Breakfast

Submitted by: monkeydrumme 11 years ago in Funny

Wow, he"s a jerk.
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Male 564
Um...ok?
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Male 4
Guy`s got a perfectly valid drating point! Any of you women who disagree, wtf happened to equal treatment for equal work and women`s lib and all that bullpoo? What it only applies when things are in your favor? drat off.
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Male 163
He should grown up! Katkatcat is right, so unthankful and selfish
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Female 335
haha i like it... what a stingy biatch, she couldve at least bought something to go with it
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Male 56
lol all i can say is lol.....but is kinda old
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Female 727
yeah what an a hole I would have poisoned his breakfast lol
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Male 115
Just because you don`t know anyone that does this doesnt mean people dont. As a matter of fact I know that there are people heartless out there enough to do this on a more extreme standard. They would probably break it and then tell the girl to get the heck out of the room. And its not just this that some guys do. A lot of guys fool around while dating their girlfriends and that is just terrible. Needless to say girls do it to...
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Male 630
""Although I realize that this is only an ad, if I knew of a guy who did that to his girlfriend with intentions of making her feel bad for making him a gift I would most definatly have to give him a solid fist to the jaw. However, I don`t know any guys that do that. By the way ladies, I`m sorry that most guys out there suck and often put you through this kind of scenario. And before anyone says I`m just trying to get girls to like me, I am taken and have been for three very joyous years."" :heartagram86

What in the hell? Noone really does this. That is the whole f*cking point of the commercial. Many people are pissed at the gifts that they get, but noone EVER says anything. We put on our best poker faces.

PS: My mother got a 2" tall bronze cherub at christmas, and she hung it on the wall. When my grandma came to her house for a visit, she was ike, "Why is your necklace on the wall?"

PPS: This is the same grandma that gave my 22 year old Mari

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Male 169
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahhahhahha
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Female 272
I would have first shoved his head into the wall, kicked him in the crotch, and taken the cup back and gotten some coffee.
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Male 115
Although I realize that this is only an ad, if I knew of a guy who did that to his girlfriend with intentions of making her feel bad for making him a gift I would most definatly have to give him a solid fist to the jaw. However, I don`t know any guys that do that. By the way ladies, I`m sorry that most guys out there suck and often put you through this kind of scenario. And before anyone says I`m just trying to get girls to like me, I am taken and have been for three very joyous years.
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Male 160
hehe, that was pretty good. Mean, but funny...
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Female 648
Um, I get the concept, but the actor`s delivery was horrible.
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Female 369
wut a jack ass
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Female 54
my favorite part:
"i made it myself"

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"i can see that"

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Male 50
On 1/23/2006 2:11:11 PM katkatcat wrote: she put her heart into it and that makes it better than anything you could buy . it takes a good person to make somthing and give it away, than go and uy somthing in 5 min and dont even care, so waht if it wasnt the best potery in the world , she made it with goodo intentions and made it special for him wich makes it perfict

s-p-e-l-l-c-h-e-c-k

Oh, and the path to Hell is lined with good intentions.

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Male 105
Owned!
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Female 88
he is a jerk even if i didnt like the gift i would still say i lovedit go in the hole you crawled out of(that was your OTHER girlfriends hole) LOL
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Female 88
if my man was that ungreatful i would of kicked him out and all heck would break lose
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Male 8
twist_13, you said it all... it`s just a COMMERCIAL PEOPLE!
spell check would be nice.
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Male 8
yeah..... this deserves a well earned... oWNED!!1
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Male 393
well a vase IS a pretty crappy present....
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Female 409
my bf would have said the same thing to me
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Female 85
What an A$$HOLE! I would b***h slapped him!
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Female 573
That sucks.

"WTF!?" lol...that`s great though. But I`d still beat his ass...but it`s great he was honest. Just TOO honest!

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Female 260
aw
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Male 64
[quote]On 1/23/2006 2:11:11 PM katkatcat wrote: she put her heart into it and that makes it better than anything you could buy . it takes a good person to make somthing and give it away, than go and uy somthing in 5 min and dont even care, so waht if it wasnt the best potery in the world , she made it with goodo intentions and made it special for him wich makes it perfict[/quote]

Ummmmm.... May I please, once again, point out That it is a COMMERCIAL!!! She didnt "make" anything.. get over it!!

PS. WTF is "potery" or "wich"?? People, please use spell check!


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Male 95
she desrved it.

seriously, cheap ass biotch.

