David Hasselhoff is Hooked on a Feeling

Submitted by: nictum 11 years ago in Funny
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Now I see why he"s such a big star in Germany.
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Male 76
what is wrong with german people?? really this is entertaining 2 them. i think the dancing baby was much better that hoff
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Female 180
I was having a debate with my brother about who is better; The Hoff or Chuck Norris. Well he brought up many good points to why Chuck Norris is cool, most involving round-house kicks. I just made one point on behalf of the Hoff; Who would want to have sex with Chuck Norris? I mean, nomatter how cheesey he is, the Hoff is very sexually attractive to many women. Chuck Norris...is not.
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Female 205
No comment.
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Female 1,397
.....are you kidding me?
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Male 1,725
well thats...different lol
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Female 55
Pure genius.
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Female 4
lol omg that`s funny :D did anyone else notice the goggle wearing man when he`s on the bike? Is that a sand person? lol. Seriously though, does Hasselhoff genuinely think that he`s cool? I know people have been saying that this video was like a joke for him, but what about his other videos *cough*secret agent man*cough*? Hehe, oh well, he makes us laugh. :D
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Female 39
I just don`t understand why he`s so popular in Germany. Or anywhere else for that matter.
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Male 897
Why did he change the lyrics? I mean, if you are gonna rip off other people`s music the least you could do is sing the correct lyrics to the song.. I think Asselhoff should be beaten to death with his own shoes.

"Push the button, Frank!"

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Female 81
why yes....that video made lots of sense....(???)
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Female 266
Somebody likes green screens, eh?
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Female 2,695
ick.
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Female 78
Omfg bahahaha!
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Male 1,386
hooga hooga ooga chaka!!!! lol
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Male 1,385
The hoff rocks indeed
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Male 377
I like the part when he starts flying... SUPER HASSLEHOFF AWAY!!!!!!
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Male 377
Was Hasslehoff for real?! If he was, there`s something wrong with him.
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Female 2
THE HOFF rocks! I`m getting in touch with my German ancestry and it feelllssss good!
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Female 52
Queso.
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Male 7
Why do Germans love David Hasslehoff? Because Norm MacDonald (former star of SNL) said so damnit!
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Male 1
Nobody in Germany is a David Hasselhoff fan.
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Male 1
I`m from germany. I dont know even one person who likes Hassel. Not one single person, really.
I think he is in germany allmost as beloved as the CIA in the USA.
I allready saw people cutting of their ears in front of a Hasselhoff-CD.


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Female 76
That was the most hilarious thing I`ve ever seen in my life. I love when he`s "snowboarding" and catches the fish and puts it in his mouth...wtf?
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Male 278
ROFL
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Female 439
Oh my God! Kill me now!!! *Stabs ears with a pen* Ahhh, much better, now I don`t have to listen to that again.
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Female 201
Wow. Mr.Hasselhoff is hott....
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Male 6
That was really really bad.
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Male 3
Was that for real?
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Male 7
:0 omg that was disturbing
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Female 369
i think i went partially blind after watching that , just like the cute lil doggy above /\
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Female 369
i am ashamed of being a quarter german after watching that , jk jk , my brother dared me to watch the whole thing , it was hard but i pulled throug lol
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Female 533
Oh..I knew everyone would hate this. You know, there are worse out there. He CAN sing...but yes, the video is ridiculous. I love his version of the song, though. Very catchy. I also like the fact that he knows that some people think he`s a joke, but he just doesn`t give a s.h.i.t. because he has more money than we will ever have...collectively! Go Hasselhoff.
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Female 420
oh and, sn0wbunni101 -- David Hasselhoff KILLED the spongebob movie for you?? Okay, just stop... and think about that one. Spongebob... Hasselhoff... A cheesy 80`s celebrity ruined a crass, mindless, children`s cartoon for you? God, you need to try a little culture sometime. Like a book with minimal pictures and more than 100 pages. How about music without lyrics? Try going to a museum (wear shoes and clean overalls too).

ROFLMAO

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Female 420
Come on folks, most of you are totally missing the point and totally do not get Hasselhoff. He has a great sense of humor and isn`t all hung up on acting "cool" and hollywood. He knows how cheesy his role on Baywatch was and just plays off that. He is a big goof. I think its awesome that he isn`t a total d!ck like most celebrities.

Seriously, when I started watching this, I was thinking, "Damn, he needs to fire his manager and choke the video director!" I thought it was funny, and the song is goofy too, so why would you shoot a "serious" video for that song?

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Male 10
ho my god, it s so gay !
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Male 1
[quote] by FRANCESUX
germans dont like hasselhoff eh??
anyone google hasselhoff germany and see what the first link is.
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You may use Google.com for anything:
Just search for "Failure" and check the 1st link when Google.com shows its results! :-)

Dave has been popular in germany @ the 80s... Only stupid people think hes famous NOW.

