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Date: 01/04/06 10:18 PM

25 Responses to 100s of Machine Messages

  1. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 10:15 pm
    Link: 100s of Machine Messages - What did I just say?
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    jujubees Male 18-29
    197 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 10:25 pm
    That was amazingly lame. I`m sorry, but that was just terrible. I read the first one and I thought "hmm, maybe these next ones will be better" but I was gravely mistaken. These are jokes my 7 year old cousin might think is funny. More so, its something maybe a 7 year old would make up. For some reason, that link just rubbed me the wrong way, sorry.
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    MitchelHunt Male 13-17
    161 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 10:46 pm
    that was extremely disappointing and useless. not funny at all.
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    crippled_guy Male 13-17
    126 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 10:47 pm
    i read 26 of them before i realised the same thing jujubees...either im a lot stupider than u or im just a lot more patient
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    Everyonesux Male 13-17
    58 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 11:07 pm
    Not funny and everyone sux
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    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 11:12 pm
    Just bad. But thisone did give me a small smile:

    You`re dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world without time, where sound collides with color and shadows explode. You see a signpost up ahead -- this is no ordinary telephone answering device... You have reached, "The Twilight Phone".

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    duffbeer4moe Female 13-17
    677 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 11:17 pm
    words fail me ...
  8. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 11:32 pm
    Stupid and boring!
  9. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    January 4, 2006 at 11:52 pm
    Jesus. That blew chimps.
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    Wyrenth Male 18-29
    251 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 12:04 am
    I thought it was amusing. Could have been presented in a cleaner fashion, though... And I was expecting voice clips of messages, not greetings. Oh well. :)
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 12:26 am
    That was unpleasant, but it did keep me busy for a little while.
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    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 3:37 am
    ...
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    speakerbox Female 18-29
    55 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 5:09 am
    cra.ppy
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    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 7:08 am
    I gave up after reading the first one.
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    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 12:57 pm
    I hate it when people try leave a funny message for their voicemail.
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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 2:17 pm
    read till the 7th, this last one was funnier than the rest..
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    guardateciel Female 18-29
    727 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 3:42 pm
    meh it`s ok
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    sean9812 Male 13-17
    73 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 3:47 pm
    last post!
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    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 6:59 pm
    I like the one that`s on my machine:
    "Hi! So and So and So and so aren`t home right now but you can leave a message, ok? uhhh, lemme just get a pencil." People get sooooo confused.
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    thecranberry Male 18-29
    731 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 7:04 pm
    ^that is funny. you do it in a weird voice right? otherwise people would just know its your answering machine.
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    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 8:05 pm
    I don`t get your question. I talk like myself...whuh?
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    Dougg Male 13-17
    143 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 10:19 pm
    The first few are pretty bad... they get a little better a few categories in.
    I like this one:
    Answering machine message 186
    Hello, this is David. I don`t live here, so if you were trying to call me, you`ve dialed the wrong number. On the other hand, if you were trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and number at the tone. I don`t guarantee that one of them will call you back -- only that I won`t.
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    Doppel Male 18-29
    75 posts
    January 6, 2006 at 3:45 am
    Hello? Hello? Is someone there? I can`t hear you...Because I`m not home! Leave a message.
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    Toolal Female 18-29
    36 posts
    January 6, 2006 at 4:26 pm
    Well I liked some of `em and used `em. Teehee
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    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 10:45 pm
    ??

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