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Date: 01/23/06 02:32 AM

71 Responses to Breakfast

  1. Profile photo of monkeydrumme
    monkeydrumme Female 13-17
    264 posts
    January 22, 2006 at 9:40 pm
    Link: Breakfast - Wow, he`s a jerk.
  2. Profile photo of s0urp0w3r
    s0urp0w3r Female 13-17
    13 posts
    January 22, 2006 at 9:47 pm
    Pretty pathetic
  3. Profile photo of petey137
    petey137 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    January 22, 2006 at 10:33 pm
    what an A-hole
  4. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 2:40 am
    I`d kick him the groin- FREE BIRTH CONTROL- hows that for a f*ckin gift?
  5. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 2:46 am
    "dont you like it?"

    "no."

  6. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 3:02 am
    I think poker room should fire whoever was in charge of this little gem. Preferably into the sun.
  7. Profile photo of lovely3
    lovely3 Female 18-29
    28 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 3:12 am
    I liked it i think it was funny when the guy be like "WTF?". hahahaha :-)
  8. Profile photo of FRANCESUX
    FRANCESUX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 3:22 am
    well thats what she gets for burning dinner the night before
  9. Profile photo of 52
    52 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 3:32 am
    he`s just saying what everybody`s thinking
  10. Profile photo of georgiascool
    georgiascool Female 13-17
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    January 23, 2006 at 4:10 am
    Lol, that was funny.
  11. Profile photo of shipyard
    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 4:22 am
    Aye. Loved this one. We all want to say something like this at some point. Remember what your siblings got you last year?
  12. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 4:34 am
    You have a point there shipyard.
  13. Profile photo of ten_10
    ten_10 Female 18-29
    607 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 4:43 am
    LOL, that`s so mean! But you have to admit, it was a terrible present considering he got her a $300 necklace :-P
  14. Profile photo of toffee1000
    toffee1000 Female 13-17
    25 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 4:54 am
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD seen that god knows how many times!
  15. Profile photo of supersassyk8
    supersassyk8 Female 18-29
    403 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 6:19 am
    Yeah shipyard that IS good point, 4 years ago my sister bought me a candle that she didn`t even have to pay for, it was only £5 - i haven`t had anything since. That`s how tight she is - i`d be flattered if she made me ANYTHING!!!
  16. Profile photo of DeeBack008
    DeeBack008 Male 13-17
    214 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 6:34 am
    did anyone see the one where the guy is playing russian roulette while the girl strips.

    "Good poker players always know when to fold."

    It does it again when all the bullets are loaded

  17. Profile photo of WHOYOHO
    WHOYOHO Male 13-17
    30 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 7:40 am
    that was mean
  18. Profile photo of popchic
    popchic Female 13-17
    226 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 8:25 am
    aww, poor thing! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED DUDE!!!!!
  19. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 9:59 am
    He should`ve thrown it at the wall an shattered it! Then I`d call him an ***hole.
  20. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 10:24 am
    She needed to like punch ihim in the face. Thats what i would have done.
  21. Profile photo of lizzywizzy
    lizzywizzy Female 18-29
    587 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 10:42 am
    I like how he cries at the end!

    I would have throw the coffee in his face }-)

  22. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 10:56 am
    I`m guessing she`d already poisoned his breakfast, knowing full-well that he was going to be an ass about the gift. In a minute, when he gets over his "sadness" and eats a bite, he`ll start foaming at the mouth and bleeding from his eyes and she can just laaaaaauuugggghhhhh! }-)
  23. Profile photo of mishmosh
    mishmosh Female 13-17
    378 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 11:07 am
    I would have slapped him so hard if I was that woman!
  24. Profile photo of 2an2makes5
    2an2makes5 Female 18-29
    337 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 11:12 am
    lol smagBoy, 2 yrs ago my grandma got me this huge bottle (like a bottle of milk 6pints)of bubble bath - it smelt like diturgant . eww
  25. Profile photo of Toodlepuff
    Toodlepuff Female 13-17
    158 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 11:38 am
    HAHAAHHA
  26. Profile photo of CacaPUNYETA
    CacaPUNYETA Female 18-29
    139 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 11:41 am
    lol hell i would`ve said the same thing if i was the guy...wtf a damn cup! i`m already drinking the damn coffee u made in a CUP, why would i need another one?

    soo stupid, i can`t i got annoyed over this commerical.

