Get your new year`s resolution here

Submitted by: hahaveryfunn 11 years ago in Weird
http://resolution.geek-foo.net

Picks a resolution for you. I just like refreshing the page to see all the answers.
There are 47 comments:
Female 168
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Stop exercising.

what the heck?

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Female 439
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Jump out of a plane without a parachute.
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Male 287
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Get the chick next door pregnant.

Hm...I was planning to do just that.

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Female 148
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Slap more cheeks.

I hope that means face )-|

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Female 113
AHAHA!!! my reselotion for year 2006 :
Stop making silly resolutions. HAHAHAA!!!!
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Female 171
Find Big Foot.
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Female 531
B-|
I`m sure she`s dead. That line doesn`t work.
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Male 608
Awwwh, glad to see someone dug her up and finally made her work.
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Female 531
[quote]On 1/3/2006 2:46:39 PM Twist13 wrote: Cindy, perhaps you should resolve to find employment that does not require you to be on your back, or sucking off midgets for quarters. [/quote]
But why? It works so well for your mother.
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Male 608
Cranberry, Nice to know that the best you can come up with is to agree with someone else’s work. Mayhap you would also consider a change of vocation. It is my understanding that gay male acting just isn’t want it used to be. But, then again, I am sure you father is proud you followed his foot steps as a pillow biter.
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Female 335
DRINK MORE BEER.. That i can do
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Female 607
Snuggle more puppies.... Yay!!!
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Male 730
cindy, that is very, super, ultra funny. and twist is a waste of oxygen. that comeback was stupid.
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Male 314
Ha!, that TWIST. Hesocrazy. Oh, and UOYSEVOLNDYS, how about sending pics to the nice guys like myself from IAB? lol
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Male 314
I resolve to not click on stupid links.
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Female 260
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Wear more lacy black lingerie.
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Female 349
"Have at least one orgasm per hour."

Wouldn`t that be hard?

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Female 85
"Getting myself admitted to a mental institution."

Ok...I`ll try.

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Male 608
Cindy, perhaps you should resolve to find employment that does not require you to be on your back, or sucking off midgets for quarters.
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Male 371
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Get a mullet.

does that mean skater mullet or redneck mullet?

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Female 531
[quote]On 1/3/2006 1:43:03 PM Twist13 wrote: What a waste of space. Stupid [/quote]
Perhaps your resolution should be to drink more bleach.
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Male 608
What a waste of space. Stupid
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Female 982
Bring back disco. I don`t think so.
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Female 31
im gonna blame canada!
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Female 358
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Pass kindergarten on the 5th attempt

I know i`ll get it right this time!

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Male 166
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Frag more n00bs.

Haha!

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Female 1,463
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Get an invisible friend.

lol my first was to get fired fomr my job but i dnt hav 1 so it didnt rly work.

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Female 1,403
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Ride a mechanical bull in drag

If I must.

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Male 462
"In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Become anti-social."
I already am, so I guess that`s pointless.
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Female 529
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Invent a better pizza.


Yay!

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Female 531
Haha, one more:

In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Become an online stalker.

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Female 531
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Stop being a sissy and fight the bully who keeps stealing my milk money.
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Male 1,132
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Pick my nose at stop lights.

I already do that though.

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Female 124
oooo online stalker - hee hee that sounds fun
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Female 7
^ ill buy ya
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Female 54
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Sell myself on Ebay!
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Female 324
"Get the chick next door pregnant."

Sweet. If only she wasn`t like 55 and a weirdo. Hmm, there`s some other problem here, I can`t quite put my finger on it... oh that`s right. I`M A CHICK TOO!!

Really cool! :-P Can`t wait to see what I get when I hit refresh

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Male 73
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Fart in Public

Wooooo already done, i did it today, so now its easy sailing for the rest of teh year.

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Female 1,972
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Become one with my inner sociopath.

Consider it done!

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Female 55
i got ride a bull in drag
err yeah k
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Female 179
Slap stupid people in the head.
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Male 169
invade a small country
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Female 588
i`m gonna become anti-social. spending time on this site is good practise.
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Female 674
in the year 2006 I resolve to:
Becoming a mail-order bride.

....interesting

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Male 2,567
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Female 2,244
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Eat more boogers.

What a great idea! )-|

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Female 16
Link: Get your new year`s resolution here [Rate Link] - Picks a resolution for you. I just like refreshing the page to see all the answers.
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