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A slack-jawed idiot serving me fries.
Come on, man...give Hunter S. Thompson some love..I`m so dissapointed in humanity right now.
"A matter of opinion?" What kind of douchebag thing is that to say? If the best literature is merely a "matter of opinion," then EVERYTHING is a matter of opinion.
"I believe the sky is orange."
"But it`s blue!"
"That`s just my opinion."
"I believe that Britney Spears is poetry, but that`s just my opinion."
"Ignorant subhuman retard."
oh yeah sorry for 3 posts
The sun sets in the west (just about everyone knows that), but Sunset Towers faced east. Strange! Sunset Towers faced east and had no towers. - Ellen Raskin, The Westing Game
16. If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you`ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don`t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. —J. D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (1951)
Lay Off! You could have just told us without being a jerk about it. Besides, I never studied Shakespeare in H.S. You`d think I have, but I had crappy teachers. If I hadn`t worked so hard I wouldn`t have gotten into college. NOW BACK OFF!
This one`s not from a novel, its from fanfictiondracademented; Unexpected: "The lion may be king of the jungle, but drop him into Antartica and he`s just a penguins bitch"
I love LOVE love those qoutes. :D
Yes! Yes! I always loved that. Impending doom.
There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it. —C. S. Lewis, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (1952)
101. Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground. You pull it up and pull it up, but that cable just keeps right on going, clear across a field, until you come to a bunch of guys who are burying the cable. Then just walk up to them and go, "Hey, have you seen Fred?" And they`ll say, "Fred who?" And you say, "Fred of snakes?" Then cover your ears, because big laughs are coming.
His plays were in verse.
Good Lord, you people are stupid.
However, why isn`t the opening line to To Kill a Mockingbird on there. That is a classic American piece.
"When he was nearly thirteen, my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow."
Then again, I`m not impartial. I had to do my Literary Analysis on that novel...
When shall we three meet againIn thunder, lightning, or in rain?- William Shakespeare, Macbeth
Two households, both alike in dignity,In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.- William Shakespeare, Romeo and JulietJust a few of my favs!
1 min, just get my copy
Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler`s pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step to eternal life is you have to die.
Or the start of chapter 6:
Two screens into my demo to Microsoft, I taste blood and have to start swallowing.
Chaper 7:One morning there`s the dead jellyfish of a used condom floating in the toilet.This is how Tyler meets Marla.
haha that should be number 1
Sounds like syphillis
You would have thought they would have included the one that starts that Dickens Novel....
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...etc.
Some of those are so boring it makes me not want to read the book.