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Female 403
a couple of things.
1- why?????
2- he sung the part about being turned on and it cut to the two little girls in cheap angel costumes... *Shiver*
3- WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT THING THAT FLEW BY THE SCREEN IN THE MOER CYCLE SCENE?!
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Female 509
:-D hogga chaka hooga hooga
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Female 49
My ex was German and he loved the Hoff. His best friend did too. How scary.
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Male 166
make it stop.
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Male 9
Hey now, I actually liked that! Especially the part where it made my head hurt lots.
Did anyone else notice a cameo from a little wiener-dog about halfway thru?
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Male 158
He is so serious about that. Making it that much funnier
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Male 244
thats the weirdest thing i have ever seen!

kindof funny how he was jumping around in Africa, and doins "Superman" on a motorcycle

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Female 15
it didnt play for me..but maybe that makes me a lucky one. it killed the spongebob movie for me when he appeared in it >_<
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Male 2,958
did it dawn on anyone else after being reminded how much germans like hoff that he could probably start the 4th reich if he wanted to?
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Male 737
That man f*cking scares me.
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Female 264
wow..............um that was amazing ;-()
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Male 458
my eyes blured out while watching that...not exagurating
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Female 70
boo. let dr. hook do his job!
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Female 42
I will always have his poster on my wall!
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Male 31
i feel stupid just for being born on the same month and day as him
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Male 1,521
Oh brother... This guy sucks!
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Male 254
hooga hooga hooga chaka. now it`s stuck in my head. aahhh
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Female 4
okay just tried your link harasflipped and all I can say is... *twitch twitch* ...THAT WAS AWESOME!! Lol soo mindlessly funny, that`s exactly why I come to this site! Thanks for making me grin and have yourself a good one.
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Female 94
wow. that is rally sad. i feel bad for him. hes such a loser. poor guy
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Female 4
That was great man, now if I could just find a clip of him doing the laffy taffy dance... Weee! I love the internet!
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Male 165
That was hilarious.
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Male 2,605
Well that`s funny, blackrice. I can tell from your *one* post that you`re narrow-minded and xenophobic. Broaden your horizons by travelling a bit - it`ll do you good.
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Male 403
google doesnt lie hahahaha
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Female 1,426
lol
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Female 1,426
by the way this is the first page that google came up with: Germans Love David Hasselhoff
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Female 1,403
I`d hit that.
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Male 1,083
I take offense with that stereotype about germans....
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Female 1,426
ewwww.....
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Male 393
hehe those darn germans
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Male 52
lol, germans and their obsessiveness with haselhoff! isn`t that right overmann? also just from looking at those two posts i can tell that you are one of those europeans that hate america and their capitalist views!
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Male 1,586
Hasselhoff is hooked on a feeling. And now, thanks to that video, I`m hooked on heroin.
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Female 395
i dont care what anyone else thinks.. i happen to like David and hes a good singer and i know the video was kinda silly .. but seeing him OHHH yahhhhhhh he`s still got it as far as im concerned 4/4 for the singing and 0/4 for the video itself
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Male 1,808
uhhhhh........hope thats old becuase the speical affects were totally crap!and he scares me.......
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Female 328
omfg that was SEXY
what has become of me?!!!
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Female 11
all can say if you enjoy that you`ll enjoy this...Wax David Hasselhoff
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Female 11
Seriously one of the funniest things I have ever seen... How can he act as if he is making a serious video with a giant fur coat and a fish in his mouth??? LMAO
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Female 982
That was just sad...
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Male 2,605
You believe everything you read on-line, FRANCESUX? Shocking.
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Female 70
Oh, it was obviously a joke. Did you even see that fur overall he wore when he was snow boarding or whatever it was he was doing?
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Male 396
germans dont like hasselhoff eh??
anyone google hasselhoff germany and see what the first link is.
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Female 77
I hope that wasn`t he didn`t mean that...
ouch...
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Female 160
I`m hooked on a feeling that he is hooked on himself!
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Male 11,739
What the mother f***ing hell was that?? I couldn`t even imagine that people who were totally stoned out of their minds could come up with something that ridiculous.

What the hell was the deal with the little man(?) with the goggles, he was on the first time Hoff`s on a motorcycle, then at the end. Then there`s Hoff singing this with a couple of little girls dressed up like angels. Made it look like he`s a pedophile or something.

Odd, creepy, stupid, and pathetic. I wouldn`t want to show my face anywhere on the planet if I had ANYTHING to do with that video, much less starring in it.

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Male 2,605
What an insult to us Germans to suggest we`re all Hasselhoff fans. What a disturbing video.
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Male 7
ok ok, you`re right withnail.
I`m just glad you found the I love Hoff homepage with my webcam
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Male 62
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
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Female 70
Oh, I loved it!
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Male 221
Stop fibbing Zappstar. We all know you are at your keyboard in nothing but your `I love the Hoff` underpants.
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Female 252
That was amazing! I don`t understand why he isn`t huge in the U.S.
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Male 25
Crap.
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Male 160
What a tard
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Male 7
You guys don`t really believe that this idiot is a star in germany? I live in Germany and believe no one takes him seriously. Actually I doubt that this clip has ever been aired in Europe
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Female 1,972
If feel all weird and trippy now....blast you Hasselhoff!
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Male 403
is that for children`s video?
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Male 396
and i thought the one-eyed cat was scary
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Male 2,567
uhh lol
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Male 221
Hoff is obviously taking the p*ss in that video - but the Germans naturally wouldnt understand that. They presumably think that is cutting-edge pop.
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Female 301
Those germans are freaky people. I should know, I live with one and I have to sleep with him. He also was a Hoff fan.
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Male 2,720
Wow, that is almost as annoying a video as this post is :-O

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Male 1,348
Hooked on a feeling... in his pants :-O

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Female 2,244
Oh god, my eyes couldn`t suffer any longer after he was flying with crows or whatever. What the hell is he thinking? What a lame clip.
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Male 283
he was in the spongebob movie :-D
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Male 1
Link: David Hasselhoff is Hooked on a Feeling [Rate Link] - Now I see why he`s such a big star in Germany.
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