  27. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 12:04 pm
    Repost, but still kinda funny.
  28. Profile photo of krazykyle
    krazykyle Male 13-17
    451 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 12:11 pm
    h-t-r-s-g-v-c-s-g-h-u-REPOST!
  29. Profile photo of zippo121
    zippo121 Male 18-29
    123 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 12:27 pm
    My brother got me a picture frame he got free from work!He said here......i hope yoo like it...i got it from work.I was like thanks NOT EVEN A CARD
  30. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 12:35 pm
    its a CUP. its okay to make things when ur 6, or as a side gift.. but there are rules saying not to do this type of thing. she`ll learn.
  31. Profile photo of TiclkedPink
    TiclkedPink Female 18-29
    215 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    heh... kinda funny:P
  32. Profile photo of Twist_13
    Twist_13 Male 70 & Over
    64 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 12:44 pm
    You all need to chill.. It is just a stupid ad after all.
  33. Profile photo of Guinstar
    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 1:58 pm
    not working for me
  34. Profile photo of JonKemper
    JonKemper Male 18-29
    143 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 2:07 pm
    heh id rather get no present than get soem lameass present like that, i mean wtf! he spends $300 dollars on her and she spends like 5 mins on a pootery wheel for him.
  35. Profile photo of katkatcat
    katkatcat Female 13-17
    4 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 2:11 pm
    she put her heart into it and that makes it better than anything you could buy . it takes a good person to make somthing and give it away, than go and uy somthing in 5 min and dont even care, so waht if it wasnt the best potery in the world , she made it with goodo intentions and made it special for him wich makes it perfict
  36. Profile photo of Osprey39
    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 2:41 pm
    Well did she really expect him to be happy with a vase? If she did, she`s an idiot.
  37. Profile photo of citadel
    citadel Male 18-29
    486 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 3:04 pm
    katkatcat is right i would like a gift from someone that took work and the put themselves into it. it takes love and heartt to make something for someone it only takes money to have someone else do it and spend like 5 mins at the stor (or even less buy it online so they have to do even less wokr) i wouldve loved it and not just saying that.
  38. Profile photo of kingconan92
    kingconan92 Female 18-29
    316 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 3:10 pm
    hahaha :-D
  39. Profile photo of gonadsonfire
    gonadsonfire Male 13-17
    579 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 4:18 pm
    I would of liked the cup. He just an ass who is probably cheating on her with the 80 year old transvestite across the street.
  40. Profile photo of purekarma
    purekarma Female 18-29
    22 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 4:41 pm
    I`m with you katkatcat.
  41. Profile photo of unihope
    unihope Female 13-17
    123 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 4:47 pm
    sisters grrrrrr
  42. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 4:59 pm
    funny! Maybe a repost, but I`ve never seen it before. All you freakazoids need to understand that it`s just a joke, and it`s SUPPOSED to be inappropriate... that`s what makes it funny!
  43. Profile photo of Fartacus
    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 5:21 pm
    I would have been pissed. One year my boyfriend gave me a hare krishna cookbook that some hare krishna had given him in an airport.
  44. Profile photo of superbutts
    superbutts Male 13-17
    95 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 5:28 pm
    she desrved it.

    seriously, cheap ass biotch.

  45. Profile photo of Twist_13
    Twist_13 Male 70 & Over
    64 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 5:39 pm
    On 1/23/2006 2:11:11 PM katkatcat wrote: she put her heart into it and that makes it better than anything you could buy . it takes a good person to make somthing and give it away, than go and uy somthing in 5 min and dont even care, so waht if it wasnt the best potery in the world , she made it with goodo intentions and made it special for him wich makes it perfict

    Ummmmm.... May I please, once again, point out That it is a COMMERCIAL!!! She didnt "make" anything.. get over it!!

    PS. WTF is "potery" or "wich"?? People, please use spell check!


  46. Profile photo of uoysevolndys
    uoysevolndys Female 18-29
    260 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 5:59 pm
    aw
  47. Profile photo of BleednBeauty
    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 6:25 pm
    That sucks.

    "WTF!?" lol...that`s great though. But I`d still beat his ass...but it`s great he was honest. Just TOO honest!

  48. Profile photo of SporGrl
    SporGrl Female 13-17
    85 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 6:32 pm
    What an A$$HOLE! I would b***h slapped him!
  49. Profile photo of tiggergal
    tiggergal Female 18-29
    409 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 6:34 pm
    my bf would have said the same thing to me
  50. Profile photo of cutbullocks
    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 7:03 pm
    well a vase IS a pretty crappy present....
  51. Profile photo of Shadow_Demon
    Shadow_Demon Male 18-29
    8 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 7:08 pm
    yeah..... this deserves a well earned... oWNED!!1
  52. Profile photo of Shadow_Demon
    Shadow_Demon Male 18-29
    8 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 7:12 pm
    twist_13, you said it all... it`s just a COMMERCIAL PEOPLE!
    spell check would be nice.
  53. Profile photo of nina909
    nina909 Female 13-17
    88 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 8:09 pm
    if my man was that ungreatful i would of kicked him out and all heck would break lose
  54. Profile photo of nina909
    nina909 Female 13-17
    88 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 8:13 pm
    he is a jerk even if i didnt like the gift i would still say i lovedit go in the hole you crawled out of(that was your OTHER girlfriends hole) LOL
  55. Profile photo of Mr.Moogle
    Mr.Moogle Male 13-17
    105 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 8:22 pm
    Owned!
  56. Profile photo of calidus
    calidus Male 18-29
    50 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 9:02 pm
    On 1/23/2006 2:11:11 PM katkatcat wrote: she put her heart into it and that makes it better than anything you could buy . it takes a good person to make somthing and give it away, than go and uy somthing in 5 min and dont even care, so waht if it wasnt the best potery in the world , she made it with goodo intentions and made it special for him wich makes it perfict

    s-p-e-l-l-c-h-e-c-k

    Oh, and the path to Hell is lined with good intentions.

