers but i watch her shew on mtv which sucksors hhehhehshahhauahahhahha


Why is everyone so stupid?

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Female 748
Wine makes me sleepy.
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Male 594
The postings above indicate what I have long suspected: people who post at IAB are mostly snivelling, whining, a*s*s-holish 14-year-old male virgins with acne problems.

Go drink some Strawberry Hill, morons.

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Female 171
^^ i agree, dancing-moo. unless i go crazy, and my parents go crazy, that wont be of any use to me for a while.
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Female 80
wow that`ll be great to put into use... when i`m older....
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Female 228
oohh... handy...
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Male 608
I should know all about wines but i don`t. I`m not a wine guy, more of a beer & scotch drinker but it looks like this guide may come in handy one day. {maybe trying to make a good impression on my date if she wouldn`t know what to get either...
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Male 1,348
I get the kind that comes in the box with the little spigot...
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Female 179
That`s pretty cool...although it sounds like this guy works at a pretty classy place to have a $500 bottle of wine...most places have a house red and white...although I trust they`re usually the left overs from everyone else.
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Male 2,567
O_o
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Male 270
Yea....id rather pull a beer run
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Male 204
What the Fu(k was the point of that?
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Female 1,972
That was very informative- good post!
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Male 314
That`s useful information. I guess I did well last time I ordered a bottle at an Italian restaurant! lol but yeah, I prefer beer too.
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Female 106
$200 for a tip?
Wow, I wish I could work there.
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Female 12
yeah, I could go for some of that
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Male 14
STUPID
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Male 605
mmm....wine
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Male 147
Informative!
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Female 10
first post lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just kidding

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Female 2,244
Link: How to order wine without looking like a **** [Rate Link] - Are you never sure which wine to order? This handy guide (with language) will help you out!

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