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Female 529
I would have been pissed. One year my boyfriend gave me a hare krishna cookbook that some hare krishna had given him in an airport.
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Male 737
funny! Maybe a repost, but I`ve never seen it before. All you freakazoids need to understand that it`s just a joke, and it`s SUPPOSED to be inappropriate... that`s what makes it funny!
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Female 123
sisters grrrrrr
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Female 22
I`m with you katkatcat.
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Male 579
I would of liked the cup. He just an ass who is probably cheating on her with the 80 year old transvestite across the street.
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Female 316
hahaha :-D
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Male 486
katkatcat is right i would like a gift from someone that took work and the put themselves into it. it takes love and heartt to make something for someone it only takes money to have someone else do it and spend like 5 mins at the stor (or even less buy it online so they have to do even less wokr) i wouldve loved it and not just saying that.
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Male 1,407
Well did she really expect him to be happy with a vase? If she did, she`s an idiot.
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Female 4
she put her heart into it and that makes it better than anything you could buy . it takes a good person to make somthing and give it away, than go and uy somthing in 5 min and dont even care, so waht if it wasnt the best potery in the world , she made it with goodo intentions and made it special for him wich makes it perfict
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Male 143
heh id rather get no present than get soem lameass present like that, i mean wtf! he spends $300 dollars on her and she spends like 5 mins on a pootery wheel for him.
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Female 572
not working for me
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Male 64
You all need to chill.. It is just a stupid ad after all.
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Female 215
heh... kinda funny:P
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Female 882
its a CUP. its okay to make things when ur 6, or as a side gift.. but there are rules saying not to do this type of thing. she`ll learn.
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Male 123
My brother got me a picture frame he got free from work!He said here......i hope yoo like it...i got it from work.I was like thanks NOT EVEN A CARD
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Male 451
h-t-r-s-g-v-c-s-g-h-u-REPOST!
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Female 1,062
Repost, but still kinda funny.
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Female 139
lol hell i would`ve said the same thing if i was the guy...wtf a damn cup! i`m already drinking the damn coffee u made in a CUP, why would i need another one?

soo stupid, i can`t i got annoyed over this commerical.

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Female 158
HAHAAHHA
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Female 337
lol smagBoy, 2 yrs ago my grandma got me this huge bottle (like a bottle of milk 6pints)of bubble bath - it smelt like diturgant . eww
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Female 378
I would have slapped him so hard if I was that woman!
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Male 4,431
I`m guessing she`d already poisoned his breakfast, knowing full-well that he was going to be an ass about the gift. In a minute, when he gets over his "sadness" and eats a bite, he`ll start foaming at the mouth and bleeding from his eyes and she can just laaaaaauuugggghhhhh! }-)
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Female 587
I like how he cries at the end!

I would have throw the coffee in his face }-)

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Female 1,120
She needed to like punch ihim in the face. Thats what i would have done.
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Male 1,882
He should`ve thrown it at the wall an shattered it! Then I`d call him an ***hole.
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Female 226
aww, poor thing! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED DUDE!!!!!
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Male 30
that was mean
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Male 214
did anyone see the one where the guy is playing russian roulette while the girl strips.

"Good poker players always know when to fold."

It does it again when all the bullets are loaded

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Female 403
Yeah shipyard that IS good point, 4 years ago my sister bought me a candle that she didn`t even have to pay for, it was only £5 - i haven`t had anything since. That`s how tight she is - i`d be flattered if she made me ANYTHING!!!
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Female 25
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD seen that god knows how many times!
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Female 607
LOL, that`s so mean! But you have to admit, it was a terrible present considering he got her a $300 necklace :-P
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Female 1,972
You have a point there shipyard.
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Male 630
Aye. Loved this one. We all want to say something like this at some point. Remember what your siblings got you last year?
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Female 982
Lol, that was funny.
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Male 43
he`s just saying what everybody`s thinking
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Male 396
well thats what she gets for burning dinner the night before
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Female 28
I liked it i think it was funny when the guy be like "WTF?". hahahaha :-)
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Male 1,348
I think poker room should fire whoever was in charge of this little gem. Preferably into the sun.
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Female 1,211
"dont you like it?"

"no."

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Female 1,071
I`d kick him the groin- FREE BIRTH CONTROL- hows that for a f*ckin gift?
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Male 15
what an A-hole
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Female 13
Pretty pathetic
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Female 264
Link: Breakfast [Rate Link] - Wow, he`s a jerk.
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