  57. Profile photo of MorbidNun
    MorbidNun Female 13-17
    54 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 10:06 pm
    my favorite part:
    "i made it myself"

    ....
    "i can see that"

  58. Profile photo of iluvrevenge
    iluvrevenge Female 13-17
    369 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 10:43 pm
    wut a jack ass
  59. Profile photo of diemorondie
    diemorondie Female 18-29
    648 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 10:59 pm
    Um, I get the concept, but the actor`s delivery was horrible.
  60. Profile photo of backdraft123
    backdraft123 Male 13-17
    160 posts
    January 23, 2006 at 11:37 pm
    hehe, that was pretty good. Mean, but funny...
  61. Profile photo of heartagram86
    heartagram86 Male 18-29
    115 posts
    January 24, 2006 at 12:10 am
    Although I realize that this is only an ad, if I knew of a guy who did that to his girlfriend with intentions of making her feel bad for making him a gift I would most definatly have to give him a solid fist to the jaw. However, I don`t know any guys that do that. By the way ladies, I`m sorry that most guys out there suck and often put you through this kind of scenario. And before anyone says I`m just trying to get girls to like me, I am taken and have been for three very joyous years.
  62. Profile photo of joolia
    joolia Female 13-17
    272 posts
    January 24, 2006 at 12:15 am
    I would have first shoved his head into the wall, kicked him in the crotch, and taken the cup back and gotten some coffee.
  63. Profile photo of whatup09
    whatup09 Male 18-29
    169 posts
    January 24, 2006 at 1:56 am
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahhahhahha
  64. Profile photo of shipyard
    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    January 24, 2006 at 2:12 am
    ""Although I realize that this is only an ad, if I knew of a guy who did that to his girlfriend with intentions of making her feel bad for making him a gift I would most definatly have to give him a solid fist to the jaw. However, I don`t know any guys that do that. By the way ladies, I`m sorry that most guys out there suck and often put you through this kind of scenario. And before anyone says I`m just trying to get girls to like me, I am taken and have been for three very joyous years."" :heartagram86

    What in the hell? Noone really does this. That is the whole f*cking point of the commercial. Many people are pissed at the gifts that they get, but noone EVER says anything. We put on our best poker faces.

    PS: My mother got a 2" tall bronze cherub at christmas, and she hung it on the wall. When my grandma came to her house for a visit, she was ike, "Why is your necklace on the wall?"

    PPS: This is the same grandma that gave my 22 year old Mari

  65. Profile photo of heartagram86
    heartagram86 Male 18-29
    115 posts
    January 24, 2006 at 1:22 pm
    Just because you don`t know anyone that does this doesnt mean people dont. As a matter of fact I know that there are people heartless out there enough to do this on a more extreme standard. They would probably break it and then tell the girl to get the heck out of the room. And its not just this that some guys do. A lot of guys fool around while dating their girlfriends and that is just terrible. Needless to say girls do it to...
  66. Profile photo of guardateciel
    guardateciel Female 18-29
    727 posts
    January 24, 2006 at 7:49 pm
    yeah what an a hole I would have poisoned his breakfast lol
  67. Profile photo of PrestoMagic4
    PrestoMagic4 Male 18-29
    56 posts
    January 24, 2006 at 9:25 pm
    lol all i can say is lol.....but is kinda old
  68. Profile photo of Melxoxo
    Melxoxo Female 18-29
    335 posts
    January 29, 2006 at 7:54 am
    haha i like it... what a stingy biatch, she couldve at least bought something to go with it
  69. Profile photo of Stingray955
    Stingray955 Male 13-17
    163 posts
    January 31, 2006 at 8:54 pm
    He should grown up! Katkatcat is right, so unthankful and selfish
  70. Profile photo of TCMP-213
    TCMP-213 Male 30-39
    4 posts
    May 27, 2006 at 3:30 am
    Guy`s got a perfectly valid drating point! Any of you women who disagree, wtf happened to equal treatment for equal work and women`s lib and all that bullpoo? What it only applies when things are in your favor? drat off.
  71. Profile photo of trashcan7
    trashcan7 Male 13-17
    564 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 11:29 am
    Um...ok?

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